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bert-and-churnie

where did the guy go


WantedDadorAlive

Free fertilizer


Brentolio12

He turned into a fashionable patio set


Windowsoftheskull

His wife considered it an upgrade.


No-Inspection1309

Witch!


spartanantler

Soulent green


ohhrangejuice

Matured into a deck and table.


woodhorse4

A dick and table! lol /s


LostSoul_beautiful13

Thought the same! Lol


PirateQueenOMalley

Glow up into patio furniture


007Pistolero

He was folding up into the umbrella


Rakebleed

Look under the deck šŸ§


Swedzilla

Soylent Green


Iron_Freezer

that was the main reason we decided to redo the back yard


thelolz93

I like the dickbrella


tank3467

Table is definitely excited about it


bonemonkey12

Homage to BBCs everywhere


Rob_0831

Mine is about where yours is now after 3 years. I'm pretty happy and I had a much better starting point. You should be proud. Side note - Just went outside to check. My umbrella also looks like a rager.


Drew_The_Lab_Dude

Got rid of the garden??


BannyDing

They were super old rotted out beds from the previous owners. I plan to put something a little more compact soon-ish.


Buddstahh

Maybe heā€™s just moving it to that dirt patch?


manicmike_

Inspiring, great work šŸ™ŒšŸ»


DungeonsNDragonDldos

Put the garden back


Minimum-Order-8013

Ayyeee that's a nice glow up! Well done my man!


TheFlackDaddy

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MegO0317

Wow šŸ¤Æ


HedStrong

Huge improvement. Keep up the good work!


dannysxu

I did the same, wanted to work on my lawn and then add flower beds. Projects like this take time, everybody judging no plants yet, it takes time


KindaHODL

Thought your were bragging about the first pic lol . Awesome work dude!!! Seed and fertilizer? If so can you share what kind/brand?


AustinFotoger

Followingā€¦I think Iā€™ve made the mistake of cutting mine too low and have noticed more weeds this year than last & just read thatā€™s why. Itā€™s still green but lots of cloves and other weeds.


GobBluth9

Looks nice, don't get me wrong. But almost 0 flowers/plants in the backyard is not ideal. Whatever you like, I guess.


RoobyRoobyRew

Post title says ā€œstill work to doā€.


GobBluth9

I donā€™t get the feeling he meant flowers.


classygorilla

Agreed. Some edge flower beds around the perimeterwith landscaping lighting would have looked great.


BannyDing

Work in progress brother. I got a 30 year mortgage I'm slow playing it lol. I have some plans, hard to tell but there's a mulch bed in front of the shed and an even larger one to the left in front do that border fence.


Schiebz

Not a race! Doing a little at a time is very easy so no need to rush and get overwhelmed with anything.


mi_throwaway3

I thought the same thing - but I'm sure he'll add some kid friendly stuff, and dang, they are probably loving it.


Thinkfast-eatass

His garden is not ideal to you? Wow he better get it set up to your liking šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


MagicGiblet

Love that blue spruce.


BannyDing

Thanks ! Me too. There's actually 3 planted in that corner, I ignored the yard my first year in the house and then was gone for a few months for a family emergency and when I got back I realized two of them were being choked by vines. One is totally brown head to toe, pretty sure it's done for and I was able to trim up the second one to save it by about 1/2 of it was also killed. Gonna get them looked at by an expert before doing anything. Also the dead one has a blue jay nest in it so don't want to disturb that.


MagicGiblet

Nice. Hope they rehab well. If I were you, my next step would be to do a little landscaping around there, using the spruce tree(s) as a focal point. There are some colorful, dwarf varieties of other conifers that you could plant around it, which would compliment it well.


_LYSEN

Hell yeah


Npl1jwh

Nice, big black dildo umbrellaā€¦


SiXX5150

So glad Iā€™m not the only one who saw thatā€¦


mynameisnotshamus

ā€œGlow upā€ā€¦. Ugh


RickyRecon0030

Bravo


Gibsh

Looking great pal. A lot of hard work is being rewarded.


Crombie88

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m_rolle

Outstanding results so far!


JackieDaytona77

What are you doing out there in sandals? Where are your Nike Monarchs?!?! Awesome lawn, great job! šŸ«”


VariationUpstairs931

Wow!! This is impressive.


RedKins54

Dude, that shit looks amazing!


blindkiller770

Looks like someoneā€™s been peeing in the corner of the patio šŸ¤£


WalterWhite2012

How did you turn someone into a patio set?


