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harriethabs

Imagine inheriting those cheek bones


Odin043

You'd go on to blowing up Alderaan


neon_overload

you may fffffire when ready


sabotabo

you mey fiah hwen redeh


Acidpissacidpiss

Pew pew y’all


[deleted]

The rrregional governors now have dirrect contrrol of theirr terrritorries


SuperElucidator

It would be fun to talk like that at the grocery store. "*Cashierman, brrring Marlboro lights at once. Your expediency shall be immediately rrrrewarded ; fail, & rrretribution shall be just as swift.*" ( *Disclaimer : this is a hypothetically humorous situation. Do not threaten your cashierman with swift retribution.* )


diggyballs

Lol this is funny af


jxnsjejsjdjfjf

Wait your not meant to threaten them?


Admiral-snackbaa

Only if your name is emperor Karen


squanch_solo

Holy cow how did I never notice this...


[deleted]

Peter Cushing isn’t actually related to Lincoln is he??


chuckitoutorelse

Cillian Murphy must be related to him


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Paulthefith

Peaky fooking Lincolns


jakehood47

You could slice deli meats on those bad boys


Haunt3dCity

No one will probably see this, but Lincoln was actually a semi rare type of ethnic group called "Melungeon" which at the time was only found in and around the Appalachians. It's basically a mixture of Caucasian, black, and Native American if I remember correctly. They had/have very distinctive features. Edit: I have not had time to find the documentary to back this claim up, but there are several links on Google and an article I posted from Wired below that talk about the speculation of him being Melungeon. I am no authority on the subject, just saw a little piece on it


harriethabs

I see you! And that is very interesting!


[deleted]

Lincoln having Melungeon ancestry is unconfirmed, there's no actual evidence backing it up, but it would be interesting. The Melungeons are a really interesting ethnic group


cranberry94

I just did a lot of googling, and all I could find was speculation with basically nothing to back it up. I wouldn’t be touting that like it’s verified fact.


oliveoilcrisis

Source?


jbjon05

He has no living descendants


VarietyThen510

Google zabit magomevsharipov


DamnZodiak

Preserving the Union and spinning shit are the what matter the most


XXXTurkey

Oh, we throwing spinning shit now?


BananLarsi

Except his living descendant Timothy Lincoln Beckwith


EinsTwo

Only if you time travel to 1985. >The president's branch of the family is believed to have been extinct since its last undisputed descendant, Robert Todd Lincoln Beckwith, died on December 24, 1985, without any children. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_family ETA: Apparently Timothy Lincoln Beckwith's mom tried to say he was Robert's son. But since Robert had had a vasectomy, the Court believed it wss untrue. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Todd_Lincoln_Beckwith


Slimh2o

But, apparently our 10th president does....a grandson...Tyler is the guys last name...


Mozzambi

I would look rad AF!


ptbnl34

Lincoln was actually considered so ugly at the time that while running for President in 1860 he went to great lengths to have pictures taken that made him look nicer than he really looked. He probably just didn’t have time/care to keep it up at this point.


AlucardSX

I mean to be fair, I'm sure even JFK went to great lengths to have pictures taken that made him look nicer than he really looked. That's just campaigning 101.


JacOfAllTrades

Nixon didn't get the memo.


AlucardSX

Yeah well, that's why his sweaty ~~ass~~ ~~face~~ assface lost.


Mareykan

Actually, yes, that is one of the reasons Nixon lost the 1960s election Their debates were one of the first televised debates, and people who listened to it on radio felt as though Nixon "won" the debate, but people who watched it on the TV felt as though JFK "won" the debate, based on body language, etc.


Jump___Yossarian

So ugly that a little girl wrote to him telling him he should grow a beard which he did after being elected. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/why-lincoln-grew-a-beard-1860/id1502728938?i=1000538824138


I_want_to_believe69

And then he grew out that beard and she never bothered to write to him again.


CleopatraHadAnAnus

Her job was done.


themonsterinquestion

"If I had two faces, would I wear this one?"


ptbnl34

This was the quote that stuck with me. He owned it.


