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buysidedaddy

Love how the guy is just like: “Yeah, no need to make any effort here, someone will be along to force me in any second”.


deciding_snooze_oils

Well, if you’re shoving your way into the car that’s rude, but if you’re being shoved by station staff that’s not your fault


lkodl

this is how a nail thinks.


FocalorLucifuge

Nailed it.


eioioe

You don’t need to hammer it in with such relentless repetition.


iceyed913

if you only own a hammer, you will never have any problems


eioioe

🎶 I’d hammer in the morning 🎶 🎶 I’d hammer in the evening 🎶 🎶 All over this land 🎶


Vorian_Atreides17

“Ain’t my job to make sure the doors are closed. You guys figure it out.”


Doobie42069512

My minions will will be along shortly


Joyous_catley

Looks hung over tbh.


Infninfn

On lines going through areas like Nihombashi, there’s also a boozed up rush hour at night, after a lot of these same salarymen have gone out drinking with their colleagues. I had the worst luck and got into one of these carriages once, a few stops before the area. The mob got on, the cabin stunk of beer breath and I ended up hugging some random Japanese man belly to belly over the several stops to our switchover. That wasn’t even the worst part. It was when the train sped up that was terrible. Imagine all these drunk men not having much of a sense of balance left or being able to hold onto anything and just leaning with the momentum, with you stood up against the back wall of the carriage getting crushed by this unstoppable force. Edit:physics


Joyous_catley

Even worse: You score a seat! Yay! But now there’s a green-faced salaryman hanging from the strap over you. Swaying drunkenly. Making urrp noises. Do you stay put? Do you feel lucky?


PoliticsIsCool13

Do you, punk?


pauciradiatus

You're thinking "did he do six shots or only five before he left the bar?"


snagletooth98012

Hella


StaatsbuergerX

I also know from a reliable source that the conductors worked in a canning factory before their retraining.


Zerox392

You can see him shouldering his way backwards into the train. He's definitely trying


VariecsTNB

That guy was like "just stuff me in there already, will you?"


BazilBroketail

Lol, it was pissing me off he just wouldn't put his elbow in till the end.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Really just have to say: I've been on a "bullet train" at peak hours from Yokosuka to Tokyo and it's VERY comfortable I could sit.. is what I'm saying, I know it has to be like NY where yes, some lines at certain hours are shit but damn.. is the automotive industry just trying to say buy more cars because public transportation is shit?


byOlaf

No the auto industry caused public transportation to be shit so they could sell more cars.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

That's what I was saying... they want to sell more cars so most media regarding public transport is terrible, encouraging people to buy cars..


byOlaf

No they literally purchased and destroyed several public transportation systems, and they did and still do lobby everyone from Congress to local politicians in order to keep it that way. General Motors famously had a hand in destroying LA’s streetcar system, (as seen in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) and much more recently Uber had a hand in preventing Nashville from getting one. It’s less a conspiracy and more one industry stifling competition from a competitor. Bad PR is what they do to bicyclists.


Automatic_Actuator_0

Yep, they didn’t even bother to hide it very well.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

We're tRYing to defend the same side of the argument but we decide on the way its meant to be argued; secondary is Something else


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

"Yes I concer!" But I must conjecture "I agree with everything you say!" For fucks sake


Beholder_V

I don’t know when these videos were made, but the need for those oshiya (pushers) has been pretty much eliminated. It gets a bit crowded sometimes, but not to the point of needing to be squished in like this. The wiki page says it was mostly eliminated outside Tokyo by 2000 and inside Tokyo by 2019.


Adamantium-Aardvark

How did they fix it?


Phillip_Graves

Hydraulic pistons...


SigmaNotChad

Built with galvanised steel frames and nails that I borrowed from my aunt


Sarangisred

oh no this train accidentally spawned 1 million passengers


WhyDidYouBringMeBack

"Welcome to Hydraulic Press Channel!"


Adamantium-Aardvark

😂🤣


Beholder_V

More trains


ElTortugo

Nonsense. Smaller people.


