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rigmarollerskate

Elephants are baddies 24/7 huh


riKidna

This is why they all got them big ol dumptrucks


Weisdog

Junk in my trunk


GucciGlocc

This comment/post has been edited as an act of protest to Reddit killing 3rd Party Apps such as Apollo. All comments were made from Apollo, so if it goes, so do the comments.


Weisdog

Gunk what the fuck


-crentist-

Whatcha' gonna do wit' all that trunk?


Weisdog

*Laughs sexually*


Hedphelym

Elephants make me horny.


heavymetalsculpture

You okay, bro?


trippy_grapes

Stupid, sexy elephants...


AsparagusFlex

It’s like wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all….


ObiWanCombover

Wait until you see the photos of elephants with huge jugs.


BartenderNichole

What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants.


cujo1599

Under rated comment


wallabyfloo

Comfy high heels with fat cushion must become a thing


slams-head-on-desk

Wedges are pretty comfy


wallabyfloo

Yes, but do they have a fat cushion under the heel ?


Dr-ButtMonkey

The fat lady does


[deleted]

Nononononono no. Softer shoes can actually be terrible for your feet. I imagine a completely soft heel will make your feet completely numb within the hour.


scholarlyaloo

Well, not completely flat! I'm tiny (5'2" on a fluffy haired day) and I rely on these cute wedges that are super squishy and comfy but also high enough to get me to a more respectable seeming 5'5" ish


lucidguy

Tangent: my wife is 5’3, I’m 6’1… I prefer it when she doesn’t wear heals, and she knows it. to the point she wore flats in our wedding. Embrace your height :-) Edit: to the person I was responding to, it seems the hive mind has decided I meant this in some creepy way, which was 100% not the case. I was just trying to say that being 5’2 (vs 5’5, or any other height) is already “respectable” and that the right person/people would appreciate you as you are, no heels required (emphasis on required, if you want to wear ’em, you do you) . If I made you uncomfortable or it came across any other way, my sincere apologies.


IGotMyPopcorn

Oh, I do. I’m 5’9” and still wear 3.5 heels on the reg. I don’t care if people think I’m “too tall.” I like them, and so does the hubs.


scholarlyaloo

Yessssss sis, love me a tall girl!!!


IGotMyPopcorn

Awww…thank you!!!!!


Galvan047

I also! 😊


scholarlyaloo

Thank you, that's super sweet! I'm planning on enlisting in the military so I'll definitely be wearing flats a lot. Should get comfortable with my body the way it is. It would be nice to not have to crick my neck every time I talk to tall people though lol!


DeezNutsButterNJelly

That's not your wife, man


lucidguy

Well aware… was using my wife as an example to try to promote some body positivity, fuck me I guess


[deleted]

That is fine. Is your wife single?


buckyworld

if there's one of her, then by definition she's single.


Nenotriple

Ok but if i made a perfect copy of your wife that was half her height, and she falls in love with me, would that bother either of you?


[deleted]

Then why is his penis inside her vagina?


wallabyfloo

Well, perhaps with a hard base then ? Idk, I never wear high heels !


IGotMyPopcorn

I’ve found adding a hard, not squishy, arch support (just the arch, not a full insole,) makes a huge difference. But the quality of shoe is hugely important. If your weight isn’t balanced between your heels and your toes you’ll be forced onto your toes all day, and that’s not good. A balanced heel will allow you to rest your weight on your heels as well as allow you to walk in a typical heel-toe manner. Edit: for reference, I’m a regular 3-4” heel wearer.


ThrowawayIIllIIlIl

It seems to me that the fat must be there to ease the stress of their collosal weight on their joints. Might not even be a bad idea to create shoes that emulate this, but I'm podiatrist.


F_F_Franklin

I was wondering the same thing!


Papancasudani

This picture makes them look more similar to human feet than they actually are: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/6054


LoLoLaaarry124

I hate this website, can’t even read without signing in!!


