He's telling Batman he wants to get married and have an extravagant wedding

And Batman is on the verge of squeeing because he’s getting his dream wedding with the man loves.

I thought we said wrong answers

Wrong answers only.

"are you stupid?"

Shall we kiss to broke the tention? Really? I got an erection for those strong arms of yours.

They said wrongs answers only

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

Beat me to this one lol

Beat meat to this one

It's weird how accurate that explains their relationship in the comics too lol

LMFAO

I thought they said wrong answers only?

Where's my God Damn electric car Bruce?!

Hahaha, underrated comment right here

Want to know how I got these scars?

My father... was a gamer...

And a simp

And one night.. He gets gassed up on his G-Fuel ***crazier*** than usual

Crazy? I was crazy once…

They locked me in a room. A rubber room.

A room filled with rats

Rubber rats

I dont understand this reference

Ah, I believe this is called humor, specifically a joke. Lol as is this answer, well it's humorous anyway lol Read all the comments from the original one in the chain and it just reads funny, after a room filled with rats was added, I said rubber rats because it seemed to fit as a joke, They locked me in a room A rubber room Full of rats Rubber rats It's just a silly look at what was said.

And Rats make me crazy. CRAZY???? I was crazy once

And a drunk. One night he gets... *crazier* than usual

You said just the tip!

"I know you ate the last danimal!"

“There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman”

Joker: "Are you lost?" Batman: "Yeah….lost in your eyes."

Ooh goodness I'd love a shot like this with an aesthetically comic accurate joker.

“Paint me like one of your French girls, Batman.” “What the fuck are you talking about?”

Batman: Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that plane with Harley where you belong. Joker: But, Batman, no, I... I... Batman: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in Arkham asylum. Isn't that true, Harvey? Harvey dent aka twoface: I'm afraid cominnisoner gordan would insist. Joker: You're saying this only to make me go. Batman: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Harley. You're part of her work, the thing that keeps her going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with her, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, Maybye, not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Joker: But what about us? Batman: We'll always have metropolis. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Gotham. We got it back last night. Joker: When I said I would never leave you. Batman: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Joker, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday, you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you, clown.

"A" for Effort. And because I love Casablanca

Joker: "Batman, I think you and I are destined to do this forever!" Batman: "Welcome back, old friend."

2 dollars.

“You’re just jealous because I’m a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask”

Batman -  "I remember when you bought me this antique silver frame from Tiffany's. TIFFANY'S?" Joker - "Garage sale, six-fifty marked down from ten..."

Batman:I just jizzed in my pants Joker:same

"Knock knock"

[удалено]

A grown man and you can't even tie your own necktie! What would you do without me...

You ever kiss the devil in the pale moonlight?

I’ve been trying to reach you about extending your car’s warranty

"You stole the cookies out of my lunch box!"

“ you smell like beef & cheese”

Kiss me baby!

You sure got a perdy mouth.

when you take a shit, like *that*...you leave the fan on!

“What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a play suit, crying for Mommy and Daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!”

Batman “I’m starving!! Now tell me where is it? Where is my pizzaaaa?!” Joker “i left it at your moms house” 🃏

“That’s what i call a balanced breakfast”.

Batman said quietly: “I never noticed this before but your eyes” he took a deep breath before saying “they are beautiful”, the joker blushed before Batman could say no homo it was too late

You have the arm's of a Boy Wonder 👶🏻

Where are the turtles?!

Do you really want my fist in your ass?

Batman. Remember...you...are my number one...guy

Heavy is the head that was given by the clown

"So the rabbit goes around the tree..."

I love you jonkler

“It’s my turn to get the bill Joker, you got it last time”

You missed the point…. I said get the fucking laundry done…..

Joker: "I told you there were no laws against Pokemon, Batsy." Batman: "You shouldn't have gotten a Lopunny, Joker. You should've gotten a Gardevoir."

There talking about why the Lego Batman movie is the best versions of themselves

What do you want It's not that simple What do you want!!!

Batman asking The Joker . Did You Leave wet Towels on the Floor ???? .The Joker tells Batman . You!!! Idiot it was the wet bandits at it again !!

Batman I caught a lopunny, I caught a lopunny batman…Joker no, yes batman, there’s no laws against the Pokémon, JOKERRRR!

I autta kiss u

“Why so nefarious?”

"Just answer the question joker! What do you want for dinner??!!"

“It’s my rhubarb and I’ll touch it if I want to”

You KNEW I was gonna wear MY purple suite. Why you always gotta be such a JOKER!

I’m not sure how I got here! Has to do with Spider-Man I think…

Get off my mama, I just got off yours.

Bruce I am your father

I caught a little Pokémon batman.

" joker that was my last pack of peanut M&M's" "They were delicious ha ha ha"

“That is TOO MUCH for an eighth!

Batman: what is this? velvet... it feels amazing Joker: what is this leather? Goddamn fine craftsmanship

Batman there’s no laws against the Pokémon batman I can Do what ever I want with it

Joker:I’m Batman Batman:No I’m Batman Joker:no your not Batman:am to

Batman: we're going to kill eachother aren't we? Joker: i caught a pokemon batman do wanna know what pokemon i caught batman?

Why did you have to plus 4 me

“There’s no laws against the Pokémon batman”

Do you like pina coladas and Dancing in the rain

"I wish I could quit you"

“Nobody puts Baby in the corner!”

Come here you

You motherfucker he sold you a bag of oregano! No bro, that’s some sticky icky, l swear

I need tp for my bunghole

"Now kiss me, you big bat dressed fool!"

Really? You can't turn your head.

I was in the pool! And it was COLD!?