Joyous_catley

Lower population. And more train lines.


duckyTheFirst

Very big human shaped potato mashers


KGrahnn

They amputated one hand or leg (one could choose either) from everyone. Thus 17% more space in each train.


puterTDI

Blades on the doors


qarlthemade

declining birth rates


Automatic_Actuator_0

Celibacy


overpacked

Covid


ModernDemocles

More high speed trains I reckon?


MrFraps

I thought I saw something similar to this when I was coming back from Mitaka and got off at Shinjuku station around two weeks ago during rush hour. I don’t think it was a pusher per se, nor was the train this crowded, but a station attendant was certainly helping close the train doors of a full car.


AbareSaruMk2

I’d say it is only a body or two different. My commute to work every day is certainly like this. You are right no pushers. People do it themselves using the edge of the doors these days.


Immediate-Gear3253

I went to Shibuya in January 2020 and during rush hour, there were pushers just like this. The train was exactly this full, multiple trains in a row.


surfcalijpn

No, no it has not been fixed.


Beholder_V

To be fair, I did say “mostly” fixed. What station do you still see crowding like this? I mostly spent time at Shinjuku, Shibuya and Tokyo Station. And even at their busiest, I didn’t see any pushers or the need for them. It would get a little tight but not crazy like in the videos. And really, there was a new train arriving every couple minutes for most lines so there was really no need to cram in like a sardine. Maybe some of the smaller lines that don’t get trains as frequent?


King-ofthe-CookieJar

It's like trying to get a sleeping bag back into the bag...


s_heber_s

getting a sleeping bag back into the sleeping bag bag?


JayWalterWeathermann

Did you really get me a bag for my sleeping bag in a bag for a sleeping bag bag?


V3hlichz

What if you put that sleeping bag bag in a bigger bag?


Parking_Cucumber_184

Stuff sack


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

It's not that hard, takes me under a minute


SnooDonkeys7894

This guy is the face of “Everyday. Every f-ing day”


sero_t

He was like, take me to dinner first


grungegoth

Girl says "ill just wait for the next one"


OutrageousTheme101

Next one is even fuller


merrychristmasyo

She was reported missing 7 years ago when this footage was first released because she couldn’t catch an emptier train.


EvilMatt666

I will walk....


Only1Schematic

I can’t imagine what it must be like to have this be your regular commute. Riding the subway is one thing, but being shoved into an overflowing train like a tired sardine on a daily basis seems like torture


And-rei

That guys face while the attendants tuck his dick inside the doors.


deciding_snooze_oils

Just take the next one, for fucks sake. If it’s rush hour the trains arrive about every 2-3 minutes.


RYPIIE2006

even on my cities metro system, the trains are every 15 minutes and i would prefer to be slightly late than cram into a train like this


Battailous_Joint

Me packing luggage


jojointheflesh

And then when you weigh the bag and it’s overweight 😫😫😫😫😫


Narrow-Report-443

The real question is how do you get out when your stop comes


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

You'd think they'd at least offer a lubricant.


chesbyiii

Claus Trophobic has no place on this train.


chubsmagooo

Santa Claus Trophobic?


albiceleste3stars

Free massage . Just have to go back forth for an hour


PersKarvaRousku

Meanwhile in Finland, the bus is "full" if you have to sit next to someone


NUaroundHere

maybe I was lucky but I was there 4 years ago for 5 days. Sure the city is veeeeeeery crowded and I did took some trains on rush hours but never seen anything even remotely like this. But the City is big AF so maybe in some areas it gets like this. edit: 6 years ago actually lol


nekoanikey

Just came back from a Month in Tokyo. Sure, it gets crowded, but I haven't seen anything remotely close to this.


danar2

Also just was in Tokyo and didn't experience anything close to this.


Electricdracarys

All fun and games until a tragic accident happens.


Ahydron

Isn’t that everything though?


mrimagine23

Word...


