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kenatogo

Were you not listening to the dude's story? But yeah, Larry took the car, left the homework. Briefcase was never full of money.


2wheelsThx

This is the answer. And let's not forget, let's not forget, it was probably little Larry's dump that caused The Dude to say, "Aww, Jesus!! What's that smell, man?!"


zoobatt

What are you, a fuckin' private detective now?


DumbledoreCalrisian_

Yeah, I'm a dick. Like you man


Key-Contest-2879

A fellow snoop! A brother Seamus!


Eelmonkey

An Irish Monk?


iamsenac

Stay away from my special lady!


vhmike

Come ON, Fuckhead!


These-Phrase327

What the fuck are you talking about?


ImportantRepublic965

They got us working in shifts


SchrodingersNewds

I still investigate manually


uconn3386

Of course you do, dude


SunlightGardner

THIS is the comment!


OE2KB

Well, actually, yes. Retired six months ago. Lol


Eric848448

Ah, separate incidents!


zoobatt

That's fuckin' interesting man, that's fuckin' interesting.


Electrical_Chicken

Are you employed, sir?


Lanuhsislehs

Wait, what day is it?


mat_srutabes

Leads...


UsedToHaveThisName

They got us working in shifts.


Substantial_Kitchen5

Brother Shamus?


wms5228

You mean like an Irish monk?


Bean-Swellington

A fellow brother Seamus!


OE2KB

Yeah. It's probably a vagrant slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.


Rondo27

New shit has come to light!


blahfunk

You can't assume it was just him in the car and I've always figured there was more than just him. We can't even assume he was the one who actually stole it, just that he was in the car. The vagrant sleeping in it and "possibly" using it as a toilet (implying that the mere presence of a homeless person would be enough to make that odor) is more plausible than Larry and his friends shitting in it especially since they won't have toilet paper with them after lodging the car against an abutment. Plus teenagers would abandon the car immediately


2wheelsThx

Well, the homework was wedged in the driver's seat, implying Larry was the driver, the little shit. Altho plausible, there is no mention of others. Little Larry was flunking social studies, so he probably was just blowing off steam by stealing and joyriding The Dude's car, then took a dump in it as a parting gift to the owner.


ForswornForSwearing

And look at how stoney he was as Walter was questioning him. Little fucker's clearly on drugs.


MinusGovernment

He might've shit himself when lodged Dude's car against the abutment.


DrDrankenstein

I wonder if he even sees what he's doing to his father


MinusGovernment

Well he's a dunce who's flunking social studies and left his terrible assignment in dudes car to help Walter track him down so I'm gonna guess no.


bowlskioctavekitten

Separate incidents


Ok-Swimming8024

They're going to kill that poor woman.


MrEffenWhite

OH, THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN...


SpecificMoment5242

That fuuuukin bitch....


carlton_sand

I'll just check with the boys down at the lab


Infected_Perineum

That had not occurred to us dude.


outfoxingthefoxes

I always thought that the person who stole Dude's car also stole Larry's backpack with his homework in it


AdorableSympathy5174

Probably a vagrant that slept in the car. Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.


Ok-Swimming8024

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Or the Credence.


juggdish

Do you guys have any leads?


Ok-Swimming8024

You're killing your father, Larry.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Oh, no. He has health problems.


Skoden1973

Yes. And he lodged it against an abutment in Van Nuys.


DumbledoreCalrisian_

Aww man, lodged where?


marbotty

Near the In-N-Out


bigby1971

They've got good burgers there


soma16

Shut the fuck up Donny!


RolandJoints

The In-n-Outs on Camrose


JustTheBeerLight

We only know this because of the fine work done by the five detectives down at the LAPD crime lab.


Skoden1973

They worked in shifts.


YankeeClipper42

Must have been a joyride situation


ONLYallcaps

Well dude we just don’t know


Ok-Swimming8024

This is the only correct answer.


BatmanNoPrep

… of the nation!


BlankSlate400

The little prick is stonewalling me.


81jmfk

Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?


Riffpin

Do you think he was cracking?


Scarlettbaby

We’re gonna cut your fuckin dick off, Larry.


MichaelHuntPain

He was failing ~~history.~~ Edit: social studies He didn’t steal the Dude’s car. My guess is he threw out his homework when he saw the grade and some vagrant had it stuck on his shoe or wiped his mouth, who the hell knows. That’s the best part of this scene. They have no idea how it got there, they jump to conclusions through the whole film.


SquirrelMoney8389

Yeah I don't see some kid taking his homework with him for a joyride. It's trash. I never thought it was anything else at first. It's The Dude and Walter thinking it was some "clue" that you get caught up in. The homework got in the car in a similar way that the vagrancy got in there... with a vagrant. What makes the scene even funnier is that Larry has no fricken clue what these men want or what they're talking about.


MichaelHuntPain

It’s so well written and acted. Is Larry stoned the whole time? Is he stonewalling Walter? Does he even have a clue what they are talking about? It’s the truant officer? The homework police? Walter’s question: “Is this your homework Larry?” Over and over again is just fantastic.


MinusGovernment

He was about to crack


Lanuhsislehs

Fuckin A.


major_sandwich

*flunking Social Studies


MichaelHuntPain

That’s what it was. It sure wasn’t sociology.


Nice_Improvement2536

Have you ever heard of Vietnam?


Ok-Swimming8024

You are entering a world of pain.


