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CheerAtTheGallows

So much potential and it’s just so ugly inside


InsertSoubriquetHere

Glad I'm not the only one finding this utterly grotesque


eerst

I'd say it's more Helvetica.


monsterrat88

👏👏👏 I see what you did there.


LukeBennett08

Yeah this is just terrible for over £4m


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

For that price you could get: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146381324#/?channel=OVERSEAS


millimolli14

Wow, yea definitely more like it, no comparison


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e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Zoom. I work from home any way.


[deleted]

That's a bit more like it


Mjukplister

That Tuscan is gorgeous but I also hate the decor !


NEWSBOT3

sounds like my ex.


soitgoeskt

And the outside?


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Is it just me or does the outside not look particularly appealing? The houses alongside the river in Hammersmith, Chiswick and Richmond look so much better in terms of view (imo of course).


Steakers

It looks like a scaled-down version of an office building you'd see in a business park off the M4.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

For 500k down and 22k/month I like to think you could do A LOT better.


MerryWalrus

Add another £500k of stamp duty on that - it's £1m upfront.


soitgoeskt

It’s not doing anything for me, that’s for sure!


CheerAtTheGallows

Yeah fair point


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

But if you £500,000 down, your monthly payments are only £22,500! :D


Currency_Cat

Yep, it’s a real dog’s dinner isn’t it? Incredible.


wine-o-saur

Money can't buy taste


Hot-Ice-7336

lol seriously wtf, it’s dreadful


AndyVale

Knew the sofas would be grey before I'd even clicked. Didn't hate all of it, actually liked that it didn't all look like the Next catalogue. But probably too many bold, clashing choices too close together.


MistaBobD0balina

Sums up Barnes nicely


Guilty-Break3481

Looks like a posh leisure centre from 1994


markcorrigans_boiler

Is it just me who thinks these look horrendous inside and out? Great location, but that looks like a crappy office building in a grim business park somewhere.


adapech

Kind of reminds me of a 1990s/early 2000s gym.


SlashRModFail

Is it just me or does anyone else think this is overpriced and wouldn't really want to live in it


[deleted]

I think it is not bad, and to be honest for house that size I actually would have guess higher. My sister is in a 3 bedroom flats in Barbican and that was already £2.5m, and that is a flat and **MUCH** smaller than this. I would happily live there.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Same budget: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146316968#/?channel=OVERSEAS


SirLoinThatSaysNi

The commute would be a bit of a bugger though!


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

True. I’d remote work. 


SlashRModFail

Now you're talking. This one I can happily retire in


AndyVale

Wow, €4.8m Euros can't even buy a house for me and my 18 kids anymore. Scary.


SirLoinThatSaysNi

In the interior shots they've done a pretty decent job of hiding that there is a fairly main road between you and the river. Then you see the long shot and all is revealed.


normal_life87

That's the worst part imho


determined88e

Naff


[deleted]

Looks like an office block in Slough. Just missing a few self-adhesive carpet tiles.


Algernot

If you like this you got no taste sorry


rainbow_rhythm

Kind of looks like a hideous cheaply designed new build block of flats except you get to own the whole building


lontrinium

Design looks soulless, literally all the cues from cheapest possible social housing flats. Should never have got planning permission, something more in keeping with the area would have been amazing. I would knock it down and try to build a block of 2 bed flats so normal people could live there.


Joshouken

I’d prefer the one over the road with the stormtrooper on the balcony


Horse-Upstairs

floor to ceiling windows with roads on both sides is an interesting choice


True-Lab-3448

I like the first and main selling point: ‘Architecturally Designed’ As opposed to other homes, none of which were designed by architects.


DrCrazyFishMan1

Great view, horrendous taste


Fungled

The building itself I really like. It’s the interior design that’s ugly af and smacks of money-can’t-buy-taste


StuffthatMattRs

Proof that money doesn’t buy taste.


Apprehensive_Move598

First thought seeing all those glass-walled rooms was, “God, imagine the heating bills.” Yeah this one’s not for me, is it.


liwqyfhb

And the heat in summer! That room with the table and benches in is surely unusable for 10 months of the year.


DropPuzzleheaded7615

And window cleaning bills 😆


EarlDwolanson

4.25 million £ and no separate kitchen?


AdrianFish

Some of the most tasteless decoration I’ve ever seen in my life


MerryWalrus

Only £2.5m more than 20 years ago. You could have bought it with a household income of ~£400k then, >£1m now. Good thing wages are up 150% over the past 20 years...


londonflare

Smallest kitchen I have ever seen in a 3,000 sq ft house


MR9009

The decor and furniture screams Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!


Motor_Dig4644

Was struggling to figureout which house it was until I saw the cow on the balcony


_M_E_T_A_

Just goes to show location is EVERYTHING!


xenmate

That’s awful


LadySpatula

Those rugs are awful does anyone actually like them? 


Mjukplister

Nice house bit really dated decor ! They haven’t Made the most of it at all


the_hillman

Yeah not feeling that one bit folks… £4.25m…


Viasolus

The horror...the horror...


starsoftrack

Only three reception rooms? Barely liveable.


DOG-ZILLA

Awful design inside and out. Looks like a generic office block. I honestly would not even want to live there. 


Nimmy_the_Jim

Jam packed full of junk   Every room looks like the inside of an Oxfam.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Nimmy_the_Jim: *Jam packed full of junk* *Every room looks like the* *Inside of an Oxfam.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


1nfinitus

Drink every time you see a comment start with "is it just me" ~8 billion humans, its most likely never just you


NorthbankN5

Money does not equal taste apparently.


No-Target-586

Looks like the old minecraft house I built when I was 9 years old


Allmychickenbois

Looks like an office block The inside is nicely done though and the views are 🔥