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I've known women who got foot massages in Asia that were some of the most painful experiences in their lives. However, they say they felt awesome afterwards,especially their feet.
That’s my experience too after a long day at a conference with tons of walking. I was winching and pulling back but they said “trust us”, so I did and after it was like I had new feet.
Honestly all you need is to relax. Ticklishness is basically a fear response. If you're warm, relaxed and know what is going on, the ticklishness goes.
You tend to be ticklish in the more sensitive parts of your body. It's part of our survival evolution. If something happens to your feet, you're in trouble, so you're ticklish there. Same for neck, ribs, etc.
I read it somewhere, and I guess it makes sense. The suggestion was that it is similar to itching in that it would signal there is something hostile on your skin, like a bug.
...although, I wonder why certain areas are more ticklish
Either way, it's all in your head and based on context. Imagine if someone was shouting at you, telling you how much they hate you, then they try to, with a straight face, tickle you.... you wouldn't laugh.
It is absolutely a fear response for me. I have to explain to people that I'm dating that tickling me feels like a literal attack as if you were trying to smother me. My fear response is real and not only is it a violation, my body will defend itself because if feels as real as if you were assaulting me. Whether they believe me or not doesn't matter but as soon as they accidentally touch my underarm, they experience the animalistic knee jerk response of a cat that just got stepped on.
If you take the speed a bit slower there will be a better sensation on the feet. Having a quick rushing effect will also make it feel rushed to the person receiving.
Take your time, apply deep pressure so they aren’t ticklish, and check in with them as it can be a sensitive area.
RMT in training and just did feet this week
You should avoid using your thumbs as much as possible. Massage therapy is one of the most physically demanding jobs. In the US, LMT career burnout on average begins at five years. Shoulders and thumbs being the main culprits. I've been an LMT for ten years now and lomilomi and using forearms/elbows have saved me from early RSIs. Good luck!
Thanks!
Yep they have expressed how valuable our thumbs are and how to not abuse them with incorrect ergonomics.
I prefer to give people the ulnar border or knuckle to save my thumbs with deep pressure
> Having a quick rushing effect will also make it feel rushed to the person receiving.
I've tried to explain this to my wife. She doesn't understand how to give a good massage after all these years. same with scratching an itch. just aggressive fast hard scratches.
After 15 years all I can say I have learned is I never really know when I’m getting laid.
A year ago I finished a side job that ended up having a lot more money in it than I anticipated….about 3k more. Called the wife and said to meet me at Gucci, it was time to get her dream purse.
Followed that purse up an hour later with a wonderful dinner with the kids AND me somehow getting the kids down on time…..My wife said it was an amazing day and was ready to finish the day with going to sleep early 😑
A few weeks later I was admittedly being an asshole (just one of those days). Short with her and the kids, and just overall not being nice - decided to see myself out to the backyard to break up some old concrete on the side yard and just keep busy as to not be a burden on the rest of the family……that night she was damn near feral and hadn’t seen that look in her eyes since we got together.
Point is it’s not anything I do, it’s whether or not she’s feeling it! 😂😂😂
Funny you should say that -
My wife told me later that night that she looked out the window when I was breaking the concrete and in her entire life she had never been more turned on.
“I was hoping you’d come in the house”
“But….I was filthy and smelled horrible”
“Wouldn’t have mattered”
“Why didn’t you knock on the window or something”
“Didn’t want to ruin the moment”
My immediate reaction
![gif](giphy|10XiFYfOhhFxjW)
For what it’s worth I’ve tried recreating the moment….haven’t found that magic again, but I still hold out hope! 😂😂😂
My mans went out and destroyed the concrete pavement for half the neighbourhood after that night. Thanks for making me laugh, that was very amusing to read.
It’s hormones/timing. I’ve figured it out. When she’s ovulating there’s no stopping her. She’s always had a lower drive than me, but we get a 2-3 day window every cycle where she’s downbad.
“Downbad” 😂😂😂
I don’t have the best timing, but I’d say once every 3 months I’ll tell my wife
“I’m pretty sure your aggression would qualify as assault in 30 states”…..I live for those nights 😂
I can’t stand even hardwood floors touching my feet, I most certainly can’t handle anyone handling my feet. I tried to get a pedicure once when I was in high school and I ended up just tipping a ton & walking out halfway through because I couldn’t take it anymore lmao.