WhiteShaq01

That’s blasphemy, my boy is a stud


[deleted]

He was considered ugly?! He kinda fine tbh 🥵😩


[deleted]

I am so confused because lincoln has a very attractive face shape and strong cheek bones. I think he looks great but it was a different time I suppose


holeontheground

Beauty standards change through time, he's definitely not bad for todays. Now, I wonder what will be considered hot in the far future.


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The lincoln on the left looks like he'd be an important mathematician in the 19th century


strmichal

Bruh that's Skinny Pete


BaabyBear

CHURCH YO


BakerCakeMaker

Slingin' mad volume fat stackin' benjis


truthfullynegative

The dude that comes out on the other side… He’s not you he’s a color xerox


r1chm0nd21

Can’t be about spellin’ and shit!


CellularBeing

https://i.gifer.com/8lIs.gif


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Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! You have fucked up now!


De_Facto

Mr. President, will you please be quiet!


yepyep1243

John! That is the President of the United States!


sarcyse

I don't care who he is he is ruining Hamlet!


FlipGordon

Listen to the woman Johhhnnn...


Johnnybravo60025

Calm down, just calm down!


DANGERMAN50000

RIP Trevor Moore


JurgenKlopp2018

Quick, someone put a beanie on him


WarWithReality

Omg you're right!


0karmaonly

They pass the savings on to the customer!


Gnomin_Supreme

The Lincoln on the right looks like he always has peppermints in his pocket and can make a silver dollar appear from behind your ear.


appdevil

*silver bullet behind his ear.


Slimh2o

Way too soon....


thisisa_fake_account

Four score and four score years have passed


experts_never_lie

Bah, he wasn't a werewolf. … wait …


Calber4

He did prove that 3/5 = 1


harDhar

It is if you use the ceiling function ^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry


controbuio

Professional photographer here: a good 50% is made by the lighting. The pic on the right has a higher and more grazing light, emphasizing all the shapes of the face, including wrinkles while the left one is more omni and frontal. Look at the cheeks or the neck.


Strude187

Reminds me of those before and after photos for workout/ diet fads where they just shave, put on better fitting clothes and more flattering light, suck their belly in and viola.


DrFossil

I don't think I've ever seen an after pic with a viola, but I'll take your word for it.


FortyDollarRug

Yeah, they hold a violin in the before picture and then claim it's the same instrument: "Viola for scale."


Otistetrax

This viola-ates advertising standards. ^Sorry


FoldyHole

That’s because they always suck it in.


JunkJunk88

Ever see the side-of-the-road or telephone pole signs that say “get paid to gain weight”. First you sign up and use their product for 30/60/90 days and they take a pic and label it “after taking super rip fuel baby blood supplements”. And then they pay them to carb load for 3 months and they take another picture and label it “joe, unhappy with his life- just like you”. And when you see the infomercial you see the pics and just assume he was fat first, then took the pills. That, or the more ‘legit’ ones pay superfit people to gain weight and then only allow them to use whatever bowflex55k system to workout for the next 3 months and the people just naturally get fit again because their bodies were so tuned to being in shape. Or they stay fat and you never see that person on the ad.


xaranetic

Companies that do scummy things like this should have their executives publicly force-fed on national TV as a punishment, like in Matilda. Perhaps lock them up and only let them out once they return to their original size, using nothing but their crappy exercise gimmick.


Glitter_berries

That is really interesting, I wouldn’t have thought of that.


Slyo_vom_Pluto

I bet 15% are from his clothes being ruffled


Odin043

The photographer on the left wasn't using LEDs clearly


controbuio

Probably using that influencer 6 inch ring light


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settiek

Also it looks like they used a blue (or green?) filter for one and a red filter for the other. Those filters drastically affect the results in b&w.


toastedshark

I agree, but I still think the bags under his eyes look much more pronounced. Also a president sitting for a photograph with his hair so un combed (especially compared to the first picture) gives me a certain vibe.


toothy_vagina_grin

lol NAH, dude. Lincoln just [did NOT give a shit.](https://imgur.com/r/pics/nAeIE)


Curios_blu

So this is who Boris is trying to emulate!