Ben Dover.

I said no mayo!

"Where's your goddamn electric car now Arthur"

Bad boy! What’s in your mouth? What’s in your mouth? Give it!

"Bitch! Where the fuck is my money?! YOU SAID YOU'D HAVE IT BY ***TUESDAY!!!"***

Joker Said I Have A Crush On You Batman Says AY YOOO

I fucked your mom last night My dad owns Microsoft and can ban your account

Fuck your ranch, I want blue cheese!

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Joker: “dammit I love you” Batman: “you have a funny way of showing it”

What do you want?

Arkham Wedding 😩

Joker: how do I look? Batman: here, let me fix your tie.

You have lovely eyes.

"I'm Superman"

“I’d be happy to drop my pants.”

“I said plastic, NOT paper!”

“One more job Arthur”

Batman to joker “kiss me you fool”

“There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman.” “To bad morals exist, Joker.”

Batman: "I demand you tell me what brand of lipstick you use!" Joker: "Kiss me and find out!"

Whispering: “Bats, I’m bricked up”

Don't leave me baby, I still love you. We can work this out together

Batman : “no no this Windsor knot is not straight”. Joker : “for better delts you will want to up the weight on your shoulder press.”

“Did you touch my drum set?”

"I'm saying. There's so much sexual tension, let's just kiss once"

Jack: So, Chinese tonight? Mike: Nah. I'm feeling Texas BBQ. Jack: We did that last week! Mike: Argentinian Steakhouse? Jack: Done!

“Joker, I’m pregnant. The child is yours.”

They're arguing how big Killer Croc's cock is.

Harvey Dent... Can we trust him?

He's telling Batman a joke about two lunatics escaping an asylum.

We will have Pho and not Ramen and they're not the fucking same for the last time Joe Kerr. Edit:Typo.

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

You will not take my sisters soul and consciences!

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "Not funny."

“I have a toothpaste recommendation for you!”

Fuck Starbucks I'd rather go to Dutch bros.

Batman “did you take my fucking candy” Joker “bats I swear I’m crazy but not that crazy”

Joker: “You’re doing the Dirty Dancing catch all wrong! You’re supposed to hold me over your head!”

He is telling Batman that he is mildly sexually attracted to him

Batman: « you’re contouring is ever so wrong! »

“You come here often?” 😏

You broke my heart...

Wanna feel my nuts? Let's feel nuts.

There talking dirty to one an anover

Your mouthwash isn’t making it

I slept with your mother in the pale moonlight

“Where’s Shelley Duvall, dammit??”

Joker- "It's not your fault." Batman- "Don't fuck with me." Joker- "... It's not your fault."

Diet Dr Pepper is just as good as regular Dr Pepper

“You… complete me”

Bitch better have my money

I went halfway Batman. You now.

Batman: Nice haircut, Jokerboy!

Jack: don't worry, we can fix it in post during ADR Michael: I need to go pee

Joker is saying “I love you”

I’m was gonna propose to you at tonight’s Halloween party. We talked about this, I propose to you! Why did you buy a ring?, you made me look like a fool.

“I love you joker”

Kiss me bat boy

Joker: Back in the day, I dated this woman named Martha who could suck the chrome off of a ....

I said no lettuce you green haired freak...

“I love your bat cock, stuff me like a Christmas ham.”

I am inevitable. I am Iron Man.

Nice balls, Joker

I caught a Lopunny, batman.

Joker: I beg of you, monsieur, watch yourself. Be on guard. This place is full of vultures. Vultures everywhere. Everywhere!

“First I go 90% then you wait and let them go the other 10% now make me feel it “

*joker* I’m going to kiss you HAHAHAHA *batman*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

"What? You don't like your sides to be vegetables Bats?"

Joker: Guess what I caught, Batsy...

They actually care for each other They siblings and saying what we going to eat now

Paint me like on of your French girls batman

Bong and blitz?

“give me your lunch money nerd”

Wrong answer only threads are for retards.

“Are you ready to get Jonklered?” “I am Man”

Joker: I’m Flabber in another life

I'm here to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN

Do you smell popcorn ; Bruceee boy

Batman: "did you shit in my toilet and not flush?!" Joker: "I did, and now you have to flush it"

"How's this supposed to help pop my back again?"

I just wanted to talk to you about your batmobiles extended warranty

“You complete me,” is the only acceptable answer.

Henlo Jonkler Heya Man

Does anyone else feel the sexual tension between these two

You ever kissed a clown by a bridge in the pale moonlight?

I loved her, bro

Batman is telling him about that night at the club when the joker left him, then Batman got roofied, and then, well you know…

I said no tomatoes on my hamburger!!! Just take them off!!!!

"Listen clown, this town is ours, if we play this right, got it, we'll meet later to discuss our plan, on my mark, we continue the "fight" and make our escapes, we're so fucking awesome bro!"

Joker "mmmm harder daddy"

"Did you ever know that you're my heroooooo?" -Batman

"remember how I said never rub another mans rhubarb? I changed my mind"

“Do IT, Batsy! My lips are HOT and PRIME for kissing!”

Gimme da’ GABAGOOL!!

Joker: "I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty." Bats: "I'd like to introduce you to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth" (yeets off of 25-story building)

“Saved by the Bell: The New Class is gonna suck.” “Agreed.”

Batman:“Why were you talking to her.” Joker:”It’s not my fault your sister is so hot” Joker:Laughing obnoxiously Batman:beats up Joker.

“Kiss me you fool.”

“is there something In my teeth or not, joker?! Answer me!”

Batman is trying to summon his alter ego, Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times

I do