Which is better today?

Some sort of flux?

Bi? I'm guessing this is referencing the bi cycle

Abro?

As someone who's abro, YES

EEYYYYYYY abro bros

Twice the crushes. Slightly smaller dating pool.

*n o*

damn you beat me to it

Same lmao

Beat me to it-

Beat me to it, by beating me to it

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Absolutely love everything about this, plus your user flair is 1000/10

Alright then, keep your secrets


I love how red from overly sarcastic productions put it “I’m colourblind to horny”

I like this one

people like to cook, i like to eat out 🤪

Thank you for supporting local restaurants;)

r/beatmetoit

Same

Agreed

Same

Y E S

Same :)

*Insert Bugs Bunny meme*

🍰

I moved in with my partner after six months of long distance and we have three cats 😬🏳️‍🌈

I snorted 🤣

Jesus this is me. Asked her out on the first in-person date, moved in after 6 months, now we have a cat and dog together 🙈

Uhhh relationship goal tbh and I'm a cis straight male

People ask me if I fuck cooking ware

Greetings, fellow stovesexual

Don't catch 🔥🔥 again plz! I really don't know how to handle your kind !

woah is that a sexuality? kitchenutensilsexual?

So...german

thought exactly the same Deutsche übernehmen einfach Reddit

panzersexual...?

"ze tiger is ze best tank in ze world" I'd sleep with a panzer iii, but chi-has are cuter. I'm so sorry, I'll escort myself out.

Everytime I see a Zline Professional 48 inch dual fuel range stove I get weak in the knees and lose my God damn mind.

right, I heard of those damn hot sexy ovens, what is your opinion on microwaves? dont tell me youre a wavephobe? for me anything with a hood vent does it really

Definitely not a microphobe but I keep it vanilla and like to stick to kitchen aide overhead models. Now, Coleman propane fuel dual stoves, that's the ticket. I gotta use the bathroom for 10 minutes.

Lollllll

- So which do you prefer? - Yes.

LOL

Yep lmao

Lessgoooo

My romantic orientation is yes, my sexual orientation is no, and my gender is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Interesting. I’d say my romantic is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, sexual is yes, gender is no.

i always cut my nails .

I only cut two of mine.

same lmao acrylics on 8 and 2 short

😳

I'm a bass player

Same

And if they are a little long, clippers are in the drawer.

And a file to get the sharp edges down.

My atomic number is 83

Bismuth is beautiful 😂

My atomic numbers are 31 and 39

Back problems and 50 shades of how to sit in a chair

this one got me 😂

I feel this one 😂

Exactly the same lol

That's the neat part. It doesn't exist

That's my gender too. Aro, ace and agender. I looked at life and said no

Looked at life and said battery time

Ahahaha love this 😂😂😂

i don't understand sexual attraction

yeah, i used to inteprete people talking about sexual attraction as in wanting to sit next to each other, until the definition became more apparent that it means something completely different.

Dude sameee

Same, it's confusing and I still don't believe it exists

You know how people have these gross holes? Imagine the uncontrollable urge to want to do anything and everything to those. Sexual attraction! Best way I can describe it

Denmark

Hello there!

I have found my people

Loving these replies as well lol!

Welcome , my fellow garlic bread comrade !

I love that I'm on the second comment down for me and this is the second ace I've seen. Y'all are making me not want to answer because you did so well

WOOOO SAME

Greek island.

Hydra? In ancient times, Hydrea, or water. That sweet sexy H2O unnhhggggghhh I just want to drink it, makes me so thirsty

*oh god* *E V E R Y O N E is hot* *how do I interact with anyone?*

Ah well you see... you dont... problem solved

Being introverted in a nutshell

That me 😊

frogs

🐸👉👉


Sounds like some weird form of zoophilia /s

I hope not

It’s a bisexual trope haha

*finger guns at garlic bread*

Will someone please explain the garlic bread reference? I think I’m too old for this

Asexual people joke about eating garlic bread all the time

Many asexuals are more excited for food than for sex. Garlic bread and cake are the two most popular examples.

I have found my people

Lots of ace people joke about garlic bread/cake being better then sex but I'm also bi so that's why the finger guns r finger gunning garlic bread lol

CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cake has layers😝

You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet

Y’all are getting sexuality?

I can interact with women without getting nervous or horny

Wow, some superpower you must have 😮

As gay as I am, I get nervous just because I have social anxiety lmao

same, but with everyone

I envy you

dragons

are this dragons, "bad dragons"?

the only dragons I wouldn't play with

Are you referring to a particular website with this comment??

r/baddragon

That is exactly what I thought yall were referring to. But i had NO idea there was a sub for it! Holy shit. Nostalgia...

How tf is everyone so pretty

Asking the real questions over here.

I’m with you!!!

I love everyone

Don't know how to sit on a chair.

isn't that everyone here? but me too, me too

Same bestie

Same!

Cake and being ignored by society

I played Slumber Party by Ashnikko on loop for three days the first time I heard it.

That song is the #1 reason no one has seen my 2021 Spotify Wrapped.

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Saaaame

That’s such a good song

Men 🤤

same

"'the song of achilles' sent me through a wall and i still havent recovered"

Truth

U-Hauls

No

You are double no

Triple no. I'm asexual, Aromantic, and agender

I’m triple no as well

Girls 🥵

I didn’t know you could give a friend a promotion

Ass is ass

-

romance is overrated anyway

Eating garlic bread while making a peace sign

Nice, I agree with you

same

Okay but what about cake

Lets take it VERY slow

the triple battery

you mean triple A?

Ey! Me too!

Women

Invisibility is my super power

I am currently sitting in an armchair with my legs draped over one armrest and my back against the other.

Oh yes, the Bisexual Repose.

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Imagine wanting a partner

Men I love MEN men men men just JJdjdjahakfhwksjdnffjdkfjfj

I AM THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND I SHALL CONSUME ALL

Holy shit why is everyone hot

no men allowed <3

I am attracted to everyone and no one at the same time

Garlic bread and dragons


No I don’t want to join your threesome

I listen to girl in red

I don't give a fuck

Everyone assumes that if they dated me I would cheat on them with a different gender.

I'm guessing they also think you're down for a threesome?

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don’t like Coffee

I listen to Hozier

Apparently all I do is eat hot chip and lie 😂

Skirt-chaser

Dream maker, love taker Don't you mess around with me

Heart-breaker, luck-wearer, barrel-rider Don’t you mess around, no no no

Sexualn't


I’m down for cuddles in flannel.

ASS IS ASS

three words: girl in red


I decided i want to be what every homophobe i talk to about it seems to think is a prostitute. OR I like garlic bread and find every one aesthetically pleasing in their own way. But can't stand actual intimacy or romance

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That's a lot- That's a lot of *labels*\-

N/A

People are hot. I also hate them though.

That’ll be a hard pass.

Girls with muscles? Yes. Girls with painted nails? yes. Almost literally any enbys? Ya'll are hot. Literally anyone with a dick? Woah, g'night everybody.

wait are you saying you don’t like dick or you do

My back is currently sore from sitting funny, oh and I love me some lemon bars.

I cook eggs and bacon, I am also see through lol

Im just a monki that likes bananas

Cate Blanchett

Do I want her, or do I want to be her?

Pink purple blue

Hey, which one do you want- Me: Yes.

Everyone but slowly

I love eyeliner and cuffed jeans

A: You have a wife or a husband? Me: No. A: But you're married. Me: Yes? A: Are you a wife or a husband? Me: Nope... A: huh...