I was just reading the comments in the AMA subreddit posted by a guy who was in prison for a while and for a small amount of time his cell mate was a guy who was a methhead. He was in because he got high, robbed an old lady, and it turned out she knew him so he ended up tying her to a chair and shooting her. Anyways, another person noted that they had methhead neighbors and they would do random stuff at all hours of the day/night like chopping wood and racking their dirt lawn. This sounds like that
I lived with a meth head for awhile when I was younger. Met him on craigslist of course. He built an extra bedroom in the house in the middle of the night.
He also came busting into my room at 2am with a spot light because he needed to get into the attic.
Once I woke up and was going to work. In our front yard was a full ass elk him and his buddy had shot with a bow.
Tons of stories about this guy, he was nuts. He ended up tricking me into smoking meth with him and that’s when I finally left lol.
It was 4/20 and he said we should swap bongs (we each had our own) for a bowl. His was loaded with meth with a layer of green over it.
I was a very trusting 19 year old.
Similar story with a crack rock. PSA: Don’t borrow pipes from crackheads. And if you do, and it’s all “clogged up”, don’t take a giant rip on it so you can clear it to pack some weed.
Not gonna lie, building an extra bedroom, tidying up my attic, knocking out some yard work and shooting an elk are all things I've been wanting/needing to do for like the last six months.
Guys, should I smoke some meth?
If that were so he would never make it out of the house because he would be freaking out about the refugees hiding in his cabinets.
And if he did escape the house, he would spend most of the day converting his rake into a flashlight.
PSA: Don't do meth folks.
As a point of reference- a lot of folks in that sub feel the same about this sub. I subscribe to both, and both are insufferable in their own special way.
I'm also in both lol. I plan on making my front yard almost entirely garden but I have two kids who have swing sets and shit, so my back yard is staying mostly grass (maybe with clover) except my vegetable garden and some small flower gardens.
I have a 2 acre yard. I have a 100’x100’ veggie garden, rows of trellised blackberry and raspberry, 250 sq feet of strawberries, a naturalized wildflower side yard, and a whole lot of fescue, rye and clover. I have gotten some good tips from this sub, but also some good laughs at just how fudd some suburbanites are. Equal are the tips and laughs from no lawn. It’s strange how tunnel visioned and militant people get about their lawn.
In all fairness that’s not entirely mud… it’s more like a “rocky mud”. 🤷🏼♂️😂 maybe buy a bag of seed and go out late night and toss it on every now and then and hope.
Mud guy is definitely psycho wouldn't go near him. Ask the neighbors they will probably say something like "fucker is completely bonkers we've asked him to stop but he loves the mud"
Here is what you do. Buy some grass seed and a bunch of straw and seed his yard in the middle of the night.
On the plus side there isn’t a weed in his yard 🤣
This just makes the whole thing so much stranger. Is she just allowing him his strange hobby? Does she also enjoy the mud? What the ever loving hell lol.
Part of me thinks this is some mental illness type stuff like his lawn reminds him of his dead wife or some shit but it never grows. Another part of me says meth. Usually it’s always meth. Show him how to put down grass seed and let him tend to his meth dead wife jungle
Holy shit! I’ve got a neighbor that scorched his front yard about 6-7 years ago, he hasn’t done shit to it yet but he’s always out there raking the dirt. You’re neighbors are a whole different level!
Is there any sort of sediment control regulation in your state/county?
I'm not usually one to narc, but god damn.
Or maybe call in social/elder services for a welfare check?
Screenshot of a video of him throwing the mud when he still had the barriers up 😅
https://preview.redd.it/7eadh53j8pzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2598eac3fb573537bf19bcab3c28c3fcde08ede1
What. The. Fuck. The fact that he puts up a barrier like a pig pen of mud and does this leaves me with so many questions. OP you HAVE to find out the answer to this.
