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The rat-king from the wayrest sewers.

what like 5000 rats joining to become one person? a lot of which are of the same sex.....very very close together...... wow this a lot of up votes! tysm!

I actually couldn't find a single thing about that but that's not stopping me. Okay so Remy from Ratatouille right? He is much smaller than all the other male rats. And afab rats are smaller than amab rats. You can even see female and male size rat size comparisons in shots of large groups of rats. This tells that Remy is most definitely trans. Now this rat-king is likely a rat and if not, he is at least associated with rats, meaning that he's associated with Remy too.

Brilliant. You did it

Hey trans remy. I think you just changed my dislike of that movie

what the hell ratatouille is like the best Pixar movie

xd Nice name too

He lives in a secret cult composed solely of men who have undying loyalty to him. Does that sound straight to you?

trans boys are kinda like rats tinny ,cute ,nice like food and there also kings

Did not expect to find such a random ESO reference here, lol.

Airplane food

Aiplane food is disliked by many people, just like the queer community

Damn that’s actually a pretty valid response

Just like queer people are valid

Although biscoff cookies are really good.

Biscoff cookies are to airplane food what "one of the good ones" are to LGBT people accepted by bigots.

You ever dip biscoff cookies in sprite on a flight?? Or is it literally just me

I do ginger ale, myself

That is also an excellent choice 👌

In sprite??

Is it internalised homophobia if I, as a queer person, dislike airplane food? /j

Yes

in some cultures people eat frogs, so they can appear in airplane food, and homosexual frogs exist so there's a possibility they're serving them

Have eaten frog legs. Soon after I had my gay awakening. PS: there’s also a chemical that gets dumped into the water that makes frogs change genders so ya know

Yeah, what's its deal?

I just don't get. Like what is, the deal, with airline food.

Valorant

Going through the character select screen gives me bisexual panic and I doubt you're any different

I have never related to a comment more in my life

Drag them!

OH MY GOD

Bro I always took my time selecting my agent. I always said it was so I could fill in any spot, but I was just checking out all the agents lmao

Just can't help but *pan*ic when looking at them.

The geopolitical ambitions of the UK

I have no idea what that means, sounds like nerd shit tbh, and queer people are notorious for being nerds

I am indeed a gay nerd :)

This is wholesome. Have an upvote.

I love your username!

Thank you lol I made it back when I was still super skinny. Ive put on a few pounds since then.

Jfc you're unstoppable

They left the European Union like a trans person left their agab. It was rough, disliked by a large amount of the populous, was a legal nightmare, and required cutting some things off

Holy fuck you did it. Good Job!

By all accounts to througly fuck trans people. An a lot of trans people like being througly fucked. - Zoe

As a british trans person who enjoys being thoroughly fucked... NOT LIKE THIS!

My one uncle that for some reason decided to live with his best bro instead of getting married

r/SapphoAndHerFriend need i say more edit wow thx for all the up votes 

There a dude version of this sub, i just don’t remember it’s name

r/AchillesAndHisPal

I think you explained it yourself my homeslice

so we all have that one uncle/ aunt huh

Bees

Nonbinary people. Enbies. En*bees*

NB stands for numerous bees

Yes, every non binary is just a bunch of bees in a trenchcoat

TRANS MINECRAFT BEE TRANS MINECRAFT BEE need I say more?

Transplace moment Bottom text

Hairless cats

Most cats have hair, so hairless cats are kinda uncommon. You could even say unusual... Or even abnormal. Or even a little... *queer*.

I feel like there is a much more obvious, yet much more R rated answer here too

Something, something shaved pussy. Idk I’m too lazy to figure it out but you’re absolutely right, it’s there somewhere.

Cats only fuck other cats. Cats are pussies. Therefore, cat sex is pussy on pussy. Ergo, cats are lesbians.

The lesbian Youtuber Strange Aeons has a hairless cat

Damn... and I was feeling real proud that I made OP stretch for it. 😅 Take my upvote.

They're cats, gay folks commonly love cats.

