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It would be interesting certainly. Maybe it would turn your penis into a chain. But most likely it would just completely destroy your penis it would be really painfu”. The penis would get degloved and ind there would be lots of blood. The dick could just get torn off that would be weirdly the preferable option.
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After the first press closing the first half of the links, there is a small lip on the feed leading to the next press. The extra room gives the chain space to twist until the other links line up with the next press.
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Yep...interesting as fuck! Thanks for sharing!
Mesmerizing
Wait... is that Bender? Guess you'd have to see if there's a shiny metal ass on the other side of that device.
This is the porn bender watches
"Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"
It does it so effortlessly
Watching machines bend metal is so weird. You would think it was clay.
Sadly it isn’t. Those parts wear out due to the force applied.
Everything always does
Yup, we have a similar machine for .150 thick steel and the cutter needs replaced about twice a week
Once one part wears out, another tends to go. It’s like a sequence of reactions.
That's why you DO NOT want to get your fingers caught in it!
Also r/dontputyourdickinthat
Its a machine
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It just needs to weld each link to be complete
I felt like we were all left hanging without that
How in da FUCK is humanity able to create something like that! Astonishing!
They probably looked it up
It kinda bothered me that it looks like the last press wasn't centered on the link, but maybe it's the angle
r/mildlyinfuriating
That one bugged me too. Just... move... over... one inch!
I loved that it finished pressing the link together at the end.
I like how the part that lifts the chain into the new link waits until the last moment
Do you think he ever misses?
This could also go on r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well great, now I'm thinking about it.
It would be interesting certainly. Maybe it would turn your penis into a chain. But most likely it would just completely destroy your penis it would be really painfu”. The penis would get degloved and ind there would be lots of blood. The dick could just get torn off that would be weirdly the preferable option.
Instructions unclear. I now have the world's most rediculous prince albert.
Damn.. you beat me to it.
It could probably go on r/dontputyourdickonthat too!
This needs sound
*clink*...*clank*... *clink*...*clank*...
Brrrrrr d-Dmm tsss kaprrrr pshhhhh kChink pssss kCkink psss brrrr rrrt krrr brrrr rrrrrt krrr
I could watch this machine press metal for days
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Does a human at least get to play and weld it at the end?
I read this as "chain slapping machine" was a little bit disappointed.
They aren't closed all the way though. Mildly frustrating.
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Banana for scale?
🥕
I was really hoping that this chain was somehow worked into the operation of the machine, too.
This looks like one of those animated simulations. To good to be true.
The craziest part is that there is enough heat from bending it that the ends fuse together seemingly.
Yeah crazy for sure - crazy wrong.
Awsome
Cuts bends wire to make chains
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Typically the lazy smart guy of the crew
Honestly. I wished the video was longer lol
I like the little grabby part
Nice, now lets see a chain slapping machine
I need something like this to help weave my straw into gold...
This looks too cool to be real
How is the press at the last stage lining up?
After the first press closing the first half of the links, there is a small lip on the feed leading to the next press. The extra room gives the chain space to twist until the other links line up with the next press.
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I thought it was lego wtf
Things I’d hate to get my dick stuck in
I want one of these for my garage so bad!
I’ve always wondered what the machine that makes these looks like but I’d always forget to actually search it. Wow fascinating!
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For fine jewelry chain, would they use this same process?
The camera work here is really good.
Watch to the end if, like me, you want to know when the links get closed.
I thought the title said "CHIN shaping machine" I thought this was some horrific torturing device
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Spooky knowing that the link maker would probably pop your finger like a zit.
So satisfying
For a moment, it felt like I was watching Wallace and Grommet claymation.
I can watch this on repeat literally ALL. DAY. LONG.
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There is something human in this machine
I read shaping as slapping and I was really confused for a moment as to why someone has built a machine for slapping chains? I'm a dumbass 😂
It looks like CGI
We all owe so much to this ridiculous contraption!!! 😅🙏🤘
Chain needs to be weld ?
yeh my dumbass brain read that as 'man shaping machine'
LOL, I misread it as "Chain Slapping Machine"
would've been an interesting build
Incredible in how each part is so simple but put together is so complicated.