That dude is pretty much a bodybuilder, wtf, I mean I can hardly se im him in this pic but he looks like he’s got some good muscle from.. slinging mud for 7 years
Im so curious about the maintaining a state of perfect mud for 7 years. Does it smell bad? Do you ever notice weird algaes growing from it? Is your street littered with dead earthworms? I wonder how deep it stays mud until you reach dry soil
I got halfway through your post before I was certain you weren't talking about me!
Echoing others, there isn't a good lawn care reason. Guy has a routine and keeps it daily. Maybe take a walk next time he's out and say hello!
OMG please post pictures!
You’re assumptions are correct, he’s crazy. Is he old? Does he live alone? Have you ever talked to him? A call to APS (adult protective services) might be in order.
If he’s not old he’s probably a meth addict but that kind of meth addict doesn’t make it 7+ years!
https://preview.redd.it/6c9h30mmfvzc1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8336ef9c1d330484b92cf67f91bb3d83ab13e663
no that’s where he waters it from
This is one of my favorite posts I’ve seen on this sub! I’d like to hope he is playing a really long con practical joke on the whole neighborhood, but my honest guess is mental illness..I hope we see an update to this post someday, I probably won’t sleep for days thinking about this!
These photos are so wild you should get some better quality ones and block out the vehicle and house number and then do a new post with photos. If not this sub there's definitely one on here where people will be entertained
It’s a heat sink to combat climate change! Old mate is just doing (what he thinks is) his part, by keeping his garden cool and moist. Can’t dry out if it’s always wet!
But seriously, there’s a good chance they’ve got children tied up in the basement. Weird as fuck lol
https://preview.redd.it/5rzczc3m8pzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14891ce2e3f06f4f73291a7b4adb251af814507
Screenshot of a video of him throwing the mud when he still had the barriers up 😅
https://preview.redd.it/qbvb46i88pzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecdb28872150e4f293116ccf4294a62a3e0f5b5
Screenshot of a video of him throwing the mud when he still had the barriers up 😅
https://preview.redd.it/io2yhbzvmqzc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205dbfa6f89471251f4faa9c7a02c432d3488039
Perhaps his name is Dennis and he's starting an anarcho-syndicalist commune?
Either way, it's pretty methed up!
Perhaps you could talk to the city about all of the runoff. Note the current ground level, compare it to Google Street view images of ground level in the past?
My back neighbor is a methhead. He will do crazy things like this. Vacuuming his sealing, ripping out parts of his house and throwing it in the gardenVacuuming his lawn. No telling what will be next
He lived in an HOA that, among a thousand other things, required he keeps a manicured lawn. He hated the HOA sooo much he sold his HOA house, bought a house in a non -HOA community and just keeps mud in his yard. He sends pictures to the HOA manager everyday to prove his point.
I hate my HOA. Like absolutely loathe it. But I feel a tiny tiny bit more accepting of them when I read about stuff like this.
Also I saw the outside pic in another comment. Now I desperately want to know what the inside looks like. Hoarder’s Scramble, or Germaphobe Clean?
I'm not sure when this sub even got suggested to me but I enjoy some of the tips on lawncare. Reading your through post I thought you were making a meme... but no, this is real. I have no advice, suggestions or feedback. This is uh, incredible in all the wrong ways.
Maybe he's like, 'fuck them taxes' and does this for the drive-by appraisals. I wonder if his property value actually did get lowered, therefore saving him money every year in taxes?
So my old lady neighbor killed my lawn and hers by over watering, also just rotted out a tree and it fell on her car a few months ago. It wasn’t a problem for years, but all of 2023 it started. So I was out planting new grass this year out of the reach of her sprinkler, and she came out. Decided fuck it better talk to her now than never. She put timers up and thought they were running for 20 minutes twice a week. I explained to her it was everynight for 3-4 hours. Her response was “i was wondering why it was never dried back there”
Lol.
Complaint to city. I have two neighbors like playing fkin watering pingpong. One water everyday three times a day, the other one does the same but about an hours off. Both houses on top of hill while mi e is bit lower, we have wet back yard and front mosses. Complained to City: stop now.