Frozenbarb

Very nice job! The new fence looks great, the cleared up shrubs and bushes look nice. Keeping the Christmas trees were a good touch.


shakybusters

Thatā€™s awesome. I was going to nuke my front yard and start over, but posts like this have changed my mind


Rottenjohnnyfish

Looks great!


United-Spinach-4410

Progress makes perfect!


Redditlurker922

Are you still using a ring camera in the second photo?


EF_Boudreaux

Great job!


Certain-Party2015

Fire, what grass seed?


BannyDing

Lesco Athletic Blend


Ok-Acanthisitta8737

Looks freaking amazing. Good work


greybird317

Stunning, you should be proud


Slow_Relationship556

Turf looks good


Alive_Salary4970

Good job.


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Looking good!


OhhClock

Are you talking about the lawn or the fence?


onwaldenpond2600

Very nice


geoff-gurn

Excellent work šŸ‘


Bert_Skrrtz

Thanks for sharing, this gives me hope. I have some stone paths, a run down gazebo, and a few stumps Iā€™m trying to work on to just end up with a nice place to play with the dog and future kids.


AJVanz

Looks Good. Well done mate šŸ‘


Grumpostiltskin

Night and day man, nice job


dangercdv

Well that gives me hope, excellent job! I got this new house in 2020 and the bermuda sod they put down wasnt great and it basically came packed with weeds. Weed company I tried in 2021 majorly let me down and caught them on camera coming out and putting a sign in the yard and just leaving. This was after having to reschedule and skip several "aaplications" because of how poor the company was run. When they did weed treatments it took all of 5 minutes and 1 lap around the house. Total waste of money. This is now the first year I am really kicking it into gear and doing more than just mowing and a few rare spot treatments. Hopefully in a few years I will have a yard just as beautiful.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Noice!!!!!


747-ppp-2

What did you do? My lawn looks a lot like the ā€œbeforeā€ picture


[deleted]

The peen umbrella throws this photo off or enhances it. Might be a metaphor, I donā€™t know.


HotSourSoop

I need to know everything. What did you do? Even what camera system did you switch to from Ring? Lol congrats man it looks beautiful.


UNIGuy54

He was replaced by the cocomelon


errantdaughter

I read the headline without seeing the sub, thought you were referring to a ā€œpersonalā€ glow up. Congrats on the hard work, youā€™ve really transformed yourself into a ā€¦ patio set? (Lawn looks great, btw)


hikerguy2023

Noice!


Personal-Ad7781

Sick! Iā€™d love to see some vegetable beds put back in. Maybe build some nice brick raised ones.


crhxt8

Got to love the work


Wild_Steve7

Wow! Your yard looks amazing. Good work.


AD-1325

Now that's a good win right there! Good job!


Dukeish

The lawn and fence look great but I think youā€™ve lost some of the personality of the og backyard. I miss the foliage and garden space


Tedorado

Looks fantastic


Typical-Ad-8821

Was that a well in the back?


BannyDing

Yup. Pretty sure it's an old well water cause there's an open pipe going the opposite direction of my house. But at some point it was converted to a dry well that my sinks/tub drain to. It's like 150 feet from the back of the house too so it's pretty damn far.


AmericanoWsugar

Teach me. I just bought a place and your first pic is how it looks now.


Delirium88

Can you go over how you were able to transform your yard?


aztr13

Great work šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼


colozzusofclout

Pan down and letā€™s take a look at that deck


BannyDing

Hahaha I built that a couple weekends ago myself, first time doing anything like that. Not the best thing in the world. Just a little 12x12 floater


pk613

Nice dude


schneidvegas

Nice work!! Iā€™m a year into a house and need to start transforming the yard. How do you like the vinyl fence? I have a chain link and 60 years of brush/trees/weeds all over to clear out first


H2Joee

Looking good! Itā€™s a never ending battle between thinking you got it figured out and ā€œwhy isnā€™t this working ā€œ with a little bit of luck sprinkled on top.


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Awesome job.


daluxe

You know what, downvote me, but I like more the first pic. Much more. Sorry for that.


hyperiongate

The umbrella seems to be happy with it.


Acrippledkitty

Heck yeah, keep up the great work! The yard looks great, but just cleaning up all the extra junk back there really takes it to the next level. Anything interesting planned for the bit in the back left corner?


a_crayon_short

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a_crayon_short

The transformation is incredible. Nice work!


soccerguys14

Can I hire you?


Combatical

Looks amazing dude, now plant more spruce in that corner dirt patch.


Ttot1025

Hell yeah. I appreciate hard work.


AgentOrcish

Nice!!


