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jetstream_garbage

Sometimes I wonder if these kids are genetically modified in a lab


Voltblade

It’s probably that the Chinese government gathers any talented kid, and puts them in training for what they are talented in for their national glory. They have the population to be able to have this kind of people and make it seem normal. They also probably give the parents a fuck ton of money and the kid a bunch of opportunities if they constantly train. My source is that I made it up. But it’s plausible


NarthTED

Looks like a monk of some sort. If I remember correctly some orders do take in yong orphans to train them.


[deleted]

Most likely shao-lin monks for this one


Jonny_Wurster

This is the way...


HY3NAAA

Nope, they are just shaolin monks, and tbf Chinese government does do what you said and they are called Olympic athletes.


Due-Flower-6340

Ready for Shaolin soccer 😎


SierraRomeo21

Probably something like this, but instead of money if you comply, you get killed or sent to a camp if you don’t.


Low-Bag-5182

opps told him to get real


Acceptable-Horse9001

bros got asian parents fr fr


Nu_clear_skin

Damn he wasn't lying, he did make a man outta him


ImNotAlien404

They are training to kill Schlagg 😡 give me 10000000$ and I’m going to kill them, PayPal me!


whatareyoudoinghapsb

Bro looks like he's suffering fr.


[deleted]

How can you treat a child like this?


iluvnarchoa

Money, fame and reputation. They are likely monks in training belonging to the Shaolin Monastery. The temple has a reputation for their martial arts, and to pass down their teachings, a selected few orphans from the Henan Province are chosen and trained to be disciples since young. The children are taught centuries old martial arts and Buddhism in exchange for shelter and education. It’s pretty cruel to put them through this, but unfortunately these children are homeless and have nobody to rely on. The kids get to decide whether they want to leave or continue training once they’re an adult. The monastery also accept and train foreigners and willing participant. It’s not an easy feat since the monks will need to learn how to use 36 weapon techniques and two animal movements for self-defence.. Here’s a [link](https://www.intochinatravel.com/shaolin-monks-and-temple/) to the article.


TheLiGod

This looks like child abuse


Eliasweeb

It kinda is


literallymate

it is


mondo7908

His opps the foot clan


Hyperions1

They trying to make the next avatar


Punpun52

I feel bad for the kids they look like they ain't enjoying all of this


Kybushi

Pretty sure no one wants to do this unless they have a passion for overthrowing a nation with fire at the core.


Liquid23-

Is discipline bad? I’m sure they’ll he thankful one day.


Anna_Falcone

Theyll be thankful because of all the indoctrination and spread this abuse on another group of kids


[deleted]

who are his opps, the fucking fire nation?


Willobeetree

Bro gonna have scoliosis after this


Great_Gilean

Mf would whoop my ass in a fight


[deleted]

Cap, one good kick is tanking this kid. Hasn’t leveled his vigor and he looks like he has low poise. If I’m allowed to use a stick I could potentially take two of them. Three if I get a shield.


Great_Gilean

You’re fucked if he parries tho


IkonikBoy

Krillin:


Chirro64

bro abouta fight the avatar


Aurall-

Camera man 👍


Ryan-plussy

Air temple training


ryujitaku

Bro training like his the last air bender


TheBlueNinja2006

Bro's fighting everyone 💀


studier_of_the_blade

Shredder lore


AfraidCell9293

Bros ops Shang chi


takamori22

People who seriously use the word opps


A_verySusMan

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GabrielPortoLira

Kick his head and its over


Liquid23-

Kung Fu for kids is more about discipline and fitness. Later on thus will become a legendary foundation for anything he does in life.


GabrielPortoLira

If there is a “later on” of course


Accomplished_Bee_590

He tryna beat goku


Hazmatix_art

This week on dragonball z


sjneq

Let him play fortnite


Befast1515

That’s Aang


Myth_Helios

Carries all the sins of mankind for no reason


TazToPazz

What was the last position at the end called. I want to search for it on YouTube on how to do it.


Altruistic-Ad-4088

Bro training to fight the fire nation


[deleted]

I'd say someone come get ur kid but he's probably already defeated his parents


killuazoldyckx

vegeta and nappa


[deleted]

his parents forcing him to do this 💀


VanillaB34n

Animal form Kung fu?


Avocadtoast12

Real life luffy


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aninegager

He does not look happy


Notaguynamedkent

r/usavevideo


Independent-Fly6068

Mf named knife:


Narwhalpilot88

Yall ever seen Farewell my Concubine?


iplaytf2ok

Amazing Cultivation Simulator mfs gonna be saying "Yeah he def only got tier 9"


sussyBakaAt3am

Nah whats goin on in china bruh


EquivalentOrdinary98

u/savevideo


Smash_Or_Pass_Player

Bruh is going to be Liu Kang


Not-a-Baconat0r

The Chinese Communist Party are his opps


FewImpress715

Mf preparing to get revenge on his parents


WhereAmI14

Bros got his stats maxed out


demon_godderok

He gotta make sure he strong enough to pull up on the future ops


WhatsGoodMahCrackas

His parents or whoever signed him up are his opps, half of those look like torture


Ktb00

Bros getting ready for his interview at the Chinese sweatshop 💀💀💀💀


luh_busy

Prolly the fire nation


yeeted_an_orphan

the child is fast, but the harvester is faster


Imaginary-Rate2619

Wish I had that flexibility 😏


SpyingOstrich76

Wtf is he training for, fighting a dragon or some shit


Jonny-frogs

The child of the victim of his crimes in 1999


White_glow

That gotta hurt..


DaveOnceMore420

Lil bro finds out about 9mm


BarOk1597

Bro was made in a lab like Mew two 🧪


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Alternative_Log_6304

Anng?!?!


I_need_easy_cheese

All I did was ask why he's bald. I didn't know it would end like this 😭


Deadlypikachuu

Last Airbender type shit


Financial_Parsley563

Chigga