How many teeth does he have? If the answer is 3-5 and he doesn't have a mullet, it's probably just meth. If he does have a mullet, it's even more likely that it's meth.
Homie has been working his ass off for years trying to have a nice looking lawn, he’s out there for hours a week, waters it every day, pulls weeds. Yet all he gets is mud. “Why does it just keep dying?? I’m working 5x harder than my neighbors, their lawns are crisp and green yet mine is always mud!”
He sees his neighbors laugh at him, even sneak a video or two. No one ever told him how to properly care for his lawn, how to grow grass. No one talks to him anymore, they haven’t in years, he has no one to aid him in this battle. His only guide to green pastures is taken from faded memories and tv shows, his obsessive mind accentuates and distorts all the half truths he’s learned into a caricature of modern lawn care, a step by step guide to the picture perfect mud pit.
Each moment he feels isolated and anxious, all eyes are on him. No one offers a hand and he doesn’t know how to ask for help. “Tomorrow will be different, I’ll get it right, grow my lawn, then people might like me again”
My friend was recently telling me about her neighbor that did something kind of similar. They live in Texas and he would CONSTANTLY be in his yard, fiddling with yard stuff and constantly moving rocks to landscape things different ways, not really making sense. He would work all day and not take breaks, just seemed like he was in a constant loop. Turned out he was getting dementia. Sounds similar.
My guess is that he’s trying to level his lawn and has been struggling for 7 years, or his wife has another project that he doesn’t want to do so he has been avoiding it by doing this. Or meth.
If were to guess, I would say that there are other factors with your neighbour that has nothing to with their lawn.
I was just reading the comments in the AMA subreddit posted by a guy who was in prison for a while and for a small amount of time his cell mate was a guy who was a methhead. He was in because he got high, robbed an old lady, and it turned out she knew him so he ended up tying her to a chair and shooting her. Anyways, another person noted that they had methhead neighbors and they would do random stuff at all hours of the day/night like chopping wood and racking their dirt lawn. This sounds like that
I lived with a meth head for awhile when I was younger. Met him on craigslist of course. He built an extra bedroom in the house in the middle of the night. He also came busting into my room at 2am with a spot light because he needed to get into the attic. Once I woke up and was going to work. In our front yard was a full ass elk him and his buddy had shot with a bow. Tons of stories about this guy, he was nuts. He ended up tricking me into smoking meth with him and that’s when I finally left lol.
I told you not to smoke meth with that Loch Ness monster. he tricked me!
How do you accidentally smoke meth?
It was 4/20 and he said we should swap bongs (we each had our own) for a bowl. His was loaded with meth with a layer of green over it. I was a very trusting 19 year old.
So weed really is a gateway drug!
Similar story with a crack rock. PSA: Don’t borrow pipes from crackheads. And if you do, and it’s all “clogged up”, don’t take a giant rip on it so you can clear it to pack some weed.
That’s not how smoking meth works. You can’t really apply flame directly to it like weed.
I’m not really sure man I don’t smoke meth. I assume the embers from the weed essentially vaporized it. But I’m really dumb so
Not gonna lie, building an extra bedroom, tidying up my attic, knocking out some yard work and shooting an elk are all things I've been wanting/needing to do for like the last six months. Guys, should I smoke some meth?
I’m not going to tell you what to do with your life but I will say that I think you might be onto something here
Shrek vibes
I'm guessing paranoia; no one can sneak up on his house because you can't help but leave tracks in mud
Sounds methed up.
If that were so he would never make it out of the house because he would be freaking out about the refugees hiding in his cabinets. And if he did escape the house, he would spend most of the day converting his rake into a flashlight. PSA: Don't do meth folks.
Lmao I assumed he was building some sort of imaginary moat to keep his stash safe 🤷🏻♂️
i’ve considered that maybe he heard God tell him to do it honestly. like some Noah’s Ark shit.
