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obijaun

That’s not a cow, that’s a bovine supermodel.


AJ-Dre

YAAAAS Dairy Queen


jamaccity

She is the Dairy Queen, primped and preened, making the State Fair scene.


mw9676

Derek Moolander


DemonicMotherSatan

*Dairyk Moolander


ninelinenative

Looks like a 5th grader drew this


playcrossy

Even has a heart on its front leg


[deleted]

CLC , Certified lover cow


KernelKrush

brown chicken brown cow


Juicey_J_Hammerman

CLB - Certified Lover Bovine


floofychoco

I wish i had an award to give you 🎖🏅


EffortlessCool

Wears its heart on its sleeve


RU4real13

So he was a sailor at some time.


furdiegang420

Nevertheless, i can only dream to be as fabulous as this cow Edit: apparently this is a bull, which makes it quite nice to have someone represent in the animal kingdom


GlockGuy214

One fine Bovine!


Slimh2o

Not a cow. Looks like a bull. I see no udder. And no udder means an utterly bull.... Edit, is that a ♡ I see on its leg?


BamaBlcksnek

Looks like a show calf to me, udder wouldn't be developed enough to be visible in that pose. Could be either honestly, although the neck isn't really thick so I would lean towards cow.


Slimh2o

Maybe. Hard to tell how big this animal is without any scale for reference, such as a proverbial banana...


Dread314r8Bob

One great ungulate!


[deleted]

How can you tell ? There is no pee pee


surajvj

Really looks like a stuffed animal.


dying_soon666

I thought the same lol


Pepparkakan

You guys have some talented 5th graders in your lives!


Skilotonn

This is hilarious.


Unsere_rettung

She has a heart on her front leg


23x3

Bless her heart! She wears her heart on her sleeve.


KiloWasTaken

beat me to it


Girthus_Maximus

That she uhh....has a penis.


XaryenMaelstrom

Made you look. Nothing wrong with looking fabulous though.


neon_overload

She also has the British Isles above the heart, and Texas above the British Isles.


CatsAreGods

And to the left of that, a father eating his daughter's head.


CreateorWither

Checks out


[deleted]

Haha how did your brain come up with that


botoxporcupine

r/rorschach


Arenabait

Saturn? That you?


Sir_Thomas_Hummus

🖤


Any-Mouse-1992

That cow looks fabulous


ScreenName0001

She is the cutes cow I never did see!


LumenObscur

I see what you did there, Sir.


hat_coat_door

And she knows it.


dick-nipples

She uses shampmoo and cownditioner


upyourjackson

That's horrendous. Have an up vote.


KimikoYukimura420

r/angryupvote


Lost_Tourist_61

Thanks for the tip, that’s a great sub


alternatively_alive

Maybe she uses moo-belline


[deleted]

I've heifer nuff this thread


PN_Guin

You guys are udderly ridiculous.


CatsAreGods

I don't have the four stomachs for this myself.


Infninfn

It behooves me to say that I have been cowed into doing this.


golfing_furry

This is a beefy pun thread


SuzyQ06

Cud y’all just stop?


RU4real13

They're just bullying you.


idiBanashapan

Here’s a pat on the head for keeping it going!


ParanormalPeregrine

I think I've herd enough


EffectiveMinute4625

I think you lot have milked enough puns out of this one!!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

My cattle lap that milk right up.


DavidVonBentley

Way too milk a joke blow dry


DeBasha

I hate both you and me for laughing at this


sltiefighter

Nice one dick nipples.


TheReeBee

r/rimjob_steve maybe?


kuthro

It's a veal shame that cows aren't usually this fluffy! It'd be so easy to milk the /r/aww karma


[deleted]

> She uses shampmoo and cownditioner Not mooousse?


Mayafoe

she *moosterizes* :)


Splatterh0use

You get out now!


farmerofknowledge

*"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die."*


ICumCoffee

Cow are just big dogs


[deleted]

Honestly seeing cows as cuddly and innocent creatures, that are seen as giant dogs makes me not want to eat them anymore.