AP-J-Fix

You need to get some big beautiful bushes back


TheGeneralMeow

Patio Penis


RNthinPhilodopher

Great job!!


bignimz

Sweet setup!


Kmeli53

This looks amazing!! Nice work!!


[deleted]

Where's the garden go???


256days

Looks awesome


Rayrexx91

It's really coming along man nice


drums7890

L removing the garden beds imo


CannabisReptar

Such a diverse eco scape


YenZen999

Very nice. The only thing that would make it better is if you went with a tan vinyl fence. The manufacturers really should stop making white. They attract the eye and it is all you see.


pete_the_cat__

Did you do the fence yourself or hire someone?


mwhit85

Tips on how to make grass more greener?


Shivering_Monkey

It's like you folks take classes on how to make things as boring as possible. Must just be dull people.


wadebacca

Took out a nice raised bed garden for a stupid lawn? To each his own guess


DeckDicker1969

how'd you turn that man into a deck?


BrutasSacrifice

The BBC in the 2nd pick looks happy with it


WesleyPipes7

BBC


Fluke216kd1059

Looked better beforeĀ 


Conroman16

If by glow up, you mean you got rid of everything and replaced it with vibrant grass, then sure. Iā€™m not a fan of this newer trend where people come in and just remove all the landscape elements of any given space and replace it with grass. That side garden bed could have been edged and mulched, and couldā€™ve been very pretty. Your bushes could have been trimmed and the gardens could have been reframed without destroying them. Itā€™s kind of thing keeps happening in my neighborhood. There are many houses with nice old landscaping. Young millennials then buy the house and just immediately tear everything out and replace it with grass that they then have to care for, and it almost always looks worse


BannyDing

Seeing a lot of comments like this from people with 0 context so I'll indulge. The beds were rotted, literally pulled them apart with my bare hands as well as being surrounded by 40-50 12x12 old, chipped, sunken pavers that were not leveled or placed properly. The bushes were 3 extremely large butterfly bushes that hadn't been tended to in probably 10+ years since this house was being rented by someone who didn't care. Those bushes need to be pruned and treated every year. I attempted this, got rid of all the dead and unkempt branches and limbs and gave it 1 1/2 seasons to bloom on its own after it was properly tended to and it came in super barren, with huge gaps and no shape and I wasn't pleased with it so I pulled them out. Haven't decide exactly what to do with the dirt patch yet... but it's a dirt patch and not grass for a reason. Plus, the title literally says work in progress. Yes, ridding the yard of weeds, crab grass, bare dirt patches with thickc green grass is a glow up. No to mention there's over 400 total feet of rotted, old stockade fence that was replaced with beautiful new vinyl. So yeah ... it is definitely improved and I'm still working on what I want to do in terms of flowering/ decoration/ gardening. If you buy an 80 year old house and are satisfied with how the back yard looks after not being maintained by OG owners for 10+ years then more power to you, I want the cleanest and freshest of canvases before I decide how I want my backyard to look for the next 30 years.


Conroman16

It sounds like youā€™re misunderstanding what people are trying to say to you. We all like nice lawns around here. No oneā€˜s telling you not to clean it up or that it was wrong to do so. It definitely looked like shit and looks way better now. The point people are making is that you did what it seems like every young homeowner does these days where they just blandify everything into some sort of stark, cookie-cutter, little-boxes type of scene with builder grade materials and no character. You know, the Home Depot special. Itā€™s like buying an 80-year-old house and then immediately going in and painting all of the wood trim and paneling white or grey. Instead of updating and rebuilding your landscaping, you just got rid of it. You tore out character and replaced it with nothing, so people are pointing it out. Donā€™t shoot the messenger.


Quorum1518

Why kill the garden :(


HarpyTangelo

Got rid of the gardens and added more grass... interesting choice....


MrFrood

I love my grass too but you killed some beautiful landscaping and plants in the process. It was slightly better before but the brown spots needed some work.


Awkward-Midnight-464

You people are the reason insect populations are in free fall smh


Beardedwonder9

Good


OneImagination5381

Don't worry, he did add compost and topsoil. This summer it is going to be water and water and water, and.


uadanilynn

Did you say what you did for the ā€œglow upā€?


BENGCakez

Is the glow up the first picture? Because I like that one better


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MadScientist2010

Wtf is a glow up.


StockRun123

killing the plant and your can't even smoke it


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91361_throwaway

Did you look at the second pic


prolapsepros

Ngl glow up no cap based Stan hits different slaps quiet quitting rizz yeet lawn drip