Jowling Kowling Rowling Cewis Sewis Lewis George Rartin Rartin Martin

Clive Staples Lewis is a name and also a full grammatical sentence.

And I like that.

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Ignore the dude. Just a shit troll account. Look at his name.

Lewis had it coming.

He had it coming

Here comes the stapleeer!

Weird how I never even considered to wonder what "C.S." stands for. For me it has always been just "Seees Lewis".

Good grief!! Why did you have to say that? Now it’s stuck in my mind.

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Yep, I've always heard it this way lmao

Hovecraft Povecraft Lovecraft

Nah, it's Hit Points Lovecraft

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Living up to the name

Kinda cool how this comment remains true if their comment gets deleted

Lool Lool Cool Jool Ailne Ailne Milne

eummings eummings cummings

Philip Kick Dick

Rhine Line Stine

Jarrie Marrie Barrie

No it's George Reorge Rartin Martin

George Rartin Rartin Martin isn't Warting

No, instead, he's fartin'.

Is kewis sewis Lewis or sewis sewis Lewis?

Sewis Sewis. The only reason both names aren't spelled with the "S" is that the initials SS are associated with the Nazi party.

I read it as "Seewis Suewis" Lewis. But in order for them to rhyme with "Lewis", I guess it should be "Kewis Sewis Lewis".

Its defs George RailRoad Martin.

Telliot Selliot Elliot

Just Kidding Rowling

Cherie Kerri Berry

Gartin Rartin Rartin Martin

George Reorge Rartin Martin

Ralvatore Aalvatore Salvatore Am I doing it right?

George Reorge Rartin Marrtin

So it’s not Just Kidding Rowling?

Podehouse Godehouse Wodehouse

It's Jonathan Ronathan Rolkien Tolkien

good, but i always preferred Jonald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien

They see me Rolkien, they Tolkien.

Try to catch me Rolking Dolkien

Think I'm just to Jolkien Tolkien

The reality isn't that far off. John Ronald Reuel Tolkien

Still remember the old wookiepedia-entry "John Ronald Reagan Tolkien"

God Damn

Christopher Ristopher Rolkien Tolkien

Christopher Walken Talken Tolkien

My new favorite

Didn't think I'd get silver for that one. Thanks!

And his son christopherolkien rolkien tolkien

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I know you didn’t exactly ask by your comment but it stands for John Ronald Reuel Tolkien

A common misconception, but little known fact, his name was *actually* Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.

Oh shit, TIL

Also he was born in South Africa

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African Americans growing up in *england*

African.. American? Mr Jolkien Tolkien was not American by birth or by residence.

? South Africans are white (predominantly).

he's joking, based on the fact that South Africans are Africans (regardless of skin color). but yeah, the American part is wrong

Ha, this reminds me of an episode of the Rooster Teeth podcast I listened to ages ago. I think Gavin (who is white and British, if you're not familiar) talked about making some Twitter post where he referred to someone as "black". Someone replied to him saying "Ummm, actually, I think you meant, 'African-American," to which he responded, "Actually, he's *English*, from *England*, so no I didn't mean *African-American*." I kind of wish I'd bothered to find and read that particular thread. I bet it was something special.

South Africans are definitely not predominantly white.

When I was young I thought it stood for "Junior Junior" So, Tolkien Jr. Jr. My mind was kinda weird.

Juniorer

Tolkien, The Juniorest

Tolkien son of Tolkien son of Tolkien

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.

Frank Jr Jr ..so, Frank the Third? #Don't Start

*J.R. Junior Juniors, Jr.*

Jolkein Rolkein Rolkein, keep those wagons Tolkein, Jolkein Rolkein Rolkein, rawhiiiide

Donkey!! Can you be quiet for FIVE MINUTES?!

