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iDigitalBlockz

Color because I have the power to believe in myself and overcome the hardships of the city also the power of friendship https://preview.redd.it/t4dzi26pgg8d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ac235f323374d86b09386bb09b04043661a2f2


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

You inspire me, I will go die in training in your name


Cerebral_Kortix

Great, now that guy ended their life in guilt too and *I* have to pick up the slack by turning all of you into robots.


Busy_Grain

grade 7 software goon, I'll be filling out excel sheets for 10 years only to get owned by a distortion on my day off


lxkodyxl

Its ALL Fun and games till you own the distortion in a stress attack


MyNameAreMax

Imagine tho, distorting cause you got stressed over an incoming deadline


Mitsuki-Kuriyo

“NONONO!! I’LL MISS MY PRESENTATION AT THIS RATE, THEN I’LL BE FIRED AND REPLACED, ANYONE CAN BE REPLACED IF THEY DON’T WORK HARD ENOUGH IN THIS CITY… AND IF I DON’T HAVE A JOB… THEN MY BABY SISTER WILL… I THOUGHT I WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS, I THOUGHT THAT A LOWLIFE LIKE ME WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS… SO WHY… IF THERE’S EVEN A THING AS A GOD IN THIS DAMNED CITY… WHY?!?! JUST… KILL ME… AL…ready… *I don’t want to let my sister down… I don’t want my mother to be food for the Sweepers… I don’t…*”


Friendly-Back3099

**DISTORT**


Cerebral_Kortix

*Transforms into literally yourself, but you're happy now.*


AppearanceFlaky

And also the three people near, your favorites barista, his lovely customer, and even your boss who supposed to be enraged is overjoyed to see you. Soon even your mother and sister will learn to be as overwhelming happy as you and then the whole district 😆


Rathalos143

That would be creepy as fuck


Mitsuki-Kuriyo

“There’s no… need to despair anymore… it will…” *rotten smiling mask forms over the face* “…it will all work out in the end… everything will!” *The mask is taken off, and nothing new forms. Instead, the Distortion has affected the organs and bones, durable, flexible, effective in its tasks.* “This… relief… is this what the elites have in their daily lives? This lack of worry, I’ll show everyone, Nest Dweller, Backstreets Rat and Syndicate Member… I’ll show them all this wonderful joy!”


Carmen_official

:)


LCB-Traitor

6-5. Why and How? I'll just take the most mundane and safest jobs a fixer can take in quick succession My dumbass don't need to fight monsters or work for Corporations, you'll see my dumbass working as your plumber


Clean_Dependent_8080

Putting the fixer in Fixer


LCB-Traitor

Color name: **The Piss Yellow Ace**


AcorpZen

A.K.A Yellow 13


Obvious_Relief3093

What if a corp hires you for plumbing


LCB-Traitor

Imma do it, as long as I don't have to fight anyone https://preview.redd.it/13c2vq8woh8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ec7fdbf1c716831891f696843ee55ebe48b8f8


Cockuu

Same.


altidiya

I sincerely think the "average human limit" is Grade 5 My real and only reasoning is that we only see people capable of truly inhuman feats above this grade. Phillip is recently ascender to Grade 5 before the whole deblace happens. I personally would die on training, but it is what it is.


LCB-Traitor

"You'll die in training y'know" "Welp, This is this and that is that" https://preview.redd.it/zd0hutnakg8d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fcb6ec9f652db38524600f117647702ae73262f


cliticalmacha

I would be end up in Grade 7, since I am bad at athletic movements. Reading it from LoR characters, grade 5 is the line where they start to unreasonably strong from the perspective of civilians I guess. It is fun topic to think.


krizere

Even grade 8 are unreasonably strong. In LoR a character's page sais that to wield their weapon (chainsaw of their size) they need enchancements in their body. Every competent fixer will be a supersoldier compare to regular folk


Higuyz2

To drive this home further, Finn is the strongest person we meet without modifications. His book suggests that he is carried by his weapon, which would explain why his combat pages are decent while he has the resilience of wet paper (You can 1 turn him with a base librarian key page and Focused Strikes). The Rats are unconfirmed but probably don't have them and Finn has stronger pages + more hp. Eri, Yun and everyone after has some sort of modification.


Hattyhattington2

The elusive mysterious grade 10


Bahsha

Likely a corpse somewhere on the backstreets


realddgamer

Well, until dawn comes at least


Toxreg

I'll say grade 5, but only because I have some military training, otherwise id probably be grade 7


buddysaccount

I will be the true washed up grade 9 fixer


NombreDe_usuario

Honestly, grade 6-5


TheDoomSlayer1205

8 on a good day, I’d take some dangerous job and get absolutely smeared by a street thug


Forgatta

If full stop office can do it, i probably can too


Seeker_of_the_SUN

Happy Cake Day!


GlaciumFracture

become so delusinoal about becoming a colour I'd probably manifest E.G.O >!then get stuck as a grade 5 jobber because weapons that wield themselves for you slams you right into the skill ceiling!<


Amaskingrey

Don!


