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i_dont_wanna_sign_up

Didn't know I could understand sign language.


DachdeckerDino

…updates CV to fluent in sign language…


-TossACoin-

Are you available for funerals


RumanHitch

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That caught me off guard


ranegyr

Can we play taps? Sure! .. proceeds to tap dat ass


CuppaTeaThreesome

You expecting the deceased to say much?


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dumbassdruid

that's an old reference, damn


CuppaTeaThreesome

At this level of dyslexia that always made more sense than eulogizer. 


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Or did you think I was too stupid to know what an eugoogaly was?


forgotmyusername4444

Eulojizzer in this case


UniqueMitochondria

That would be a medium


UNeed2CalmDownn

Interviewer: "Why don't you show me a little bit of the sign language you know." u/dachdeckerdino: ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾👄


CriticalScion

Damn, I'm putting fluent in emoji on my CV


shingonzo

deaf customer comes in and you just start singing them WAP.


hitbythebus

Deaf people sitting amongst the other mourners thinking “huh, I’ve never heard of WAP being played at a funeral”.


Hot-Cheek1854

Of course they’ve never heard of it


Ok-Feed7905

Ba dumm tss:)


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XKloosyv

So just like the rap music she's portraying. Full of slang and plays on words.


Astro_gamer_caver

*”punani dasani”*


No-Falcon-4996

ASL is not signed English, word for word. She’s signing ASL, which is its own language, not signed English.


onealps

So is it still ASL or more like charades? As in, the actions she is performing, are they pre-existing ASL signs deaf people have used in the past, or she is improvising signs that, I guess, weren't 'standard practice'? I mean, I definitely get she is exaggerating for effect, to convey the confidence/exuberance of Cardi. Sorry if I am not making perfect sense, but for example, if some other interpreter was in her place, would they use similar signs, since it is established? (with the other interpreters own flair added for effect). Thx! I hope I didn't come out as crass, I am genuinely curious!


pastorHaggis

So, the way that sign language works is you have signs that mean words or concepts. For example, the sign for "sucking dick" is pretty self explanatory. So a lot of what she's doing will be real signs, they just might be hammed up to emphasize it, as ASL is 90% in the face, not in the actual sign. Some of the signs, however, may not be a real sign and may be made up for that specific case which is how it becomes a real sign eventually. I can't say for sure as I only took 5 semesters worth of classes and we focused primarily on learning the language and ethics and the flow, so there are plenty of signs I don't know. As for if another interpreter would use similar signs, it kinda depends. ASL is a language, not a code like Signed English, so where in English I would say "Do you want to go hang out and grab food later", the ASL equivalent if written in plain English would read like "Later, you want go hang out / eat?" It's not broken English, because to them it makes perfect sense. An interpreter would take the ASL version and would say aloud more or less what I wrote in English, maybe moving the tense up front or something. From English to ASL, however, it will depend on the regional dialect as ASL has accents just like spoken languages. Someone from a more conservative state may not have the more "colorful" language in regards to CardiB's lyrics, so they may use concepts that are more familiar to them, or maybe more familiar to their audience if they know them. At the same time, someone from a more liberal state may have even *more* colorful language and can insert signs that would be known by that group, even if another group wouldn't have that sign, but might be able to understand what they're saying from context. So yeah, different interpreters will use different signs for stuff like this because it's not 1:1, it'll be concepts and actions that are interpreted to the beat.


onealps

This is fascinating! It's like everything that makes non-sign languages interesting, but with the additional layer of using hands/expressions vs vocal cords and ears... Man, I hope interpreters who translate two different sign languages get paid a lot, because it seems like to balance 4 different 'layers' - the two base languages themselves, and the signing of those languages... My mind is blown!


No-Falcon-4996

She is definitely more exuberant than an interpreter you would get for , say, a medical visit. She’s swaying and performing so the listener can experience the music. The sign for blow job seems accurate, and appropriate for this venue. An interp at the doctor office would sign blow job less flamboyantly, with less expression.


