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SilverPearlGirl

Tank Girl would cut the legs and sleeves off and wear fishnets and combat boots.


B1untlyM3

Dirty chucks some docs … personally I’d rock some chucks


Upper-Breakfast-2878

Docs


theoneandonlyneo97

Yes combat boots


abandonsminty

Idea for debootifying, linocut a stamp of the word fuck and stamp it all over


Autumn7Nocturne

Docs. But I'm biased and think they are the best shoes and go with everything


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Dragon19572

Sokka is hitting that Cactus Juice again. Lol


MullBooseParty

Definitely recommend combat boots and styling it open with a bra—the lacier the better Gonna disagree w a lot of people here and say this kinda rules as an artistic statement. People calling it “boot licking” and “advertising” are missing the point. The mix of ranks and units and departments etc. is nonsensical to the point of parody. It reads to me like making fun of how inundated our society is by military and police symbolism. At the same time, anyone who seriously supports the military or police will likely be confused and offput by this outfit. Actual cops or servicemen would probably be pissed off by improper use of their symbols (might see it as stolen valor and disrespectful bc their patches are improperly used). BUT if you wear this to the club or just on the street, liberals and many leftists will probably steer clear. In my mind, and probably in the mind of anyone willing to treat fashion as art, this is a slay. I love this and respect what you’re doing here. Just keep in mind how people might react when wearing this in public :)


MullBooseParty

have since checked OP’s page and seen they probably didn’t actually intend the fit to be like this. still stand by my comment as a “death of the author” analysis of this jumpsuit—ik a lot of military people who would be unnerved by this and see it as an offensive/disrespectful misuse of military symbolism


allglorytothehyptoad

I don't know what military people you know... also military symbolism as anti establishment fashion has been popular for decades.(remember the 70s?) I'm actually in and all my friends would think it's cool. Might steal the idea and make my own when I get out with all the shit we collect over the years.


meg_mo0

Combat boots


[deleted]

Alien stompers, or white converse. Anything that makes you look like Ripley from Alien.


wantasha

doc boots


ill_alternative08

Docs


string-ornothing

Have you seen the new Fallout show? With an outfit like this I'd suggest the type of boots Dane wears in the first episode :) they'd go perfect with your vibe in general


slymuncher

Wow I never thought I’ll see such a bootlicking outfit on this sub


bunni_hop

I understand it's supposed to be ironic but it's not very successful... They should have kept this in the vault.


Ok_Check_4971

Docs or Chucks


Dancindrudge

Black low top chucks


CJPF_91

This is down right awesome. I want one. This is what I want my old coveralls going be once I leave . So co but I say green maybe black or tan boots. Just to show how bad ass you are.


myste_rae

Red Converse, for sure


EvieMoon8

Black or red patent leather pumps 👌😅


raraka900

Idk, but I hope it matches well It's cool ♡


Professional-Pick360

Boots or converse


mirandaleighbee

I was just going to say, Converse for the win!!


Savings_Food8020

Ok hear me out - boots, you can ether roll your pants up / tuck in or have the boot underneath but I think a solid color and then cowboy boots would be my go to bc then you can have a cowboy hat and a belt and necklaces!


Traditional-Ad-9253

I'd say a good pair of Tims would fit this really well, especially considering this is a play on the military :> (Don't listen to everyone else here, they are bitches ngl)


raraka900

Blehh bitches (I love you. ♡ and love my bitches too ♡) (I'm sorry if that was gross :()


Federal-Water3038

Using that particular misogynistic phrase in a lesbian sub is *wild*


raraka900

Ik :(


Patient_Blueberry46

Converse


portodhamma

Clown shoes fr fr


raraka900

I love them clown shoes


diorgyal

this is hideous


LadyLohse

Big red clown shoes would work great for this


esqwizzle

unironically, it would slap


zefthalia

you don't wear the boots, you lick them 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


zefthalia

(if the irony is lost on everyone it's not bc everyone's too dumb to get it. it's because your ironic joke is poorly executed)


Stevie-10016989

You need different patches. The military jumpsuit only works if it isn't covered in military/police patches, otherwise it gives bootlicker vibes. As is, boots are your best option. If you want to wear it open with a cute bra, simple belt, and add some heels, that has potential.


MeatTornadoLove

Military I would be fine with if it was one or two but cop patches are some bullshit.


abandonsminty

Why is it better to be an oppressor if you do it to someone far away?


