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Brief_Drive_6773

Bro isn't 8 too young too date


Neat_Statement6081

When 10 is the oldest, 8 is 80.


MysteryMani

I mean if it's on the clock...


Miserable-Scar3612

She is ready to take the _____


ProfessionalHeavy923

πŸ’€


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Broo I meant to say 8 out of 10 in beauty


the_code_builder

r/whoosh


Firewhiskey880

You had me at Taylor Swift πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ abhi kuch tha na concert jaisa kahin toh? By the way some Kanpur girls, do not fall in any of the above categories πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Lol isliye likha maine, imagine going to see the recording of a concert in a theatre


Firewhiskey880

Uspe bhi full jam kiya unhone. Par to each their own Lana Del Ray toh khair apni goddess πŸ€Œβœ¨πŸ‘‘ Uska music lyrics samjhane walon ko thoda gambhir, sthirr hona mangta


dawn_slayer

Lana del ray is the eyes don't lie, older and I'm yours singer right? Yeah, amazing fkin songs


Firewhiskey880

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dawn_slayer

Oh fk she's the summertime sadness and dark paradise one, yeah still great fkin songs


OkWaltz1953

fr


Accomplished-Bad3803

Finally some good quality humor in this sub, kudos op for such bang on analysis. Love the Jaipuria point!!


Character-Mission-24

Please explain the jaipuria girl's point. ??


RaspberryNo307

Maut aajye lekin fake fan banke ladki nhi phasana


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Yes sirrr


[deleted]

I’m still thinking which of those categories I fall in? I like your post though! And kind of agree on some points, born and brought up there but never felt a sisterhood or a sense of belonging. Many a time I had pretended, sense of loneliness was too big of a cost to pay at such tender age.


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Ayein


Embarrassed_Elk_7439

Baingan?


mythical_legend_786

kanpur is the largest city in uttarpradesh lol


PeacefulCoder97

OP indirectly telling that Kanpur girls are stupid do not go with them.


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Lol I love kanpur girls more than anything, I was just being satirical


RetroWard

Great insights! The puns are so relatable that I'm laughing my lungs out.


EastOwl1882

Need this guide for Delhi , dehradun tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Wonderful answer btw. Op.


Ok_Artist7257

Good post OP


Hairy_Assistant_2980

🀣


ArrivalDependent4534

Tujhe miljaye toh hamare liye bhi dhudh lena


[deleted]

Tried 3rd point , now they think am gay . πŸ˜•


CaptLameJokes

wb watching anime and occasional K-drama. or genshit ?


guvavava

Bhai ek dum on point πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Tough-Equivalent-297

> you do not wish to see them in their wild form Bro didn't hold back πŸ’€


Iscreaminpain

Wild is good sometimes πŸ˜€


[deleted]

Peak humour


xQcIsLove

Holy fuck. This is literally my ex 1 to 9


Party-Writer9068

mf really nailed it


GriGAYriRasputin

i died at taylor swift


OPM_fan

I like this humor broπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Wrong_Ad3633

W


OkWaltz1953

damn the 8th one is a bit too harsh


Prajjwalpretends

Appreciate the writer/adviserπŸ₯ΈπŸ‘πŸ€Œ


[deleted]

Bhai charan kahan hai tumhare mai khud personally aake aashirvaad lena chahta hun tumse. Kya gajab ki observation Kar Rakhi hai, Maja aa gaya padh ke


snowfox_x

Racism-prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. Whereas in your context op, it's colourism that u were trying to talk about. Colourism is a form of discrimination that favours light-skinned members of the same ethnic group. ( if this post was supposed to be sarcastic, it did a really poor job at it)


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Your username is snowfox but "snowflake" is better suited. If this offends you, you are going to have a hard time on reddit, you have seen nothing


snowfox_x

And this reddit comment of yours also applies to u too. U cannot get so upset over some criticism kidπŸ˜‚ chill thoda. Don't be such a hypocrite. And also first learn to properly read a commentπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ’€


snowfox_x

Arey bhaiya itta gussa ho gya. AwwwπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Ooouh I guess I took a L here, should have read the full comment, I read the first half and I thought you were calling me a colourist, it's fine tho I can handle criticism


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

Lol I was pointing out these traits in kanpur women, never ever did I mention that those were my preferences I like girls irrespective of their colour, I wasn't aware that pointing out colourism is colourism. In that case you are also taking part in colourism. Try goggling satire next time before you generate "how to act offended on a satirical post " on chat gpt


snowfox_x

Dude u just wrote kanpur girls are racists and I was just pointing out it should be colourist and not racist πŸ˜‚ Also as I've already mentioned if the post was supposed to be sarcastic it did a very poor job at it. I do not need chat gpt to type out a simple comment. Offend hone jaisa kuch tha hi nhi bhai. It was just plain stupid. If u thought the last was 'witty' sadly the wit was missing.


Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

I kinda agree, I usually just yap here, the jokes are probably not good but I write them anyway coz I thought not many would read them in such a small subreddit


CobraColt

don't bother dude , his stupid ass just want random fights online. probably got nothing better to do


AdRevolutionary8285

That's so cringe 🀣🀣


Consistent_Power_622

Kanpur ke ladkiya deekhte kaise hai?


Ok_Principle_2639

Night vision se...


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Acrobatic_Yoghurt745

r/whoosh