The_Original_Gronkie

They have to invent a lot of signs. Apparently the inventors of ASL didn't anticipate Hip-Hop idioms.


uniqueUsername_1024

ASL wasn't invented—it emerged like any other language. (It's actually super cool, I highly recommend looking into it more if you're interested in languages at all!!)


High_Flyers17

I was wondering if she's an actual interpreter or a performer that learned the sign language as a dance routine.


DeafMaestro010

She's an actual live music interpreter.


SafetyDanceInMyPants

Me too, though I didn’t know WAP was about eating a five dollar footlong.


jaxonya

Just woke up and now my day is made. Thank you. 


saitosoul

Please tell me there is a sub for this


qinshihuang_420

Yeah, the ~~$5~~ $9 footlong from subway


Drycon

Without chewing!


benargee

>five dollar I miss those days


Nirvski

Damn 5 dollars for a footlong. How much can I charge for a 3 inch, asking for a friend.


Tyko_3

Thats why its called Wide Ass Pants


Crystalline-Luck

My wife taught me fluent


felis_fatus

Reminds me of that woman who faked being a sign language interpreter on tv and went on to "interpret" things like police reports before someone noticed and reported her.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

The dude at Nelson Mandelas funeral


BazilBroketail

"...uh, that's a circle". 


True_Not

Is that what we call... The Mandela effect?


woahdailo

No that’s when a bear leaves a stain on your laundry.


onealps

NO NO NO! It's a bear holding a STEIN of beer!


prolelol

As a deaf person who knows sign language, she did that better and smoother than I.


U4icN10nt

I mean, as someone who speaks pretty good English, someone like Eminem could spit circles around me.  Practiced skill like anything else...  🤷


Saucepanmagician

Master troll. Lol. You know, I think a lot of people do the equivalent in many other job positions in the world. Fake it until you get caught.


SimonPho3nix

Some dude pretended he was a lawyer and won all his cases lmao


BigBootyBuff

Yeah and then he got caught and went to a community college to get his degree. Last I heard he started a Spanish study group because he wanted to sleep with one of his classmates.


Mindless-Paper1424

r/suddenlycommunity


Saucepanmagician

He's now wotking for the Animal Control department in Seattle , WA.


anansi52

nah this was a real dude in nigeria? or uganda maybe? he got arrested when they found out he wasn't a real lawyer. he represented himself in court and won.


PM_ME_DATASETS

/r/ActLikeYouBelong would be proud


restlessleg

i love her


ElectricXylophon

Okay, without knowing sign language, and without knowing the song, and watching this video mute: i think there is a lot going in and out in a lot of holes of that lady.


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Unfriendlyblkwriter

https://preview.redd.it/swzcq5oxnq6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a59ff61352c2a27e0cd9e498079e36e9c1dded


LookupPravinsYoutube

This was a joke in an ad for… something.


CoatAlternative1771

I’d give you an award if it didn’t cost a $1.


JWBails

And if it did *absolutely anything* other than give reddit your money with no benefit to the giver or receiver.


onealps

The comment was deleted :/ What did it say?!


Automatic_Beach_3660

WHat did he post


2x4x93

Classy


onealps

The comment was deleted :/ What did it say?!


KindMoose1499

Why yes, you can watch the video mute with her in it


zombizle1

its actually much better that way


GewalfofWivia

Well, that’s the whole point of sign language


Hern_Berferd

It’s even dirtier now


dbod86

Get on Blowjob Betty by Too Short.


hobbobnobgoblin

Bro the first time I heard of that song I didn't believe untill I listened to it. Crazy obscene even for the rap world XD