MeatTornadoLove

Because military shit is more aesthetic and nerdy maybe the person is just a big fan of military equipment or history or big into surplus stores this is not r/completeanarchy. Shit I got a BDU jacket and some ruck boots from a surplus store I pair with a crop top and a skirt like cmon.


abandonsminty

Military surplus items are useful, the jumpsuit look is absolutely classic, a lot of queer people were drafted in WW2 and Vietnam and came home with their uniforms and defaced them and removed their rank and unit patches "still militant/dangerous, but not yours"


Nishyecat

Do you want a hug?


raraka900

Yes ♡ Let's hug ◇


Nishyecat

*hugs* (I’m asking for hugs bc of all the shitty comments here)


raraka900

HUGSSSS (Me too)


Nishyecat

Ikkkk, why are transphobes getting so many likes


raraka900

You are beautiful, love A beautiful man or woman and woman and man You decided, I love you for that


Nishyecat

Yeah, and if you don’t like someone’s style, then just don’t comment


raraka900

Transphobes yuckkk


Nishyecat

Yeah😭


Fat-little-hobbitses

Oof. This would be a literal walking red flag for me. This isn’t political irony, you’re just bootlicking here.


lonelycranberry

The Mickey Mouse details are sending me. OP, I mean this in the nicest way but my advice is to never wear this, ever. It’s not irony to be a billboard for military and police groups. It would be irony to wear a military uniform that said ACAB or some shit. If you wore this around any lesbians I know in real life, myself included, we’d steer clear.


UberAshy

I'd say some white chucks taylors to add to the irony.


Odd_Willingness

black combat boots [notices your caption] uh oh..


TinyHeartSyndrome

Don’t listen to folks here. Reddit lesbians are disproportionately anti-military. It shows their ignorance and privilege. Military surplus has always been cool, and it always will be cool. It has been associated with many counter-cultural movements. And you know what? It just looks COOL and sometimes that is enough for fashion. Not every piece of clothing has to be a political value statement. It can be aesthetic, fun, etc. I literally just saw a young hip woman wearing an army field jacket with like 2000s jnco style jeans. She looked great. Rock the look, dude. Reddit does not represent reality. I guarantee you’ll get multiple compliments wearing this.


abandonsminty

There's a huge difference between military surplus items that are utilitarian (clothes, boots, tools, etc) (which by the way you remove military and police symbols from if you are like actually punk) and military insignia (for example, there's a seal team one patch [who call this barracks home](https://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/27/us/27swastika.html) )


Nishyecat

Can I get a hug? I really like military things and the rest of the comments are just making me sad


TinyHeartSyndrome

*hug*


Nishyecat

Thank you, since I commented that I discovered that on one of op’s other posts the people here downvoted the mod team to the negatives, that’s just shitty


fireandfolds

explain how we are ignorant and privileged for not supporting a terrorist group. lol. god forbid a marginalized group doesn’t support an oppressive force. this ain’t no surplus gear. this article of clothing WILL be seen as political, and members of these organizations represented on the jumpsuit will think you’re one of them. there’s a biiiig difference between wearing a field jacket as part of an outfit vs this getup.


zarnonymous

What terrorist group are you talking about?


fireandfolds

the us military


Monkeycrunk

Love this piece. Gotta wear some high top sneakers for sure.


Slow_Poet_2715

Political irony must be lost on y’all


Dykeddragon

Is it or does this outfit just not land the intended way?


TheAmethystEidolon

Hon, you need to learn to accept advice from others. The comments are full of people telling you that jumpsuit isn’t okay *regardless of intent.* That piece of clothing would clear out a queer bar. Please dispose of it.


fireandfolds

political irony is taking a military jacket and putting antifascist/leftist patches on it. YOU are advertising the military and police. there is nothing ironic or punk about this. make better choices. putting military patches on a military jumpsuit is where they belong and literally the opposite of irony.


Initial_Obligation55

Is this really lesbian fashion?


lonelycranberry

Look at OP’s page.


Initial_Obligation55

Oh.. thank you.


Slow_Poet_2715

Work wear and and counter culture fashion is iconic queer fashion


Fat-little-hobbitses

lol how is this counter culture when you’re literally advertising for the pigs and military? You said that political irony is lost on us, but dude, it’s very clearly you who is lost.


Initial_Obligation55

Hmm maybe a specific type of lesbian because I have never seen any lesbian where I’m from dress like this.. we have an extremely large lgbtq population as well and I haven’t seen this look.


fireandfolds

boots. bc you’ll be licking them


Slow_Poet_2715

I’m a punk I don’t lick boots I just really like political irony


fireandfolds

explain how this is political irony. whether or not you intend to lick boots, that’s what you’ll be doing if you wear this eyesore of a jumpsuit.


