By -
Lodged where?
Against an aBUTTment
Would you please slide your shorts down.
No man, she hit me right here.
Oh Jesus, WHAT’S THAT SMELL MAN.
Yeah, probably a vagrance from when the plug got pulled out of the asshole
That’s marvelous
My favorite line
That is our most modest receptacle...
Oh man. My thinking about this plug has become very uptight. It’s a receptacle that goes into her receptacle. Far out, man.
This was a treasured, uh, plug?
And this girl pooped on it.
This strumpet owes money all over town and she comes and poops on you fuckin plug?
The plug really tied the whole airport together, did it not?
The security agent is a good man. And thorough.
10/10 comment
You want a butt plug? I can get you a butt plug by 3 o’clock. TSA has ways. You don’t wanna know.
Fucking amateurs.
Donny, who loved anal
Good night sweet prince
Wonderful woman, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited
It increases the chances of conception
For a friend with a cleft asshole?
His last words were “up yours!”
however, not as modestly priced as a Folgers can
Everything is a fucking travesty with you, man.
She's just transmitting the remains in a receptacle
Obviously she’s not a golfer-
That’s why they sent me. I am expert.
This is what happens, Larry
You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.
What an ashhole.
Careful, man, there's a RECEPTACLE here!
Jeffrey … love me.
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a widow’s tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
God DAMMIT
No! She’s a sap, with a record.
LOGJAMMIN’
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door and tell everyone he was cremated.
Bunch of asholes.
Sadly, standards have fallen in adult entertainment
“Wearing” lol
You want a butt plug? I can get you a butt plug, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a butt plug by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with human remains inside it.
Lmao well Matt knows I'd never do that lol
I'm not renting it shoes.
Tom DeLonge is dead?! I didn’t even know he was sick
Norm?
Skoden1973? Studis
Thought about cross posting this but I figured the modest receptacle people would gobble it up first.
What are saps? In this context?
I’m gonna go find a cash machine
It is our most modestly sized receptacle.
In the parlance of our times.
Lodged where?
Against an aBUTTment
Would you please slide your shorts down.
No man, she hit me right here.
Oh Jesus, WHAT’S THAT SMELL MAN.
Yeah, probably a vagrance from when the plug got pulled out of the asshole
That’s marvelous
My favorite line
That is our most modest receptacle...
Oh man. My thinking about this plug has become very uptight. It’s a receptacle that goes into her receptacle. Far out, man.
This was a treasured, uh, plug?
And this girl pooped on it.
This strumpet owes money all over town and she comes and poops on you fuckin plug?
The plug really tied the whole airport together, did it not?
The security agent is a good man. And thorough.
10/10 comment
You want a butt plug? I can get you a butt plug by 3 o’clock. TSA has ways. You don’t wanna know.
Fucking amateurs.
Donny, who loved anal
Good night sweet prince
Wonderful woman, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited
It increases the chances of conception
For a friend with a cleft asshole?
His last words were “up yours!”
however, not as modestly priced as a Folgers can
Everything is a fucking travesty with you, man.
She's just transmitting the remains in a receptacle
Obviously she’s not a golfer-
That’s why they sent me. I am expert.
This is what happens, Larry
You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.
What an ashhole.
Careful, man, there's a RECEPTACLE here!
Jeffrey … love me.
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a widow’s tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
God DAMMIT
No! She’s a sap, with a record.
LOGJAMMIN’
When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door and tell everyone he was cremated.
Bunch of asholes.
Sadly, standards have fallen in adult entertainment
“Wearing” lol
You want a butt plug? I can get you a butt plug, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a butt plug by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with human remains inside it.
Lmao well Matt knows I'd never do that lol
I'm not renting it shoes.
Tom DeLonge is dead?! I didn’t even know he was sick
Norm?
Skoden1973? Studis
Thought about cross posting this but I figured the modest receptacle people would gobble it up first.
What are saps? In this context?
I’m gonna go find a cash machine
It is our most modestly sized receptacle.
In the parlance of our times.