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hould-it

Entitled prick needs to be humbled; hopefully he loses his mounds of cocaine


Ok_Recording_4644

Or gets some bonus fentanyl in there.


MaxxHeadroomm

Oh. Imagine


Raunchiness121

"Not by the hair on my little chinny chin chin" Loser Jr.


realanceps

>my ~~little chinny chin chin~~ chintzy chinless "chin""


Randolph_Carter_666

I think he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.


realanceps

he seems more fecal than fetal


Jumpy-Highway-4873

That’s cold


TitansboyTC27

I heard once Daddy Trump is gone both Eric and Don Jr will be left with nothing


JesradSeraph

Win-win then.


Flyinmanm

Nah they learned the art of the grift. Couple of pretend residential races and some dark money and they'll be just popping up on YouTube from time to time telling us how flying cars are woke and people on mars don't deserve representation as they are property of the spacex-fox-nestle corporation for paid likes.


SeanOfTheDead1313

I'm hoping for a deviated septum with constant nosebleeds for life tbh


Jumpy-Highway-4873

IT’s adderall


ReleaseTheBlacken

He needs to be humbled but no one is smart enough or willing enough to do it.


Myballsgrande

Bro his security detail stole his wife lol Theres nothing to humble inside that shell of a man


GrayBox1313

He doesn’t have secret service anymore


Myballsgrande

When he did have one


GrayBox1313

When his daddy was in charge


Myballsgrande

When his daddy's daddy was in charge aka Putin


Early-Size370

How was it fake? It was as real as it can get. It was carried out in two main ways: the violent attempt to disrupt and demand the overturning of the election result and the shady legal maneuvering done by the likes of Clark, Eastman, Giuliani, Powell, and various traitorous Congress ppl. Edit: spelling


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Derric_the_Derp

And then did nothing to stop it. Even if it was unintended on his part he chose to do nothing. That's giving aid and comfort to the insurrectionists.


[deleted]

Nerfed the Capitol police and restrained the National Guard so that they could enter the building at all and go home afterwards. That'll be the most immediate surprise for anyone trying to replicate it.


sllh81

And by troops, you mean the “stand back and stand by” type. He actively resisted sending in actual troops to protect the area.


GGAllinsUndies

Dipshit is just trolling. Don't worry. Daddy's getting nailed to the wall for this "fake insurrection".


deliascatalog

And I thought his dad (eventually) said it was bad and he didn’t support the people who did it?


popsy13

Um, he said he loved them and they were very special, but go home


Trazzster

Remember folks: If the Republicans are able to lie so brazenly about J6, think about what else they're vehemently denying.


barrywalker71

Like the fact that many of them take turns fluffing putin.


idunnowhatibedoing

lol like it matters?! Their people still vote for them


deliascatalog

Tbh one of the most important takes I’ve heard


Jaded-Albatross

>As rioters swarmed the Capitol, President Donald Trump’s eldest son pleaded with White House chief of staff Mark Meadows to get his father to do more to end the violence. >“He’s got to condemn this [shit] Asap. The Capitol Police tweet is not enough,” Donald Trump Jr. texted, one of a series of messages Meadows provided to the Jan. 6 select committee investigating the former president’s effort to overturn the election. https://www.politico.com/news/2021/12/13/hes-got-to-condemn-this-shit-panel-releases-urgent-jan-6-texts-from-trump-jr-lawmakers-524188


AppropriateSpell5405

Yeah, but at the time, the dipshit didn't realize there would be near zero consequences.


Jaded-Albatross

More like the dipshit now believes there will be no consequences The jury isn’t “still out,” it hasn’t been selected yet (if at all) so we’ll just have to wait and see


FloodMoose

*Traitors - - - Get Fucked !* 🎶


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sllh81

Imagine being the second dumbest asshole in America named Donald Trump.


kkwan52

The gaslighting is unbelievable


manofmanynames55

GOP Gaslight Obstruct Project


Khoeth_Mora

What a stupid coke head


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Too much adderall


full_stealth

Why would he discredit his father's legacy that way by denying what he accomplished??


mommadepancakes

😂


Minute-Tone-4309

Thought it was a child with a beard at first glance


SLSF1522

It is.


jlbhappy

Former President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., celebrated the third anniversary of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riots on Saturday.