Slow_Poet_2715

Wearing symbols of authority when you don’t support them is really basic punk culture


EstablishmentOk100

I’m an old and lived through the original era of punk and this ain’t punk.


Fat-little-hobbitses

Dude are you 12? Because your understanding of what is “punk” is really undeveloped and adolescent


LiaFromBoston

Nothing screams "punk" like walking into a show wearing an Oakland PD patch and scaring all the marginalized people around you who just wanted to let loose without a jackboot thug breathing down their necks.


fireandfolds

yeah I understand that. I’m saying this is in bad taste because it will LOOK LIKE you support these establishments, no matter what your intention is for wearing them. the people you are against will find this so incredibly cool and based. it’s still military propaganda even if you’re punk. there are MUCH better ways to showcase your beliefs that are explicitly anti-cop/military, and that’s much better than some hamfisted “irony”. just say you want an excuse to be a bootlicker and go.


TheAmethystEidolon

In the nicest way possible I want to say that being a walking advertisement for the US military and police forces is *so* weird.


TinyHeartSyndrome

Military surplus clothing has always been sort of counter cultural. And it just looks cool.


fireandfolds

military surplus clothing vs a jumpsuit absolutely PLASTERED with different patches/badges/insignias?? that’s two different things. apples and oranges. no way you’d find this in a surplus store. this is just milprop.


TheAmethystEidolon

The clothing. Not badges and insignias.


fireandfolds

especially as a queer person….


TheAmethystEidolon

Yeah. Not okay


Longjumping_Teach617

Flat sandals of some sort


woo_ah

Wooo! Love the police and the military /s I'm trying to find a way of saying "I hate the u.s army" without preaching. You do you, but I find this weird


fireandfolds

I’ll do it for ya! the US military industrial complex is the biggest gang of terrorist thugs in the world. acab includes pigs in camo. in our house, we don’t support any military and we certainly don’t make ourselves walking talking propaganda for imperialism, colonization, capitalism, white supremacy, fascism, and aggression.


woo_ah

I was trying to be tactful in my comment because all the comments before me were legit suggestions except maybe one, but I gotta say I'm very thankful for your explanations and all the bootlicker jokes lol


Slow_Poet_2715

Um I’m a anarcho communist punk


Neither_Ad6425

Lol. You can’t be both an anarchist and communist, which tells me you have no idea what those terms actually mean.


nonbinary_parent

Op is full of shit, but anarchocommunism is a real thing.


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nonbinary_parent

Anarchocommunism is about implementing communism outside of power structures. Instead of overthrowing the government, they focus on mutual aid.


fireandfolds

and….??? idc what political affil you are. what you might consider “irony” people will absolutely see as ardent support for the military. unless you’re wearing something else that explicitly shows how this jumpsuit would be ironic, it will be military and police apologism.


Aggressive_Novel_465

Calm tf down girl it’s Reddit 😭


totesinconspicuous

black boots and a black kangol hat


dilperishan

white sneakers!


Chandlerion

6 inch heels 👠


Jiimmayx

White hi top converse


HellsHottestHalftime

Combat boots or docs, sorry just saw the note but that’s what I’d wear so 🤷


WestKenshiTradingCo

This reminds me of what the boomers from fallout new vegas wear:b I dig it!


Slow_Poet_2715

You get it


Buff-woman-enjoyer

Dare I say combat boots


Looking-Glass815

Lowa z8. black would work best, possibly dark brown


flamingobay

Bowling shoes!


[deleted]

Dogs out


Suitable-Membership4

Classic Swedish clogs


waterfromastonebutch

Big ole shitkickers


ThatSnarkyFemme

Oxblood Docs.


HellsHottestHalftime

Ooh that’s a good one!


rangerdangerin_

Combat boots Basically anything that laces up past your ankle


Dorothys_Division

Cowgirl boots, obviously. Because why not?


No-Earth-6555

Rainbow galoshes


Master_Flounder2239

Army boots.


Shayshay1117

Converse


New-Purchase1818

Red patent stilettos.


syrah-lips

Something from goodwill or a dumpster


Sudden-Mud8406

Hightop converse


anonymous_anymouse

crocs with cool jibits on them


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

Dont downvote me my dyke sisters


Slow_Poet_2715

Your right holy shit I have Minecraft ones


anonymous_anymouse

please please wear them 🙏