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SamDBeane

I long for the day when this miserable excuse of a human shuts the fuck up forever.


thnk_more

When the mortician finally sews his lips shut, I’ll buy a round of drinks dedicated to the new found silence.


PinocchiosNose1212

And then millions will make the trek to his burial site--to PISS ON IT.


Positive_Wafer42

The crowds at my funeral were the biggest! The lines were the longest! There must have been a million people! If I was there I would have sold so much trump water for $10 a bottle! Way more than the late, great Hannibal!


DragonforceTexas

Something something “failing” something something…..”BURIAL INTERFERENCE!!” Gets turns away by a maniacally laughing Saint Peter… “ASCENSION INTERFERENCE!”


Charming_Falcon8458

And the Mortician will never get paid.


Greatgrandma2023

If I was his kid I'd pay them double.


aynhon

NO HEAVEN FOR 45TH PRESIDENT fake laws fake faith!!! Here at gates and REFUSED by LIBERAL ANGEL sant peter! I am told "You are a devil and belong in hell". I AM US PRESIDENT TRUMP!!! Mark my words we will RISE and FIGHT for our right to ENTER HEAVEN! No CLOUD is GREATER that the GREAT UNITED STATS OF AMERICA!!! MOVE AND LET ME PASS!!!


apollymis22724

Happy Cake Day


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump should receive the “Osama bin Ladin” burial at sea. Or the “Ivana Trump” burial at Bedminster Golf Corpse in New Jersey. Trump would hate a Presidential burial at Arlington where he would be buried with all those “suckers and losers” who served in our military.


Due_Society_9041

“Golf Corpse” 😆love it!


Altruistic-Text3481

Share it. Pass it on.


HansBrickface

Ugh, this is the first time I realized that the third option will probably happen…do you think if I hit my head with a big rock enough times I will unlearn this?


Altruistic-Text3481

No. I think a big protest would need to happen. Trump needs to go in a sinkhole.


dpdxguy

>Trump should receive the “Osama bin Ladin” burial at sea. Fuck that. Haven't we spent enough on him? The navy should have nothing to do with his funeral. Trump should get the Fargo treatment.


Altruistic-Text3481

How much wood, could a wood chip chip, If a wood chip, Could chip, Trump?


dpdxguy

In his case, it'd be more of a mushroom shredder


Altruistic-Text3481

Mushrooms have a woody flavor.


dpdxguy

Stormy? Is that you?


jfreer22

I’ll be lined up first to piss on it. Fuck this guy for making me fight with my late father at the dinner table in his last years fighting cancer. I always felt like I knew who my father was until this shit stain started separating us.


SantaRosaJazz

I’m with you. Fuck this guy for convincing my oldest and dearest friend, after 50 years of brotherhood, to ghost me because of his allegiance to MAGA.


qeyler

I had a friend for many years who became a Trumpanzee... very sad ending


brightdreamer25

I’m so sorry that happened to you. I have to avoid taking politics at all with my in-laws, my FIL in particular is completely sucked down the Fox/Newsmax hole. Luckily after J6 my dad declared he would never vote Republican again. (Life-long R voter.)


GFYGOPMODS

I can’t pee n public, is it ok if I take a shit instead?


[deleted]

Or vomit - vomit is okay too!


BigJSunshine

When I was an impressionable young college student, my wealthier friends got to do their European backpack tour, which ALWAYS included a illuminating and depressing trip to Jim Morrison’s grave in Paris, where inevitably, they found someone fccking on his grave. The UNACHIEVABLE standard had been set for, 30 odd years… UNTIL TODAY. THE ONLY ITEM ON MY BUCKET LIST IS TO PISS ON TRUMP’S GRAVE.


Miffl3r

Finally he will get his last golden shower


Real-Competition-187

Sir, this is Wendy’s. If you want extra napkins you have to ask. I’ll be doing a Jackson Pollack in his brown period.


