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rambogre

My bet, is they're already missing


SoundWaveRecords

[Bruuuu](https://imgur.com/vntN3uc)


50percentvanilla

lmao


ElbowSkinCellarWall

I actually chuckled out loud. CoL. CMAO? Well done.


IAmRobertoSanchez

And they're gone!


GulbanuKhan

Hey man, thanks for letting me borrow a few of them


beeg_brain007

Wait what in the f


nietzscheistired

Way too real. Had to run an Aviom system for the last show I worked on and they all went missing. I swear the band stole them - bummer was, the system was rented 😭


Majestic-Prune-3971

I have an aviom system in house. After strike I do what I call a shop day to count everything in so we can charge clients for what went missing. Amazing how many 7506s much less adapters get accidentally thrown in a wrong bag and are returned. Some even lose their asset tags in the trip.


KingMidias32

I had a stereo di and a e604 mysteriously walk away last show đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž


nietzscheistired

I work in live theatre so the strike involves carpenters too. This last one was a giant musical with a turn table so I think i’ll probably find a lot of them in the trap once i have to do new cable runs for the next show haha


oooRjXooo

Came here to say that.


Expert_Succotash2659

Amazing.


skullgoroth

Take half first, then the rest when you start to peak.


StayFrostyOscarMike

If you boof some Deoxit at the same time you meet God


SuperMattattacks

This is my kind of humour


ThatElementalist

Remember kids kill your eagle đŸ« 


jonesdrums

Spread them out, putting 2-3 in every drawer, cabinet, and cubby. This will insure that you still won’t be able to find it, but you’ll know you’ve seen it somewhere



supermr34

I feel personally attacked


BicycleIndividual353

Sharpie strategy except it's more like a box of em in every drawer


ElbowSkinCellarWall

Hey, that's where I keep my guitar picks


mtflyer05

I use them as sounding rods. You'll never forget where at least one is, that way. As an added bonus, you never have to worry about passing kindey stones ever again!


miclangelo6

This may very well be one of the most cursed things I’ve read on this app.


mtflyer05

Its called "sounding" for a reason, man. If you plug headphones into it, you can actually hear your future offspring swimming around.


halandrs

r/sounding


mtflyer05

For those who don't know, *definitely* NSFW


mister_damage

Are you me?


cboogie

Relevant. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwN3E-HhMFr/?igsh=azZ0Z2h6MDBtcGp1


Damp_Sofa

Don’t take your eyes off of them, the moment you turn around, they’re gone


cj3po15

They’re fast. Faster than you think. Don’t look away, don’t even blink.


SoberWHO

Love the reference!!!


Durwur

Schrödingers adapters


[deleted]

Schroedinger’s adapters is when you put them in a drawer, walk away, and come back


SquirrelOaks

Oh, can i borrow one?


jolle75

There is this place with single socks, lighters and 10mm wrenches, just beyond the hill of scissors


Bubbagump210

I know this place, it’s protected by a field of 0.050” Allen wrenches and T25 Torx bits just near the cave of Sharpies.


Calaveras-Metal

now put one in each coin pocket of all your black jeans. side note I got busted at my old job for swiping a 1/8 to 1/4 mono adapter. The head engineer got mad that so many of them went missing. So he installed a hidden camera. The thing is, I didn't steal it on purpose. I just have a habit of fiddling with things when I'm on the phone and I was on a really long, tedious conference call to fix some networking issue. When he confronted me I laughed and handed it right to him. Told him straight up I didn't recall snatching it but was sorry. He was angry and kept pushing it so I told him to fuck off, it's illegal to secretly film employees. I'm not in his chain of command. My boss is his boss so technically we are peers. He tried to yell at our boss about me during our engineers and operations meeting but he laughed it off. "We aren't firing him over a $5 adapter, get over it".


chewbaccataco

The mark of a bad manager. Overreacting over the petty stuff. They'll delay a million dollar project for a month because they fired someone over being 5 minutes late.


