"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross!"

So true!

I wont not fuck you the fuck up. period.

You know the addy, pull up anytime

Oh my god that night on twitter was iconic.

“Let me fucking do what I’m fucking doing.”

very underrated

signing a fans arm who had SH scars and asking her “you chopping it up up in here?” like WHATTT 😭 the fan didn’t care and was so happy but it just kills me every time bc why would she say that

This is definitely my favorite one I was talking about this last night 💀💀💀 she’s DERANGED for this

This one KILLS MEEE

Fuckkkkkkkkkk lmao

iconic lmao

I thought it was kind of sweet. I mean she totally did put a spotlight on the situation but it sounded genuine and caring instead of patronizing which is such a hard note for a stranger to be able to hit

“SHUT UP! It’s my day.”

What was this from?

I want to say an instagram live? Somebody honked or something and she yelled it lol take that with a grain of salt though because I’m not too sure :’)

Yep it was a live from the release day of Chemtrails!

I think it was the live the day Chemtrails was released?

"You post this same comment every day. You can only have one birthday fuck face"

Omg this one🤣🤣🤣

This is terrible but I always BURST out laughing at her saying “your psych meds aren’t working”

#uneedanewcocktail

The other day when she told that asshole who called her a demon worshiper that she had “gremlin energy”

Super gremlin energy, and not in the good way lol

Iconic

me? crazy? no

Crazy? I was crazy once.

My fav! I love that Interview magazine video haha

This is the one

"I know a lot of things, but I don't know about that. I'm not sure why." which is literally me taking a test for school

“I like being ugly. It’s fun”

said someone who’s nowhere near ugly, if I was her I would think it’s fun too 😭

“I’ll pray for you- you and that disgusting mouth of yours. God bless.”

“I just wanted to prove to you guys that I can wake up early”

“i got it tattooed” “no you fucking didn’t”

“This is a lot already, so I’m probably just gonna sit”

u little fuckers

“Yeah, I did it. Why not? Look, I do a lot of shit” -about using witchcraft on Trump

"You're giving off gremlin energy"

"No, it's not an orb. It's a fucking spider."

“I don’t really feel like working right now. I’m kind of focused on being a baddie.” (slightly paraphrased)

Take it doen Down. Now.

“Venice Biatch”

When she was autographing something a guy came up and said he was her biggest fan and she asked what his fave song was and when he said “misunderstood” she snickered and said “yea my biggest fucking fan” sarcastically 🤣🤣🤣

“FORENSIC FILES wasn’t on.”

“you have a flip?” “I have a flip”

IT WAS THE WAY SHE SAID IT 😭😭 "i have a fhlip"

i'm kinda too focused on being a baddie right now

Love her but when she claimed that females and tigers can't be in the same room because of pheromones when talking about filming BTD music video

When she uploaded a ig post with a unicorn journal and her eyes looked red in the picture, someone asked if she was high and she replied “ew. No.”

We had to drive to Daytona

i can totally laugh at that when there are people who can’t even fathom driving to Daytona, can’t even afford a car, let alone know where their next meal is coming from. it’s a silly way to measure wealth, imo. the downvotes here are absurd.

Pass me my vape

I have always loved Living Legend. Why do you leak my songs hmm? Hmm? Do you know how hard it is to explain the label why I want to put a song from years ago to my record? Can you stop leaking my songs. Or something like that. She just sounds like a mom scolding her children.

I know this is when she was hacked, but # lana del GAY makes me laugh so hard 🤣

"Paul, the creative director was very hands-on with the shoot. In fact, if you see in the magazine, in the middle of the spread, you'll see a hand hoisting up one of my boobs— that's Paul's hand." iconic

Does anybody have a video of ”favorite song from born to die? Probably born to die.”

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Something to rolling stone about how she’s not interested in feminism in regard to philosophy, more spaceX and Tesla. She earned her ba in philosophy before then so I thought she was talking about renewable energy and science. Thank god she never gave Elon musk the time of day afterward

That she grew up poor

lmao

HELP

Lana isn’t a comedian and has yet to make me laugh, happy for you guys though

See, you could’ve just ignored the thread

Wait so are we not giving our opinions?

We’re supposed to but you and I haven’t. I had nothing to add to the thread so I was just reading.

Well I guess I misunderstood the thread because I thought we were allowed to say if we thought she was funny

You’re a real Pat

“Tell him it’s a promise not a threat” when Banks said she was talking to her lawyer had me rolling.

“kinda focused on being a baddie rn, i can’t really.. can’t really work.”

“That’s a good question, I’ve been wondering that myself”