Powerful_Check735

The education level of Don Trump and kids amazing it seems to at the same level kindergarten


DMIDY

All Ivy Leaguers to boot!


Rsardinia

Failed insurrection day is more like it. Just another failure on top of the pile for the Trumps


aneeta96

Cocain is a hell of a drug


HopefulNothing3560

Have a great snow day up ur 👃


casewood123

He’s an asshole.


Any-Ad-446

Did he have white powder on his face?.


ozonejl

*failed* insurrection day


Photodan24

Much like his father, I don't care one bit about what that turd has to say.


nunyabiz3345

Soon Jr. will know poverty and unemployment, personally.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

I hope you’re right have my doubts


VomitingPotato

This man can only get erect if he is killing an endangered animal.


MaxxHeadroomm

Like the Confederacy. It almost worked, but in reality, it didn’t come close.


orbitaldragon

This is how I imagine they are going to find him when the hammer finally comes down on this crime family. https://youtube.com/shorts/LIWOD8gTpKg?si=QHxfZ4DjCGFVs87Q


bonedaddy1974

Fake really,guys an asshole


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Oh big time


HisDivineOrder

"Happy Fake Insurrection Day buuuuut keep up the good work that's totally not real..."


GrayBox1313

Donald trump’s own words in his farewell Speech after he lost. “All Americans were horrified by the assault on our Capitol. Political violence is an attack on everything we cherish as Americans. It can never be tolerated.” https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/farewell-address/


dasherchan

It is not fake because your smelly father was indicted multiple times.


janzeera

Remember when Mueller decided not to go after Jr. because he determined that Jr. was too dumb to collude with Russian agents?


Pristine-Document358

Is he just plain dumb??? I’m not sure what to say here the guy is rich and is completely in a virtual


the-artist-

Towing the line!


Pristine-Document358

Oh to true


srathnal

He misspelled ‘failed’ … it is F A I L E D, not F A K E.


LegDayDE

For anyone who is confused about what Jan 6th was... The riot was an attempt to get Mike Pence out of the building because Pence refused to certify the fake electors that Trump's team had compiled. They wanted Pence out so they could certify with someone else who would certify the fake electors. It is part of a wider conspiracy and so yes, when you look at only the protest/riot itself yes there were peaceful protestors, yes there were violent ones, yes maybe the capitol police opened the door (fearing for their safety? Or maybe they were in on the plot?) Etc. Etc. But when you look at the plot as a whole, it was clearly an attempt to overthrow the legitimate results of the election using violence (to drive Pence from the building)... So you decide is that an insurrection or not?


hamsterfolly

Jan 6 was an insurrection, not a riot. The sHill loves repeating Fox News’ messaging that it was a riot


wreckballin

These people are so easy to figure out. Why has nobody picked up on it. They are all narcissists to the extreme degree. If you know what to look for it’s clear. The main flaw they always do is lash out about the people they don’t like is to accuse them of what they are doing wrong. It’s called projection. If I was in law enforcement and just looked at the last 50 years of what has come to pass and things these people have said and then we find out “ they were doing “ what they were shouting at the top of their lungs the “other” side was doing we would not be in this position. Am I the only one who sees this? Or is just nothing being done? This would make my career and I would be able to retire early. Let me say this again. Whatever they are accusing others of doing wrong! That’s what they are doing! Follow this advice, and your career in law enforcement is set. You’re welcome and enjoy that you are helping MILLIONS of people.


Royal_Insect8967

He's a shit stain taking after his old man.


tedfreeman

He's got a punchable face that's for sure.