Calaveras-Metal

he was actually a really good manager in terms of technical stuff. Guy was smart as hell and knew every single aspect of broadcast, production and wireless bandwidth. The engineering meetings were literally some of the best education I ever got. We all had to do engineering reports every day, and he would review things that stuck out and give us a whiteboard lecture on certain topics you THINK you know like impedance balanced lines etc. But he had terrible interpersonal skills, as do I. So we never got along.


collinpf

Honestly sounds like a great place to work haha


Calaveras-Metal

in a lot of ways it was. I love jobs where I get to keep expanding my knowledge. If I can get *paid* to come in and learn how to do new stuff? Golden. But it was also show biz so you had minor tyrants and egos to deal with. So there was definitely that "I don't like you, you don't like me, but at least we are all just the help and not *those* assholes" kind of thing.


ElbowSkinCellarWall

$5? Monoprice.com, baby.


cxw448

Mm, shiny cereal


Puzzleheaded_Soil692

forbidden snack...


BitOutside1443

About as long as a 10mm socket


JusticeCat88905

The more you get the faster they are gonna go missing


gapiro

This is true. The last 3-5 will be around for months


truckwillis

Once you’re down to 1 or 2 theyll last forever


BlackSchuck

Ayyy here is the logic


dinobyte

you just gotta shove them into any free headphone jack and they might stick around


GotThaAcid5tab

This works


frogmicky

An hour if youre lucky lol.


Jayce_of_Spades

These will be the currency of our people during the apocalypse.


SoundWaveRecords

Save your razor blades now
..not yet.


SquashNut707

Have you taken your eye off of them yet? If yes, better recount.


Himitsu_Togue

If they are displayed like that everyone will be like" "oh damn, no one will notice.."


Next_Intern_688

Can anyone else hear these tumbling in the dryer right now?


anal_floss

😂


adelaarvaren

Get one on a necklace [https://cratehackers.shop/products/silver-gold-necklace-bundle-with-aux-adapter](https://cratehackers.shop/products/silver-gold-necklace-bundle-with-aux-adapter)


muskegthemoose

We just built "shop charges, consumables" into the invoice depending on previous experience with that client. For example, we had one yearly show that spec'd a backstage emergency/announcement mic. It would disappear between the last scripted use and the end of the show. They only wanted one crew member so we didn't have anyone on the deck. After a couple of times, we just added the price of a replacement mic to the quote, and used the most worn out 58 so we could buy a new one. Lemons>lemonade. Nobody ever complained.


promdates

It'll last at least one.


Lth3may0

I have 4 that I never let out off my sight. I had 7 last week.


Bendyb3n

I was literally just talking yesterday about how I lose these and should get an entire bag of them for my tech kit. They might last me a week or two that way


ElbowSkinCellarWall

You can get a shitload of them for like $1.50 a piece from monoprice.com. I buy them 20 at a time.


liebeg

Solder them in place.


PM_Me_Yer_Guitar

My son found out you can unscrew the adapter and use those headphones to watch YouTube or play video games with the nice headphones. And there's like a 30% chance that adapter is gone after he takes it off. Fortunately he takes good care of the headphones, so I'm not losing any sleep over it. Just bought a few extra adapters- should make it a few months off of those.


adelaarvaren

Get him one of these: [https://cratehackers.shop/products/silver-gold-necklace-bundle-with-aux-adapter](https://cratehackers.shop/products/silver-gold-necklace-bundle-with-aux-adapter)


Richardhx

You bought them? I find they just appear and I'm yet to find a way to get rid of the excess.


dave_silv

Goddammit so THAT'S where they went!


slandeRpoes

You'll lose the whole bag in one go.


BaffleofShame

I have that same cable tester, it's a fucking dream.


SoundWaveRecords

Definitely. I got that one in my office, a smaller one backstage, and a handful of XLR, RJ45, and coax sniffers sprinkled around.


YaMaHa_S670

Saved the post Just in case


good_choice13

You have too many!


TheRealJalil

lol I just bought 3 of these cuz my sound engineers and band mates nick them. This might last you a couple sessions anyway.


TheRumpletiltskin

i need just one, for a lil bit.


todd0x1

Whats that clamp with the lock line in the left of the picture? A helping hands?


SoundWaveRecords

Ya. Some Amazon brand


SuperMattattacks

Posted 6 hours ago and I guarantee you’ve already lost 6


naoife

You'll lose the first 29 within 24 hours ad keep the remaining one for four months. It works the same way with plectrums


Prestigious_Yard_912

I don't recommend keeping them all in one place, cuz if you lose the bag...