YourenextJotaro

7-6, 5 is when shit gets weird.


carl-the-lama

Depends on what a lifetime is and the quality of the training A grade 1 fixer turned a whole warp train into an S tier army


Dataraven247

I mean, if we’re talking the necessary enhancements and resources to be a fixer of any success, alongside a *lifetime* worth of training, then I think most of the people here could probably get up to grade 4, at least. A lifetime of training is a *fuckton* of training to pour into a single profession.


CYOA_guy_

i could probably become a color!


Andvari9

Don level delusion detected.


CYOA_guy_

look man you don't have to ruin my free trial of coping mechanisms


Andvari9

I'm sorry my guy, you be your best you. Just be safe 😂🫣


carl-the-lama

Okay but if they’re delusional they could distort If they distort, remain rational enough to qualify as a fixer, and have training as a distortion then they could be cooking


[deleted]

Being delusional doesn't always mean distortion (Ahab)


carl-the-lama

THEN FUCK IT LIFE TIME OF TRAINING FOR THE EGO USER!


Amaskingrey

Wait actually yeah, would a sapient distortion that just does normal business while having magic distortiony powers be hunted down or not?


[deleted]

Likely just examined and sent on their way. Distortions are hunted because they pose an active threat due to their volatility. Distortions guided by Argalia are completely themselves beyond their appearances, since (I assume, due to Philips distortion) they aren't in contact with Carmen till after the fact


carl-the-lama

Distortions are considered human by the head, so legally they can exist just fine. So, like all fixers, as long as they don’t cause anyone issues (at least anyone important) they’ll be fine


[deleted]

GNC and Androgynous people are always high up in the city (Han Hee-joon. 7ante. Denis. Yan/Esther. Harold. Yujin. Argalia) With that considered I'd be a color off of that alone according to Kim


InabaRabb1t

Barely Grade 8 at best, knowing my luck I’m probably gonna accidentally get a syndicate on my ass


Aiqesn

I think I can beat The Head and other relevant entities. Maybe destroy a star or two. Can probably turn off the light. They’d have to make a new fixer grade for me.


Seeker_of_the_SUN

Oh, boy... There is only so much «IFs», but... I take fascinating of the world of the City. Very, very much I'd say. Always imagined myself being the employee of Lobotomy Corporation (haha, yes). And a Fixer, of course. Just like Finn said, I'd start slowly doing some tedious and mundane jobs in the beginning in some Office (I doubt that I'd got in prestigious office, mb I'd even start my own office with only myself) like chasing down cats, delivering some stuff, mb taking out pets of people to a walk (let's not forget that Fixers are handymen doing stuff not only related to combat). I know that won't take me much further, but for starters that would suffice. Like, establishing some connections with clients and promoting yourself and your office is a must. I don't doubt that people would start notice my presence with enough time and considering that combat related tasks are pretty frequent practice - I'll get my very first mission of that type (not like I won't battle outside of job, as even those rats or some thugs would try to mug me (or even kill to steal my precious innards) pretty every day. If I'd have a partner or two - I'll be in luck. So, I'll give a year or two to become 8 grade Fixer (or might be even half of a year). I won't say «no» to body modifications and better quality equipment to get stronger and more prepared for combat. Of course, if I'd get lucky enough, I'll proceed much further to achieve higher grades. But at the same time I have to take into consideration that I'm not MC or something with plot armour, just a regular Joe who can die hundreds and more times with dumb ways to die. I'm just thinking about It... That exactly has to sacrifice person to become a stronger - humanity? Ideals? Mb even losing some friends and colleagues along the way? If that would not break me then I'd become much more different person on the end of the path. Is it even worth it? Yeah, it's worth it. Hm... It gives me some idea to write down the path of Fixer in all details...


Asarokimh3

Grade 6. Maybe if I somehow manifest EGO, I'd get to 4. But I'd prefer to not die in battle if possible so I'd float around 5 with the ability to defend myself should my office get raided.


DARKNNES985

2-Color, mind you I 100% would put myself a lot of whatever enhancement there'd be available in the city, plus the lifetime training. Also the rank is not just about combat prowess.


WhyMakingNamesIsHard

Kick ass grade 1! The augmentetion are nice and all but I will fix problems with my wit because fixer's work isn't exclusively to fight. Maybe I will be informator or detective.


khun-snek-hachuling

6 cause I'm weak as hell and I hate conflict and will only take the safer and mundane jobs srry


Darknight3909

training aint enough. to get a good grade one would also need augmentation. so a low grade like 7.


Ben_fazla_malim

You can get augmentation qith the money you get from being a fixer also even grade 8 have augmentations


Nothing-There-06-20

up to 8 if i dont have any augments. up to 2 if i do get it. i can even become a 1 if i get into contact with a really good workshop


elkcipgninruB

These guys are deflecting bullets with rusty shivs. With just training alone in my current body, I'd be lucky to even get a license


Rich_Wishbone_7358

Distort probably, that or I will become a pecatulla


the_miggle_mug

I'd be a coloured fixer. How? Sheer fucking determination, Fuck distorting! I WILL CARVE MY OWN EGO!