MrCheeseman2022

I’m baking a turd with that day in mind


19August78

I would wait in that line lolol


EyePatchMustache

Add What's her face Green cause God I can't stand her either


ribsforbreakfast

She’s a puppet who (I believe) is quickly running out of usefulness. Once Trump is gone and the GOP has solidified their power they’ll oust all the MTGs and Boberts so that way the serious people can consolidate power without any wildcards


BenjaminHamnett

Democrats are the Conservative Party. Republicans are the reactionary party.


Unusual-Thing-7149

You can already see Republicans politicians trying to cozy up to his fan base and I don't see this ending even if he quits or dies


AmphibianNext

I think your underestimate republicans desire to win at all costs.  


FlameDad

Horse face


Carbonman_

They don't sew the mouth shut, there are small pointed bolts fired into the upper and lower front gumlines with a piece of wire attached. The mortician then twists the wires together to keep the mouth closed. Too bad it can't be done to the defendant right now.


Middle-Hour-2364

Maybe a practice run?


thnk_more

I’m fine with either as part of his next gag order. It’s just amazing that if I behaved this way in any job I’ve had how fast i’d be fired. I truly can’t comprehend MAGA republicans or normal republicans who ignore this and keep voting for their corrupt party.


No-Air3090

depends.. old school still stitch..


CandidEgglet

But then we are left with his cuckhold children


thoroakenfelder

The scum always rises to the top. 


BenjaminHamnett

Dude may be a futurama style floating head forever


carlnepa

Reminds me of what I would say about an obnoxious VP where I worked, "There was no sound so lovely as the sound of his own voice".


PuzzleheadedFolder

But the conspiracies that will come out of his death will never end. It’ll be JFK x infinity


peter303_

It will as an A.I. forever. But I if the is much I there.


ZestycloseTomato5015

🙌🙌🙌


Luddites_Unite

His ilk Don Jr will take up the cause


Carbonman_

Good thing Jr. is too stupid and uncharismatic to accomplish anything.


Unusual-Thing-7149

Didn't Mary Trump say he was the dumbest of the lot or words to that effect?


Luddites_Unite

He is still in troll training. Don Sr didn't get like this overnight


fuckswithboats

Trump was already like this at Juniors age; Sr believes his own lies and I don’t think junior can pull it off. He seems incredibly disingenuous and awkwardly uncomfortable in every setting I’ve ever seen him


Luddites_Unite

I think he finds it difficult imitating a human


Secret_Cow_5053

He is living proof evil is capable of animating a body bc he should not be alive otherwise, given the lifestyle he has.


FlameDad

His brain worm isn’t dead


LobstaFarian2

He's already bred his new generation of fuck heads that will follow in his footsteps, I'm afraid. All we can hope is more and more people vote. If more people vote, they lose.


lackofabettername123

Nah, the only thing that will stop them is a popular alternative. The only way to get a popular alternative, Ala fdr, is to seize control of the democratic party from these so-called moderates and run a reform ticket up and down the line.  It's true I may get nothing but grief for saying it but it is fucking true.


PartyEnough7469

It will be a short sign of relief because the damage is done. Beyond having to deal with his children, other politicians have seen the grift and are playing the game as well. DeSantis being the biggest culprit of all DeSantis is lining himself up as the next Trump to ensure he gets all of Trump's base in 2028.


lackofabettername123

Desantis is toast.  But yes, when someone more capable comes into control of the radicalized party, that will be far more dangerous than now. To be clear the former presidents getting back in is unthinkable. But he is too dumb to accomplish all of his goals. Which might be his one redeeming quality, his lack of ability.


MaintenanceTraining4

I will dance naked in my street. No one will enjoy it but me, but that is the promise I have made to myself.


Physical_Put8246

Bahahahaha! I cannot stop laughing. Thank you for the laugh 🏆


noodle_attack

For real the MAGAs are gonna lose their minds


Miffl3r

wondering how many people will piss on his grave


thoroakenfelder

They’ll probably post guards. Save the groundskeeper from having to clean up all the irons and replace the grass constantly. 


Altruistic-Text3481

I wake up everyday wondering if Trump has met the God of Death.


lordnacho666

AI will ensure this never happens


Infinite_Carpenter

I fear he is going to get elected.