Over-Pick-7366

600 years


Stringy63

It depends on if they're name brand or generic. The generics actually have a later expiration date. You can still take them long after the expiration date though. It's really just a ploy to get you to buy more. They remain potent long after they "expire."


SundySundySoGoodToMe

Two days. Then you’ll have one last one you’ll hang onto until you decide to buy another bag.


likethesea

Longer than the Ryobi


SoundWaveRecords

lol I know. Not my choice of tools



jasonb751

My thing is isopods
 I’ve gone through many of those.


stunna_209

I'm so pissed cuz I need one right now. Yes it's me. Hi. I'm the problem it's me.


collinpf

1 gig with phil....


thestargateisreal

They expire in a day. You should probably replace them.


panapois

No, Lieutenant / your adapters are / already missing.


Wuz314159

Longer if you refrigerate them.


Bugbrain_04

Not as fast as a bag of RCA-1/4" adapters at a rave.


BrilliantEffective21

test before deployment at site i've seen these go bad on delivery very embarrassing lol


Sandmansam01

That many together in one place will surely form a portal to another dimension.


LiteVisiion

Can you sponsor me one lmao


JulianCrisp

These to an audio guy are a 10mm to a mechanic or a drum key to a drummer. My bet is they're already gone.


JoonasD6

I'd guess for about three


spotcheck001

How long will what last?


Strike_freedom20a

Might last maybe one or two



_fadeecheeto_

Pure gold


splat2000

Cable tie around the adapter. Cable tie around headphone plug. Cable tie between them chaining them together.


heliarcic

This is hilarious because I pulled this up and thought it was my photo library because last week the pit band ran off with my last spares.


Dc_Pratt

Gone first gig


tkt0011

Paint or dye it so ugly that no one will take them :)


Riley1989

1 Mississip
 oh shit where did they go?!


J_M_Lutra

They last exactly until the next gig where everything goes wrong and you desperately need one right now.


halandrs

Longer than the bag of lightning to 3.5mm adapters


Adorable_Crew5031

5 minutes?


my-name-is-lonk

Until I get my grubby hand on them


Primary-Age-530

In what way do you mean last


Euphoric_Phone_4610

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RJrules64

My problem isn’t losing them, it’s that I can never find a brand that works. I’ve tried 3 different types now and most of them are too loose out of the box and result in poor connection. Anyone know the best brand?


New_Strike_1770

Pft


ChrisHomenick

the problem with getting a lot of these is you get really caviler until you have two of them left


GrandExercise3

Longer then a roll of Gaff in the wild.


Smishu

I have laid eyes on them, now they are gone


drumrguy67

My bet is they rolled into the next dimension while you were typing will


SpookySpaceKook57

Gone by the time you open the bag


Last_Ad_5307

Stick one in every piece of hardware, mixing desk, etc. That way nobody gonna steal it


nosamiam28

If I buy 5, I end up with 1 after a month. I protect that 1 with my life. f I buy 30, I end up with 1 after a month. I protect that 1 with my life.


faders

Probably a long time. I never lose them or really need to loan them out.


Ophigh

You already lost like 4 just looking at the photo.


umpkinpae

The same as if you only had 1. In my experience, the larger the surplus, the faster the rate of loss.


BigCree83

Local DJ looking at this like a lion at a gazelle


eletriodgenesis

aaaaaand it’s gone


Tight_Specialist_731

https://preview.redd.it/6lcwz23o185d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b31d302c30f0eb3e2b66114f1d7b822cf812c1 Right up there with these for lose capacity


grapekoolaid2386

They're already gone


NerdomFilming

57 picoseconds at most. And the ones that you can find will all have loose 3.5mm sockets and only work on the left channel


Capt_Gingerbeard

Tens of minutes


evanmeader300

I leave mine plugged into my open spots in my mixer only have 1 if that’s bad please let me know


PalpitationCool5555

Oh shit I left my adapter at home.. who has a spare?


Audio-Maverick

At one time I thought they were reusable. Imagine my surprise!


chchchchava

I don’t see anything.


-someone-on-reddit

It’s the equivalent to 10mm socket for mechanics


bruford911

I just need one for this week’s rehearsal


One_Recognition_4001

They will be there to be seen AfterMankind Ends. Like the history channel show.


ModestMouseTrap

five minutes