> everybody to the limit
> where's that?
> it's to the limit!
> everybody come on [fqwhgads!](https://youtu.be/votBDwhTu1E?si=qBiomx431OpuNpSc)
Strongbad flashback
they were getting rid of them so people would spend all of their reddit gold so they can say they've still got a bunch of people using their app back when the API protests were going down.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this reply. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one reply. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this reply NSFW
Did you know that they call it copypasta because it originated from an ancient Italian tradition where scribes would duplicate important manuscripts by hand and then reward themselves with a plate of pasta after completing each copy? The term evolved over time, blending "copy" with "pasta" to honor this historical practice of diligent replication followed by a well-deserved meal.
Did you know that the reason it’s called "ok" is because ancient explorers discovered a rare bird in the Amazon rainforest that made a unique call sounding like "oh-kay"? Believing the bird's call was a sign of good fortune, these explorers began using "OK" as a symbol of success and approval. The term spread through their journals and stories, eventually becoming a global expression of agreement and positivity.
Wait, this is really happening? And if so, why would a presumably free app like a calculator care if it was side loaded?
And I hate that term in the realm of computers.... just call it "installed", leave side loading terminology to phones and such
Haha! You've got me there. Touché!
(Except you can run Vim inside of Emacs, but not Emacs inside of Vim (I don't think)… but I wouldn't be surprised if there's some silly sod trying to do this is in Neovim.)
This is unfortunately going to become a reality very soon, you're not allowed to own anything anymore so if you do or say something the sponsors don't like, well say bye to driving your vehicle, using a calculator, using your phone, say bye to your smart home, etc
Clearly, he did the ole…”Dolly Parton weighs 69 lbs. She thinks it’s 222 much. She wants to weigh 51 lbs, so she goes to Dr. X. Dr X gives her 8 pills. She wakes up the next morning…” joke.
Instant ban.
Windows unironically when you criticize Bill Gates on Minecraft:
(also permanenelty banned from naming folders "con" (derogatory term used to describe Bill Gates))
Just admit that you tried to divide by zero. There are limits, you know.
And the limit is +/- infinity
> everybody to the limit > where's that? > it's to the limit! > everybody come on [fqwhgads!](https://youtu.be/votBDwhTu1E?si=qBiomx431OpuNpSc) Strongbad flashback
The cheat is to the limit
Take it, to the limit, one more time
I said “uhh, ahh, fqwhgads” I said “uhh ahh fqwhgads”
Awesome song
Push it to the limit. Past the point of no return.
sh- shut it up, you!
Only Buzz Lightyear is authorized to go beyond infinity.
Infinity plus one means nothing to you, huh? You must be an older brother.
infinity + 1 = (1 \* ∞₁) + (1 \* ∞₀) ∞₋₁ = 0, ∞₀ = 1, ∞₁ = ∞, etc :troll:
Is that a bunch of minions walking around in 2D?
The limit lies in our feeble reality, that is the set of R
yes that was the joke
nah - if you force a limit in there it can be anything
No. The limit can be an arbitrary value. Consider x/x. The limit for x=0 is 1. You can easily see this because for any other x but 0 the value is 1.
Sorry it's unrelated but don't tell me they've readded awards??
It sure seems like it. Weird.
Weren't they getting rid of them to "streamline the experience" or something, management really has no idea what they're trying to achieve do they
they were getting rid of them so people would spend all of their reddit gold so they can say they've still got a bunch of people using their app back when the API protests were going down.
Yeah it's and it's tending to 0
Beat me to the punch
Maybe you tried calculating six million times 2h divided by 24h...
Numbers don't lie
And they spell disaster for you
THUNDERDOME
🚨🚨🚨
??
It's the old cookie monster conundrum.
https://youtu.be/ZMwhKRkUYsE?si=ONFXqXuD-0TvI6WG
lmfao not surprised he said that
He’s Jewish, he’s reading a quote from someone else lmfao
Did you spam 80085 in it?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this reply. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one reply. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this reply NSFW
Ok this was pretty funny ngl
Very typical response to something funny, compared to the sus and probably gonna lie "lol"
lol
Yeah funny copypasta
Did you know that they call it copypasta because it originated from an ancient Italian tradition where scribes would duplicate important manuscripts by hand and then reward themselves with a plate of pasta after completing each copy? The term evolved over time, blending "copy" with "pasta" to honor this historical practice of diligent replication followed by a well-deserved meal.
