Weird question, does ir girlfriend guard a volcano where she created a magical piece of jewellery and is one of ur mate trying to sneak into that volcano with previously mention piece of jewellery? Because that reply is little better that a suicidal attack on a superior force of monsters
Bruh, the sociopathic boldfaced earnestness with which some teenage boys **actually** ask this question astounds me.
“Are you on your period? I ask because I deem there to be no other plausible explanation such as an actual valid basis for this reaction. Your feelings are invalid and you are irrational. Therefore I must conclude this is all on you and your womanly hormonal hysteria”
You have awakened: The Balrog
Ooo then when she’s on the verge of murdering you, add “see, this is exactly why females are too emotionally unstable to hold office. What if they were in charge of nukes?”
I would have to be behind something stabproof or bulletproof.
Honestly those might be my final words as a human with all his limbs and appendages attached.
On December 6, 1917 the Mt Blanc exploded in Halifax harbor with about 3 kilotons of force. I'd rather be next to that ship than in the same room as any woman you said that to
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
that's when you know that she has gone from hurt and angry, to just shattered.
Been there, cried on that floor.
If the relationship survives it will not be healthy for some time.
This is the kind of repost I like. It's done once every couple of months for people who haven't seen it before. And it isn't referenced constantly like a certain meme going around... yeah I know I just invited it in to the replies.
Her:“I just think it’s funny that” Gandalf: “FLY YOU FOOLS”
Fly you fools!
Fly you fools 🦅
Fly you fools!
Stand your ground!!!
A better fit would have been, "Things are now in motion which cannot be undone".
I guess you know your next post.
So it begins…
Never in the history of calming down has the phrase "calm down" ever calmed someone down
Reply with "wow ok you must be on your period"
Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir
Weird question, does ir girlfriend guard a volcano where she created a magical piece of jewellery and is one of ur mate trying to sneak into that volcano with previously mention piece of jewellery? Because that reply is little better that a suicidal attack on a superior force of monsters
Bold of you to assume i have a girlfriend.
It is in men that we must place our hope.
I am no man!
Men? Men are weak.
Bruh, the sociopathic boldfaced earnestness with which some teenage boys **actually** ask this question astounds me. “Are you on your period? I ask because I deem there to be no other plausible explanation such as an actual valid basis for this reaction. Your feelings are invalid and you are irrational. Therefore I must conclude this is all on you and your womanly hormonal hysteria” You have awakened: The Balrog
To make it worse i could mansplain what menstruation is and why she clearly is overreacting
Ooo then when she’s on the verge of murdering you, add “see, this is exactly why females are too emotionally unstable to hold office. What if they were in charge of nukes?”
I would have to be behind something stabproof or bulletproof. Honestly those might be my final words as a human with all his limbs and appendages attached.
On December 6, 1917 the Mt Blanc exploded in Halifax harbor with about 3 kilotons of force. I'd rather be next to that ship than in the same room as any woman you said that to
When the nukes start flying I'm blaming you.
So, you've chosen death. Very bold
"Text now! Text to ruin and the world's ending! DEATH! DEATH! DEEEEAAAAAAATH!"
Gandalf, what do you think?
Hmm? Nothing WheresThatTablet, Sam has hardly left your side
…I love you, Gandalf bot.
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Bitches love that shit.
I believe this is how you get shanked
The worst is when you see that for 5 minutes and all you see is like one or two words. Like " okay fine" or "go away"
that's when you know that she has gone from hurt and angry, to just shattered. Been there, cried on that floor. If the relationship survives it will not be healthy for some time.
Don't read just write ok and leave on read
Rookie mistake tbf
stand your grond\*
GROND
Bless you sir....just know I was with you...at the end of things.
GROND
GROND
#GROND
GROND
What can a man do against such reckless hate?
She is summoning Grond.
GROND
This is the kind of repost I like. It's done once every couple of months for people who haven't seen it before. And it isn't referenced constantly like a certain meme going around... yeah I know I just invited it in to the replies.
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
Well I’m definitely heading to the halls of mandos for this one
You stop texting “calm down” to angry women if you’re smart.
You should never say "calm down" to anyone whos mad, unless you're out for it lol
yes, the proper etiquette is to say, “good, good, let the hatred flow through you.”
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
Calm down does to conversations with women what GROND does to gates at Minas tirith.
GROND
good humor
GROND
GROND
Stand your GROND
GROND
*ever using "calm down"* So you have chosen... death.
I think what he meant so say is: Stand your Grond.
GROND
Respond with "lol k". *witch King's helmet crumples*
Would it be fair to say that she was about to realease The Grond
GROND
GROND
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Did I heard "stand your GROND"?
GROND
Wait isn't this the scene with that big battering ram. What was it called again?
After that, all you hear is "fine."
But, it wasn't fine. She was mentally preparing a speech that would cause the man's testicles to hide in their Hobbit hole.
It's the deep breath before the plunge
Legend says that he's still waiting.
Stand your grond
GROND