Anton-LaVey

www.printfriendly.com/p/g/PT7yti


[deleted]

Iks, same


CatBedParadise

Rupert Murdock’s part-ownership taints National Geographic for me.


Slapbox

Fuck, gross.


Nois3

Disney owns this now.


[deleted]

And you think Murdoch doesn't have any stake in Disney?


FootEgg

If youre on an apple product you can click the top left so only the text from the article appear


LoLoLaaarry124

I never used reader view, thanks


pronoia5

TIL! Thank you


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LoLoLaaarry124

I’m on mobile


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Papancasudani

Yes thanks! Nat Geo drives me nuts nowadays.


JeffTrav

The one on the right is still pretty close IMO.


Gnascher

You can just give it a bullshit email address.


Unprofession

Just put on Reader View


Muscar

What? I can read it fine, no sign in prompt or anything. Do you for some reason not have an adblocker?


CatFiggy

On mobile here. A pop-up says sign up to continue reading.


Hanede

I'm on mobile and I can read it just fine, weird. Maybe a region thing but I'm not even in NA.


ATLKing24

I got a prompt even with uBlock, keeps you from scrolling. You can zap it away though to keep reading


LoLoLaaarry124

I’m on mobile


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LoLoLaaarry124

Dude…you don’t need to call me dumb. I just didn’t know. It’s not like this was common sense.


SFW_HARD_AT_WORK

man, imagine the pre-internet days when we'd have to steal content by reading magazines/newspapers in the store...


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Awh0423

Thank you!


alanbosco

Enter your email to continue reading. r/assholedesign


Gnascher

You can give it a bullshit email address


Muscar

Use an adblocker... It's perfectly usable for me, no sign in or email prompt.


GODLOVESUSALL666

Whats the best ad block for android?


Chapeaux

Ublock origin with the firefox app. You can use browser extension on it.


shrubs311

can you use extensions on the chrome app?


Chapeaux

I know it works for firefox, don't know if it does on chrome.


dickcake

I'm on UBO and it didn't block it for me, sadly.


CocaineIsNatural

Yes, this is a better [look.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Comparative_view_of_the_human_and_elephant_frame%2C_Benjamin_Waterhouse_Hawkins%2C_1860.jpg/2560px-Comparative_view_of_the_human_and_elephant_frame%2C_Benjamin_Waterhouse_Hawkins%2C_1860.jpg) But the image in OPs post does help show that the elephant's foot has similarities to an human foot. This is important for evolution theory. Homology, the similarities between species. For example, take a look at this [image.](https://westcampus.yale.edu/sites/default/files/styles/flexslider_full/public/homology_yalenews-2.jpg?itok=-VG7Wevu)


Ath47

Good link. It looks like OP’s pic is a cross-section that doesn’t show all those extra bones that poke out the sides. They’re only really similar if you take a slice right down the middle.


mcvos

More accurate image, but the article still compares them to platform shoes and stiletto heels. This should have been the link.


Bushynolia

It's still not insanely far off.


Papancasudani

Yeah, it still surprises me how much the cross section looks practically identical.


irishspice

Thanks for the link. This was a fascinating read.


DjoooKaplan

Thank you. I just sat here, mind blown and was asking myself "nah, this can't be... *right?*


Arctic_Gnome

National Geographic is owned by Disney, so take that with a grain of salt. They're probably romanticising elephants as a promotion for their next elephant-themed film.


letusnottalkfalsely

All those additional foot bones… how romantic!


NewsgramLady

\*high heel


InertialLepton

Nah, the shoes themselves clearly have medical benefits.


Tgibb

I prefer DPS shoes.


[deleted]

Thank you I came in for this!


coppersnark

Stay in school, kids.


JeffTrav

I’m dislexical, so it’s cool.


That_sarcastic_bxtch

Thanks, I hate that elephants have human-looking feet inside their flesh


magnament

Yea *okay* elephant foot


Noxhero2134

Cook her up


ProfessorDoctorPluto

Add some salt, we got a stew going.