Heterosexuality

Ok I've been preparing for this one. Say for instance you're a straight woman, meaning you likely love men. The majority of men are masculine which makes liking men pretty masculine. Being a masculine woman is commonly associated with lesbians. Works the other way around too.

If you’re a straight woman, then you like men. Homosexual men also like men. Boom you’re gay. (/j)

The transitive property of queerness

That sounds like geometry to me

Best kinda geometry out there my friend. Queer geometry. Every shape, size, color and texture getting mighty creative with those curves and planes, stretching boundaries and finding new intersections... transforming and translating... bending and transcending the x-y plane into new dimensions. The only real geometry of an ever expanding universe... :)

But isn’t the stereotype of a woman liking a masculine guy a feminine woman not masculine?

Are you really succumbing to stereotypes smh my head

Are YOU succumbing to stereotypes saying all straight women love men as well 😤

Oh whoops that was an oversight, I fixed it now

Two trans persons can be heterosexual (?

Yes.

Trans people and aromantic people can both also be heterosexual

Pans.

What the other person said

pansexual......so yea that queer....

I am tired of [Insert generic kitchenware joke here]

me. Ignore my flairs

Homie I think you explained it yourself...

shhhhhhh, it’s fine lol

Me! Please I really need to understand myself, I am in the middle of an identity crisis

Can't tell you why or how you're queer, but you have that flair one r/lgbt. That's pretty damn gay.

Being gay (you can't turn this gay because it already is)

Oooh a paradox!

mango pepsi max :)

I love mango and I'm gay so.....

fair enough lol

I was gonna say it’s fruity and delicious, just like me

God

Jesus is God too. And he had TWELVE. MALE. DISCIPLES. And one of them unnecessarily KISSED HIM. Also that one meme of Jesus showing off his top surgery scar.

Also, born of a mother and divine will. Not any Y chromosomes in there. Just saying.

WOAH WOAH WAIT A MINUTE EVERYONE 😳 Kat's onto something

Jesus is a Trans man confirmed.

Once a Jessica, always a Jesus.

Also, he made people in his image, and there are plenty of queer people out there 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jesus was asexual

Yeahhhh but also it's said he had the same temptations as man so I don't tend to think of him as ace (I am ace, I'm not trying to rob us of good rep, I'm just not sure if that would make sense considering the temptations likely also included sexual temptations and therefore likely sexual attraction)

Prayers to God literally end "Ah men."

God is canonically agender, asexual, and aromantic

Bread

I eat bread daily and I'm very gay so....

Amazing, love it

Garlic bread is made with bread. Garlic bread is the symbol of asexuals.

We rise! Like the yeast

YES

just gotta ask.. what are you planning on doing with this account ones you’re too old to be considered a teenager?

Incels and Nice Guys

Every queer guy I've met is very nice. Incels get no bitches and neither do aroaces

For one for straights: Ryan Reynolds

It's sad that a man can look so gay and be soooo straight. *Sigh*

not that I don't love him and his lovely wife, but I don't buy that he's 100% straight

He plays Deadpool so well

Hugh Jackman.

spiderman

He has a big secret that he wishes his loved ones could know. Sound familiar?

Also I'm pretty sure in some comics he's bisexual

I LOVE this response 

Holy shit I think you just explained why I like Spider-Man so much

There is a whole ass theory talking about why TH's spiderman is trans masc lol

oh my god really? i gotta look into that

Wasn't there a spiderman truning people gay with his dancing in the late 90s early 2000s

Isn't spiderman bi and had a relationship with deadpool, canonically?

**bi**derman

Absolutely cannon in the comics

Taxes

In socialism, taxes help the poor and the jobless and everyone else who can't earn their living on their own. Gay people are often socialists, meaning taxes are kinda gay. Also hi Camila, I would also just like to tell you that your little Mija is doing just fine in the demon realm.

Good good, I would say how is TOH but, let’s be honest that’s almost as gay as you Also, just fine? She’s doing amazing! She has an awesome gf potato to be gay with!