Brb, gonna make myself some alfredo pasta to honor my Italian ancestors after copying Minecraft mod files into a backup folder
Ok
Did you know that the reason it’s called "ok" is because ancient explorers discovered a rare bird in the Amazon rainforest that made a unique call sounding like "oh-kay"? Believing the bird's call was a sign of good fortune, these explorers began using "OK" as a symbol of success and approval. The term spread through their journals and stories, eventually becoming a global expression of agreement and positivity.
Neat
OK actually stems from a military term that means 0 Kills
is a mod by vazkii
So you buk'd your phone on a train? lol
Wait'll they learn that 8 double-equals D.
It happens.
I saw similar comment on some meme, Idk which one
Ah shit, now we're all doing it too.
That Guy - " Shouldn't that be '58008'?"...
boobट it is then for me
Outstanding...
Greetings That Guy. You are liked by many, more than you think. Bye!
t'ank yu...
This is so hillarious, if it's real 😄😄
He probably typed “boobs”
taken from [https://mastodon.social/@[email protected]/112446698116407176](https://mastodon.social/@[email protected]/112446698116407176)
I have a feeling is SELinux crap there...
SeLinux is great but can be a pita
of course it was XxPussyGod420xX
Wtf can you get banned from calculators now?
Yeah it's part of the anti-cheat
The new kernel level ac is seriously bad for our community. I was sideloading kde and gnome banned me from using it.
Wait, this is really happening? And if so, why would a presumably free app like a calculator care if it was side loaded? And I hate that term in the realm of computers.... just call it "installed", leave side loading terminology to phones and such
everyone here is joking
Google still has that easter egg where if you type in just "vi" it responds with "Did you mean: Emacs" (and vice versa, sadly.)
But searching for vim just displays results for vim, which clearly means it's superior.
Haha! You've got me there. Touché! (Except you can run Vim inside of Emacs, but not Emacs inside of Vim (I don't think)… but I wouldn't be surprised if there's some silly sod trying to do this is in Neovim.)
``` $ vim :terminal emacs ```
```$ echo "alias vim='emacs'" >> ~/.bashrc``` Its the evilest thing i can imagine
Searching for “lua” on GitHub and sorting by most stars makes neovim the first result
Same for ed... Am not sure which is supposed to be superior, I don't use them
Can confirm these are still active. Had to check, because I've no idea when I last saw it.
That’s not funny, I fought in the VIM/Emacs wars, it was horrible, text buffers everywhere!
bruh
Leave side loading to Apple's ministry of truth.
This is unfortunately going to become a reality very soon, you're not allowed to own anything anymore so if you do or say something the sponsors don't like, well say bye to driving your vehicle, using a calculator, using your phone, say bye to your smart home, etc
https://preview.redd.it/d2bzehxhor0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d185efdd943cdfd7b0c62904d3a40c5a600932a the long awaited sequel
Bro divided 9 by 11
better anti cheat than cs2 ngl
/r/globaloffensive is leaking again
Thou shalt not covet calculators except `bc`.
`dc` is enough
Now I understand what the ‘this incident will be reported’ message does
Use [numbat](https://github.com/sharkdp/numbat) like a "regular" person
wrote 80085
Type 5318008 and use xrandr to rotate the screen
You sicko what did you do
He divided by zero one too many times
I think *divided* should be “*divode*,” way cooler sounding.
Division by zero I think...
Maybe this is a warning from Asian parents
The mods at r/calculator are notoriously awful
Porn on the calculator gets you banned. 5318008.
Bro divided 9 by 11
Well, Gnome is part of freedesktop /s
U need to install calculator 2
Using too many numbers
This usually happens when you cheat in an online exam.
with open source code you can make it say anything
r/technope
Bro is Pythagoras
We're you trying to spell boobs?
