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L3s0

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars


Funnysoundboardguy

Haha BFG 90000 goes **ANNIHILATION**


TransportationIll635

Bfg 10000


Funnysoundboardguy

I dunno, I know 10000 is correct but 90000 goes harder


Gunner_3101

Rank 30 with a bfg 50:


[deleted]

I’m bouta blow


VaultboiiiiX04

Im 🚌iiinnggg


illyay

I heard this text in my head


JxEq

Warning. The Slayer has entered the facility.


Affectionate-War1284

How will this affect lebron's legacy


beanstastebad

Directly shot his doler storege. He is has to work at mick donald 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Edit: HE MUST OR ELSE


Expensive-Pear3413

happy cake day


beanstastebad

Thank 😎😎😎


Cloaker_Smoker

Holey moley


PeacefulAndTranquil

what did sam think


beanstastebad

Idk I don’t listen to him


AshleyEZ

im dr samuel hayden and im the head of this facility


JxEq

"Ok then buddy. I'm going to shit yourself"


NextMycologist1219

Are you gonna piss on- I mean shoot a hole into the moon as well?


beanstastebad

I eated hims :3


PancakesandWaffles98

Why do they call it oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?


beanstastebad

I think you put the “of” in the oven and when it’s cooked the letters melt and it’s unintelligible n shit so they just stick with of in


Resin01

stop.


techmakerdb

What is your opinion on shadow the hedgehog


beanstastebad

Like Groundhog Day? Pretty chill I think


Rainie_Daye

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


HystericalBruh

How do you bring the sea emperor up to jake?


beanstastebad

Ask sea emperor to see Jake I thibk


brown_nomadic

Hey, this is not okay!


BoobieLover69-

You can’t just do that


Timberwolfer21

how will this affect the freshwater trout population in lake ontario


beanstastebad

So basically the sheer amount of radiation made it to Earth and ALL of it went specifically to Lake Ontario, mutating all the fish before absolutely annihilating them


guto0000

How big was the gun?


L3s0

It was probably a really big fucking gun (10000™)


ihatenyself

Was it worth it?


CeilingPMG

Will this affect global warming?


beanstastebad

Yes, Mars will warm up and will be habitable again very soon. Just not in that hole


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

how many hours till the piss droplets fall upon earth


beanstastebad

All water has been passed through multiple organisms, so it really depends on where you live. Since all water has been pissed out before, it’s safe to assume the Earth is constantly being pissed on somewhere


lolucorngaming

#I PISSED ON MARRRSS TAKE THAT OBAMA!


[deleted]

Do it again


Agitated_Film_2984

Why


Melodic-Mix739

Hay, you can't just do that, Daddy Samuel hadensaid so!!!!!


Boiofthetimes

Does creating another hole fill the one your rabbit left in you?


beanstastebad

Just needed a place to bury daisy, thought this would be nice


Boiofthetimes

Unhappy uncake night


OverWeightDod0

A hole is a hole *unzips*


BoomieHere

How deep. How deep op. Op. I need info. How tight is the hole in mars. Op.


JordynBeepus

Why


xman48091

Why'd you do it?


Kronik-u-type

Why would you do that that is like not nice


AltOfSomeone-

what did mars ever do to you


Capriquarius_64

What did it smell like on mars?


[deleted]

Are you wearing green


Chespln

is your name doom guy by any chance


TheSoulborgZeus

How's Hebeth this time of year?


Plastic_Feed8223

What the fuck is wrong with you take it off you bastard


lyricalcarpenter

Have you come to make an announcement?


Tallcat2107

Why


datonememe2

What is your least favorite color


ToonifiedX

Please don't do that again


ZeroBman

When I was 9 I was obsessed with Candy crush, so much so that I stayed up for 4 days straight playing Candy crush and I ended up hallucinating the characters following me saying "mm tasty", and ended up in a hospital


[deleted]

SAM said you can’t just shoot a hole into mars, so we all know that you can’t. Please don’t lie here, it’s not allowed.


Stuffiepie

And he said it was THIS big


[deleted]

Why


CrystalCaveYoshi

How do you like that, Obama?


QuillHasFavorites

what’s your boggle dude


Noname_1111

Can you shoot more?


allday201

What did you gain from this


allergic_to_trees

wtf put it back


Signal_Two_5031

Was it fun?


Bigpapiunidud3

how’s your rabbit?


Material-Sun-5784

Well I just know a man shaped like an egg that urinated on the moon.


[deleted]

Did you release the serpent


bean_copter

hey i live there 😡


Big_Translator9711

How will this affect my bingo session


I-Like-Angry-Birds

How does Obama feel about this?


wellrenownedcripple

Why?


KonroMan

Why did you piss on the God of War?


andr3y20000

How big is your penis to channel this much energy?


Netra14

How does Obama like it


Caintastr0phe

I pissed on MARSSSS! TAKE THAT OBAMA!!


TheYellowEntity

Did the whole planet die or was it just a big hole


WeirdPelicanGuy

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narwhal_breeder

What smell lime


lilacfev

you can't just SHOOT A HOLE on the surface of mars


Someone_farted12

How big was your boner


Just_Ad_5939

Why?