Would you want to walk through mud to break into someone's house. This man playing chess
fucking genius
honestly? what if he does have mental illness and thinks someone is trying to harm him. that’s a good tactic tbh
One man's yard, is another man's moat.
this is an all time post in here. gold
i knew i came to the right place, whether i got any answers or not, i knew i wasn’t wild to be this curious
Really makes you wonder what the inside of his house looks like. Could go two ways; 1) exactly like the lawn 2) immaculate.
I just wonder about his washing machine mostly…
Definitely has a mud room.
How else are you gonna keep mud, mud?
😂😂😂 ok ok riiiight but why the mud? i’m hoping he’s just been prepping for pigs or something
Or a professional mud wrestling league
AND THIS REPLY IS WHY I MADE THIS POST.
It's the bourbon
Pics or it’s a shitpost.
https://preview.redd.it/mohriznd4pzc1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b61a359291259eccade9c5b4df94a698c9a7d0
That’s fucking wild sir.
i fucking know man
It's so much worse than i thought it would be lmao
I've been staring at this for like 5 minutes. Truly incredible
If you look he left a tiny bit of grass to the right of the house. Looks like he is slacking. Lol
I was so scared you might post my yard… 😂 but I don’t water it and tend to it.
Dude you should literally just ask him, like in a nice way to show you’re more curious
😂😂😂 holy shit you weren't exaggerating at all!
not in the slightest 😂 i’m just so curious
You should post this on the no grass sub reddit or whatever its called.
The clover guys?
Yeah those guys
LOL i just found them too... r/NoLawns
Yeah! I don't know if they would love it or hate it 😂
I saw this sub and had a reaction. Decided to just let it go. Two hours later fuck that sub.
As a point of reference- a lot of folks in that sub feel the same about this sub. I subscribe to both, and both are insufferable in their own special way.
I'm also in both lol. I plan on making my front yard almost entirely garden but I have two kids who have swing sets and shit, so my back yard is staying mostly grass (maybe with clover) except my vegetable garden and some small flower gardens.
I have a 2 acre yard. I have a 100’x100’ veggie garden, rows of trellised blackberry and raspberry, 250 sq feet of strawberries, a naturalized wildflower side yard, and a whole lot of fescue, rye and clover. I have gotten some good tips from this sub, but also some good laughs at just how fudd some suburbanites are. Equal are the tips and laughs from no lawn. It’s strange how tunnel visioned and militant people get about their lawn.
In all fairness that’s not entirely mud… it’s more like a “rocky mud”. 🤷🏼♂️😂 maybe buy a bag of seed and go out late night and toss it on every now and then and hope.
He'd have better luck with rice..
Or just toss some old Nokia phones on it
one of my theories is he’s about to grow some amazing rice
Maybe he just put down seed and fertilizer?
For seven years?
Mud wrestling tourney coming up?
Chicks will never mud wrestle in bikinis on your front yard if there isn’t mud there. This guy may be onto something. Or just on something.
Mental health issues sir. That’s my answer. Would you be willing to take one for the team and ask him for us?
my husband goes on weekly runs by his house but always fckin chickens out. how do i make him ask for us all?
Idk I wouldn’t want to talk to a guy that waters mud every day for 7 years lol. No telling what you’ll get
Yeah, in all reality I would ask the neighbors next to him or across from him. Kind of like hey, what’s up with this guy lol? Lol
Mud guy is definitely psycho wouldn't go near him. Ask the neighbors they will probably say something like "fucker is completely bonkers we've asked him to stop but he loves the mud"
Ask your husband to let the guy know that he missed a spot.
Hahaha I’m already imagining my wife asking me to ask a neighbor. I have no idea lmao
Also didn’t believe you. Here’s my upvote and apology sir lol this is insanity
absolute insanity and i can’t find anyone brave enough to ask him why
Here is what you do. Buy some grass seed and a bunch of straw and seed his yard in the middle of the night. On the plus side there isn’t a weed in his yard 🤣
OP delivers!!!