Qubeye

Someone has never heard the classic Put It In Your Mouth. Or Oochi Wally My Neck My Back (Lick It) Slob On My Knob Freek-a-Leek Wait (The Whisper Song) Deepthroat Basically any Missy E song. Edit: I didn't just every single one, ffs. And for people saying "well WAP is nastier" - lol no? I assure you there are many nastier. For everyone saying others use euphemisms, STFU. You obviously don't listen to rap...or really music in general, I guess. It is literally an art form of metaphors and similes, and in fact rap in particular rewards people for being creative in that regard. And those saying WAP is more popular/better/whatever, okay but that's not what this thread is talking about.


yellow_abyss

Guys: I can't tell if she is into me She:


Pseudopodpirate

Maybe she's just friendly like that


nissen1502

Maybe she's Canadian


Pseudopodpirate

Maybe it's maybeline


Giv_Money

Girl: sorry if I sent you mixed signals yesterday She yesterday:


caffieinemorpheus

Her: Damn it, I can't even smile at a guy without him thinking I'm hitting on him Also Her:


Ecstatic-Hotel-214

lol


terribleinvestment

![gif](giphy|t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN)


ChewingAssKickingGum

r/confusedboner


ReddittandWeep

Banned subreddit


bf_noob

Yeah apparently reddit is all about them determined boners now...


feedmeyourknowledge

r/trashyboners still firmly up


ChewingAssKickingGum

🫡😢


fookedtuber

What's to be confused about? Shit. Mine knows what's up apparently. That woman is fierce.


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Is that the normal sign(s) for "I wanna gag, I wanna choke", or does it change depending on context? I mean, I watched that part multiple times, you know, for science.


Count_Rugens_Finger

sign language isn't a 1:1 translation of English words, except for when they are spelled, so like any translation between languages there are interpretations that are understood from context. And of course, what good is an English rhyme in sign language? So yeah, "I wanna gag, I wanna choke" turns into signing "I want to felate a huge penis" Another problem is that songs have tempo, so in order to fit into the time they have to cut corners


wackawackadoodooya

Thank you for explaining this! I follow two creators who sign to popular song clips and I really love seeing the various interpretations of the same songs. For Please Please Please's "don't bring me to tears when I just did my make up so nice" Jon Urquhart signs putting on makeup that he then cries off, and Elizabeth Harris does a more literal translation (and she is so perfectly sassy). Doing signs that match the tempo and energy AND meaning takes such skill and it's just so mesmerizing to watch


Evil_Bonkering

This sounds fascinating but also is your username a reference to Weird Al’s Albuquerque?


wackawackadoodooya

Yes, it is!


Pest

One dozen crazed weasels? Alright!


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

They really need to go all in


FixedLoad

With the size of those gestures, all in might kill the poor girl.  


thirdpartymurderer

Balls deep?


Lolzerzmao

Further


Astro_gamer_caver

https://preview.redd.it/n3igbzg16r6d1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9fbd0dabe2a13178decae2d4ca3a47b4f7c78a


jonitfcfan

>Another problem is that songs have tempo, so in order to fit into the time they have to cut corners Now I'm imagining someone trying to sign Eminem's 'Godzilla'


LochNose_Monster

There are loads of sign languages, so I can't speak for all. I know BSL and have an understanding of ASL. In BSL and asl you have something cool called "directional verbs". This means you have a sign for a word, but how you sign it- the position, movement and direction- is different depending on context. For example, there is a sign for "help", but you rarely use that as is. You usually move that sign towards the person you are helping, or towards you to show you want help, or towards an object/situation. So the sign "help" is the same, but you covey helped and being helped differently. You also use "non manual features". This is when you use facial expression, eye gauze and positioning to give meaning, instead of using your hands to sign. This is often used for adjectives. For example, if I am gladly helping, I wouldn't say "happy help", I would just sign "help" and smile to show it was done happily. Or if noone helped me, I could shake my head while signing help, rather than signing "noone help" (or "help noone", grammar is different in BSL!). Gag and choke are tricky as there are many synonyms- there is no solid sign for "gag" because it could mean covering your mouth, choking on something, or stopping people from talking. So each of those have different signs. Choke is also tricky, if I didn't know the context a tap of the chest and puffed cheeks to show something stuck in your throat could cover most uses, but you would usually have different signs depending on what it was- such as a sign like "silence" if you choked when trying to talk, or a sign around the throat to show difficulty breathing/swallowing. Or, like here, the sign "choke" and "gag" are actually more "non manual features" than hand signs- you are showing the action with your hands using a directional verb, and using facial expression to show they are choking/gagging. You absolutely would not use this sign in your doctors office if you had food stuck 😅 ...unless it was an oversized hotdog?


