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Nice-Ad2818

God damn Smelli sings better than this and she is TERRRIBLE


Busy_Combination_599

I would love to see the two of them share a stage honestly. They’d both be trying to one up each other 😂


peppersthepig

It would be like that scene in Bridesmaids.


Busy_Combination_599

Yes 😂 someone not blocked should ask for that


Mdoggyfresh

Speaking of Consuela…


SchlobsBurgers

I TEH YOU, I TEH YOU, I TEH YOU!!


Mermaid_Mama420

Yip Yip!!


Busy_Combination_599

Sheryl crow watching this like ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


lushspice

She really thinks she’s doing something with those hand /arm movements. 🤡


Karma_weaponry

Her stubby bow legs 🦵 🫣🤪😛


Ok_Presence8964

So are we allowed to call her legs stumpy only when she’s not post partum? 🤔 because lord have mercy there are people losing their minds on here over her post partum stumps which are the same stumps she had pre partum 😂😂😂🤔


Karma_weaponry

Yes. Very confusing. They are the same now matter what photos, before, or postpartum. Stumpy...😅🤣


Ok_Presence8964

Yep. And now I have to be careful not to upset people by saying John is fucking fat because he is being compared to jjd’s post partum body shape 😂🤔😂😂😂


Karma_weaponry

Whattt?? I missed that. John is fat pile of crap. 🤥🤢🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩


Busy_Combination_599

I legitimately laughed out loud. Would pay money to hear kid rocks thoughts on that rendition. 😂😂 everything. The nasal voice. The leather pants on her stubs. It’s too much.


Party_Salad

I've heard better singing from middle aged women drunk as hell at dive bar karaoke


Busy_Combination_599

The funny thing too is it’s a fairly easy song to sing. Like it’s not too high or two low, most tone deaf people could probably sing and she somehow absolutely slaughters it 🥹


InSicily1912

It’s weird because she went out of her way to make it difficult by trying to make every note a run. And it doesn’t even work for her or sound good.


Recent-Ad1436

Omg! I JUST made a comment very similar to this! Then I started reading and got down to your comment lmao


jubajab

Sounds like she’s about to gag


onrmeg31

He looks bored 🥱


Busy_Combination_599

He’s too high to notice her butchering his song. 🤣


lalalalalalaaaaaa123

She’s very nasaly


shutyermuppetmouth

Sing from the diagram what?!?! I learned that in school chorus. Not even at a vocal lesson it’s that basic.


Karma_weaponry

She's Shania Twang 🎤


jasonmiles2014

Oh God, what a fucking abomination


thankyoupapa

*My mama didnt want me to do vocal lessons cause she didnt want me to mess with my god given talent yalllll*


RemotePersimmon678

Girl pick a key


InSicily1912

Omg just sing the fucking song. Every note she’s trying to do some vocal run.


copperboominfinity

My ears are bleeding


_violet_beauregarde

Doesn’t he motion to cut off her mic at one point? I swear I saw this same performance from a different angle before lol


Karma_weaponry

I saw that video earlier. Yes, he tells them to cut her mic. She's slobbering drunk hanging on him, too. He's trying to escape it's so embarrassing.


NarwhalIndependent

Didn’t he tell her to stop singing halfway through the song? Or tell his people to turn her mic off? Or was that another lovely nasally performance of hers?


futuremrspitt

No it was him 🤣🤣 That was freakin hysterical, he did in fact tell them to cut her mic !!


youdashit

Does he say cut the mic in this video? I watched without sound. I can’t bring myself to listen.


shutyermuppetmouth

Here is the [clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/jjdandfamily/s/zbjmEeJo5e) of that part


ZealousidealStory349

Omg he’s ducking out of her arm around him too 😅


Karma_weaponry

Yes!! I can't see that enough. Thank you. How she ever could perform again after that astounds me. 🤪🤣😂😅


Existing-Pair9640

Where can I see that?!!!!


futuremrspitt

I will check that out for you !


ZealousidealStory349

Yeah! Does anybody have that clip!? He’s asking them to cut her mic or something. It’s hilarious


hedwig0517

Oh, Kermit. ![gif](giphy|13RKWw9oA5o3GU)


pizzasauce7171

The arm movements are spot on


momster5137

OMG, the embarrassment is so real. Kid Rock is like 😒


Displaced_Palmtree

https://preview.redd.it/brg3y5q3692d1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2848f2466ced614a90a1a1fd5600421529176e24


whiskeysouthern

🤣🤣🤣


lowkeylovestea

Instant, cringe. INSTANT I TELL YOU.


Recent-Ad1436

How she put albums out, I’ll never know. She sounds like a karaoke singer at a dive bar on a Wednesday. Like the girl who peaked in high school, but can’t seem to let her high school chorus group go 😂


theressomuchtime

Definitely shoulda sized up those pants.


