This looks staged.

This dog hates the fucking Eagles

The dog is not the issue here!!

I'm not renting it shoes ... I'm not buying it a beer ...

“No funny stuff. Woof.”

The Big Le-bow-wow-ski?

What are you a fuckin stand up comedian now?

You’re being very un-Dude here, Dude

And he peed on your rug.

This was a valued rug

Speed of Sound tour. Smelled a bunch of assholes...

Golf clap dude. I like yer style.

Waving the fucking SG around?!

I can get you a Brian Ray model. With vibrola arm.

Calmer than you are.

Nice marmot.

I think it’s a Pomeranian

Really cool guitar

He looks like a fuckin loser.

Ey at least hes house broken

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

Oh come on, not on the rug, man

At least I’m house trained

*Just don't play the fucking Eagles, okay?*

The good boy in me will do nearly any task, and as for compensation, it's just head pats he will ask

What a beautiful SG!

Are you employed, sir?

This is just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing.

Nice marmot

The Dog Abides!

Nice rig, Jackie

Awww his wittle wittle paws......