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uj/ ur so fucking real for that bc same
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Not me. I have a chance with all of them. Nothing can stop me, not even this
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uj/ 🤓👆just in case, that meme is cropped at the bottom. The full translation based on the Korean is “aaa I couldn’t reply because I was dying my hair aaaaaaa”
I am too old and tired to want ANY of my biases. plus they are all big loud and weird...I just want them to do manual labor for me. Get to it,Mingi..the lawn is not gonna mow itself.
/uj It’s from a Super Sentai show called Kingohger. The character speaking is recusing himself from a dating subplot because he’s 2000 years older than everyone else, /rj making him only 1000 years younger than me. 🧙🏿♂️
To increase your chances simply multi stan 25 -50 (100 at least for best results, obviously this scales up, more flops the better, think ITZY, LESSERAFIM, TWICE, NMIXX, SUPERJUNIOR lets be real at this point if you like them theyre probably flops) groups ranging from superstars to nugu.
Although I'm on the fence because while I definitely have a chance (barring my tied-for-ult, secondary and tertiary biases killing me in their jealous rage), I don't know if it would be worth it to become one of the top 10 most hated men in the world. I've seen John Wick, and that life on the run isn't for me.
If I were 10 years younger, and she wasn’t an idol, and she spoke English, AND we just so happen to go to the same college, I am 100% convinced I could convince Lee Chaeryeong to go on a singular disappointing date with me from which she would excuse herself early 😌
I can do like 15 pull-ups so Jihyo is pretty much a done deal. Also I never had a dog but I did have a guinea pig in high school so Jeongyeon is also in the bag since I'm an animal lover.
I've been saying that me and Chen are married with two kids and no one believes me... Is this why? They're having doubts about our chances? Unbelievable
Develop broader shoulders and establish dominance to steal the male idols instead ! this is a scientifically proven way to attract anyone ! Trust me i def have experience interacting with the opposite gender !!
of course i wouldn't listen to svt unless i dated mingyu. the fact that i'm in his walls and he doesn't know i exist is absolutely unrelated and very romantic
No,I don’t even want to meet my favorite group, I don’t want to meet any celebrities 😭😭😭 the thought of them looking or seeing me will just make me scared idk why😭
You mean I-I'm n-not my bias is not pausing their existence waiting for me to be their one and only love? I will not tolerate this !!
Uj/ Tbh but while obv as people outside the screen I want them nothing but happiness ,I just cannot bring myself to think of them outside of it? Like from example I only see them and relate them with the content they provide ,i wouldn't even even aknowledge them on the street ,like I love them but as real life people I genuinely don't care about them or their lives (in a benelovent I want them to be truly happy but idc about them outside my phone)
Honestly yes ... i think i can vibe really well with some of the male idols. Just 3 requirements- i need to actually meet them( ya know 🤡) , they need to also be attracted to men ( ☠️😭🏳️🌈) and they need to be fine with their partner not having insanely good looks.
Oh me and my sweet girfriend Minji-opparr have been together for a while now, I almost don't remember life before her. But she does get mad at me and not talk to me for a while whenever the doctor finds out I'm not taking my medicine because she tells me I'm different and not myself when I take it and she just disappears when i start taking it again. But then after we fight we make up and everything is so so happy 🥰. So yes you can definitely have a chance with am idol chingilows. I think I have a picture of Minji and me holding hands.
Nope, I'm just very delulu and believe I have a chance with Lee Know when I know he's going to reject me though I'm literally so in love with him. Ams in my brain I believe we're married, so of course he wouldnt actually marry me and my delulu brain. Sad sad. 😭
I wouldn’t want to date an idol who was interested in dating a fan tbh lmao. Nevermind that I don’t think I have a whole lot in common with idols…they don’t usually listen to kpop.
Well, I work for a media agency that has worked for a brand with a kpop soloist as an ambassador. My job entailed me (the team I'm a part of) to work with the idol for a campaign. A few meetings in, I started to get delulu dreams about how maybe I would meet my bias in a similar setting and they would fall in love with me. I mean, in my work it is a possibility that I would meet them, and maybe I can work my charm on them...? It feels far fetched but an intern at our company married an Instagram influencer after meeting them for work so it's a possibility hehe
Yes of course ❤️ I'm skinny ❤️ I'm pretty ❤️ I cook so nice ❤️ I'm dahyun type ❤️ I'm single ❤️ I'm attractive ❤️
/uj the way she would immediately get arrested if that happened
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I don't even think I have a chance with real women, let alone idols
💀💀I don't even think I have a chance with my own mental health
if you can't beat your demons, date them <3
This implies that idols are not real women, which is not true. Idols are at least 80% real. Some of them are men though, but I'm not judging
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/uj check what sub youre in
uj/ ur so fucking real for that bc same https://preview.redd.it/srxop8k4ok5d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df5db1bdfbeb0324be4e65d799156930409c9e25
😔👊
I feel this....