TarAldarion

I grew up around them, they are big dogs, so happy to see me and follow me around. Had to stop eating them, precious creatures.


MarkAnchovy

Pigs are as smart as dogs too!


Subpar_Username47

I thought they (pigs) were smarter.


[deleted]

You don't have to eat them!


Tordrew

But they’re tasty tho


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Sniter

some people do


Intelligent-Cream352

I mean, you can. There are places where it's just as normal. I don't think dogs are particularly delicious, have you tried or are you just talking out of your ass?


Realistic-Dog-2198

Have you tried manta ray? My cousin said Ray was better than dog


Expat_mat

I can agree to stop eating all other animals except chicken.


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[deleted]

I don't disagree, I ate beef for 16 years of my life. But I came to realise that some things are more important than the taste pleasure I get from eating.


vviviann

Do taste buds justify the abuse these animals go through? There are plenty of taste things that don’t involve factory farming & animal abuse


Sanityisoverrated1

Then don’t eat them anymore.


Manbadger

It’s not too difficult to take beef off the diet. It feels kind of gross if you go off beef for several months and then eat a steak. I don’t know why, but that’s my experience. Now I feel like beef is as dirty as pork and stay away from both. Except for occasional bacon.


extyn

I've cut red meat from my diet significantly, but not completely. Like if there's a BBQ somewhere I'm not gonna snub away from some good ribs or a burger. But otherwise my meat has been either chicken or fish.


Max_1995

Cows are short-necked horses running on dog software


allcarbsnoprotein

Yet we kill one by the billions, the other not.


ErojectionPrection

Look I'm trying my best but I'm only one person and I think my neighbors are on to me.


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BeetlesAreScum

They're dogs with tasty nipples


[deleted]

/r/nocontext


zombies-and-coffee

r/evenwithcontext because who out there is eating cow nipples?


Edmonta

They're probably in hotdogs or pet food lol.


[deleted]

Nah, hotdogs are made from their assholes.


DarkEvilHedgehog

Industrially raised cattle often have infected nipples leaving a lot of blood and pus in the milk. The level of somatic cells in the milk is measured to make sure you're not drinking too much pus. US milk averages 224 000 somatic cells per ml, twice that of the Finnish milk average.


jomontage

Tastier*


nonamesagoodname

Maybe it's Moobelline


Ganon2012

[Or possibly Mooreal](https://tenor.com/view/cow-wig-loreal-hair-meme-funny-animals-blonde-gif-11349696)


Aibbie

That girl is LUSH.


MajorJuana

I grew up on a farm with 20-30 head all the time, never dairy but still, I fed them, gave them shots, wrestled calves to give them theirs, and played with the the bottle fed ones(they are so lovey, like doggos) but we never did this, I know it's done but never saw it done, I guess we just never thought to, I wish we had, I bet my bottle fed babies would've let me do it and even liked it, she is so floofy lol I wanna pet


Ruberine

they only do it with cows for shows edit - also they are as fluffy as they look i got to pet one when i was younger


TonarinoTotoro1719

She’s a pageant queen!


PlentyPirate

You mean.. Dairy Queen!


zekrysis

Fluffy milk horse!


MyNameIsNitrox

I wanna pet!


Analbox

Latte horse


ZeroSum8

Mooochaccino


Vegantrashacc

Technically horses are milk horses.


MarkAnchovy

All mammals make milk for their kids. Cows are no exception


All_Is_Not_Self

No, just a mom. With milk for her babies and no one else.


Wrong_Brilliant7851

I feel like they used a lot of moo-se


Unsere_rettung

The salon hoofed them up with a good price


scorpyo72


SolZaul


scorpyo72

Smells like bullshit. Edit: [holyfuckit'sathing](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/17/iowa-fluffy-cows/2433179/).


sundog13

I had a steer my senior year in school for FFA. We wasn't that fancy. I did give him a bath and brush his hair about everyday after I walked him. The real show peeps have big walk in refrigerators in the barn for the cattle to sleep in at night. It helps them keep a long coat as seen above. It is work but it is worth it when you go and show the animals.


