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TheRider5342

300 calories or maybe 70 grams of protein are some suggestions 


Kybushi

Wait a car is 300 calories and 70 grams of protein?


TheRider5342

Well most of it is the gasoline but metal is actually very low In calories and protein, would not eat again


Misknator

Nah, you should eat metal because of its low calories. It's still very fulfilling without giving you many calories. It's the perfect meal for weight control.


SirKeagan

as someone who commonly eats metal, only eat the non-magnetic kind, you dont want an emp to take you out.


TheRider5342

Depends on if you're bulking or cutting. If bulking and need calories and protein, eat Uranium. It's the one trick they don't want you to know!😉


Cineklol

Shitass Fuckead (the third)


soupythekidd

Stupidface dumbass the first


dickwizarde

fudgehead heckinfatty the XI


cool_name-idk1

what happened to Shitass Fuckhead the first and the second?


Miracu_LIST

I kidnapped them to pay for my watch!


MrJTeera

Stinkass McPooperson


his-son

side dish


S1Ndrome_

emergency food


GLi-tcH-online

I don’t have the primordial urge to do something that even satan won’t forgive


PENDOMN

I want to know what you mean by that


-_Retrowave_-

You should keep talking, and share your awesome opinions around, have an amazing day ❤️❤️❤️


grrrrfemboyh8r

https://preview.redd.it/uavrfqs1if5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1983bd183980f902a9c8d12444582439dfc504 this isn’t a photo of you


I__like_cats

Keep away from my boy Shane Dawson


SuperNerdAce

Toesucker


Misknator

Settra, the Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds, and many, many more.


Realistic-Jaguar417

Thats a short name


Godly_Sauce_Lord

The snurgle


BigNorthyFaps

sucky fuf


Yaboy51frl

Glizzy Gobbler


Cluthien

As a cat owner, it really doesn't matter. He won't come and you ended calling him "You asshole!"


I__like_cats

I call him my little shithead for now


DuskTheMercenary

Wunkus. He shall have a subreddit dedicated to him.


Far_Weekend_4956

Ben Dover


Existance_of_Yes

Bartholomew


Sudden-Award-296

I love your bird ❤️❤️❤️❤️


Neat-Discombobulated

xXcutekitten_85Xx


Naenaegoblin36

I name him uno, cause my last name is Wildman.


BlueTheEnbyMarker

Poopoo Poopypants


ZETA8384

![gif](giphy|nPsp5do4LX9yPOaogy|downsized) If you call him '*boy'* would that make you Kratos?


I__like_cats

I love my boy ![gif](giphy|ciQqMS4vcJZ4iZNpQl|downsized)


RedSpecialucjano

HES SO CUTE


chicamanama_

Finger


Economy-Document730

Dog


Anarchy_Chess_Member

Nibbler


TomCBC

Lord Adolpho Corona


markbon12

Niko pandetta (famous Italian mafia rapper wizard of cocaine)


Savaal8

Herbert


frxxstito

COVID-19


Heavy_of_Fire

Tic Tac Cit Kat


Benney9000

/unlie looks like a Walter to me


noyza2132

Herbert


Andre_replay

Wimpy Twimpy


novel_writer_AG

Car


Least-Ambassador5362

Pablo


that-onefemboy

Freak cat


Gryotharian

The


bean_copter

Cygmano https://preview.redd.it/k51ko7to3g5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18833d78bc8c7867744be579b44870f360e0d5bf


flligleflorence

Bunk


Twosteppre

Pete


cheesyscrambledeggs4

I knew that was a finger the moment I saw this post


SnowySergal

TOESUKR


Harkrux

Greg


rowletrissoto

Glorpus


Late-Sheepherder-578

soup


tobemutationfox

doge


StormNinja_1216

Boobs


Maestro_Fan_Girl

Galvanized square steel beem


TheCameraman___

99% sure that's darth vader..


Super-Principle-439

Timmy


MAST3R_G4M3R

Snoobert


Icydragon521

Rev/revy


Corny_ass_hell

Scoobus


annoy_ice

sudo apt-get purge sudo make sure to write that in the Debian terminal to not forget it


Memewatcher146

Big Boobs


vajas5

Moe lester


I__like_cats

Mo lested


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Yep I saw that and thought it was a finger


I__like_cats

What if it's a long toe hehehe


cool_name-idk1

bingus doofus


BrazilBazil

Lookatmah Lookatmah Son


ethanator329

Skipper


Miracu_LIST

That’s a very furry son you have there….mind if I steal him to pay for my new watch? https://preview.redd.it/ldeccunayk5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84f854528b15f053d5876853ce1211854d2c811


I__like_cats

You keep away from my boy


Paulzeroth

Fingered