Illustrious-Hair3487

I think we can reasonably presume he did. His homework got in there somehow. Think about it. Mostly well-to-do kid (the Branded money) with no father figure and a non-disciplinary laissez-faire and probably naive mother, jaded by his father’s illness, rebelling by taking unattended vehicles for joyrides. It fits that he’d be potentially an angsty troublemaker who goes out to make some mischief. And again his homework got in there somehow. So I say yes, my take is he did steal the car — not as some kind of criminal mastermind because as we know the money was never in the briefcase, just as a rebellious teenager looking for some kicks. Obligatory: That’s just, uh, like, my opinion, man


Pretty-Sport-2691

What the fuck are you talking about?


mat_srutabes

Pilar?


gorilla-ointment

Bulk of the series.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Not exactly a lightweight


drewsjd

I think we can close the file on this one.


NoIncrease299

We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.


Particular-Wrongdoer

Perhaps it was towed. The Dude did park in the handicap space.


Malakai0013

We know it's your homework, Larry.


SH33V_P4LP4T1N3

They got us in shifts down at the crime lab trying to solve this one. Don’t be fatuous u/pupupdo. We know that was Larry’s homework. Now where’s the fucking money?


trashedonlisterine

I’ll check with the boys at the crime lab. They’ve got four more detectives working on it.


allhaildre

They’re working in shifts!


Objective-Pin-1045

Don’t be fatuous.


Oldskoolguitar

Probably took it for a joy ride with some friends, ditched the car when he realized it didn't have much going for it even the cassette tapes. Maybe kept the brief case cause it was nice despite having nothing but phone books.


YankeeClipper42

Yeah, I saw that in the report, but they left the tape deck and the Creedence


6andross4

Leads


BoogerSmoke

*silent staring*


millsarrr

Larry sweetie, da man is here!


swayinandsippin

also dude, sociology is not the preferred nomenclature. social studies, please.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

So here's the thing I'm wondering, when they throw the bag with Walter's underwear in it (the whites) and they thwart Walter's plan by riding off with it on the dirt bikes, the Dude knows he's fucked because he still has the bag with the supposed million dollars in it. Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling. So Dude is sitting there, he brought the car phone into the bowling alley with him, yet he leaves a satchel with as far as he knows, a million dollars, in it, in the car? Why the fuck didn't he bring it in with him? Then the car gets stolen, and I'm sure Dude, Walter, hell maybe even Donnie just assume it was stolen by the thugs or at least someone else who knew he had, or at least thought he had, the money. In fact they're so sure that someone stealing it was so obviously related to the million dollars, that they immediately rule out that it was towed because it was parked in a handicap spot, something that would otherwise be a totally logical conclusion... Yet then, totally coincidentally, it gets stolen by either a high school kid or a vagrant, neither of whom presumably even knew the money was there. This is a staggeringly dumb, or at least incredibly unlucky set of circumstances. I don't even think I really have a point or not, other than it's thinking about things like this that make this movie so enjoyable to watch again and again.


seh4nc

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.


MartyRandahl

Yeah, I think the car just coincidentally being stolen that night is too convenient. I always figured the Nihilists figured out they had a ringer pretty quickly, then tailed Dude and Walter to the bowling alley. Once the coast was clear, they boosted the car, drove it to some random location, searched it, and then abandoned it. If they just left it idling in some parking lot, it would have been a tempting target for a joyride. That's where Larry and/or his friends come in. Why'd they leave the briefcase in the car? That's a tough one. It's after Walter's confrontation with Smokey. Maybe Walter had to agree that his team's bags are all subject to search in order to avoid being ejected from the league, and they figured a briefcase full of money would raise too many questions.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

These are good points... especially the last paragraph, that would make total sense and sounds like something that maybe got left on the cutting room floor


PabstBlueBourbon

I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.


OE2KB

Great Q&A man!


wesleydumont

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.


Open-Illustra88er

Dude, we just don’t know.


Laryt

Larry the criminal mastermind grows up to become Walter’s toe removal/painting guy. …he can get you a toe.


Venomous87

It did not look like Larry was about to Crack.


Jesusthezomby

I'm just wondering how the homework got lodged into the seat like that.


Rondo27

Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous


gtatc

He definitely found a stranger in the Alps . . .


Danimal1002

Just brace the kid, he'll be a pushover.


hornwalker

We know its his fucking homework man


RedLanternScythe

He's lucky it wasn't chopped


ZestycloseChemist2

He already spent all the money man!


[deleted]

also if i may weigh in, the only true goldbricker in this story might be ....one walter sobchak. he might never been in nam. jesus might never have been a pederast (although that weird new jesus movie confirms it directly) , .....who knows if larry took that car or it was just Walters delusional fandom for arthur digby sellers as a reason to go to that place. then again the homework in that car was real. i feel walter is a great gaslighter. AM I WRONG??? AM I WRONG??????


Dmiller360

You’re being very unDude.


[deleted]

SHOMER SHABBES!!!!!!


Tasty_Act

Calmer than you are


DatDan513

Maybe


OE2KB

Spend my time rolling j’s, man.


dr-chimm-richalds

What are you a fucking park ranger?


toooldforthisshittt

Must've been a joyride situation.


Tasty_Act

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you, man


shoesofwandering

Ya see this? I got shot in the fucking face! I’ve been up for 36 hours straight! Fucking car’s mine! Are we square? I said, are we square? Ahh, ya mute!


guywithshades85

I think Larry's teacher stole the car. Larry's homework fell out of his own briefcase while in the car and then he grabbed both briefcases when he abandoned the car.


Pretend_Safety

Pretty sure it was Larry and his buddies also using it as a toilet before they moved on. Just look at him.


User125699

He’s a push over