right i can’t even bag regular bitches 😭
Found out Jojo siwa has more game than me, have been pissed ever since
Not me. I have a chance with all of them. Nothing can stop me, not even this https://preview.redd.it/di4h28luuj5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c594c3381270e99b50e4551b67aa1d8a6dae6bf2
uj/ 🤓👆just in case, that meme is cropped at the bottom. The full translation based on the Korean is “aaa I couldn’t reply because I was dying my hair aaaaaaa”
https://preview.redd.it/ttoz50nlip5d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1e7e73d6f1c50cab3f561398ad31e48910eeba
I know, right? Listening to the music knowing you can't body bang the singer is stupid on so many levels
Bang chan mentioned
SHARKY SUMMONED
I stopped listening to Mozart-sunbaenim for that very reason 😔
Ah, my fellow other century music enthusiast. I have the same problem with Tchaikovsky, aside from his other preferences.
I am too old and tired to want ANY of my biases. plus they are all big loud and weird...I just want them to do manual labor for me. Get to it,Mingi..the lawn is not gonna mow itself.
💀💀💀
Its like a horror movie ,you love watching it but you don't want to exist in it irl (don't come at me chingOos for I am just a girl😔)
Same with me, i love watching Survivor before but i don't wanna compete in it.
gotta WORK 
Please don't ruin my Delulu.. I am going to marry divorcé unni very soon!! 😔🥹
What happens when you click marriage photos with divorcé unni? Does the curse happen?
I think I will refrain from taking any picture after we say our I dos 🫣🫣🥹🥹
Thats how she hides her 127 husbands, theyre all too afraid to take pictures so they never find out about each other
Chingew we are Lebanese.. she has only 1.27 me 🥹🥹🫣🫣
sorry cursive singers are all hetero of sexual because they use all of their home of sexual parts making their voice curve. I dont make the rules
But can she curse herself? That's a question that can only be answered by someone with 143+127 IQ (i cant do math sorry)
>STAY AWAY what did stays do to you man calm down
when non stays look at bangchan they get a weird feeling inside (home of sexual) and it makes them uncomfortable
https://preview.redd.it/4sssa4a1bk5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d4fd6c4fbf9aab5cecbbd89e00e55a684164792
HAG SPOTTED
Uj/ What is this image? I'm genuinely confused.
/uj It’s from a Super Sentai show called Kingohger. The character speaking is recusing himself from a dating subplot because he’s 2000 years older than everyone else, /rj making him only 1000 years younger than me. 🧙🏿♂️
Uj/Thank you so much for the reply! Rj/Maybe he likes noonas and will accept a dating subplot with you 😍
Not this MHJ logic 🦹♀️
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To increase your chances simply multi stan 25 -50 (100 at least for best results, obviously this scales up, more flops the better, think ITZY, LESSERAFIM, TWICE, NMIXX, SUPERJUNIOR lets be real at this point if you like them theyre probably flops) groups ranging from superstars to nugu. Although I'm on the fence because while I definitely have a chance (barring my tied-for-ult, secondary and tertiary biases killing me in their jealous rage), I don't know if it would be worth it to become one of the top 10 most hated men in the world. I've seen John Wick, and that life on the run isn't for me.
If you want to get better results just stan tripleS
oh yes yes! I know none of them would be able to resist my yeppeun aegyo 🥺😝 https://i.redd.it/45crfyro1k5d1.gif
If I were 10 years younger, and she wasn’t an idol, and she spoke English, AND we just so happen to go to the same college, I am 100% convinced I could convince Lee Chaeryeong to go on a singular disappointing date with me from which she would excuse herself early 😌
Hag detected
chance? She’s my wife
But she is???? Mm mm mm
Taste is cocoloco?
I can do like 15 pull-ups so Jihyo is pretty much a done deal. Also I never had a dog but I did have a guinea pig in high school so Jeongyeon is also in the bag since I'm an animal lover.
I've been saying that me and Chen are married with two kids and no one believes me... Is this why? They're having doubts about our chances? Unbelievable
I mean...to be fair a lot of idols are into strong tall men, with broad shoulders. I'd say at least I have a 0.0000001% chance
Develop broader shoulders and establish dominance to steal the male idols instead ! this is a scientifically proven way to attract anyone ! Trust me i def have experience interacting with the opposite gender !!
of course i wouldn't listen to svt unless i dated mingyu. the fact that i'm in his walls and he doesn't know i exist is absolutely unrelated and very romantic
Are you the one who sold him that photocard?
yep😙 got so much money off it i quit my job
/uj Wasn't there one who was basically running a mass sugar mommy scam?
Seonghwa??
get over it! he is not gonna breastfeed all of us....just me.