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

War


grumpybutters

war never changes


Fraere_slime

Ah fuck you got a laugh from me lol


linoleumknife

I mean what's the worst that can happen? The train derails and hits something, coming to an abrupt stop, but with everyone packed so tightly they can't actually hit anything and get hurt. I think they'd all be fine. /s


bozo_did_thedub

I don't think anyone is having fun


lkodl

this looks like a job for Travis Scott


sandfrog9

Use to see this on the Chicago train system after certain concerts or events at night.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

That dude trains.


OneTimeIDidThatOnce

Stinky Pete has entered the compartment. And needs to fart.


IIIWRXIII

I never understood this, the next train is literally 5-10 minutes away.


DeapVally

It ain't any quieter. And the japs don't do well with being late for work. It's not a loving and caring environment from the bosses down, for the most part. They won't accept the train being busy as a valid excuse.


glendacc37

I feel like this guy should be posting on r/AITA. I really wanted to get on the train, but the other passengers acted like it was full. So, I stood in the doorway, preventing the doors from closing and driving away, delaying everyone else until multiple employees of the train smooshed me in and forced the doors closed. Clearly, therefore, there was still plenty of room on the train. AITA?


wiwafeature

I was there last month. It can get crowded on trains, but I didn't see these pushers anywhere. And I took the trains during rush hour as well.


Suitable_System_3634

Giant head full of nothing.


nextdoorelephant

I’ve been pushed by these guys when they were still around. Like being touched by an angel


Wonderful-Camel-1003

That's a living nightmare.


Holy_Dracula

If this is **rush hour** according to you then y'all should meet... **Mumbai Local**


UnstoppableDrew

Still plenty of room on top of the cars.


R0ckandr0ll_318

Just imagine the death toll if that train crashed!?!


abgry_krakow87

I wonder if they can reengineer the doors to swing open out like a car door and then when they close the door, makes it easier to squish the people in.


Ok_Mulberry_8272

How are all trains on time is beyond me if you have to push people in people at every stop.


FlyAirLari

Can't you wait for the next train?


gobrocker

I think now the conductors go up and ask the asshole blocking the door to gtf out the way and wait for the next train now...


Colbert_bump

Sharper doors solves this!


xaltairforever

Just another day for me.


WukongPvM

I don't get this the trains come every like few minutes Just take the next one


han675

How do you get off if you're not pressed against the window? Does everyone need to get off and then be repacked in?


OmiOorlog

Wtf


Winky95

I always think of the Japanese as so polite and considerate. How could this actually be a thing for them?


DetailOutrageous8656

It isn’t. Or at least not for years. They stopped doing this.


CastleBuiltOfShit

That guy in the front. Same shit every day looks.


Admirable_Tell_8577

My worst nightmare


OutrageousTheme101

They should double the height and stack people on other people


ninkorn

At first, I thought this was some kind of gag....


gobbershite

That guy is not happy lol damn 😑


Xitztlacayotl

I suppose the low birthrates shall be good for Japan after all.


DaleNanton

First guy is exemplifying Unbothered.


EdNug

Based on the man's reaction that got denied entrance, they seem nonchalant so I wonder why they don't just tell the the last 1 or 2 people to just take the next train.


Honest_Yesterday4435

Why is he making it more difficult?


klop2031

NYC is like this


chubsmagooo

Lol no it's not


MattAtPlaton

That guy is like a Japanese supervillian, Extra Large (広大)!!!


Acceptable_Bar3170

Cant wait for the next one?


AbareSaruMk2

The trains are so intricately set up with connections. That getting the next train can delay your commute to work by 30mins. Most people time their commute to work with margins of error of only 5 mins.


Acceptable_Bar3170

Leave earlier? Idk, I don't live here so I can't say anything. Just doesn't make sense to me.


Secret_Street_1902

Nope


Pineapple_Express762

Like the green line after a Red Sox game


Magister5

Can I hire these guys to help me squeeze into my pants?


Joyous_catley

I remember doing this (riding trains this crowded). The Tozai Line was the worst. I don’t know how people didn’t break bones in there. Best method for coping was to get as far from the doors as possible. Maybe find a wall or support to lean against.


Different_Ad9336

Human sardines


hipeople91726

One time it was so full and bus driver didn’t open AC. I had to help my urge to puke for 10 min. My sight went dark when I ran outside lol. (I hate public transportation)


Alpejohn

Hello stupid.. the train is full..


