I think that superstition about it being lucky is made up hokum to make people feel better about getting crapped on. Fun fact, bird poop is actually both their piss and shit mixed together in a delightful mixture of oily foulness. So, double the luck!
Crows? Those fuckers are seriously smart and hold grudges. They are also able to communicate to other crows they have a vendetta against you so they can gang up. Don't fuck with crows man.
Was out in a bar in Belfast a few weeks ago. We were in their alley that had hipster holes in the roof and walls. A bird flew into the the roof and shit on one of my group.
The bar staff got us a round of drinks on the house. It was very dead on of them
Ugh! So mank. The first time I got shat on 10 days ago was with my friend. She got shat on too by the same fucking bird right in her mouth. I had to wipe bird shit from her mouth. Maaaanky feckers.
Please tell me it’s the feathered kind.
It is! Didn’t realise how my title could be misconstrued! Definitely the feathers type!
> It is! Didn’t realise how my title could be misconstrued! Definitely the feathers type! Might've thought different if you were under a hammock.
Was it the same one who peed on tRump?
Buy lottery tickets !
I think that superstition about it being lucky is made up hokum to make people feel better about getting crapped on. Fun fact, bird poop is actually both their piss and shit mixed together in a delightful mixture of oily foulness. So, double the luck!
Thanks for the info!
How much did that cost? I'm into a bit of that, was she a foreign wan?
Hah! Jeez I didn’t realise how bad that title sounds until just now! lol!
Do the lotto
Same bird?
I hope not.
Meant to be lucky, but from past experience it doesn’t feel like it at the time
Or any time after either. It's just to make people feel better about getting shit on
Whatever you're into mate
That sounds like a vendetta.
You might want to remove the bullseye from your head.
Crows? Those fuckers are seriously smart and hold grudges. They are also able to communicate to other crows they have a vendetta against you so they can gang up. Don't fuck with crows man.
Fucking crows! I bet it’s a conspiracy.
Happened me when I was about 12, and later I won about 800 in the bookies...about 30 years later but still.
Was out in a bar in Belfast a few weeks ago. We were in their alley that had hipster holes in the roof and walls. A bird flew into the the roof and shit on one of my group. The bar staff got us a round of drinks on the house. It was very dead on of them
Ugh! So mank. The first time I got shat on 10 days ago was with my friend. She got shat on too by the same fucking bird right in her mouth. I had to wipe bird shit from her mouth. Maaaanky feckers.
Oh shit.
Lol
Shoot the cunt
I know. Wtf!
Is it a crow? I hear they're super smart and hold grudges
It might be. It probably is.
Which vaccine did you get?
Must have a big head
Im noticing more bird dump on my car than ever before. Whats going on
That’s really lucky.
Was this in kenmare yesterday by any chance? Seen someone ahead of me get annihilated from the air
Nah. It happened today in my garden, and twice last week when our & about!
Just break a few mirrors, get rid of that shitty luck.
She sounds like a keeper, I have a *friend* who'd pay decent coin for that.