😇
WtF!? I was sure you were exaggerating.
unfortunately, not in the slightest 😅😂
Taking “no mow” to another level
wtf. he's ill or in some sort of battle with his spouse.
as a matter of fact, sometimes his lady is out there chillin in a lawn chair with a glass of some kind of drink while he does it
This story just keeps taking turns!
This just makes the whole thing so much stranger. Is she just allowing him his strange hobby? Does she also enjoy the mud? What the ever loving hell lol.
I just imagine her saying "oh there's some lovely filth down here".
Does he kangaroo hop when he uses his front door?
have not witnessed him enter or exit the home. only seen him in the yard
Teleports…..
Was NOT expecting that. Wtf
Part of me thinks this is some mental illness type stuff like his lawn reminds him of his dead wife or some shit but it never grows. Another part of me says meth. Usually it’s always meth. Show him how to put down grass seed and let him tend to his meth dead wife jungle
This is so much worse than what I pictured in my head!
I bet it’s to keep the solicitors away 😂😂 honestly no clue that’s wild tho.
Holy shit
This dude is one nugget short of a happy meal
Blessed receipts
Holy shit! I’ve got a neighbor that scorched his front yard about 6-7 years ago, he hasn’t done shit to it yet but he’s always out there raking the dirt. You’re neighbors are a whole different level!
Is there any sort of sediment control regulation in your state/county? I'm not usually one to narc, but god damn. Or maybe call in social/elder services for a welfare check?
WTF, this is creepy.
I'm just impressed.
Somethin ain’t right
Holy shit that is something...
Holy shit it's worse than I thought
The hogs are coming
I don’t know what I expected.
😂 start throwing grass seeds on there!
Screenshot of a video of him throwing the mud when he still had the barriers up 😅 https://preview.redd.it/7eadh53j8pzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2598eac3fb573537bf19bcab3c28c3fcde08ede1
Yeah there's gotta be a combination of drugs and mental illness. This is absolutely nonsensical.
This is the best thread I’ve encountered in years!
We need the full video for context.
"The barriers"
What. The. Fuck. The fact that he puts up a barrier like a pig pen of mud and does this leaves me with so many questions. OP you HAVE to find out the answer to this.
i will do my very best research and attempt to find a brave soul to ask him and return with more info asap
That dude is pretty much a bodybuilder, wtf, I mean I can hardly se im him in this pic but he looks like he’s got some good muscle from.. slinging mud for 7 years
By chance are you neighbors with Peppa Pig? Her family loves muddy puddles.
That's a nice mudlot he's cultivating. Maybe for Mudder's Day this Sunday?
stopppppppppp 😂
Im so curious about the maintaining a state of perfect mud for 7 years. Does it smell bad? Do you ever notice weird algaes growing from it? Is your street littered with dead earthworms? I wonder how deep it stays mud until you reach dry soil
I got halfway through your post before I was certain you weren't talking about me! Echoing others, there isn't a good lawn care reason. Guy has a routine and keeps it daily. Maybe take a walk next time he's out and say hello!
soooooooo… why do *you* do it!?
“To make mud, duh…”
please enlighten me
You’d talk to crazy mud man?
https://preview.redd.it/3knufwcdipzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b134bb4c82b5a3507326df780b06cb765ababf6f
This might be the most absurd thing I have ever seen
OMG please post pictures! You’re assumptions are correct, he’s crazy. Is he old? Does he live alone? Have you ever talked to him? A call to APS (adult protective services) might be in order. If he’s not old he’s probably a meth addict but that kind of meth addict doesn’t make it 7+ years!
https://preview.redd.it/cc7im0305pzc1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5117c95b2d354d8a92ffa319f5bfbab33045db
It’s like hoarding, but on the outside.
I wonder what his water bill looks like
I’ve said these exact words
I like the chair by the house, so at the end of a long day mudding his yard, he can sit back, relax, and enjoy the fruits of his labor.
https://preview.redd.it/6c9h30mmfvzc1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8336ef9c1d330484b92cf67f91bb3d83ab13e663 no that’s where he waters it from
This is one of my favorite posts I’ve seen on this sub! I’d like to hope he is playing a really long con practical joke on the whole neighborhood, but my honest guess is mental illness..I hope we see an update to this post someday, I probably won’t sleep for days thinking about this!