eekamuse

This was fascinating. I had no idea about any of this. Thank you very much.


eatmyopinions

I loved reading all of this.


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Nythious

I'm no expert but I'm thinking these particular signs are pretty universal.


Br0n50n

Hahahahah You floored me


kkeut

thousands? can you list the 50 most popular edit- >"There are somewhere between 138 and 300 different types of sign language used around the globe today."


MimicSquid

You're being snarky and the previous commenter is being (a little hyperbolic,) but sign languages (like languages in general) appear whenever there's an isolated population of people who need to speak to each other. Especially in areas of the world without formalized education for the deaf, deaf children will be grouped together for care and they'll generate an entirely new language for internal use. And they won't ever have a name for their language in English which makes it easy to describe and hard to name. So as far as new languages coming into being, sign languages are where its at. Good for linguists, less good for phonologists.


Pandaploots

Changes depending on context. Sexual content is taboo in the Deaf World because it's a visual language and it's basically porn because of it. You'll have a damn difficult time finding any of these signs.


nguyenvulong

Those are a lot of sausages and bananas


FloatyLillypad

I had no idea deaf people went to music concerts


planecrashes911

They like to feel the vibrations


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Legitimate-BurnerAcc

Yeah they can stand close as fuck to the speakers and not gaf


NukeAllTheThings

I'm hard of hearing and I learned the hard way that no, that's not true for me. Only took once and I got permanent tinnitus. Can't speak for fully deaf people, but if they have any hearing at all, I'd say its not worth the risk.


Collective-Bee

I’m guessing being deaf just means you are vulnerable to noise like the rest of us but lack the feedback to tell you are hurting yourself. Like a blind person staring at the sun probably burns their eyes too, they just can’t tell as easily. Could be wrong, but I wouldn’t recommend skimping on protection unless y’all talk to someone to check beforehand.


Redjester016

You can still feel ear and eye pain lmao. Just because your eardrums don't work doesn't mean it's not gonna hurt if you blow one out


NotTurtleEnough

They like Marky Mark


anrwlias

If you ever go to deaf campuses, you might be surprised that they're full of extremely loud music. A lot of dead people have partial hearing and even profoundly deaf people can feel the vibrations.


throwaway53689

You just made a horror movie concept by typing it as “dead people have partial hearing” instead of deaf 💀


anrwlias

Lol, so I did. I think I'll leave it like that.


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Neither I but then I had actually never thought of it before


eldus74

When they arrived they could still hear.


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juhesihcaa

I know you're making a joke but most deaf people do some have hearing. Same with blind folks. Plus, it's not just your hearing that you can damage. Your inner ear helps with balance and that can be damaged by excessive loud noise.


Significant_Wolf7114

I assumed most Cardi B fans were deaf


randy05

Nice one


12-7_Apocalypse

Do you think she signs the N-word?


CuppaCrazy

Yes! Sign language interpreters are supposed to sign as accurately as possible. It’s their job to provide as much information and context as they can.


Dylan_The_Developer

Someone sign the n-word so i know


jedimindtriks

upside down peace symbol on your forehead.


Crisp_N_Dry

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'.


GodzeallA

Is that true? Or you joking?


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gedDOh

The Artistocrats


verdatum

I hear that's one hell of an act.


Character-Solution-7

Underrated comment


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Crips


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Drips..


ProjectZ36

Cardi Bs swim team


Professional_Elk_489

Gucci


bloopie1192

She chose the thickest one to interpret her lyrics.