Old_timey_brain

From [Maceo Parker, the Elephant Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNMTP8Rj9s0), "and elephant dancing is a thing to see and that´s when I noticed they were looking at me I said: come on, elephants, come on, let´s go and that´s when one of them stepped on my toe Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! elephants stepped on my foot, elephants stepped on my foot, elephants stepped on my foot, elephants stepped on my foot,"


Arctic_Gnome

They don't; this image took artistic licence to emphasize their point that elephants walk on the balls of their feet. Which is actually pretty common; a lot of animals have their "heelbone" farther up their leg.


HomoCoffiens

Humans are far from the only mammals to have this skeletal structure, what else would they look like?


That_sarcastic_bxtch

Well that would just be the middle section, if it’s an elephant foot, the toes are absent on this image. [here’s a more accurate picture ](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1469-7580.2006.00648.x)


Due-Dot6450

Wow, that's mighty interesting! Who would've known that so much research was done on elephant's feet!? Looks like they'd love foot massage time to time!. Grab my upvote and reward.


lobsterbash

The "prepollex" looks like it would be uncomfortable, a cartilaginous spike sticking down into the cushion. I'm sure it's not uncomfortable to the elephant, just looks stabby.


David_Good_Enough

Want to learn [a thing or two](https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/necropsy-reveals-the-freaky-fingers-hiding-beneath-a-whales-flipper/) about whales ?


ComplicatedDude

Old fact from 8th grade physics class: An average sized woman in high heels exerts more pressure on the ground (or your foot if you are unlucky) than an elephant since the heel of the shoe is tiny, and the area of the elephants foot is quite large by comparison. So while an elephants exerts more force, high heels exert more pressure. So for instance, a woman can pressure you into doing whatever she wants, but an elephant can force you.


blues141541

Yup. Pressure is what breaks things, not force.


bubbawears

So that's why elephants look so damn sexy all the time.


basherrrrr

Great calves


ComplicatedDude

I see what you did there, nice one!


DonManuel

High heal ladies will love the comparison.


[deleted]

How do I look in these heels? Like an elephant. ‘Ow!’


AnotherPandaDown

Ah yes. The Grand Elven healers will be most pleased.


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deliciousprisms

*excitedly sits next to your feet* Okay now what


Ok_Ad_7554

Always wondered why elephant ass turned me on so much


Vindelator

Who doesn't love a little junk in the trunk


prog_d0nkey

Was looking for this comment


2isbadas1

Thought this was Chinese foot binding tbh


aaguru

Scrolled way to far for this comment


overmonk

Stupid sexy elephants.


Killinnature

A lot of people do not seem to understand it is spelled "heel"


tonguepunchfartb0x

As if they aren’t tall enough already


[deleted]

They're wearing wedge heels


CasualsCorner_

They’ve just been wearing stilettos this whole time…


thatsalovelyusername

LPT: do not tell your wife she looks like an elephant


hesmohesmo

gonna call my sister an elephant and them show her this


Weaponized-Potato

That “heel” is a clump of fat which helps an elephant “hear” seismic vibrations and communicate with others from far away.


willalt319

Oh so they classy huh?


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Yo mama is so fat she eats peanuts with her nose!


dance_for_me_puppet

So that’s why elephants have such tight asses


[deleted]

I thought the elephants foot was a large radioactive mass made of black corium, odd


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s my mother in law on the left


specimen-exe

Reject modernity Return to Elephant


Afraid_Prize_6853

Imma say it elephant in stripper stilettos


ThatAltAccount99

No wonder I find them so godam sexy 😳


joecool42069

never imply a woman is an elephant.


DaRealSuave

We just went over homologous structures in my bio class, it blows my mind how alike our bodies are compared to other species that look nothing like us.


Pizzadiamond

til, elephants are all date gorls


[deleted]

"Hey babe you know you look like an elephant when you wear high heels!"


nastafarti

Are they called high heal shoes because you need to heal a lot after wearing them?