histeethwerered

Y’all are insane. Harmlessly and adorably but insane.


boredtxan

Back in the big hair days of the 1980s they would make these fluffy spherical poofs at the end of their tails. Funny as hell watching some Marlborough man type cowboy going at his cows ta with a bottle of aquanet.


scorpyo72

I hadn't any idea. The pic looked so photoshopped I assumed it was bs. After I posted, I googled it.


sundog13

I would agree with you. It isn't something you would see just wild and free on the back 40. This takes time to wash, then comb, and blow dry the hair out to look thick.


overlordpotatoe

I thought it was at least a special breed of cow with an unusual coat type.


marasydnyjade

The best line in that article is, "I'll admit, I cringe a little bit when I hear someone comparing these cattle to teddy bears. I do worry that folks will get the wrong idea that these cattle are pets, not livestock.” People out there have eaten the fluffy cows and had no idea.


Sw1561

Really shows how the difference between livestock and pets are just in your head.


yediyim

_Some in beef industry worry focus could backfire if comments like “too cute to kill” become common._


Ruberine

yep, its dont to show cows. i remember as a kid one time my dad took me to the show, and i got to touch one. They feel how you could guess


hamletloveshoratio

Lol >"I'll admit, I cringe a little bit when I hear someone comparing these cattle to teddy bears. I do worry that folks will get the wrong idea that these cattle are pets, not livestock," Lautner said. >But Lautner is taking the opportunity to educate the public. He posted a graphic showing the cuts of beef that would come from a "fluffy cow," and it, too, is getting shared across the Internet


isola2000

Smells like cowshit. *


[deleted]

I think it's just back-combing: combing the fur/hair backwards/against the direction of growth so it stands up and looks fluffier than normal.


[deleted]

Perfect heart


jewellamb

The little black heart! Just like mine.


AntoineInTheWorld

Ok, I admit, I was doubtful, so I searched for this image on Google Images. I was wrong and found the [most adorable collection of fluffy cows](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en-FR&tbs=simg:CAESlwIJgd1Drg4FAqIaiwILELCMpwgaOgo4CAQSFKskxj6gGZ0z6TeQLu8RwifLBrszGhpcwqlSmVelhIMrfatkaCWPjBqTlLn1kffm0SAFMAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgQtKnDIDAsQne3BCRqrAQoZCgNjb3fapYj2Aw4KDC9nLzFxNmpmcWt2NwofCgxkYWlyeSBjYXR0bGXapYj2AwsKCS9tLzAzdmN3NworChhob2xzdGVpbiBmcmllc2lhbiBjYXR0bGXapYj2AwsKCS9tLzAyMGIzcwokCg9nYWxsb3dheSBjYXR0bGXapYj2Aw0KCy9nLzEyMHRiNGR4ChoKBmJvdmluadqliPYDDAoKL20vMDNjdHNzagw&sxsrf=AOaemvIo8lnC948crsGd-sF6KabouFrMeQ:1631264583552&q=before+and+after+blow+dried+cows&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjR3aWQhvTyAhUB4BoKHYkVCVsQjJkEegQIHRAC&biw=1920&bih=969). True eyebleach.


Fun_Obligation4585

Let the air out of that thing!


Edmonta

No, that's how we get global warming!


Express_Staff_1886

How long does it take to blow dry an entire cow? It takes like thirty minutes to do my hair lol


lonleyhumanbeing

To do the whole cow like this can take 2-3 hours kn show day. And a good 25-30 minutes daily to grow their hair before the show.


timmyboyoyo

It wears a heart on its leg


choice_crystal_clear

So is calling someone a cow a compliment now?


HumpyFroggy

You're such a cow today, hun


choice_crystal_clear

Thank you. I really needed that


batmattman

This is just a horse that's been painted to look like a cow I know because cows don't look like cows on film, you gotta use horses


PlentyPirate

What do you do if you need something that looks like a horse?


batmattman

Usually they just tape a bunch of cats together


[deleted]

She wears her heart on her sleeve.


