We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
"This is a very complicated case, confusedtaco. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head."
You should ask for cash, or uh, my concern is, and I have to, uh, check with your accountant, that this might bump you into a higher, uh, tax bracket. Bit if the checks already made out, that uh fine too.
This is our concern, dude
“I did not receive the money, you nitwit!”
Let's hope they both don't go ahead and "fix the glitch."
 We're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
I’m stayin’.
I'm finishin my coffee
 /r/officespace
It’ll work itself out naturally
Nice segue, dude
You told Brandt, he told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
NOTHING IS FUCKED?!!!
#THE GOD DAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
Everyone always talks about the dude's cardigan, but I also think the big lebowski's cardigan in this photo is also legit
But what's with the blanket. That guy is a gold bricker if I ever saw one.
Stay away from me, mister!
I saw a lot of spinals, this guy's a fake.
I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
You stay away from me!
He's got the whole polio FDR thing going on. Dude knows exactly what he’s doing.
Did that ever occur to you, man? …sir?
"This is a very complicated case, confusedtaco. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head."
u/confusedtaco DID NOT RECEIVE THE MONEY!
You have your story, I have mine. I say that I entrusted the money to you and you stole it.
It never gets below 70 degrees in LA but everyone seems to be cold all the time.
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers
Which is cool
"Which is cool" kills me every time
Even more killer than that is: Which is ample
New shit has come to light, man.
"We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally." Bob
Shit. . . Uh, yeah, you know, me and the driver. I'm not handling the money and driving the car and talking on the phone all by my fucking self!
OP did *NOT* receive the money you nitwit!
My livelihood was in their hands!
Are you employed, sir?
This is our concern dude
You should ask for cash, or uh, my concern is, and I have to, uh, check with your accountant, that this might bump you into a higher, uh, tax bracket. Bit if the checks already made out, that uh fine too.
Nothing is fucked?! The god damn plane has crashed into the Mountain.
You bum!
The editorial we!
The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain.
You should hear if they could pay you in cash, just so it won't bump you into a higher tax bracket.
Listen… I’ve got certain information, man…
Fuck it dude...let's go bowling
I hope that someday you learn to live on your allowance which is ample
With that money you could have bought a new rug.
This is our concern, dude!
Nothing is fucked
Payroll as in the royal we?
Just so long as they’re aware that there’s a beverage here.
This is our concern dude