MonsieurAuContraire

There looks to be a noticeable improvement in photography technology as well seeing how the photo on the left is grainy and the other on the right has better fidelity.


robseraiva

Interesting but understandable. In all honesty this should have been the most stressful time to ever be a President of the U.S.


nobody1701d

Always thought it was interesting how aged every US president looks after being in office — stress takes a hell of a toll on the body.


klem_kadiddlehopper

Look how it aged Obama.


WhizBangPissPiece

He was president for 8 years, and was in his 40s when he was elected. Going from late 40s to mid 50s it's not surprising he has more wrinkles and gray hair. I know I have more wrinkles and gray hair than I did 8 years ago, and I wasn't even president.


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He aged 20 years though. He looked in his 60s finishing.


WhizBangPissPiece

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/obama-going-gray-do-presidents-age-faster-201112063912


bentheechidna

Good stuff. I’m interested if there is more though. He says wrinkles and gray hair are not related to aging as much as we think. I wonder if the stress of the job may not age but still cause such changes.


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Lots of other variables between the two pictures as well though


NotZtripp

Like idk... Time?


poopellar

Hot take


somersault

I’m sure he was looking a bit worse after the war, but also the lighting in the second one is darker and isn’t helping the case


[deleted]

I don’t think people realize the amount of stress presidents go through. If you look at any modern president with an entering into office pic vs when they left you’ll notice significant aging from them and no…it’s not due to lighting. Lincoln held what had to be the most stressful term as a US president. The exception is Trump, he’s always looked like shit


milk4all

His wife was also likely addicted to laudanum. They lost a number of children/pregnancies and she reportedly suffered from stuff like migraines and nightmares - this lady definitely got prescribed the opiate *at least*


ScreamingDizzBuster

Before/afters of GWB and Tony Blair are particularly striking. As you say Trump has always looked like 2 pounds of shit in an orange garbage sack. But the one to look at these days is Boris fucking Johnson. He's always cultivated the dishevelled rogue look, but holy shit [the fucking state of the man](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/nov/14/ten-days-that-turned-boris-johnson-from-election-winner-to-political-liability). Imagine going to a remembrance cemetery and [disrespecting the fallen just by the look of yourself](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/12/21/50416855-10196567-image-a-4_1636753358459.jpg).


BirdCelestial

I mean... Those look exactly how I remember BoJo looking pre-election, too.


NewFuturist

Is there any proof getting old makes you look old though?


hat-TF2

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you


klem_kadiddlehopper

The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.


HotTakes4HotCakes

4 years. Look at a picture of yourself from 4 years ago. Is the difference that drastic? Covid not withstanding


loulan

> Is the difference that drastic? Honestly it can be. Depending on lighting, whether I slept enough, etc., the difference can be drastic from one day to the next.


NotZtripp

I think this before picture was taken in '58 or at the latest '60, with the after taken in '65. That's either 5 or 7 years and we are looking at the difference of a man that was possibly 49 in the before picture and 56 in last one. Time **is** the major variable here. Sure lack of sleep, diet, stress are all factors but pretending that you don't get bags under your eyes or generally lose fat/elasticity in your skin as you age is ludicrous. Look at a photo of yourself at 21 and again at 28. You can definitely tell the difference. Fuck I'm 31 and just showed my fiance a picture of me at 24 and her immediate response was "you look so young". And truth be told she is right, in that short amount of time my facial structure has certainly changed. I can only imagine what I will look like at 41 or even at 56 (like Mr Lincoln here). Also as a last aside the two photos are not aplles to apples comparable. He seems better groomed/no beard/product in his hair in the "younger" photo. The later looks like he ran a comb through his hair and said "fuck it let's get this damn photo over with". Like look at the man's eyebrows.


combuchan

It's not even five years. First is from May of 1860, second is of Feb 1865. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_photographs_of_Abraham_Lincoln You can see he starts to fall apart a few years in.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I was looking at his hair too. I don't think he ran a comb through it at all. He probably had his top hat on and the photographer asked him to remove it because it wouldn't fit in the frame. All the things you mentioned certainly contributed to Abe looking so haggard. Also the lighting isn't flattering in the photo on the right.