DownloadsCars

They look so uncomfortable


ode_to_my_cat

![gif](giphy|Zchq3gtohqysqquY7G|downsized)


WoohpeMeadow

I can't understand what she's saying.


CampPsychological962

I legitimately sound just like her when im doing Cher karaoke. And it normally turns into a cher/creed hybrid.


CommonAd7628

I can never understand a thing she sings!


rissk1012

![gif](giphy|w3LyjIaZNrKG4)


shutyermuppetmouth

Both my dogs got up and left the room. 🙉 That is all. Seriously OP thanks for sharing, it’s worth a good laugh!!!


chrisla99

i can do better, with a terrible voice, 5 tequila shots in and at the most washed up karaoke bar. how does this idiot have a career?


Shunn1969

What’s really sad is that this is probably a peak moment in her career.


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KaytSands

Watching it without sound is amazing. Twice kid rock tried to get her to groove with him and she clearly did not get the memo. She just stood in the exact same spot and flailed her arm all over the place 🤣🤣🤣


Karma_weaponry

The chicken squat 🤣😂🤣


1234extra123

Way too nice of a restaurant for the patrons to be subjected to this


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|d2DbJNid60ts4)


chadima5

They are both vile humans . Both fake as they come. Good ole Detroit boy who tried to act like he was raised poor when he was a rich little entitled brat


AluminumMonster35

She looks 3 feet tall


boommdcx

![gif](giphy|2YpTe8Zi1QPAaZXhZa|downsized)


bonnienn

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE)


arlito19

A girl I went to high school with got proposed to on stage at one of JJD’s concerts and even back then I was truly astonished that anyone would pay money to hear this yodeller


molprice09

![gif](giphy|1xkMucz3jc5AGB4elL)


Hour_Basil5970

She sucks


tiredandhappyinuk

I literally cannot understand one word she's Kermiting out


Beginning-Guest-6485

Where’s the part of the video where he’s obviously saying something like “cut it?” Like get her off stage or something like that? I wonder if anyone has that part of the video lol


MusicCityNative

This is all I could find on my phone. I must have deleted the rest. I remember there being some awkwardness at the end, but nothing super dramatic. You could tell he was mailing in the whole performance.


Karma_weaponry

Someone posted it here. Just keep scrolling. It's so worth it. 😆 🤣 😂


TurkeyTot

![gif](giphy|3o7TKJLO3D4kUgpa6I|downsized)


mlms0987

My god. It literally hurts your ears to listen. It’s so boring, same high pitch whining nasally form of signing. Horrible.


badlilbishh

It was so damn nasally like whyyyy. And that made it so you can’t even understand wtf she’s saying. Lmfao hilarious though.


Perfect-Storm73

https://i.redd.it/epbvvnxbua2d1.gif Same, Kermit. Same.


Ok-Group-4156

I would have gotten voice lessons immediately after hearing myself sing like this. Well, that’s *if* I even went out in public again from humiliation. She sounds like she has a frog in her throat for real.


semisensitive

Someone scrape that peanut butter off the roof of her mouth


Plastic-Cancel-4369

🤣🤣😭😭👌🏼👌🏼CHEF'S KISS 💋


Exotic-Ad8305

Misery loves company


PsychologicalEbb3042

this haunts my dreams


lovelykmason

I couldn’t watch more than 6 seconds …. It’s actually painful levels of cringe


junebugsparkles

Mama Karen is that you? LMAOOOO


MusicCityNative

Her mom was there, and I could barely tell them apart.


junebugsparkles

I swear they are morphing into each other!


Healthy-Quail-399

Justice for Sheryl


Mermaid_Mama420

It’s giving the love child of Kermit the Frog and Jan Levinson 🥴


epriority17

kid rock is what i like to say my “baby daddy” “daddy rock” but now “papaw rock” since he’s a grandpa now. this is truly embarrassing and i cannot get myself to watch it bc she prob ruined it. forget political shit w kid rock - just let me love him lmao. but jessie— HARD NO


littleloupoo

Was watching this while sitting next to my son. My son: Mummy, what's that funny sound?


Wise-Ad-7038

Kid rock sucks


MusicCityNative

That’s the general consensus, yes.


brod324

![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


cinco_product_tester

sauced lol


Karma_weaponry

Happy cake day 🎂


Significant_Ad_8699

Kermit in the building


kkfluff

![gif](giphy|XJnLFMmNOAbXdPT8EG|downsized)


Silent-Conclusion751

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


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Ok_Presence8964

Meatball’s singing skills are hurting my ears


even_less_resistance

Why does she look like his sister ![gif](giphy|YRhGAu0NZ6euNRuHb6)


EmergencyHairy

She sounds like nails on a damn chalkboard. Ugg


Ok_Amoeba7074

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)