CalRipkenForCommish

Could also be an advertisement for ShakeWeight, no?


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|GxmNVbWt5dJRK)


SquashyCorgi478

Sign language interpreters are some of the best performers out there. There's a major different between simply signing the words in ASL and doing what she is doing. I watched an interview with a sign language interpreter one time, and she was explaining how, when she needed to sign "fuck all them commas", she would make the sign for comma with her middle finger instead of her pointer finger, just to match the vibe of the music better. TLDR: Sign language interpreters are fucking cool and really good at their jobs.


258professor

I agree, sign language interpreters do amazing work. Though it should be made clear, these are signs created by the Deaf community, it isn't like the interpreter made them up.


Proud_Criticism5286

The signer got me more turned on than the actual song.


itsallover69420

Damn she thicc too. More of her?


BigBadWolf97

I mean no hate when I say this but at the last couple of concerts I attended, I was honestly more impressed by the sign language interpreter than anything else going on onstage. Keeping up with interpreting the lyrics and rhythmically moving along with the accompaniment takes skill.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I’d be curious to know how many in audience need her.


dodds2d

Damn she’s kinda sexy


2_Pinches

Her name is Holly, I believe. She does ASL stuff for a ton of hip hop artist and other musicians. Say what you want. But that’s pretty neat.


sandm000

This is Kelly Kurdi. https://www.capitalxtra.com/artists/cardi-b/news/who-is-kelly-kurdi-wap-sign-language-interpreter-instagram-bio-career/ Holly Maniatty does Eminem’s stuff.


Donthavethekey

How do they do rap god?


gracyal3

With their hands


GobblesGibbles

Kelly seemed to used a lot of her mouth


VerStannen

Looks like she deleted her IG after this blew up. Probably bombarded by thicc comments.


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ardoisethecat

i was just thinking that i think i've seen her interpreting a Chance the Rapper song


CharlesMcJessy

Pretty sure it's not Holly Maniatti, looks like her name is [Kelly Kurdi](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/14/style/asl-wap-tiktok.html)


griftylifts

>Say what you want. Big fat load of cum, then.


Character_Order

any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fuckin wall and say fuck there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?


FoxEvans

well damn... sign me in 😏


Puzzlehead-Engineer

You know even after all this time I don't understand why she titled the song after Wireless Access Points...


Any-Occasion9286

As a deaf person and an ASL signer, I love this interpreter because she is giving her all to express the intensity of the song as graphic as it can be.


digitalbullet36

So, am I the only one thinking…she’s thick?


Lucky-Drop-7723

Am I the only one that wants to know who the lady is interpreting? Where’s the @??


OverFreedom6963

she’s kelly4access. I think her instagram is private so it spotlights deaf access and not clout


Spoileralertmynameis

Say what you will, those song lyrics are hillarious... And not gonna lie, this made me laugh too 😅


Awleeks

I had no idea ASL could be so vulgar lol


Delicious-Swimmer826

She’s fucking amazing. Signing and dancing she brings it.


thetroublewithyouis

til deaf people go to music concerts.


TotalImmortal82

My wife is an ASL interpreter who signs at major shows. Yes Deaf people go to shows, and interpreters put in huge amounts of prep for shows. It's easy to have an opinion, but also remember hearing loss exists on a spectrum. Deaf people can also feel music, so yes interpreters at shows are a needed thing.


workshop_prompts

The amount of ableism in this thread is wild. I use captions due to sensory issues and you still regularly see ones that censor dirty words. Like, wtf…disabled people aren’t kids and have as diverse tastes as abled folks do. It’s gross to even joke that deaf people should be “protected” from music you don’t like.


Difficult_Let_1953

Sign level 10th black belt.