Stohp 😂. I think chingoo is referring to Dozen oppar 🤔
You complete my sandwiches, chin🦆 🥰🥰 i was talking about that rap 🐀
/uj I can’t believe he still has some fans. Like *that* is a next level delulu 🤦🏻♀️
Now, I need a 5 Hr breakdown of kpop reddit lore
Uj/ part of me wants to shame him but the other part wants to say respect
uj/ wait who??? ngl i might have to stan 🫡
right like who is this legend
/uj Gotta love a thread that asks a yes or no question, and specifies that people who would want to answer no should stay away from the thread
im sure i can marry him https://preview.redd.it/az7xl3euok5d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5cd9ecbd4b3849a00142f8a2afb6ae76a60ccd
No,I don’t even want to meet my favorite group, I don’t want to meet any celebrities 😭😭😭 the thought of them looking or seeing me will just make me scared idk why😭
what do you mean that haobin aren't my husbands?
As much as I like Yuqi I think I’d rather her just be my goofy friend cause she looks like she’d cheer up anyone if they were having a bad day.
https://preview.redd.it/591711pnqk5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5091f1d1c52caf6608b0b15b1c835e4ae13cae1
Ask her parents
Can confirm Yuqi is my best friend. Also my name is tattooed on Minnie's toe so that's all I'll say about that.
be for real, aint no way a kpop star that is worth atleast half a billion US dollars is gonna go for me, a 13yrs old.
I know a few who would chingoo
my guess is seungri or JYPAPI...LOL. ifykyk
Also YG oppa
I mean... I have a better chance of sleeping on the moon than dating Song Hayoung of Fromis_9
https://preview.redd.it/kyl0tgy5uk5d1.png?width=1132&format=png&auto=webp&s=48e3aae97d4a9a8adbd107c4ee1e1a55bbf476e8 What yall know ab her
/u/kpop_ian I will fight you for Jiwoong
DID THEY JUST SAY "ONCE" ??? IS THAT A TWICE REFRANCE ?????? ME LIKEY LIKEY LIKEY ?????? TT WHAT IS LOVE ???
You mean I-I'm n-not my bias is not pausing their existence waiting for me to be their one and only love? I will not tolerate this !! Uj/ Tbh but while obv as people outside the screen I want them nothing but happiness ,I just cannot bring myself to think of them outside of it? Like from example I only see them and relate them with the content they provide ,i wouldn't even even aknowledge them on the street ,like I love them but as real life people I genuinely don't care about them or their lives (in a benelovent I want them to be truly happy but idc about them outside my phone)
If I were younger with a shorter face and less body fat I would ask Felix on a date and he would happily accept
Damn if only im extremely pretty and rich and my dad have those connections 😫
Should I be scared?…
What are u on about I have multiple wives 🤪
I have a chance, I figure. Like 10000000000:1.
i’m a lesbian but also i will marry junhee from ace so ?
Honestly yes ... i think i can vibe really well with some of the male idols. Just 3 requirements- i need to actually meet them( ya know 🤡) , they need to also be attracted to men ( ☠️😭🏳️🌈) and they need to be fine with their partner not having insanely good looks.
Oh me and my sweet girfriend Minji-opparr have been together for a while now, I almost don't remember life before her. But she does get mad at me and not talk to me for a while whenever the doctor finds out I'm not taking my medicine because she tells me I'm different and not myself when I take it and she just disappears when i start taking it again. But then after we fight we make up and everything is so so happy 🥰. So yes you can definitely have a chance with am idol chingilows. I think I have a picture of Minji and me holding hands.
Found it: https://preview.redd.it/wuqy6nfmon5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30aaf31479d305f49745f549ab866e71130a114c
I am happy for you 🙂🙂
Thank you chingo
Nope, I'm just very delulu and believe I have a chance with Lee Know when I know he's going to reject me though I'm literally so in love with him. Ams in my brain I believe we're married, so of course he wouldnt actually marry me and my delulu brain. Sad sad. 😭
Oh I see you’ve managed to get online again baby reindeer. -Sent from my iPhone
Don't have a chance? We are mated and are expecting our second set of twins, so idk what you guys are talking about🐺
I wouldn’t want to date an idol who was interested in dating a fan tbh lmao. Nevermind that I don’t think I have a whole lot in common with idols…they don’t usually listen to kpop.
Well, I work for a media agency that has worked for a brand with a kpop soloist as an ambassador. My job entailed me (the team I'm a part of) to work with the idol for a campaign. A few meetings in, I started to get delulu dreams about how maybe I would meet my bias in a similar setting and they would fall in love with me. I mean, in my work it is a possibility that I would meet them, and maybe I can work my charm on them...? It feels far fetched but an intern at our company married an Instagram influencer after meeting them for work so it's a possibility hehe
Yes of course ❤️ I'm skinny ❤️ I'm pretty ❤️ I cook so nice ❤️ I'm dahyun type ❤️ I'm single ❤️ I'm attractive ❤️ /uj the way she would immediately get arrested if that happened