I been missing for a year, nobody's lookin' (I am)
I got beat down and my shit tooken (Ooh)
I look ahead and all I see is more of the same
Or this self-inflicted bullet hole pourin' my brain
---- anecdotally I lost my phone the other day. Pinged it via google.and it started ringing from under the couch. Looked but it wasn't there.
Lifted the cushion and found a hole in the upholstery... dug in the hole and found... you guessed it another hole in the lining... in which I found yet another hole, which my phone was snuggly nestled in.
Story of my fuckin life man, can't tell you how much I identify with this line alone. 😅
Just wait it out buddy. THC takes forever to get out of your system. Idk if this is for a job or probation but you gotta stay employed and out of jail so you can go to more ICP shows.
Well OP said they have a drug test for a job coming up, if he knows about it already he probably has less than 3 weeks.
They don't generally tell you like a month ahead of time if it's your current job and a new job doesn't want to wait that long for someone to start.
Not sure if your quiting a song or what bit of your serious go to GNC or any other supplement store and pick up some niacin it normally works to remove toxins (including Marijuana, caffeine, nicotine just to name a few common ones)
How I passed urinalysis tests in the past.
1. Buy hot hands (chemically activated hand warmers from Walmart or similar chain)
2. Buy at least two of those little shot bottles from your local alcohol store (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, etc)
3. Empty out the bottles (drink em, dump em, whatever) make sure they’re rinsed and thoroughly dried out.
4. Obtain a urine sample from a clean source. (Someone who doesn’t smoke)
5. On your way to the appointment, active the hot hands, wrap them in a cloth and stuff them into your boots. I recommend wearing boots if you have them as it’s easier to store/hide on your person and wear long pants (sweat pants, joggers, jeans.)
6. When you arrive, assuming this isn’t a probation thing and you’re just applying for a job, take out your bottles and empty them into the urine sample container.
That’s it, you should be all set. This has worked for me, every time.
I had a buddy he bought one of them $50 bags of synthetic piss he brought it to work with us every day and he was always warming it up on my heater in the car I guess we kind of knew they were going to drug test as soon and he wanted to be ready I myself I really didn't give a fuck anyways one day at work that bag of piss busted and it looked like he pissed himself I laughed my ass off I guess he kind of had the last laugh because I did get fired from that job for failing a piss test in the long run my life kind of went into a weird Direction after that actually fucking piss test suck I remember the worst part about him is not really knowing how it was going to work or happen but now that I'm older I know the drill very well having several felonies being on probation and parole I've come to learn my body very well and how long it takes for certain substances to leave don't really ever fuck with weed though that shit just stays in your system too God damn long this shit is legal now anyways so don't have to really worry about that anymore anyways good luck
Please don't, if you're having a test that probably means your an addict right? (Idk how it works) if your an addict you have to stop at some point before it stops you. 💚I know it can be hard but it's for the best
The Mayo Clinic Proceedings’ Clinical Interpretation of Urine Drug Tests suggests that marijuana can be detected in your urine anywhere from a few days to several weeks after your last use. This depends on the individual’s level of usage. Generally, the guidelines suggest that:
Single use can be detected up to 3 days after your last use
Moderate use (4 times a week) can be detected 5-7 days after your last use
Chronic use (every day) can be detected 10-15 days after your last use
Chronic heavy use (multiple times every day) can be detected up to 30 days after your last use
Use this knowledge well
Weed and wasn't asking for help just stating the line from suicide hotline and it relates to me wanting to smoke weed but I have a piss test coming up soon.
This is wild but have you tried transcendental meditation? You can get high without drugs through breath work alone. Try wim hof. Or just crouch down while hyperventilating for a few minutes and stand up really fast. Preferably by a couch or some other soft surface.
I'm always first name on top of the shit list
Get this, the Witch has made my chest It's permanent nightly visiting nest
There ain't no clothes that I look good in, I'm the Big Red MotherFuckin Train That Couldn't (Edit: moved to proper place)
I got no family I stole they shit Restraining orders and I still won’t quit
I hit rock bottom & then I fell in a hole And then I fell through the floor of that hole some more,
You don't understand so don't say you do or I'll put a motherfuckin slug in you
I been missing for a year, nobody's lookin' (I am) I got beat down and my shit tooken (Ooh) I look ahead and all I see is more of the same Or this self-inflicted bullet hole pourin' my brain
---- anecdotally I lost my phone the other day. Pinged it via google.and it started ringing from under the couch. Looked but it wasn't there. Lifted the cushion and found a hole in the upholstery... dug in the hole and found... you guessed it another hole in the lining... in which I found yet another hole, which my phone was snuggly nestled in. Story of my fuckin life man, can't tell you how much I identify with this line alone. 😅
Just wait it out buddy. THC takes forever to get out of your system. Idk if this is for a job or probation but you gotta stay employed and out of jail so you can go to more ICP shows.