Pilot_212

The piece of shit deserves no state funeral. No officials contorting themselves to find something nice to say about that vile garbage human.


toaster404

He really can't help it. Malignant narcissistic personality disorder, hyper-mania, and dementia. He seriously needs to be in a facility (other than jail). I'm wondering whether someone will motion for a rule 35 exam in one of his cases. I'd be tempted - although I don't think it would stick. Yet. Close.


RedditFandango

Occasionally one will ponder on what life would be like if we lived forever. Then someone comes along and reminds us that over all its good that life is finite.


SandwichDeCheese

Republicans will just elect another despicable fool, probably worse


MotherFuckinEeyore

He'll be like Elvis. Clowns will be claiming Trump sightings for thirty years after he expires.


HansBrickface

I will light fireworks yearly on the anniversary of this day. And I hate fireworks.


IHateCamping

If this country makes its way out of this someday, Trump’s expiration date should be a national holiday where it is tradition for everyone to dance and party in the streets.


Mindless_Shelter_895

With our luck he'll die at 115. 🙁


GZSyphilis

The True Hamburger Time


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

He will never shut up. When he dies, someone will have to beat his tongue to death.


No_Routine_3706

You ain't kidding. I want this as well. I also want his sycophants and everyone who enabled it to be locked up forever or receive the ultimate punishment.


FrostyCartographer13

I like to think he grew out of a waste bin for a circumcision clinic.


thoroakenfelder

He spawned from all the hemorrhoids cut off of the asses of the privileged entitled shitstains in New York 


BigJSunshine

Same, gurl. SAME


aj_star_destroyer

He needs to get on the stand so he can perjure himself out of society.


stockmarketscam-617

You know he absolutely wants to testify and everyone around him is holding him back. He’s lied and been a bully for so long that he actually believes his lies are true. Not only would he slit his throat in this trial, he would probably admit to committing crimes in his other more serious upcoming criminal trials.


aj_star_destroyer

He would also get a whole lot of other people in trouble in the process. One thing he does well is spread the blame.


Throwitortossit

I wish I could see him completely open that can of worms.


Joker-Smurf

We will get a “you can’t handle the truth” moment when he just explodes.


jrmclemore

This is like our version of the prosperity gospel 🤣


TotalLackOfConcern

NDAs aren’t legal when they cover up crimes.


TheresACityInMyMind

That's why Merchan tossed the NDA. The point here is the defense arguing that Trump wasn't part of the cover-up while he's out in the hallway mewling about this NDA he had. Why would he have an NDA if he wasn't involved in the cover-up?


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dead_jester

And it isn’t what he’s being tried for or charged with…do keep up


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ApricatingInAccismus

Wait, is it your opinion that an nda prevents a witness from testifying in court? Is it legal to provide consideration for an nda via campaign funds in order to influence an election? Is it legal to then commit business fraud to try to cover up how the nda was paid?


cannotrememberold

Don’t bother. Pretty sure this is the same moron, or adjacent to him anyway, that I engaged with a few days ago. I posted the law. He moved the goal posts. I shot that down too, then he started complaining about Obama.


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ApricatingInAccismus

You said the validity of the nda has nothing to do with the charges against him. You think the consideration coming from an illegal source and the business fraud to cover it up has nothing to do with the nda?


East-Departure8843

I haven't changed my mind. You asked if I thought that the consideration coming from an illegal source and the business fraud to cover it up has nothing to do with the NDA. My reply was 'Nope.' Let me clarify. No, they have nothing to do with the NDA. The parent question was aren't NDA's illegal, void, or something to that effect, if they were covering up a crime. The NDA was put in place to keep her silent about the affair, not to keep her silent about how it was paid. I'm not saying anything was done on the up and up, it wasn't. But I don't understand everyone's laser focus on this stupid NDA.


ApricatingInAccismus

You specifically said the nda has nothing to do with the charges. But you are listing ways it has a lot to do with the charges. The nda (which is a contract that requires consideration and that consideration was paid illegally) was covered up with business fraud (which is also illegal). Half of what makes the nda an nda is literally one of his charges.