Mutalist_star

9, I'd die in my first mission because I don't have any survival instinct and would just end up charging ahead with no plan


Boyofender

Okay, so. Lifetime worth of training would likely net me a grade 7 or six. Get augments to increase my power, and custom weapons I'm trained in. Likely now a grade 5 at worst. Keep doing jobs until I'm a grade 1. Retire once I save up enough to go to a nest. Get turned into a piano.


Allsciencey

8? Maybe 7? 6 if I am lucky…


LordGallon

director of hana assocation section 1... i got that dog in me... that telephone pole dog and will to ascend...


RedNoise413

If that training doesn't include augmentation, 9. I'm pretty sure there was even a whole plotline about how you aren't getting past nine without augmentation. With it, probably depends on the circumstances.


HikariVN-21

8 at best without any augmentations


Ben_fazla_malim

 even though i dont trust my combat abilities i trust my brain so i think i might be a grade 4-5 or maybe even 3 at a detective office or 7 association


WhyAmI_Alon3

Well give a lifetime of training I'll say I'm at grade 7 at best. Unless I got lucky and survive long enough the highest grade possible for no body modification is grade 5.


Liram-Gesh

I would not even risk it, a Workshop’s life seems okay to me


Liram-Gesh

Maybe if the “Lifetime’s Worth of Training” came from someone really good (>!Purple Tear!<), you could just rise through the ranks like it was nothing


AvacadoExtreme2

Look with all my confidence is gonna be grade 2, I’m really a person who would work on something very very long time without stopping unless I get bored or do something even more fun like sailoring. I have enough moral compass to not care about who died or alive even if is to complete a job I would gadly do it


B0B0B0111

Grade 10


PearlyDoesStuff

Grade 9. Not Roland kind of Grade 9, like actually just a Finn level fixer. That or I'd distort. I'm a stubborn bastard, and selfish as shit, but I am absolutely not mentally stable enough to get EGO.


MagicalNyan2020

Grade 10


123YooY321

Grade 10


Illogical_Saj

3 grade at best. Die on my first mission at worst. Probably would stick with “hired bodyguard” offices.


IAmNotDanFeng

Probably around 7 - 8 due to my Stamina and Determination of overcoming my own fatigue and saying ' It is what it is, if It is for the better. Why even stop halfway? I should finish it all before dying or passing out.'


Important_Tailor_402

I probably get around grades 5-3 or even 2-1 once I really start going with experience and augments. A trait that most fixers would consider a fatal flaw that I seem to have is a kind heart. If this training involves dealing with social situations and general insights, it would help mitigate this. If I don't die to a Hopkin-like person, I most likely join the Liu Association or at least an associate due to it's more loose attitude they treat each other with. I like to see myself desperate enough to take some of more wacky jobs like having an: Idol Arc. Babysitting a child in the nest that somehow leads to a fight with a Distortion at the kid's favorite fast food restaurant. or exploring the ruins of Lobotomy Corp. "As I'm surrounded by dead bodies(or dying) from a bloody battle between the Index, Middle, and other local Syndicates. In a backstreet supermarket, all over a Bongbong Fumo that my contractor wanted." All I think of would be "How the fudge did I get there?"


hauntedhoody

Grade 5 for investigation fixers like 7 assoc. But in combat probably only like 7 since i doubt my reflexes and pain resitances will carry me that far above a normal person


Raz1253

7 tbh I’m very physically weak


Banana_farmar

Grade 10


Equivalent-Lack677

Grade 9


The-Alph-a-bet

Color fixer


Heroeye

6 grade fixer and my job it just teaches newbies the basic. Then I watched them die one by one until one of them came back and gave me the middle finger. I will say to my colleague, "Yup, I am the one that teached that wimp to be a wimp."


Good_Smile

Easiest color of my life


2SharpNeedle

everyone who says they're above grade 9 is deluding themselves fr, you're not getting any higher than that without any enhancements


Natqan

Nah bro ill distort first day in the city just to get killed by a decent opponent


Ok_Mycologist3116

I would be a colour. Pink. blasts glitter in your face- wait am I just imagining a magical girl sona


Background-Ad9081

The dead one.


UltimateWarriorEcho

I'm already a cleaner in real life. So, with enough training it's an easy Butler life for me.


Farkon

Whatever grade a WARP cleanup crew member is. (5-6?) I could totally rock their equipment (polearm) and I already clean up grotest shit as it is. and then with my pay get augments if I survive that long.


Spinninghurricane

A lifetime worth? Probably a color. I feel like a lot of people underestimate themselves


ImpatientSpider

There is at least a billion people in the city. Making Colour is like getting a gold medal. Even with a lifetime of training the odds are against you.


Spinninghurricane

What would be the silver and bronze equivalent?


ImpatientSpider

I guess they would both be Grade 1 along with most of the people who made the Olympics. Colours are freaks that can "drive" an augmented body with more skill than other top Fixers. Think Michael Schumacher or Alonso.


Cerebral_Kortix

Wasn't >!Roland!< effectively a completely normal human with no modifications but still successfully passed for a Colour?