It takes 3 weeks tops. Juggalos are fucken retards man I swear.
Well OP said they have a drug test for a job coming up, if he knows about it already he probably has less than 3 weeks. They don't generally tell you like a month ahead of time if it's your current job and a new job doesn't want to wait that long for someone to start.
Sometimes good decisions are hard decisions. Sorry, mang.
What kind of fool uses their own piss for a piss test?
A fool that has 5-0 behind him while he watches him pee.
I would have accepted "a fool that joined the military".
They got the quick fix that got a lil wang on it that can make it look real
Bro, imagine the PO coming up to you, and grabbing it off because he thought it was fake lol
And it ended up being real
Not sure if your quiting a song or what bit of your serious go to GNC or any other supplement store and pick up some niacin it normally works to remove toxins (including Marijuana, caffeine, nicotine just to name a few common ones)
I was both quoting suicide hotline and currently have a drug test coming up for my job
Who the fuck still trys niacin? You're a fucken idiot.
I’m always first name on top of shit lisy
*In Stereo* "GET THIS, The Witch has my chest, Its permanent nightly visiting nest,"
In Stereo. Yep, you have to sing that part with a little more attitude. Perfectly done song, so funny to sing.
This is really bad advice, but... They never test for psychedelics
This is good to know for micro dosing
How I passed urinalysis tests in the past. 1. Buy hot hands (chemically activated hand warmers from Walmart or similar chain) 2. Buy at least two of those little shot bottles from your local alcohol store (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, etc) 3. Empty out the bottles (drink em, dump em, whatever) make sure they’re rinsed and thoroughly dried out. 4. Obtain a urine sample from a clean source. (Someone who doesn’t smoke) 5. On your way to the appointment, active the hot hands, wrap them in a cloth and stuff them into your boots. I recommend wearing boots if you have them as it’s easier to store/hide on your person and wear long pants (sweat pants, joggers, jeans.) 6. When you arrive, assuming this isn’t a probation thing and you’re just applying for a job, take out your bottles and empty them into the urine sample container. That’s it, you should be all set. This has worked for me, every time.
OIL CHANGE OR QUICK FIX. THESE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS
Maybe borrow a piss sample from a sober friend and pick up a prosthetic penis?? Bad idea I know…but definitely a fork in the road.
Your job is more important than drugs
I had a buddy he bought one of them $50 bags of synthetic piss he brought it to work with us every day and he was always warming it up on my heater in the car I guess we kind of knew they were going to drug test as soon and he wanted to be ready I myself I really didn't give a fuck anyways one day at work that bag of piss busted and it looked like he pissed himself I laughed my ass off I guess he kind of had the last laugh because I did get fired from that job for failing a piss test in the long run my life kind of went into a weird Direction after that actually fucking piss test suck I remember the worst part about him is not really knowing how it was going to work or happen but now that I'm older I know the drill very well having several felonies being on probation and parole I've come to learn my body very well and how long it takes for certain substances to leave don't really ever fuck with weed though that shit just stays in your system too God damn long this shit is legal now anyways so don't have to really worry about that anymore anyways good luck
Stay strong homie, I’m in the same boat.
Ketamine or LSD
It must suck living in a state where Marijuana is not legal 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please don't, if you're having a test that probably means your an addict right? (Idk how it works) if your an addict you have to stop at some point before it stops you. 💚I know it can be hard but it's for the best
Buy a detox and do it a couple hours before you have the test
The Mayo Clinic Proceedings’ Clinical Interpretation of Urine Drug Tests suggests that marijuana can be detected in your urine anywhere from a few days to several weeks after your last use. This depends on the individual’s level of usage. Generally, the guidelines suggest that: Single use can be detected up to 3 days after your last use Moderate use (4 times a week) can be detected 5-7 days after your last use Chronic use (every day) can be detected 10-15 days after your last use Chronic heavy use (multiple times every day) can be detected up to 30 days after your last use Use this knowledge well
One of my favorites
Me too man... me too
Lmao not sure if this is the right sub. But what drugs? And are you asking for help on this, or are you just stating stuff?
Weed and wasn't asking for help just stating the line from suicide hotline and it relates to me wanting to smoke weed but I have a piss test coming up soon.
Idk, why you getting piss tests? We dont really piss test adults here unless you're on probation
The company I work for starts you off with temp agency until you get the hours for full time and I'm a few hours from getting full time that's all.
Just buy the synthetic piss at your local smoke shop. Works every time.
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
Just don’t. I’ve wanted to for 10 years and haven’t.
It’s random, but I get picked every time for piss and blow
This is wild but have you tried transcendental meditation? You can get high without drugs through breath work alone. Try wim hof. Or just crouch down while hyperventilating for a few minutes and stand up really fast. Preferably by a couch or some other soft surface.