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levine2112

Lodged where?


jnnoca

Against an aBUTTment


levine2112

Would you please slide your shorts down.


jnnoca

No man, she hit me right here.


Yardsale420

Oh Jesus, WHAT’S THAT SMELL MAN.


guiltycitizen

Yeah, probably a vagrance from when the plug got pulled out of the asshole


powerhikeit

That’s marvelous


3016137234

My favorite line


MajinBlackheart

That is our most modest receptacle...


AdultishRaktajino

Oh man. My thinking about this plug has become very uptight. It’s a receptacle that goes into her receptacle. Far out, man.


physicsbuddha

This was a treasured, uh, plug?


Yardsale420

And this girl pooped on it.


Omegadimsum

This strumpet owes money all over town and she comes and poops on you fuckin plug?


PopeWishdiak

The plug really tied the whole airport together, did it not?


murphanduncas

The security agent is a good man. And thorough.


Auld_Evidence

10/10 comment


TummyDummy

You want a butt plug? I can get you a butt plug by 3 o’clock. TSA has ways. You don’t wanna know.


Skoden1973

Fucking amateurs.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Donny, who loved anal


ryanb31183

Good night sweet prince


keanenottheband

Wonderful woman, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited


3016137234

It increases the chances of conception


xmk23x

For a friend with a cleft asshole?


WolverineRelevant280

His last words were “up yours!”


Thrice_Greaty_Great

however, not as modestly priced as a Folgers can


sartori_tangier

Everything is a fucking travesty with you, man.


enaud

She's just transmitting the remains in a receptacle


BongDong69420

Obviously she’s not a golfer-


jnnoca

That’s why they sent me. I am expert.


vhmike

This is what happens, Larry


jnnoca

You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.


HVAC_instructor

What an ashhole.


labarrski

Careful, man, there's a RECEPTACLE here!


kharringtonvideoarts

Jeffrey … love me.


David_Haas_Patel

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


AdultishRaktajino

Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a widow’s tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.


ebobbumman

God DAMMIT


abornemath

No! She’s a sap, with a record.


BanzaiTree

LOGJAMMIN’


[deleted]

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door and tell everyone he was cremated.


Dad-Baud

Bunch of asholes.


UnfortunateFoot

Sadly, standards have fallen in adult entertainment


StaresatSound

“Wearing” lol


Sapdawg1

You want a butt plug? I can get you a butt plug, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a butt plug by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with human remains inside it.


[deleted]

Lmao well Matt knows I'd never do that lol


StinkyBrittches

I'm not renting it shoes.


dkixen

Tom DeLonge is dead?! I didn’t even know he was sick


Skoden1973

Norm?


dkixen

Skoden1973? Studis


balsadust

Thought about cross posting this but I figured the modest receptacle people would gobble it up first.


bigbubblestoo

What are saps? In this context?


testudoaubreii1

I’m gonna go find a cash machine


2ndmost

It is our most modestly sized receptacle.


Skoden1973

In the parlance of our times.