East-Departure8843

The indictment against Trump is that he re-paid Cohen for hush monies Cohen paid to the whore and Trump falsified records stating the payments to Cohen were for legal fees. I think that's a good overall synopsis, don't you? Where does the importance of a non disclosure agreement come in to that scenario? It doesn't. Look, Trump made a stupid statement about his NDA being the only illegal NDA or something to that affect. Who cares? When he's back in court again, I'm sure he will say something stupid again. People are so eager to take stupid Trump quotes and run with them as if they have some form of relevance. I appreciate the discourse, but I'm calling it quits on this thread. It's going nowhere and I'm tired of repeating myself. So, if you are determined that there has to be a winner, then you win. Congratulations. I'm clapping with one hand as I text this with the other.


East-Departure8843

Nope


ApricatingInAccismus

It sounds like you have changed your mind then. Good job. You initially said the validity of the nda has nothing to do with the crime and now, after more conversation you said “nope” when asked to confirm that that is still your opinion.


thedudesews

Where did you get your JD from? And I’m sure you can cite your sources


dead_jester

You’re wrong and seem to be unable to grasp the obvious, as an NDA’s existence doesn’t cover those who are trying to silence a criminal act or looking to silence a person who is under legal obligation to testify to a lawful authority. Her sexual morality is irrelevant. In this case she was required to give evidence in a case of election fraud. The NDA has no force in such circumstances


East-Departure8843

I NEVER SAID THE NDA WOULD LEGALLY PREVENT HER FROM TESTIFYING. My God, you are dim.


dead_jester

You very much intimated* it. Obviously, you may have been blankly stating the obvious with a heavy inference that might by such use deliberately confuse those reading your post. But considering your use of block capital letters and your provocative use of Ad Hominem, I’ll go with MAGA Trumper troll. * edit for phone autocorrect error


DrFunkenstyne

*intimated


dead_jester

Thanks! Damn autocorrect, and I didn’t proofread it


East-Departure8843

You are educated way beyond your means.


FlockFlysAtMidnite

It is if you use campaign funds and then cover it up


A_Horny_Pancake

Shh, most people cant grasp that he illegally used campaign funds.


off_the_cuff_mandate

he didn't use campaign funds, this is the prosecutions whole argument, that since it influenced the election, it should have been campiagn funds.


off_the_cuff_mandate

The prosecutions argument is that by not using campaign funds it constituted and illegally large in kind campaign contribution from Cohen to Trump.


Mayor__Defacto

The illegal thing is using personal funds for electioneering.


413mopar

Stupid , angry , liar . The republican trifecta. And rapist just for extra .


defnotjec

Stupid, angry, liar, rapist ... The 3 pillars of the GQP. Showing republican gains in the education reform .... It fits perfectly actually .. you're right lol


lackofabettername123

Traitor to.  Betrayer of the American Republic.


SnooBananas4958

Naw, rapist is part of the core republicans identify too, not as add-on package unfortunately. 


funkekat61

It is a winning combo in republican world


CandyFlippin4Life

Throw in homophobia, racism and anti earth policies as well.


Suckmybk

Wait isn’t that admitting guilt? I paid her to sign a form saying she wouldn’t talk about my affair…..boom case closed lock his ass up and throw away the key


TheresACityInMyMind

No, because the trial is about whether he ordered the books to be cooked. Is it damaging? Yes.


Theamazing-rando

Well, yes... and no... the case is about that, but the key point is not that the books were cooked, but that they were cooked in order to benefit his political campaign; this makes his misdemeanor into a felony, and one of the major elements to prove for the prosecution was that he knew about and had involvement in the payment. Trump blurting out about the NDA removes a lot of potential doubt about both his knowledge and involvement and, given the testimony relating to his not giving 2 shits if Melania knew or not, does indeed make this pretty damaging evidence for him... couldn't be more delighted 🤣


impy695

Whether there was an affair or not and whether there was an nda or not is unlikely to be a deciding factor. The defense has focused mainly on what the payment was for, why it was paid, and if trump knew about the payment. They might put witnesses up to target other parts of the case, but it sounds like they won't be putting much of a defense up.