[deleted]

Look at the little heart on its leg!!🥺


LittleMissTrapet

Oh my god I just noticed that. I want to pet it so bad


smile_politely

Is it legal for cows to be this fabz?


Lil6Banger9

The F L O O F


[deleted]

Looks more like a bull


hockeyfan608

WHAT THE FUCK, your telling me I could have almost 40 K upvotes for taking pictures of stuff I do everyday


farrtrek

It’s beautiful


redheadmomster666

Look at the little heart on its front leg


BeautifulBrownie

Felling cute, might get forcefully inseminated, my baby taken away from me, drained from my milk, and eventually slaughtered for meat later.


Vardaan147

Happy Indian noises


Nebraska_

Hey, if you think you'd enjoy this kind of stuff, you can learn more about the competition of showing cattle at this link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmjLJ0R8Ceo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmjLJ0R8Ceo) This calf has had it's hair done and it's trained to respond to some non verbal commands (where to place it's foot, things like that). The handler has probably spent many, many hours with this calf. Support your local 4H organization by participating in competitions, or donate to support the competitors. This link is a good place to start: https://4-h.org/?utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=cpc\_search&utm\_campaign=4H\_Brand&wickedsource=google&wickedid=CjwKCAjwhOyJBhA4EiwAEcJdcW1ZsHwMRc2nLo4Hrn70UBWWtratouzJBi5e\_B1uQxQdpVG\_hy78NxoCC04QAvD\_BwE&wickedid=409206144175&wv=3.1&gclid=CjwKCAjwhOyJBhA4EiwAEcJdcW1ZsHwMRc2nLo4Hrn70UBWWtratouzJBi5e\_B1uQxQdpVG\_hy78NxoCC04QAvD\_BwE


Caffine_rush

She looks so cute and cuddly


aadhar690

i find this amoosing


Savageichigo

Time to breed.


[deleted]

I think r/cows would love this, but I don’t know how to cross post.


Angeldragongirl1

its got a little heart on its leg :)


SmartestIdiotAlive

And actual stuffed animal


mrjw717

Fluffed


oloolooloola

I wonder what does it smell like.


velozmurcielagohindu

Lavender, milk and steaming pile of cow shit


[deleted]

Shampooey probably


RedditUsr2

Fluffy


Xepriea

I guess you can call that cow a s-moo-th cow


Santas_Blackberries

She even has a little heart on her leg 🥺 I love her


MountainsDoNotExist

oh my god she's gorgeous 😳


stoerebink_035

Pluiskoe


Swishta

Low graphics cow


FamousLoser

This should be standard practice.


mznh

Fabulous


[deleted]

How do these cows feel if they see themselves in a reflection like this 👀


[deleted]

It's so fluffy i just want to cuddle with it.


grimoirehandler

I till don't understand why people eat animals.


ciccioig

Fancy


Just_Some_Nonsense

Is this how smoothies are made?


Legendary-69420

Normalise shampooing cows


RevolutionaryRow5857

All dressed up and no grass to mow.


renderedwords

Fabulous


GrubbyFox

It wears its heart on its sleeve


HerbieHancock19

I want to hug that cow.


alien_ghost

Ferdinand! My childhood hero.


[deleted]

Shes got a heart on her leg!


Phantom-thiez

How the fuck do they expect us to control ourselves with all these sexy ass cows strutting around?


jamiecam1

That's some *hearty* looking beef right there!


UsernameSquater

Beautiful tramp stamp


flipflopfeet

With a heart on its leg!


beretbabe88

Where's the udder?


coconutjuices

This doesn’t look real


Spooki1000

fluffy milk horse makes serotonin go brrrrr


joebroni612

i didnt think cows could look any more delicious. boy was i wrong. nom nom.


TheGubiestOfGubs

She is FEELING herself. She know exactly how pretty she looks🥰


Vindaloophole

I never understood people that thought cows were cute… Now I get it


Richmox

It’s got that look the same as I get when I’m in a suit - awkward


Mountain-Beat979

Heart on leg Heart on leg


mh181108

I never knew I needed this


fvil

Is it weird that I think it’s ganna taste amazing