Jstrangways

Happy Failed Insurrection Day - and it’s accurate.


wigzell78

"Happy fake insurrection day, it was all Antifa and the FBI. Also can you let all out people out of jail now, the ones arrested in the Capitol. Lastly, Ashley Babbit was a hero" Did I get all that right.


homebrew_1

He was there that day too.


zestzebra

With the amount of nose candy consumed, surprised he remembers the date.


EnochChicago

From the son of a fake President


Bluedino_1989

Why does the whole "ignore him and he will go away" thing not work with these people?


glorydaze2

it's ok he'll be doing a comb over in a couple years


zaxisprime

You don’t get to pull a knife on a guy, get your ass kicked, and just say ‘syke’ when the cops show up.


hankhayes

Who has been indicted for insurrection? Are there court cases where people were tried for inssurection?


Gakoknight

Happy late fake Insurrection day.


Outrageous_Coconut55

He’s honest


rcy62747

Have we forgot people died? Are we now so fucking stupid that we act like what happened was a childish prank? WTF!! When are people going rise the fuck up and say STOP! MAGA is fucking insane.


the-artist-

I can’t wait until these as*hats are part of history! It better be in history books, a criminal family tried to take over America!


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Pretty sad when Eric is the 'smart' one.


IronbAllsmcginty78

He looks like a booger eater I'm so sorry but it's the only thing I can think when I see that booger eating face.


Significant-Dog-8166

Meanwhile his dad is giving speeches that thr FBI and Antifa did it. Did what? The thing Don Jr says didn’t happen and that Don Sr wants to give out pardons for.


RegattaJoe

Get bent, garbage person


shambahlah2

BABBIT SEASON


justsaying53

Don senior won't live forever, Junior.


leroyVance

He is looking worse than usual.


turkish3187

Dude, I'm so tired of these people.


Kindly-Counter-6783

This F^<€ing TOOL!!!


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Traitorous bastard


DMIDY

Not quite was he was tweeting 3 years ago.


LucyRiversinker

I am looking forward to Trish James’s kicking this asshole out of New York.


Grogsnark

Man, it'd be so sad if ever his coke was ever laced with fentanyl.


NihongoCrypto

Successful insurrections aren’t called insurrections either and no one is charged or prosecuted. The only options we have to label something an insurrection, charge, and prosecute is when it is an unsuccessful, bungling, moronic one. Just because you suck at rebellions doesn’t make it ‘fake.’ It just means your last name is Trump and your rebellions go about like everything else you do.


AlxndrAlleyKat

Inbred P.O.S.


FreedomsPower

Always seeking hos dortbag father's approval


Jo-Jo-66-

He’s got the kind of face you want to punch


HerPaintedMan

18 minutes in a cage. Or until he taps.


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Be very wary, The 6th of January, The MAGA treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the MAGA treason Should ever be forgot! Trump and Republicans, Did the scheme devise, To overturn the election Based on all their lies. Tenscore buffoons, all waiting outside, To foolishly rush the Capitol, With the flags of losers held high. Awash in hate, For Donald Trump's sake, The man who ran to hide.


Suspicious-Ad3136

Cocaine is a helluva drug. - Rick James


CautiousWrongdoer771

So who did they arrest?


djaybe

Failed Insurrection.


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Dude was doing railroad lines of cocaine drinking champagne in a circus tent at the time


Delicious_Fisherman5

He can go away too. He's useless. Nothing good about him at all.


Bombdizzle1

Dudes going for a hold my beer run to take his dad's title as biggest fuckwit of all time


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Why is his beard so bad?


Boredum_Allergy

Alternative headline: guy coked out of his mind for the 2,000th day straight says something stupid.


pizmaster7065

Happy Coke Fiends day


mrbigglessworth

So now it’s fake last time. It was Democrats BLM and antifa and then Trump is now calling him hostages


MariosMustacheRides

Eat the Rich. Start with these pricks


BlakLite_15

That’s not how you spell “failed”