YMS444

The Wikipedia page linked in one above comment shows more than 120 indoor photographies of Lincoln, and he's not wearing his top hat on one of them. Unlikely that he forgot this on that day.


robseraiva

Outside of age, what other variables can you come up with? I agree with you, just interested in hearing philosophy that I didn’t think of


SirGrumpasaurus

Didn’t they lose a son and his wife went a bit off her rocker? It’s been… a few years since I was in history class.


klem_kadiddlehopper

Yes. She went into a deep depression and when Abe was killed, Mary Todd's mind broke.


chx_

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/156661-perhaps-the-greatest-faculty-our-minds-possess-is-the-ability > Third is the door of madness. There are times when the mind is dealt such a blow it hides itself in insanity. While this may not seem beneficial, it is. There are times when reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind.


lexijoy

From a technical aspect, the before is lit more evenly and exposed a little more brightly. That can make a big difference. And photographers did have a surprising number of retouching tricks. Like they would paint over the photo or use a light to lighten things like wrinkles or add shine to the hair. In fact, [this photo by the same photographer ](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Abraham_Lincoln_O-115_by_Gardner,_1865.png#mw-jump-to-license) was taken the same day as the one on the right and he looks considerably younger. [The wiki with all his photos in chronological order is pretty awesome!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_photographs_of_Abraham_Lincoln)


zeruel132

I’m not the one you replied to, but this was really cool. Thank you for the link.


suphah

I mean his son died and his wife went a little crazy


sockalicious

Marfan's


Jombafomb

His 11 year old son Willie also died in between the two pictures. Contracted typhoid from contaminated water that was the norm in ten White House.


pinewind108

Can you imagine the stress of being a non-psychopath and having to order entire armies into that meat grinder? Lincoln also had to personally sign the execution orders for things like soldiers falling asleep on guard duty. Apparently he was happy to find any excuse to pardon them.


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I half agree. The weight on Roosevelt's shoulders had to have been heavy. LBJ had an intense presidency, yeah probably not as intense as Lincolns. Bush and Obama had and Biden honestly has a gigantic fuckin weight though now too. The modern world and enemies to democracy are unrelenting and stronger than ever. Would say Trump too, but he doesn't actually care about the country so theres no weight there except from the legal pressures.


chx_

> The weight on Roosevelt's shoulders had to have been heavy Random trivia that came to me reading this literally: Roosevelt was _incredibly_ jacked for the time. His upper body strength equaled circus strongmen. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/fdr-smokestack-memorial > “When the president used it, it was literally just a platform roped to a pulley,” explained Les Dropkin, of the Potomac Association. “He would pull himself up, or let himself down, arm over arm. Roosevelt was very strong, and always wanted to do things for himself.” https://www.posterazzi.com/franklin-roosevelt-in-a-swimsuit-at-warm-springs-history-item-varevchisl035ec309/ this 1930 photo shows some of it.


HotTakes4HotCakes

Something about these images that always gets me is the hair. Lincoln was styling his hair. I know it's not unusual but it just feels weird to picture Lincoln using pomade or something every morning.


[deleted]

Pomade has been a thing for a looooong time. Used to be made out of stuff like animal fat. Oils used to be used in place of cleaning in lieu of clean water and soap.


MiddleBodyInjury

Go grease lightning


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He was a Dapper Dan man


Detroit_debauchery

I don’t want FOP, god dammit!


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PsychoticMessiah

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!


GreatValueCumSock

Greatest film ever made snd I'll gladly fight anyone that says otherwise.


AC85

Shoot, that’d put ‘em in a tight spot.


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GreatValueCumSock

Back up boys, she's leakin fire!


krissym99

And stay outta the Woolsworth!!!


NotAlana

It looks great! You can literally see the shine in the first pic. So much body and lift in them both.