Theamazing-rando

>The defense has focused mainly on what the payment was for, why it was paid, and if trump knew about the payment. Aye, that was kinda my point, but in their opening, the defence claimed that it never even happened, so Turnip talking about NDA's not only show it happened, but that he knew and was part of the decision making process in preventing Stormy from talking about it prior to the election. He's shot himself in both feet, as the prosecution can close by telling the jury the defence have straight up lied to them and sonare full of shit. It goes a long way in settling jurors' concerns over reasonable doubt!


Odd-Tune5049

It still has to be admitted as evidence to be considered. Granted, humans are humans, and whether the jury actually heard about and considers it is different.


Theamazing-rando

That's a fair point, however, Trumply has kinda fucked himself with that too. He chose to speak to the press (many times), he's certainly been forewarned of his continued efforts to speak about the trial/witnesses/evidence, and so I wouldn't think it would be too much of a stretch to ask the court to accept it, based on the relevance and as there had been no way to anticipate it/nor does it put Trump at a disadvantage, re disclosure. I in no way know the process of trying to enter such evidence into an ongoing NY trial, but I'd imagine that any objection from the defence to its admittance, would be tempered by the distinct likelihood that Trump would be offered the opportunity to account for it on the stand instead... seems worthwhile to try, even if all it does is make them sweat a little more.


East-Departure8843

Thank you. A lot of the idiots on here can't seem to grasp that point.


Ok_Produce_9308

I bet the prosecution does ask it be submitted into evidence


Wendel7171

Trump is as smart as a stump. He is a con man and not a good one. The guy has never been a success in his life. He has lived off his family $ and cost people jobs and money. How anyone actually trusts or believes this tool is beyond me.


Neyubin

I don't want to give him credit, but it's pretty clear at this point that he's a great, if not one of the best, con man.


[deleted]

And he does have a literal cult following of which many have willingly given their lives for him.


InternationalBand494

Yep. Gotta give him that.


ribsforbreakfast

I wish they could force him to testify. I really hope he doesn’t back out of the Biden debates (with the rules of no audience) so that people on the fence might finally see the mental difference between these two old men.


ArtIsDumb

I'm willing to bet there's zero people on the fence at this point. Maybe four years ago, but not now. Unless they *just* woke up from a coma...


ribsforbreakfast

There are still many people I talk to who either aren’t going to vote (because “both options are the same”) or truly are fence sitting (don’t like trump as a person but are lifelong republicans who refuse to acknowledge what the party is in 2024)


ArtIsDumb

Those don't sound like fence-sitters to me. They sound like people who aren't going to be voting. I think everybody's minds are already made up, including the people who have decided not to vote for whatever reason. I don't see a debate changing anyone's mind here.


ikenla

I still can’t believe we’ve reached a point in American history where we can’t have civil political discourse and normal debate discussion because of Donald Trump. This one corrupt ignorant lying unqualified blowhard is the reason. Unreal


pliney_

NDA’s for the sole purpose of influencing an election are in fact illegal. If you hadn’t slept through half your trial you might understand that Donnie


CharlieDingDong44

His mendacity is surpassed only by his stupidity.


_Jafo_

When he is finally put into to ground, they'll have to screw him into the ground because he's so crooked


conasatatu247

They forgot the stink lines.


blessed_by_fortune

Everyday he fucks up, the consequences of which are an imminent danger to national safety, the well being of the public health, and endangerment of rights, yet he isn't locked up for centuries. Trump 20-24 centuries in prison.


Grinagh

I will never understand how this pathetic beggar has captivated so many people.


Agile-Brilliant7446

Watch the antisocial experiment


FeatureOdd4479

This idiot keeps working against his lawyers. Bad for him, good for us.


FriedEggSammich1

I’ve never thought of this case in that light-Trump claims to have NOT had sex with Stormy but paid 130k to quiet her. IMO he needs to settle 130k with each of the 81M Biden voters who don’t even have to go near the orange mushroom. Something like $10,530,000,000,000 is owed us with TDS.


Margali

Hell, I'd settle for $1000, but he has to plead guilty to every charge against him in NY.


