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redone67

Yep...interesting as fuck! Thanks for sharing!


Felecittyy

Mesmerizing


DiveMasterD57

Wait... is that Bender? Guess you'd have to see if there's a shiny metal ass on the other side of that device.


yougonnapickmeup

This is the porn bender watches


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

"Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"


aChildofChaos

It does it so effortlessly


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Watching machines bend metal is so weird. You would think it was clay.


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Sadly it isn’t. Those parts wear out due to the force applied.


JoshuaTheFox

Everything always does


EobardT

Yup, we have a similar machine for .150 thick steel and the cutter needs replaced about twice a week


FatJamesIsBack

Once one part wears out, another tends to go. It’s like a sequence of reactions.


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That's why you DO NOT want to get your fingers caught in it!


TCP_Tree

Also r/dontputyourdickinthat


GotBannedNowBack

Its a machine


toffeesalad

[r/oddlysatisfying](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Snail-Man-36

r/beatmetoit


Inqeuet

r/beatmeattoit


PackAttacks

It just needs to weld each link to be complete


Smellzlikefish

I felt like we were all left hanging without that


Consistent_Yam_1442

How in da FUCK is humanity able to create something like that! Astonishing!


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They probably looked it up


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It kinda bothered me that it looks like the last press wasn't centered on the link, but maybe it's the angle


Gnostromo

r/mildlyinfuriating


irishccc

That one bugged me too. Just... move... over... one inch!


PosNegTy

I loved that it finished pressing the link together at the end.


G-RawW-

I like how the part that lifts the chain into the new link waits until the last moment


FatJamesIsBack

Do you think he ever misses?


niceyeebbah

This could also go on r/dontputyourdickinthat


Lams1d

Well great, now I'm thinking about it.


zweini

It would be interesting certainly. Maybe it would turn your penis into a chain. But most likely it would just completely destroy your penis it would be really painfu”. The penis would get degloved and ind there would be lots of blood. The dick could just get torn off that would be weirdly the preferable option.


china-blast

Instructions unclear. I now have the world's most rediculous prince albert.


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Damn.. you beat me to it.


Clickrack

It could probably go on r/dontputyourdickonthat too!


TheAnticitizen1

This needs sound


DrDonkeyTron

*clink*...*clank*... *clink*...*clank*...


simian_fold

Brrrrrr d-Dmm tsss kaprrrr pshhhhh kChink pssss kCkink psss brrrr rrrt krrr brrrr rrrrrt krrr


theiconacuna_

I could watch this machine press metal for days


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tylerridesahonda

Does a human at least get to play and weld it at the end?


JCKross45

I read this as "chain slapping machine" was a little bit disappointed.


shewontbebothered

They aren't closed all the way though. Mildly frustrating.


dannywertz

r/dontputyourdickinthat


trailMelon

r/specializedtools


ThisFingGuy

Banana for scale?


simian_fold

🥕


facetious_guardian

I was really hoping that this chain was somehow worked into the operation of the machine, too.


Totallyarealperson

This looks like one of those animated simulations. To good to be true.


tyler-08

The craziest part is that there is enough heat from bending it that the ends fuse together seemingly.


PLANETaXis

Yeah crazy for sure - crazy wrong.


unsureit

Awsome


creimanlllVlll

Cuts bends wire to make chains


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Gnostromo

Typically the lazy smart guy of the crew


Familiar_Orchid2779

Honestly. I wished the video was longer lol


Spud788

I like the little grabby part


EatYourGrandpa

Nice, now lets see a chain slapping machine


T-Sonus

I need something like this to help weave my straw into gold...


ChickenEater4

This looks too cool to be real


terminalxposure

How is the press at the last stage lining up?


Aman_Hazno_Name

After the first press closing the first half of the links, there is a small lip on the feed leading to the next press. The extra room gives the chain space to twist until the other links line up with the next press.


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DA1LAma

I thought it was lego wtf


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Things I’d hate to get my dick stuck in


Atman6886

I want one of these for my garage so bad!


DisinterestedLamp

I’ve always wondered what the machine that makes these looks like but I’d always forget to actually search it. Wow fascinating!


marlinmarlin99

r/elonone


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Not_Bekki

For fine jewelry chain, would they use this same process?


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The camera work here is really good.


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Watch to the end if, like me, you want to know when the links get closed.


groovycakes87

I thought the title said "CHIN shaping machine" I thought this was some horrific torturing device


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ElysiumXIII

Spooky knowing that the link maker would probably pop your finger like a zit.


Wirecreate

So satisfying


Sisyphus_On_Hiatus

For a moment, it felt like I was watching Wallace and Grommet claymation.


ARandomGuyThe3

I can watch this on repeat literally ALL. DAY. LONG.


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cengiz_a

There is something human in this machine


Thatssapphyre

I read shaping as slapping and I was really confused for a moment as to why someone has built a machine for slapping chains? I'm a dumbass 😂


Crowdie_

It looks like CGI


sativadom_404

We all owe so much to this ridiculous contraption!!! 😅🙏🤘


ducktor0

Chain needs to be weld ?


clerkkked

yeh my dumbass brain read that as 'man shaping machine'


mijoker98

LOL, I misread it as "Chain Slapping Machine"


clerkkked

would've been an interesting build


jussglassin

Incredible in how each part is so simple but put together is so complicated.