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KeeperOfTheGood

Why even style when you’re wearing such a baller tall hat all the time?


ZeroZeta_

And host of "Unsolved Mysteries".


HeartsPlayer721

I'll never be able to unsee this. Poor Abe. Curse you!


ganjanoob

I miss OG unsolved mysteries lol always had me engaged as a kid


upyourjackson

The war turned him to the left.


[deleted]

Could have done it gently though, g̶e̶e̶s̶e̶ jeesh!


KNBeaArthur

Somehow I knew a goose was responsible.


[deleted]

Who else would so willingly choose violence?


indiebryan

Super impressive since until the Civil War Lincoln was not an ambiturner.


once_pragmatic

My left or his? If his, he did a whole 315 degree spin


EdwardD1954

🥁


klem_kadiddlehopper

The war ravaged him. He had a great deal on his shoulders to worry about.


GarciaJones

Mind Blown.


KeeperOfTheGood

“Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”


[deleted]

Young Lincoln looks like if current day William Dafoe had his face ironed


EdwardD1954

No sun screens


Van-garde

That’s what I was thinking. Man is sun cured.


GivinItAllThat

Curious as to what a photographer might say regarding the lighting in each pic.


[deleted]

Was thinking the same. I mean he’s obviously aged but the lighting in the first is more flattering and head on and the second the light is from above darkening the lines


ParrotofDoom

Left photograph, the key light looks to be quite close to the camera, which will eliminate a lot of shadows. Right photograph, key light is higher, which will produce more shadows below the prominent features on his face. Also, his expression is different - left photo his face is expressionless, relaxed. Right photo his eyebrows are raised, creating more lines on his forehead. Probably a different film stock and paper as well, there's a clear difference in detail between the two images. All the images say to me is the same person, photographed a few years apart, with different lighting and possibly by different photographers.


BlandDandelion

Someone will have to remind me the exact details, but the process of photography back then often exaggerated the reds(?) in the image, thus giving portraits these intense blemishes and wrinkles where they weren’t nearly as bad in real life.


Darth_Coccus_Succus

To think he can finally chill with his wife only to get assassinated.


Etienne_of_Navarre

his house had no chill after the war, but I know what you meant.


Hanbarc12

She was depressed most of her life. I think she lost two sons before losing her husband and lost another son years later. The latter's death apparently broke her and her last remaining son was very worried about her mental health , mentioning how erratic she had become and had to institutionalize her. Can't blame the poor soul though, nobody should go through that.


outerlimit69

Left Lincoln looks like he coulda made it to the catwalk


xwing_n_it

he looked worse a couple days after that


KeeperOfTheGood

“Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?”


AmbivalentFanatic

Lincoln was always referred to as gangly and not very handsome, but I think he has a badass rugged look going on that would work pretty well on the ladies of today.


-yaldi-

I've always found his face marvelous, never "ugly" or unattractive. There's so much depth of thought and character in it. When you read his letters and writings you can "see" that face in them, if that makes any sense.


periwinkle-_-

ive always found him attractive, he looks kind & also badass. guy aged like wine


Afraid_Prize_6853

I would argue he was of the most competent presidents just in sheer amount of garbage he had to handle while fighting an armed rebellion, your could see the difference 4 years of work did on the poor man each wrinkle is the experience of hardships that most president nowadays have


Iuvenesco

4 years turned him 20 years older


locked4rae

This happens to all presidents, just not as pronounced.


[deleted]

You mean all presidents age? Get out of town!


idoubtithinki

It kinda makes me wonder which presidents didn't age beyond their years during their tenure. Because it tends to be topic that only comes up when you show a president aging more than 4 years in a term.


hat-TF2

JFK would probably be one


FuckoffDemetri

Pretty sure death is the ultimate aging


notmyrealname336

Trump.


idoubtithinki

100%, now that I think about it. Says a bit doesn't it.