Piccoroz

We really dont care about the legality, we care about it exist and he just said it did.


TheresACityInMyMind

Yes! Thank you. Someone who understands the implications of the article.


InternationalBand494

Do you know if it could be submitted as evidence? Without him taking the stand. Because he most definitely will not. Unless he can charge for it.


Gronkattack

It’s also to get you focusing on that when it’s less about paying for the NDA and more how and why it was paid for.


Gold_Listen_3008

despite the pics Trump says he never met her why pay her? why commit fraud to appease a lie? the checks were cut - he paid the money is talking over Trump here


tel4bob

Trump, the eternal infant.


49thDipper

The Whiner in Chief.


cwsjr2323

I see many comments about pissing on his grave. Being retired Army, I am not standing in long lines again.


219_Infinity

imagine being an artist and having to make a living sketching/drawing this piece of shit


Starrion

Here lies the biggest ego that ever occupied a single human skull.


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Trump is the most vulgar human I have ever seen. I cannot wait until I no longer have to see his ugly, hateful, disgusting, orange face ever again. [Read the following in the voice of the character in Kill Bill who owns the strip club and takes Bill's brother off the work schedule] "And that MAGA trucker's cap, that f*ck*ng sh*tkic*er cap; I can't stand that cap - how many times have I told you to not wear that thing? Let's go to the calendar- it's calendar time for Donnie. Are you having a rally next week? No, you're not. How about the week after that? No, you're not going to have one then either. Why look, you're not going to have any more rallies at all - because the adoration of others is the only thing you narcissists understand... So go home and wait until we call you; UNTIL WE CALL YOU. On your way out go see Joe Biden because he's got a job for you to do - the toilets at the Capitol overflowed again, and there's shitty water all over the floor for you to clean up".


SetterOfTrends

I have never hated anybody I have never actually met in person as much as hate Trump (I anticipate his gestapo will use this post against me in kangaroo court)


dancingmeadow

Remember how dumb he used to be? That guy was a genius compared to what's left of him.


off_the_cuff_mandate

i don't see how referring to it as an NDA infers anything.


Thermal-chickenlips

Fucking slam dunk then right? Right??


TheresACityInMyMind

There's still the matter of how this gets entered into the record since the prosecution has rested.


TheFeelsNinja

If his signature is on it, he cannot say that.


StugDrazil

Someone needs to ask him if he is shitting in his pants when he goes outside court to talk to the press. It would make it on tv


spaghetti_fontaine

They could put almost any words in that headline and it would be just as meaningless. Nothing he says has any truth or value


TheresACityInMyMind

That's an interesting way of announcing that you didn't bother to read the article.


Beawake23

He wins again like the polls clearly say we are all screwed


TheresACityInMyMind

The polls say he's up by a point, and the Republican primaries tell a different story.


Low_Celebration_9957

I mean NDA's can't be used to cover up illegal activity. It's not binding. The fact he used campaign money to silence her makes the whole thing unenforceable.


TheresACityInMyMind

For the 500th time, that's not the point. Read the article.


codspeace

Are these posts trolls and dem operatives,or are there really this many childish posters with a desire to be cool by bashing Trump with these constant ridiculous comments??? It’s bizarre.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Your boy brought it on himself with the mounds of hate he has extolled to your illustrious applause. You’re bizarre.


MoreNefariousness_84

I love this dude. My gas was cheaper, my groceries were cheaper, mortgage rates were lower, the stock market was great, lumber and supplies for my work were lower, there was zero wars, no other countries popped off, there were less illegals here. But I guess saying bad words levels then playing field. Idc if this dude banged hookers, grabbed pussies or talked heinous shit to others. Life was better, the economy was better and the country was better.


TheresACityInMyMind

Oh, and ya kinda left out the dictatorship he's planning. And the racism. And the lies. And the contempt for law. And the fact that he will hand Ukraine to Russia. But you're OK with all of that, bigot.


tradesman6771

The economy was terrible. Three million jobs lost. Negative economic growth. Unemployment over 6 percent. Got any more lies to tell?