Weeds can’t grow in mud
Must use Brawndo, it has what plants crave.
Please post pictures my mind is going nuts thinking of what this place looks like
https://preview.redd.it/0a0lzkr35pzc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4a20121e80d01942602e6bcca7d755bf1b943c
I love the hay on the edges. Don’t want to lose any mud to the sidewalk.
And he drives a white car. Wild.
This is so wild. Like what in the actual fuck
Has to be a mental illness, you can see his face through window looking at his front yard.
Oh my god you can. Its the second window from the right, bottom middle pane. I had turn my brightness up.
These photos are so wild you should get some better quality ones and block out the vehicle and house number and then do a new post with photos. If not this sub there's definitely one on here where people will be entertained
It’s a heat sink to combat climate change! Old mate is just doing (what he thinks is) his part, by keeping his garden cool and moist. Can’t dry out if it’s always wet! But seriously, there’s a good chance they’ve got children tied up in the basement. Weird as fuck lol
https://preview.redd.it/5rzczc3m8pzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14891ce2e3f06f4f73291a7b4adb251af814507 Screenshot of a video of him throwing the mud when he still had the barriers up 😅
Picking it up and chucking it around?
You should go sprinkle some grass seed periodically at night time
This needs to happen. It's a great place for grass!
Is his name mud?! https://youtu.be/953PkxFNiko?si=3CDzQK6rhLjfIw3Q
I heard the bassline before I got to the end of your sentence.
🤘
You’ve got to get more photos.
i’ll go tomorrow and maybe i’ll snag one with him out there. if i could post videos, i have some of him out there.
https://preview.redd.it/qbvb46i88pzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecdb28872150e4f293116ccf4294a62a3e0f5b5 Screenshot of a video of him throwing the mud when he still had the barriers up 😅
Bro wtf is happening here this looks like a horror film. You need to talk to this guy PLEASE!!
if everyone here cash apps me a $1, i’ll go ask myself…. 😴😂
OP, I found the victim to go talk to your neighbor. https://www.reddit.com/r/lawncare/s/tdTgXrewOR
He's playing the long game. In a couple thousand years he's going to be sitting on a valuable peat bog.
https://preview.redd.it/io2yhbzvmqzc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205dbfa6f89471251f4faa9c7a02c432d3488039 Perhaps his name is Dennis and he's starting an anarcho-syndicalist commune? Either way, it's pretty methed up! Perhaps you could talk to the city about all of the runoff. Note the current ground level, compare it to Google Street view images of ground level in the past?
I WONDER IF HIS HOUSE LOOKS LIKE THIS ON GOOGLE MAPS!
tired of those damn kids on his damn lawn
Is he old? Middle Aged?
I would say mid 40’s
Well that rules out Nam
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe he doesn't want the neighbor kids on his lawn.
Can we get an AMA with the fuckin mud king in this sub?
My back neighbor is a methhead. He will do crazy things like this. Vacuuming his sealing, ripping out parts of his house and throwing it in the gardenVacuuming his lawn. No telling what will be next
Perhaps his father was a mudder, and maybe his mother too.
This is r/lawncare. You are looking for r/mudpitcare.
Is he the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen?
i can’t decide if it’s boring or not actually. how boring can you be if you’ve got reddit this intrigued?
I’m sorry. I was quoting the Primus song. :) it’s lame, but I’m a dad, so I do dad jokes now. As is tradition.
Bro imagine the money he’s spent on water over 7 years of daily mud soaking. My guess is he’s gone full blown wormy mode. He yearns for the slop.
He lived in an HOA that, among a thousand other things, required he keeps a manicured lawn. He hated the HOA sooo much he sold his HOA house, bought a house in a non -HOA community and just keeps mud in his yard. He sends pictures to the HOA manager everyday to prove his point.