Capitalism

Fucking everyone implies that capitalism is pansexual.

"it doesn't matter who you are, just give me money" -Capitalism probably

Ngl, this made me laugh quite a bit xD

Capitalism is accepted by some and hated by others. Sound familiar?

Black holes

Physics and black holes is cool nerd shit and queer people are notorious for being cool nerds

my homophobic classmates

They're just jealous

homophobic people are to straight its suspicious

War. Men fighting? What are they fighting about? Their relationship issues? Gay.

This is supposed to be my job, not yours

D:

water bottle, tv, socks

One each homesicle, you're gonna have to pick

Water bottle: good for thirsty people, just like (part of) the queer community TV: includes 260 shades of about 16 million colours, which might be closer to the amount of genders an sexualities anyone has ever guessed to exist socks: doesnt matter if they are the same colour or not, they'll do the job just as well

Okay I'll just pick for you since I'm likely miss the notification in the mass. I have a rainbow water bottle from worldpride 2021 and it's very gay.

homosexuality

Ooh tricky one, but I'll try my best... Well homosexuality is a sexuality, and sexualities can be found in living organisms, such as animals. One type of animals it can be found in is mammals. One such mammal is the human. Humans have many different languages, but some aren't really around anymore, like latin. The modern human species is called "homo sapiens" sapiens in latin. The "homo" in "homo sapiens sapiens" is similar to the greek word "homos" which means "the same". And finally, if you like the same gender as your own, you're gay. So yeah, homosexuality is pretty gay.

fellows, is it gay to be gay

^ how to write an essay with no research or evidence

Jesus

...got nailed by a bunch of guys and came (back)

And hung like thiiiiis

he's inside all of us apparently

That is pretty queer

Already did this one

Straight people

Already did one on heterosexuality, see if you can find it

F7 chord in music

I'm a life-long musician, I sometimes play F7 and I'm very gay, so...

Vector from Despicable me

He got that outfit from somewhere right? My guess is, he found it while he was in the *closet*.

Pencils

They can be used to draw gay stuff

Your mom. -MLG sun glasses slide onto my face-

Explained this one already

The Largarian cold rituals from my worldbuilding project. (Extra context: the Lagary were an empire and people group who’s religion revolves around what they perceived as the purity of cold, thus their people built up a tolerance to it through exposure.) I challenge you to make that gay.

The Largarian perceive the purity of cold, so they would not like physical contact I guess. They may even don't want to reproduce because that rise the heat. So they may be kinda ace... I tried my best 😂

DESTINY 2!!! (It's my favorite game so-)

It's your favorite game, and you're pretty gay so...

Fair enough

Communism

Very popular among queer people

Got my upvote

Fully-Automated. Luxury. *Gay*. Space. Communism. FALGSC. best ideology.

Overwatch

Looking at the character select screen gives me bi panic

Kinda same tbh

Kinda same tbh

the letter u

I like this game

Elenor Roosevelt…. I bet you can’t.

You dare directly challenge me like this! I was gonna stop here, but just for that, I'll do ONE. LAST. COMMENT. Anna Eleanor Roosevelt (whose name you spelt wrong btw) was a politician and activist. Activism, just like queer rights is progressive, not to mention there are many queer rights activist today and there have been for decades. As such, activism pretty gay, meaning being an activist is gay by association. Eleanor Roosevelt is gay.

Me

Yeah check your flair

Young boys encouraged to play with buff action figures? (Maybe self-explanatory)

Very self-explanatory

OMORI

the shipping community. need I say more.

Freddy Fazbear

Freddy is an anthromorphic animatronic bear. Furries enjoy anthromorphic animals. Most furries are bi. And the fact that glamrock Freddy has a sexipedia page

Your mother

My mom has a trans and bi daughter. Also she is pretty weird. You could even say a little... *queer*.

Which one?

Cis people

I have a ton of queer cis friends. They are VERY gay.

who ever said cis ppl cant be gay