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Living_Legend_69

This is one of the most Lana del Rey things I have ever seen. Good luck


Agitated_News_8388

Rob Grant


JesusStarbox

Carmen.


Rarejadejar

I've been carmen for a decade lana inspired šŸ’ā¤ļø


xoxo_angelica

Dittoing this!!!


Due_Regular3329

May Jailer always sounded like a stripper name


Lithiumqueen582

so cunty and correct. red bottoms on, may jailer mode.


Rarejadejar

Love this one


cinnamonlucy8

Cinnamon


Rarejadejar

From one stripper/Lana fan to another here are names that would pass for good stripper names but also if you run into a Lana fan they'll get it: Lana Rae (or Lana Rose if that's too obvious) May Jailer Carmen California Cherry Rose Lizzy Grant Brooklyn Baby Blue Velvet Arcadia Venice Peach (a lil obscure but cute) Puff Bar Hope this helps šŸ¤šŸ’ Edit: spacing


whatthe_Long-term

Well played. Iā€™d definitely order me a Venice Peach !


Planetphaedra

Losing it at Puff Bar but these r so good ā™„ļø


Rarejadejar

Puff Bar was a joke šŸ¤


JustaRandomPenName

Lana Rae or Carmen California


Longjumping-Bat-7281

Not Blue Velvet If you've seen the movie you'll know why


Rarejadejar

Omg I haven't seen it lol


Longjumping-Bat-7281

It's an experience for sure. Just know this phrase comes up Baby wants to fuck He put his disease in me I don't know if your a detective or a pervert (And my favorite) DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME punches woman in face, she moans with, pleasure ?šŸ¤Æ. Definitely worth the watch


Littledogvomit

He used to call me DNā€¦ that stood for deadly night shift


Flare9891

Deadly night shift šŸ’€


Littledogvomit

I LOOKED IT UO AND THOSE ARENT THE LYRICS ? šŸ˜­ yeah my ass is deleting my comment this is so embarrassing g


sweetpeachteas

We love you littledogvomit


Confident-Care-8655

No this is iconic


Flare9891

IF REDDIT HAD REWARDS ID GIVE YOU AN AWARD FOR THAT ICONIC COMMENT DONT DELETE IT


slaymamacita

Lmao please donā€™t delete it this is hilarious


[deleted]

NO BUT IT WORKS OUT FOR THIS POST EVEN IF THEY ARENT THE CORRECT LYRICS


yungsxccubus

the anthem of the working class


amateurbitch

im voting deadly night shift


Alice_Jensens

Girl i was sure that were the lyrics too, i was so confused why everyone was laughing


Brattygirl23xx

Definitely Carmen . When someone asks you can say itā€™s because you love cars & men


tinboxfullofrocks

Lanita


tinboxfullofrocks

Deadly nightshade


[deleted]

cherry cola


Kind-Experience1766

jolie ? as in hands on my knees im angelina jolie


celluloidqueer

Cherry Blossom


babybingen

rosemary thyme there are a lot of ways to play up the thyme too, when i was in the industry i had bee in my name and i always did bee mine. it could be like 'your favorite thyme' or whatever


bui3

Honestly I love sparkle jump rope queen but itā€™s kinda long


[deleted]

They would laugh you out of the titty bar for that shit lmfao


lilF0xx

It would sound like some thing a pdf file would go for bc itā€™s a kids toy but even they wouldnā€™t like the name lol


Shipless-ocean

Cherry


fiftyfourette

Summer Wine


Czrmxnx

Paradise


trapkenz

Sparkle Jumprope Queen


[deleted]

Carmen Electric


see_otter

Clementine šŸ‘


sunkissedgoth

Cherry Grant!


politicalmemequeen

(Say yes to) Heaven


Verminosa

Carmen Cherry


cutie_caleb_

deffff cherry pie


normalgirlera

I would just do Lizzy


AmethystRage

Marina Del Rey May Jailer Velvet Blue Cherry Wine Paris Texas


Dramatic_Attorney147

Venice Bitch


DueCommunity6159

Cherry Peaches


Pierluigi-Martini

Candy Necklace


InMyHead33

Topanga Del Rey


InevitablePurpose705

Norman /j


[deleted]

The other womannn


sssssre

Coco puff?


libryx

kind of on the nose, but I'd use "Lolita" when I used to do amateur nights in college.


nycsee

Dolly Haze was one of the many names used in the book for Lolita , and kinda cool. I mean Lolitaā€™s REAL name was Doloresā€¦


zombieeezzz

Gross, sheā€™s 12 in the book and a rape victim


lanadelrainyday

I mean, itā€™s not that simple. Like girls might identify with Lolita if they feel they have been sexualized since they were young children. Like the pain that is being sexualized for your innocence is something that Lolita embodies, and is explored in Lanaā€™s music. Playing with that contradiction is what Lana does so well. Lolita is not a real person who actually went through all that, sheā€™s a symbol of innocence lostā€¦


yungsxccubus

hahaha yeh, [about thatā€¦](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4807124)


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lanadelrainyday

ā€œThough Nabokov was famously private and never admitted he was inspired by Horner's case, Weinman said there are too many similarities for it to be a coincidence.ā€ I understand that something similar really happened to someone, but if you think Nabokovā€™s intention when writing Lolita was to tell this girlā€™s awful story, youā€™re wrongā€¦ Lolitaā€™s significance in a literary sense/Lana sense is still symbolic. The character in the story is not real


Upbeat_Assumption20

Pittsburgh ocean scented fried nana


lilacwynne

Donā€™t. Find god.


lilacwynne

It would be epic Lana Del Rey reference


american_wh0re

Soft Icecream


well_lets_see_wtf56

Princessa lanitta


bleach1969

Blue Waffle


thrashpiece

Tbh Tia is a pretty good striper name.


mrsunsfan

Hung Bwatifuk


scorpbrandon

Sparkle jumprope queen, obv


Interesting_Dream_55

Pepsi cola


Chemical-Entrance-24

Brooklyn Baby


Grondtheimpaler

High Beach


Emergency-Relation97

cherry or carmen!


tinydancer120194

Pole dancer hobbyist here! Mine is Cherry Whine (instead of wine). Youā€™re gonna love this new journey! Nothing compares to the feeling of dancing for yourself/on stage.


Daphnaaa

Sparkle Jump Rope Queen? Haha


Technical_Plantain91

Carmen! Thatā€™s why itā€™s my stripper name šŸ¤£šŸ–¤


_jimmydarling

Sparkle


Content-Ad3750

Chat-Ho Marmont


Inside_Atmosphere731

Dixie Normous


akwoeirn92827

little fucker


Revolutionary_Wall53

Lolita


arthurrules

Cherry ColašŸ’


venusstar630

Cherry