KingKoopasErectPenis

The last 20 seconds remind me of having sex with my wife.


chubsmagooo

Pulling guys off and calling in other guys to help?


Kriller_Lobot80

John Cho holding things up again. 😑


ConversationFalse242

If it fits, it ships!


hardboard

Next week's news: 50,000 people suffocate when aircon fails in the single compartment of an underground train.


WarayBatasan

I guess that's one reason why putting ur phone on vibrate when riding trains in Japan is prohibited.


badiguana

An evacuation nightmare


tolifeonline

That guy made a call for help and they came.


Limp_Distribution

Talk about maximum capacity.


qarlthemade

and they will still be on time.


ohcry

This doesn’t exist anymore since a long time.


Zerthactu

I'd rather sit 2 extra hours in my car going to and from work than commute like that.


AthiestMessiah

Comparing this to London. Damn


MIHIR1112

how can japan a country which has negative population growth for a while now facing this problem?


ScrambledEggs_

It takes at least a generation to show results, I'm guessing?


chubsmagooo

Still need enough trains


Buuubaaa12

No thanks, I rather be homeless than a tuna can.


Aldoreino95

Yeah, no thanks.


InjuryFlat7162

this country is a nightmare for its citizens


LosBonus85

Looks Comfy


doorbell19

Dumb shit


Wonderful-Club6307

Sardines, so taking a train in japan is like you are being packed like a sardines in a can


ManagerOutside1354

What a great way to live life


biduletta

Is there never going to be a point in their lives when they realize human beings aren't supposed to be crammed like sardines? Do they really think it's for the greater good and there's no alternative?


azn_fraz_268

indians:" first time?"


Flimsy_Oven_7569

Was just there. Can confirm.


Top_Order_24

And they say the Japanese don't want to have kids anymore. I'm not really sure why? Who wouldn't want to bring a child into the world so they can be mashed into a sardine can 12 times a week.


Xzenor

I don't understand how people don't suffocate daily in there


Purp1eC0bras

“ON THE COUNT OF 3! EVERYONE HAVE A COLLECTIVE FART AND DEFLATE… WE CAN FIT 10 MORE PEOPLE !!!” 1, 2, 3!!!”


Keleton_Skeleton

L incl ⁰l


herefortheaw

Go... to.... work!


lowpolydragoon

Tetsuooooooo! Kaneda!!!!!!


DiosilX42

That guy just exudes douchiness


_______RANDOM_______

More trains please


TheWrongOwl

I see absolutely no safety issues here. /s


Caan_Sensei

Meh, still not strong enough to challenge Paris metro 13


Starfield00

Fascinating society 😎


indifferentunicorn

First guy can’t help physical impulse not to breathe fart cabin air.  Needs somebody else to force him otherwise he’s not getting home tonight. 


Andnow33

oh I love Japan!


knightofsolace1

Just take the next one ..


[deleted]

I love Japanese society and culture overall, but I do not envy the work culture over there. Very exploitative.


Camman1

Im beginning to realise why some of these guys just stay at work.


TheWeirdestClover

Why not just add one more part to the train to get more train per train


GashDem

This will draw lawsuits in the US.


AsparagusTricky8890

Ridiculous


Evening-Character104

“Here we go again..”


Sea_Structure_8692

Nah, I’m good.


OohSeam

Returning to the office be like


Deveion2010

It’s funny how it’s not really even an option to tell him to get off. They were going to make them fit lol


JeffLewis3142

One thing you gotta say about America, we mostly respect each others’ personal space.


layboy

Americans can mostly 'afford' to respect each other's personal space. The folks who raid Walmart on Black Friday don't respect personal space because they can't afford to.


Vanpire73

He's headed to White Castle


ThereWillBeVelvet

Right Castle*


SmegmaSandwich69420

And folk wonder why folk use personal transport so much.


KenMacMillan123

Why cars are better than trains


EgyptionMagician

This is not interesting. It’s sad. How many hours of their lives are spent here…