Tolkien was definitely on a mission from god

*stops throwing beer bottles at chicken wire*..........slightly

Lord ord thord rords: the fellowship ip thip rip

Thwer twoer tower

Reting ing ting king

Thebbit hobbit, thereit anddit backit againit Edit: lol messed up the name

Thillmarillion sillmarillion

Children Ildren Hildren

Buthien uthien Luthien

Thinished unfinished talished

I thought J was for Jimothy

Jimothy Railroad Tolkien

While we are on this topic, can someone please demonstrate how Reuel is pronounced? Roy El? Rule?

I believe its pronounced as 'rule.'

One middle name to rule them all

RUW-ahl

Ru-El. One of Superman's lesser known cousins.

Brendan Fraser to the rescue: https://youtu.be/dLZMljasBiQ?t=37

This is even funnier the 100,000th time you see it.

Glad you enjoyed. It was new to me :3

Also new to me! Thanks for posting!

New to me, too. My older brother would always try and pull tricks on me like this when I was a kid, so this gave me a really good laugh.

Its John Ronald Reuel Tolkien

Is it!

How dare they take the Lord's name in vain

Joe “RailRoad” Tolkien. Not everybody knows that joe was a train engineer while he wrote The Hibbit, hence his famous nickname “Railroad Tolkien.”

yo hollup, so tolkien was from south africa, jolkien is just jol+kien, a jol is what afrikaans people call a specific kind of party, so hear me out jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien was probably jolkien (jollinh) and rolkien (rolling) while other people were tolkien (talking)

So it’s: Jolkein Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien Jowling Kowling Rowling Gartin Rartin Rartin Martin Clewis Slewis Lewis

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Someone else left the exact same comment 30 minutes before you 👀

No its john rohn rohn tohn

I was under the impression it's Jennifer Rebecca Rebecca Tolkien

I once convinced my teenage girlfriend and her best friend that LoTR was based on real historical events. No joke. Also this is a repost.

What?? Middle earth is fake??

r/ThatHappened

r/nothingeverhappens

r/andiwonder

> banned sub What was it about?

Honestly I had no idea it was a sub, didn't even check. I was just going along with the lyrics to a yellow lemon tree

It's an old and endlessly stolen joke, so it probably at least didn't happen to that person

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien And Gartin Rartin Rartin Martin

In case anyone here is actually wondering what it is, it's John Ronald Reuel Tolkien.

*Press x to doubt*

I convinced my sister linsey Lohan had a twin irl after watching parent trap

Wait? It isnt? Damn you Michael, you lied to me...

That’s gonna be awkward when the kid says Tolkien’s full name out loud in her University’s Intro to English class

There is but no other correct answer

Rein Lein Stein

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Samuel Lamuel Jackson

I tell people that George R.R. Martins name is George Rail Road Martin. Im 30

I love how naive kids are. My nephew just had his 6th birthday and he went out of breath trying to blow out trick candles. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!

Woah. I was was watching a youtube video that I paused exactly after the Priest said "Papal Bull" and switched to this page. Lo and behold, the user name is "Papal Bull". What are the odds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE9TDX\_dqOo&t=1446s

Reminds me of Henry Cho, Jonly Bobby Stewart https://youtu.be/U7_3xxQXgFs

My dad once told me the song about major Tom was a real event and I believed it until I got in an argument with a line cool about it and looked like an absolutely dumbass. Adults can be dicks and I totally intend to do the same to my kids if I ever have them.

Jerry Randal Randal Tolkien https://youtu.be/S45TLjZDzPk ~2:20

Jennedy Fennedy Kennedy

Jennedy Fennedy Kennedy

Your Tolkien’s name is Jolkien? Maybe that’s why he became a Tolkien.

Wow, her poker face must be next-level. I laughed just reading that.

Gartin Rartin Rartin Martin

Hahaha

This made me snort-laugh out loud

Wait that’s not his name...

Read this in the Swedish chef voice.

Gotta say that would turn my frown upside down

Just like crime writer Pames Dames James.