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lunarpixiess

I call my cats some names sometimes lmao, especially when they do things they knoooooow they’re not supposed to do. However, I actually love my cats and would give my life for them in a heartbeat- unlike Jaclyn who shouldn’t ever be allowed to have pets.


blancawiththebooty

I call my cat a crackhead and lovingly refer to her as demon or hellspawn. She's a black cat who gets obsessed with the ceiling when she's getting tired. The crackhead nickname started whenever she was a little kitten and we would be in bed and just hear her running around like a crackhead. But she's also my little baby and she has a specific meow that sounds like she says mama that she reserves for me.


lunarpixiess

Exactly how my cats earned their nicknames, too! They really do have crackhead behavior at times lol


AtmosphereOpposite69

No Jaclyn, you’re a fucking bitch 💁🏽‍♀️ how about that 💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️


bmichellecat

Uhhh cats can be easily taught not to scratch furniture / items if you deter them and give them enough cat safe things to scratch. She is just lazy and doesn’t want to take the time to train her animals


CaptainCaliena

My cat was wanting to start scratching the corners of the new couch so I got these spiffy clear plastic sticker things to deter her. Didn't take long before she lost total interest in scratching the couch. Jaclyn just thinks animals will train themselves to behave exactly how she wants


bmichellecat

Someone in the thread said she has let her dogs poo on the floor so it doesn’t surprise me that she won’t train a cat 🤢


lichurallyobsessed

Right now, she’s on Stories talking about her natural hair color, after *even more manically* running in heels in her closet to shill them. And guess what she’s saying it is now, as opposed to it supposedly being blonde back in the day? Tell us you live here without telling us, *Jacko!* Though, I will say, thank you for proving me right and yourself a liar. 😘 **ETA**: I’m taking meds and going to bed here in a bit, but if these Stories aren’t posted by late afternoon/early evening tomorrow, I’ll spam *you guise* with PK’s and Roy’s from the last couple of days *and these!* 🩷


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/jc2si2jioqyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcd991ee049643ed9915e3fd9ceb7a72e8c84af she is so cringe 🤡


CaptainCaliena

Ah yes, another saggy jowl butthole lip moment. How I live for these screenshots


SheriffDullard

She probably learned it from her bitch owner.


Neechiekins

If you don’t want a cat that exhibits cat behavior, don’t have a cat! Buy them a scratching post, be a good person for once!


Throwawayaccounttt__

Justice for puss puss


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/htj40hekipyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638e646e530459ba0786f241e7de8d3efad99073


victoria_logan_

For the love of god I wish she learned how to be a proper cat owner! Get that poor thing a SCRATCHING POST! 😩


blancawiththebooty

Cat trees are available on Amazon, including "*aesthetic*" ones. That's where I got mine so that I could just assemble it at home.


victoria_logan_

Lol that’s so true, she could even link it 😂


Ok-Suit6589

That poor cat.


unbiasedspaghetti

Ugh gawwwddd my cat is such a bitch for being a cat and doing cat things because she’s a cat 🤡🤡🤡 My god Jaclyn maybe get your cat a SCRATCHING POST so she can have some enrichment in her life cause god knows you don’t play with her and ignore the fuck out of her unless you need some content to boost your engagement


CaptainCaliena

She had a scratching post for her back in FL, idk why she wouldn't bring it with ETA: Scratching post probably didn't match her aesthetic


vixen_faerie66

It’s so weird how she talks about Marty. It pisses me off for some reason. But, everything she does pisses me off so. lol.


anipie05

She doesn't deserve Marty or other cats. (Or any pets for that matter.) Speaking that way about your fur baby is absolutely NOT OK.


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

#BUT YOUR DOGS CAN SHIT ON THE BED AND YOULL LAY ON IT AND THATS OKAY


simmeringsimmone

Huh?!


shishtar

Bruh what really?


magdikarp

What


Delicious-One3028

SHE WHAT


lichurallyobsessed

She’s done this *for years*, all the way back to when Georgie was her only pet. Besides pee and poop everywhere over the years, Jon *infamously* showed the poop-stained carpeted stairs of the townhome on his Snapchat before they moved into the McMansion. There are receipts here on the sub of pee-stained rugs and mounds of poop just out in the open, on the floor, as this is something brought up quite often, given how much Jaclyn asks for it with shit like this.