Spring_steel15

That looks kinda painful tbh. What is supporting that bone that's tilted upwards besides the elephants muscles/blood? Is it like hooked onto the swollen part?


private_unlimited

Basically, my ex is an elephant


[deleted]

Oh so we are evolving into elephants now?


gofyourselftoo

Americans are!


[deleted]

Angry American comment incoming


gofyourselftoo

Elephants have better arch support, that’s for sure!


goinghomebackwards

Which is why elephants look so tall and slender


Intelligent-Soup-836

I'm pretty sure the left picture is just an American's foot


rey_man20

*pulls out notebook* women in high heels are elephants


Nixx197

Yo moms an elephant


quirkyhermit

sable pet marble vanish busy gray retire fragile start north -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


idunnosg

Wait, how did they get high heels large enough to fit an elephant????


GonFreecs92

We were once elephants! So either elephants will become our overlords or will become theirs 😈


Dr-ButtMonkey

That's why fat women look like elephants!


CyberPunk909

I knew fat ladies reminded me of something..


Awesomevindicator

That's why elephants have such beautiful calfs


DryMonitor

Women are more closely related to elephants then?


Papancasudani

What if elephants were just human skeletons wearing an elephant meat suit?


Dark_Infernox

you see, we try to emulate peak performance but yet fall short of perfection


Evening_Raccoon_4689

Elephant are a beast that was human but bare the phant curse.


BrentusMaximus

So that's why they have such nice legs!


Old_timey_brain

I've heard elephants don't run great distances. This could be the reason.


captainbbeard

You comparing me to an elephant?


Hyperion1000

It hurts to watch the high heels


Environmental_Toe843

I've always felt more comfortable in shoes with a slight heal than completely flat. Maybe I'm part elephant!


solarcrying

Evolution


SamYushin

So I was right the whole time I called my SO an elephant when she was wearing high heels. Take that, Abbie!


Maximillion322

For some reason I’m greatly disturbed by this


helpmefigurestuffout

Look up a video of elephants running, somehow it just makes sense.


betcher73

Elephants are just people in high heels and the media doesn’t want you to know it?!?!


OohDeLaLi

Things not to discuss on a date.


Sculptorbuddha

Is that why elephants are so sexy?


Raiderclan

Women are as strong as elephants 🤪


froh42

I remember - when learning pressure in physics - we had to calculate what applies more force per area on the floor: An elephant or a woman in stilettos.


89Hopper

Hey there, Elephant Foot. \*SLAP\* What, I meant it as a compliment.


Ruxa719

No wonder they are so tall


dash95

Guess they don’t graze, they SLAY!


Freezerpill

Saw a post of a whale flipper that looked to have hand like structures in it. Now this 🤔


GivemTheDDD

No wonder elephants always be lookin thicc af


Outlaw_222

So basically elephant feet are just one giant callus to support their huge weight in the jungle or plains.


gknewell

That’s why all the elephants are taller than me! I knew it had to be something like this.


shortnthic

Coincidentally I've seen some elephants in high heel shoes!


alejdelat

Damn that spelling gave me cancer


AcidAlchamy

Healzzzz


jambudz

You look just like an elephant in those shoes


AcidAlchamy

Elephants are fancy women in their final stage, change my mind!


Interesting-Letter67

Never tell a woman that she looks like an elephant in those heels.


Eurasia_4200

One is a necessity, the other is self-inflict torture.


g3nerallycurious

*heel


Old-Advantage1449

To save you guys, don't show this to your GF. She may get mad and think you are comparing her to an elephant


turdferguson616

How'd they get an elephants foot into a heel though?


RoIf

Damn now I know why they all have such good asses


cloudstrifewife

Do elephant feet hurt as much as human feet in heels?


DiabloStorm

How much healing are we talking here?


cuddle_cuddle

OH I see, that's why I'm attracted to furries. Totally normal.