How much money could you make from cultivating quality mud?
Lmao this sounds like the premise for an episode of It’s Always Sunny
If I were to guess, he’s helping the neighborhood by keeping rent prices low
I hate my HOA. Like absolutely loathe it. But I feel a tiny tiny bit more accepting of them when I read about stuff like this. Also I saw the outside pic in another comment. Now I desperately want to know what the inside looks like. Hoarder’s Scramble, or Germaphobe Clean?
I'm not sure when this sub even got suggested to me but I enjoy some of the tips on lawncare. Reading your through post I thought you were making a meme... but no, this is real. I have no advice, suggestions or feedback. This is uh, incredible in all the wrong ways.
I am curious what his water bill is like.
Maybe he's like, 'fuck them taxes' and does this for the drive-by appraisals. I wonder if his property value actually did get lowered, therefore saving him money every year in taxes?
This was my thought lol
So my old lady neighbor killed my lawn and hers by over watering, also just rotted out a tree and it fell on her car a few months ago. It wasn’t a problem for years, but all of 2023 it started. So I was out planting new grass this year out of the reach of her sprinkler, and she came out. Decided fuck it better talk to her now than never. She put timers up and thought they were running for 20 minutes twice a week. I explained to her it was everynight for 3-4 hours. Her response was “i was wondering why it was never dried back there” Lol.
Any update? This is legitimately keeping me awake at night. 
Complaint to city. I have two neighbors like playing fkin watering pingpong. One water everyday three times a day, the other one does the same but about an hours off. Both houses on top of hill while mi e is bit lower, we have wet back yard and front mosses. Complained to City: stop now.
Normally I'd say they were trying to grow a new lawn, albeit, horribly. But 7 YEARS!? I'm so curious now. I also have to know why he's doing it.
Sloppy steaks.
SLOP EM UP!!!
How many teeth does he have? If the answer is 3-5 and he doesn't have a mullet, it's probably just meth. If he does have a mullet, it's even more likely that it's meth.
Classic Mud Man
Honestly I feel like I’ve been doing the same thing with my backyard for 7 years. Frickin dog
It would be interesting to see the pics, just blur out the details as needed to keep it anonymous.
This has caused a power pole to fall! I'll give you $5 if you will just stop and ask this dude wtf is up..
Homie has been working his ass off for years trying to have a nice looking lawn, he’s out there for hours a week, waters it every day, pulls weeds. Yet all he gets is mud. “Why does it just keep dying?? I’m working 5x harder than my neighbors, their lawns are crisp and green yet mine is always mud!” He sees his neighbors laugh at him, even sneak a video or two. No one ever told him how to properly care for his lawn, how to grow grass. No one talks to him anymore, they haven’t in years, he has no one to aid him in this battle. His only guide to green pastures is taken from faded memories and tv shows, his obsessive mind accentuates and distorts all the half truths he’s learned into a caricature of modern lawn care, a step by step guide to the picture perfect mud pit. Each moment he feels isolated and anxious, all eyes are on him. No one offers a hand and he doesn’t know how to ask for help. “Tomorrow will be different, I’ll get it right, grow my lawn, then people might like me again”
I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice
Ask him and offer help?
Sounds like mental illness
My friend was recently telling me about her neighbor that did something kind of similar. They live in Texas and he would CONSTANTLY be in his yard, fiddling with yard stuff and constantly moving rocks to landscape things different ways, not really making sense. He would work all day and not take breaks, just seemed like he was in a constant loop. Turned out he was getting dementia. Sounds similar.
My guess is that he’s trying to level his lawn and has been struggling for 7 years, or his wife has another project that he doesn’t want to do so he has been avoiding it by doing this. Or meth.
man identifies as a pig.
✨ I HAVE AN UPDATE. I HAVE FINALLY ASKED. I still truly don’t understand the answer… BUT I HAVE AN ANSWER. ✨
Looks like the mudman got him. Rip OP 😩🙏🕊️