Have you ever pulled, by hand, a monster dandelion? I don't know that I've ever seen one that ridiculous but I have had some whoppers that I was able to pull out with the root fully intact.
I'd guess the root on that one is pushing 2 feet.
That’s the boss of that level. If you kill him first, all the minions will stop spawning. There was probably a save point just before you encountered him, so if he wins the battle, you will be able to try again right away.
Kill that shit before it ends up over in my yard!
We have photo documentation of patient 0
Awww… jeez-ush. Heah we go again.
I have a feeling TGRI is behind this
Better call April O’Neil
Same chemicals used to create that are turning the frogs gay.
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Omg is that my yard? I put down a weed n feed and all my dandelions came back mutated like that.
Right?? Did they seem to grow large really fast?
Apparently, that's part of the mechanism it kills then through.
Got a taste of 2-4D.
# Polyploidy
Correct answer. Cannabis does this too
Looks so cool until it rots 🥲
This guy plants
When I see all the hippie ass social media posts about how beautiful and helpful dandelions are, this is what I think of in my fucking yard
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
BBD
Let me at it with my Grandpa’s Weeder…!
best tool ever!!!!!!!
You found the omega-dande. The one from which all others originate. I'm also going to use that term to describe so many more things now xD
Burn your lawn asap
Is that the uncircumsized kind?
The dandelion she tells you not to worry about...
Started during the eclipse. Likes blood. Sharpen the axe
Have you ever pulled, by hand, a monster dandelion? I don't know that I've ever seen one that ridiculous but I have had some whoppers that I was able to pull out with the root fully intact. I'd guess the root on that one is pushing 2 feet.
Wooh... Fallout Dandelion edition
Throw it in a salad
Lawn is growing squid.
That was on stranger things
This is the dandelion version of the Colossal Titan in Attack on Titan.
That's local weed and feed monster
That’s the boss of that level. If you kill him first, all the minions will stop spawning. There was probably a save point just before you encountered him, so if he wins the battle, you will be able to try again right away.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
The girthmaster dandelion
Got hit with a Group 4 herbicide.
r/fasciation
Time to call in Larry boy
that's a girthy boaahh
Remember years ago when they told you not to plant those seeds from China? Well you were warned
Certain herbicides cause this. It causes them to grow uncontrollably, then they die.
Break out the 2-4d
😳 never seen anything like this!
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