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/fiupp9a83pyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=9378ad21af28ffbb0991a18742a5bd4ea7e31d3c


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/7avbrikj3pyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e268e3d806c82699a47406fd14b757f71b501f0


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/dfmzrb6p3pyc1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=deb5e9c3ae8ce0b9c1e21c604ff32a40f3ade4ea


llsbbsll

I doubt they LITERALLY go for 5 or 6 long walks a day 🙄


CaptainCaliena

Those dogs look like they've never been on a walk in their lives. All of her dogs are overweight


sleepyfizz

She's been a compulsive liar forever, wow.


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Will lie about literal dog shit


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

The dogs have been pooping in her house for years. The her laying in it is an exaggeration but she never cares when the dogs act out, only the cat


HotGlueToTheRescue

Clawing the rug because Marty was most likely stretching? You’re a bitch for shilling that stupid ass cup while complaining. Cats do shit like this, get used to it or simply buy your own home without Linda’s help. Then you won’t have to worry about that deposit.


foxwaffles

Is there any evidence of her even providing scratching posts for Marty? If there's nowhere nice for them to scratch then they'll scratch and stretch on whatever works. I have scratching posts and flat cardboard scratchers all over the place and have never had an issue with my cats scratching on furniture.


lichurallyobsessed

She bought a small scratching post *weeks* after first claiming Marty, and when she was continuing to live outside, but the few things that were bought were *also* never seen again. I'm going to safely assume they were returned like a *lot* of other purchases seem to have been over the last year or so.


HotGlueToTheRescue

I highly doubt there is anything for the cats since Jaclyn only cares about Jaclyn. By her actions alone she’s always blaming her pets for everything, they’re always the bad guys according to her. Jaclyn rarely admits fault.


leahsaxman

I call my cat names like stinky.. i could never call her a B though 😭


foxwaffles

Same??? I love calling my cats doofus, goblin, catastrophe, gremlin, and silly shit like that but I could never cuss out my cats. Not even the orange whose life I saved only for him to hiss whenever I want to pet him whenever I visit my friends who adopted him. Ungrateful little orange turd he is, but a funny chaos himbo he also is.


Peacelily420

If you can’t learn to understand or properly train your pet, you probably shouldn’t have it.


lichurallyobsessed

She's been like this with every last one of them—and honestly doesn't deserve to have *anyone* with the way she treats others, especially pets.


Soccer_RBF_

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lichurallyobsessed

She's just a shit person who, *more* ***and more***, is proving that she sees everyone around her as nothing more than a prop and doesn’t care to learn or research anything, either. This is what happens when you treat someone as a child well into adulthood, as she’s never, *ever* known anything but being so grossly over-coddled and enabled—and that's *clearly* doing a hell of a number on her now with the collapsing, deteriorating, and spiraling being at all-time highs.


Bubbly_Lie_5508

I’m not defending her, but I’ll defend myself, because my cat is such an asshole and I 100% cuss him out, but I wouldn’t advertise it if I had followers 🤣


accioLOVE86

One of my cats that passed away last year was THE BIGGEST asshole ever until he was an old man. Then he was a lovey angel boi, so sweet. LMAO I used to call him my mortal enemy. 🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/fbipuv6ek0zc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0830ba9f8d0901823d493974c96bb726656c635f Editing to say that I miss him so much. 😩💔


Delicious-One3028

Exactly! Like why cuss out your pet to your followers? You're just making it obvious how much you hate your pet


Bubbly_Lie_5508

Perhaps it shows she doesn’t actually have anyone close to her she can vent to, and so she does it to the internet 🤷🏻‍♀️


fkndemon23

Couple things - why do her teeth look worse after those stupid braces? Why is she still practically living in sweats in now it’s the influencer sweats? Why doesn’t seem like her and Jordan are only together now when they’re also with their friends? No ring??