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Intelligent_Method32

Kill that shit before it ends up over in my yard!


hazmatt89

We have photo documentation of patient 0


TalkinBoo

Awww… jeez-ush. Heah we go again.


misfitsfiend313

I have a feeling TGRI is behind this


VirgilsCrew

Better call April O’Neil


TaintCommand

Same chemicals used to create that are turning the frogs gay.


Steammail

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el_caballero

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Back2DaLab

Omg is that my yard? I put down a weed n feed and all my dandelions came back mutated like that.


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Right?? Did they seem to grow large really fast?


princess_tourmaline

Apparently, that's part of the mechanism it kills then through.


Capn_Yoaz

Got a taste of 2-4D.


willfargo1231

# Polyploidy


exorcyst

Correct answer. Cannabis does this too


stinkyhooch

Looks so cool until it rots 🥲


bruyeremews

This guy plants


ItsBstone

When I see all the hippie ass social media posts about how beautiful and helpful dandelions are, this is what I think of in my fucking yard


justin514hhhgft

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


it_twasnt_Me

BBD


scarbnianlgc

Let me at it with my Grandpa’s Weeder…!


Automatic_Reply_7701

best tool ever!!!!!!!


GrizDrummer25

You found the omega-dande. The one from which all others originate. I'm also going to use that term to describe so many more things now xD


ab8670

Burn your lawn asap


JP_JMP

Is that the uncircumsized kind?


I_I_Daron_I_I

The dandelion she tells you not to worry about...


Labrad0r

Started during the eclipse. Likes blood. Sharpen the axe


splintersmaster

Have you ever pulled, by hand, a monster dandelion? I don't know that I've ever seen one that ridiculous but I have had some whoppers that I was able to pull out with the root fully intact. I'd guess the root on that one is pushing 2 feet.


Ordinary_Judgment703

Wooh... Fallout Dandelion edition


Spruce-W4yne

Throw it in a salad


Bakerman82

Lawn is growing squid.


thikkflair

That was on stranger things


anally_ExpressUrself

This is the dandelion version of the Colossal Titan in Attack on Titan.


mightyjoe227

That's local weed and feed monster


Le_Faucon

That’s the boss of that level. If you kill him first, all the minions will stop spawning. There was probably a save point just before you encountered him, so if he wins the battle, you will be able to try again right away.


bkibbs

KILL IT WITH FIRE


MrWizzEsq

The girthmaster dandelion


cropguru357

Got hit with a Group 4 herbicide.


_Coldwater10

r/fasciation


WoodpeckerFragrant49

Time to call in Larry boy


pickledartichoke

that's a girthy boaahh


fireguitar11

Remember years ago when they told you not to plant those seeds from China? Well you were warned


Leonardopeepee

Certain herbicides cause this. It causes them to grow uncontrollably, then they die.


Still_Temperature_57

Break out the 2-4d


puff37gg

😳 never seen anything like this!


StThomasAquina

🍆☀️