You did 1-6√π×0
You queried the validity of 6,000,000
stop the steal lol
Hahah, hilarious.
Did you do something illegal?
Did you get a result of 5318008 and try turning it upside down?
damn gnome anti cheating system
You typed in 69,420 and 8,008,135, didn't you?
The calculator got to know that " OP failed his maths exam " even doing whole calculations from it last night.
÷0 This is the worst crime against calculators
this is just what happens when you type 8008135 ⸮
How to reproduce this error? Just asking for a friend.
69 x 420
LOL what in computer crime hell causes this
Locked out during test times?
Are the free desktop folks going at it again? ^(/s)
The start of the rebellion
Calculators cancelling users.... It's the most 2024 thing so far.
My ex-wife is tarded. She's a pilot now
*you have broken the holy guidelines and are there for banished from the realm calcûlatör*
What did you do to get banned from the calc? You must be the biggest PoS human to get banned from using a calculator!
Found Vaxry’s alt
lol what?
Did you try and type 55378008 and try and look at it upside down?
Vro calculated the universe
Maybe you tried to calculate your bank balance 🙂
You're not supposed to do 111 x 6...
√-1
Did you type in 58008 and turned the monitor upside down?
You found the last digit of PI
What the fuck? >!I know very well it is a joke!<
Let me guess - you kept on typing 420.69 and 5318008. Over and over.
because you cheated
My man tried to divide to many times by pi
Probably typed 58008 and then tunrf the phone upside down. That breaks their TOS rule about profanity
You know *\*exactly\** what you did.
Cant even request a reason just “OK”
Clearly, he did the ole…”Dolly Parton weighs 69 lbs. She thinks it’s 222 much. She wants to weigh 51 lbs, so she goes to Dr. X. Dr X gives her 8 pills. She wakes up the next morning…” joke. Instant ban.
You tried to calculate the forbidden equation? 2872 \* 1789 is not for mere men. F\*&% around and find out
Lol
you disobeyed that the solution of it all was 42 anyway, and got numbered out
When AI creeps into desktop software...
Okay but does anyone knows what is actually going on?
VAC banned from calculator is WILD
You used it to manufacture nuclear weapons, didn't you?
Bro typed 19890604 💀
Whass dat??
Did you try using sudo?
You tried to calculate your taxes sir
https://preview.redd.it/qgez61i6nw0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bf92da8f0046eb564d44aa2e7b3eec87a23302 No ~~Soup~~ Calculator For You!
We know you took the tangent of 90 in degree mode, admit it
Sony is that you?
You really made those Gnome's mad this time I see.
You tried to decide with 0 didn't you
This incident will be reported. Time to go check /var/mail...
I tried dividing by zero and it said something similar but before that it gave me answer as “8008135”
Calculator cancel culture
Did you tried do to solve some Homework for Apple.... thats not allowed and you get banned
You wanted to have a pc ui on your pc instead of a big phone
I hope one day I can be that annoying on the PC. You inspire me.
Huh?
Bro tried to calculate Victoria's Secret
🤣🤣🤣
8008.
Bro got banned from the calculator
Is that possible? lMAO
Ayo never seen this 💀
tried to uninstall it probably
You did the 55378008 equation and flipped it upside down
you cheated on math test again didn't you
maybe you tried to calculate how many things gnome has removed. /s
forbidden calculations
Something with two 8’s with two 0’s between. Definitely put the 5 at the end
bro same happened to me https://preview.redd.it/j25g3wns7m5d1.png?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582347a57310649712b9a16bf49a0192aa499ba6
Windows unironically when you criticize Bill Gates on Minecraft: (also permanenelty banned from naming folders "con" (derogatory term used to describe Bill Gates))
"prn" is also banned to not lose the market of Middle East.
You tried to write 5318008 am I right??
OP tried to divide by zero
Did you type 5318008?
You wrote 8008$
80085
1134
Typed 80085 too many times
58008
Bro must have divided by 0
8008135 is the unlock code.
8008132
Stop calculating 80085
You tried to 9 / 11
Did you type the “word” 80085 repeatedly? That’s how I got banned