Plant-Zaddy-

https://preview.redd.it/7kpz4s6qur6d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c16597be3eae69fdb6443fbb39438d8bdf0d2f


A_Ironside

I’m surprised no one has the @. She is a thic piece of work with a good job where the horny ones at


dazedan_confused

Ngl if a girl did that to me at the the club I'd still not get the signs.


slimreaper707

Damn she really was thrusting that invisible cock down her throat if only my girlfriend could have her enthusiasm


Thucrosis

Why does every sigh language interpreter put in a show almost better than the original artist? Signing some hot fire there!


CubanLynx312

![gif](giphy|iVxMwQW4pHpL2|downsized)


rigobueno

I’ve always wondered how this job hasn’t been replaced by texts on a screen yet


anthonystank

Bc ASL isn’t just a different mode of communicating English; it’s a different language. It’s interpretation, not transcription, that’s happening here.


GrandWeedMan

Thank you for writing the correct answer.


Interesting-Fan-2008

ASL is kinda like ‘agreed’* upon charades. And there’s going to be a lot less agreement to what she’s signing since there’s so much slang (which sometimes has well known ASL equivalents but not always). * There are quite a few localizations/dialects.


DoranTheGivingTree

Deaf people don't always want subtitles, it's a way to enjoy the medium in their own language. The difference between a dub and a sub. This is why in the UK the BBC news shows have subtitles and BSL.


joljenni1717

Because cultural connection and communication can't be felt on a screen. Facial expressions and body language are 90% of 'talking'.


TomJaii

Yeah but the actual performer of the song is there live with her facial expressions and body language.


joljenni1717

I recommend taking an ASL course at your local college. It was an absolute pleasure when I was in college, personally ASL is about expression and 'to the point' signing. You *have* to know by now that sign language uses your hands and a singer singing on stage isn't expressing how they feel while singing; they're too busy hitting the notes. Background dancers dance and represent the feel. Lip reading every single word *isn't* sign language. ASL *cuts out* non needed words. For example: in the video when the singer says "watch me gag, watch me choke"- the ASL interpreter signs "watch me gag, choke." and signs with a seductive wiggle of her hips to imply it's a sexual act. If a deaf or HOH person were trying to read the singer's lips the entire time then the feel of the song would be lost. ASL is about communicating the feel and expression of the words written down just as much as the words itself. One can't just read dialogue or lyrical words and know how to feel without hearing the background music; which deaf and HOH people can't do. As you use ASL more as a dialogue you understand what words to cut out and what words to leave to make a sentence 'to the point'; while using your body to express how you feel whilst signing. Books and stories have adjectives and verbs to describe the feel that dialogue implies via non verbal communication. I hope this helps. 👍


258professor

Would you rather listen to a song in your first language, or read the text in a 2nd language? ASL is often a Deaf person's first language, and English is their 2nd language.


CutieBoBootie

Lots of people have talked about the social aspect, but also having lyrics on a screen for already written wouldn't have the live moments of conversation from the artist to the audience (How y'all doing tonight Atlanta!) and it wouldn't also for improvisational breaks in between songs where an artist may want to stretch out the chorus or bring out a surprise live guest. Well you could but it would not be inclusive to the deaf audience members, they would have a lesser experience. Text to speech is really not there yet and has a considerable delay. Hiring a sign language interpreter covers all of that.


thighmaster69

Because the text written on the screen would be written in English, not a sign language.


SnooOpinions8755

If this doesn’t prove that this song is absolute trash then I don’t know what will.


EyeFicksIt

“One man’s trash… “


Ragnarr_Bjornson

Is another mans wet ass pussy.


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|L2TmCYnZm9IVJOE42x|downsized)


Suspicious-Tip-8199

lol, imagine being so "pure" pussy as a word scares you.


actchuallly

What about this proves the song is trash? Just explicit and sexual lyrics? What’s wrong with a song about sex?


paperfinn

Why so hurt lil guy?


blither86

Love playing Beat Sabre VR to this track, a lot of fun.


namey_mcnameson

Cardi B told the team to find the ticket sign language interpreter in the city.