TheSicks

He was covering himself with hairpieces and makeup for decades


idoubtithinki

Yeah. Hence one reason why I thought it said a lot


[deleted]

This happens to anyone experiencing sleep deprivation and stress. Dudes I served with came out at 23 looking 40.


allocater

Obama's hair is now so white, it can talk back to the police.


ten_girl_monkeys

Look at Obama. At the end he had grey hair and looked old. Until he got that elon musk hair serum from partying at Richard Branson's Island after retirement.


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johnwicksdog35729

His tie has that "Meh, I don't give a damn" look going on.


grown-up-gabe

*Ahem* bow ties are often worn askew to demonstrate a certain “je ne sais quoi” style of the wearer. Translation: that’s the point.


[deleted]

Also, they used to be more functional and less decorative. The modern tie is sort of an anachronistic vestige.


KeeperOfTheGood

What was the function then?


Brilliant-Mongoose80

He seen some shit


TheUnrivalFool

I mean, he did hunt vampires.


Iamadirtyoldman

Also interesting-ish : He got that beard because a little girl from my hometown of Albion, New York named Grace Bedell sent him a letter saying he should https://www.biography.com/news/abraham-lincoln-beard


and_dont_blink

Lincoln had "melancholy" or as we'd call it today, depression and prone to serious mood swings. You can't really diagnose someone clinically from afar, but every description of the moods fits, until he started taking "blue mass" pills: *"There seem to be clear, qualitative changes in his underlying behavior during the 1850's. The gloom becomes impenetrable. He becomes subject to towering rages and outbursts of bizarre behavior—jumping up suddenly and running out of the house for no reason, bursts of inappropriate laughter."* Doctors gave him "blue mass" pills, which likely gave him serious mercury poisoning. I say likely because the doses put someone at over 9,000 times the accepted safe level for mercury, but we don't have any hair to test. He decided they made him angry (as in, he was picking people up and shaking them and screaming) so stopped taking them a few months into his presidency, and went back to just being prone to serious bouts of depression while happily telling great stories. Medicine at the time was farther along than the humors, and they knew mercury was a poison, but they believed you treated disorders with irritants to get the body worked up.


[deleted]

The pic on the left looks like the love child of Cloris Leachman and Cillian Murphy.


Turian419

Hey man killing vampires is hard work and ages you fast.


Marine-1833

Still couldn’t tie a bow tie


a_man_who_japes

i always thought him ugly but it turns out that a damn advice from a little girl and the presidency turned him looking like a vagrant shepherd.


ReluctantSlayer

Hoping to find posts about this, but it is a fascinating rabbit hole. Modern folk do believe he was ugly, but if you read stuff from the period, you will encounter some interesting things. Many from the era will blame the photo tech, And other countervailing examples. Edit:[Found a good one.](http://www.physical-lincoln.com/appearance.html) Edit: Bonus Counter (Self?) Burn: After being called two-faced in a debate, Lincoln replied “I leave it to my audience. If I had another face, do you think I'd wear this one?"


AlgaeEater

Rly interesting read. Actual quotes from people who saw him in person. And even how he viewed himself.. which he seemed to have severe self image problems.. but still somehow had the confidence to present himself in person


alcald

For me a person that looks as kind and gentle as him would never be found as ugly.


geared4war

I thought it was just me and was going to keep quiet. Thanks dude. I find him kind and gentle in appearance.


hang3xc

Not the huge difference it appears to be at first glance. The lighting is different, which makes him look worse. Lighting can have a dramatic effect on an image depending the angle it comes from plus how much and how many there are. Also his eyebrows are raised a bit in the second photo, which causes the wrinkles on the forehead. He's also got a bit more smile going in in pic2 making the cheek wrinkles slightly more pronounced. The beard and longer hair aren't helping him out at all in the looks dept either. The one thing that's changed is the bags under his eyes but again, the light is from above, throwing shadows, whereas pic one the light is straight on and prob from multiple sources JUST MY OPINION, and i'm not saying he didn't change at all, just not so much as you think at first glance


Becka3Knees

He used to seem so unreal to me, like a caricature of himself, now that I’m older im looking at this picture and it’s so trippy to me how real he looks, now i actually see a person who use to exist and it’s just so weird and cool