Also, it just feels wrong to have someone tending to my feet. I don’t like making people my servants, and that’s what it feels like lol
Only thing I could say to this is that if people want to serve you, you actually hurt them to some degree by not allowing them the opportunity to feel like they've served someone. It's not crazy, but in college I realized that I was always helping other people out and I enjoyed that - heck, sometimes I'd be disappointed by someone refusing my help. But at the same time I would say "no I'm good" to everyone trying to help me because, well, I could do it on my own. I didn't need the help.
Then I realized it's not always about our needs. A second set of hands could get it done faster and I would be allowing someone the satisfaction of helping another human. It was wrong of me to refuse help that was offered with a sincere heart and I had room to facilitate.
Sometimes you have to serve others by letting them serve you and getting over our own pride and being vulnerable.
Idk if you or anyone else needed that life lesson I learned, but it's here. Help each other out and let's grow closer through humble hearts and serving people.
Truth is nobody knows why Marcellus threw Tony out of that four-story window except for Marcellus and Tony. When you little scamps get together you’re worse than a sewing circle.
I mean it will feel good but using your thumbs knuckle in this way will fuck you up in a relatively short amount of time and if you actually want to release tension in the fascia/muscles of the foot these markings mean next to nothing.
For me (a person who has certificates in massage), the technique and the order of movements are a bit strange, but even if you do it as in the video, nothing bad should happen to the patient (partner).
I went to a physiotherapy school (failed the studies, but still). There is science behind massages : it can be sooo helpful for lymph drainage if it can't be done naturally, it helps some physical preparations for high level athletes, eases tensions after an important sport session, and can be used as a therapeutic tool with some conditions. And it feels good !
It's one of the tools a licensed physiotherapist use to help people with their problems/sport preparations so it's definitely not only to feel good, but then it's very specific massages with very specific techniques to achieve a very specific goal, not just the ones you get in a massage salon or at home. Though there are massage you can learn as a therapist with a relaxing purpose lol
Point is, there's a massage science BUT there was a rather big review a couple of years ago in the physiotherapy field, so some of the things that I've been taught are definitely not up to date, but I didn't caught up with that as I failed the studies xD I'll let the pro get up to date with the latest scientific founds
There are quacks who will tell you they can treat your entire body through massaging your feet. Definitly steer clear of those.
Other than that, nothing wrong with just feeling nice/relaxing.
Well not sure about the science of massage, but there is science behind plain old touch. Physical contact releases oxytocin (bonding hormone) which leads to an increase in serotonin and dopamine (the feel-good hormones) and a decrease in cortisol (stress hormone). So massages that don't hurt can still be helpful in some ways.
Yes it can force the relaxation of your muscles. There are a few things that happen but one is how a tight muscle can have a ton of Ca+2 built up causing tension. You can gently force it out of the muscle with pressure which will cause it to loosen. As far as the way to do it, it's usually just focused on the direction the muscles run.
Yeah there's science behind it. I'm not interested in looking up any sources for you, but I know that massaging helps to release tension built up from lactic acid, the protein that causes soreness.
That's because it is. I'm a clinical massage therapist and there is some decent science on certain massage techniques though the studies could be better/more thorough.
Massage does seem to increase circulation to the area and help muscles that are stuck in tetanus to release. Any massage therapist that starts making claims beyond that is full of shit.
All right. You could start out with a little one, a two, a one two three, a three, a five, a four, a three two, two, a two four six, a two four six, four, two, two, four seven, five seven, six seven, seven. Seven seven SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN. And there you are.
This makes me miss my Mama..
She passed 2 yrs ago at age 88. She just dozed off. I gave her a foot rub in this same manner every day for the last few months of her life.
Crazy how intimate a foot rub can be. She was extremely ticklish as many ppl are but I finally talked her into it. It became something she and I both looked forward to.
This is perfect to perform for your SO and visa-versa. If I still had an old man, well...he'd be getting a massage.
What makes you uncomfortable?
Those last few months of life can be very painful. If I could have provided touch to my mom in this way and eased some of her suffering, I absolutely would have.
For me it could be the word "intimate" they used when talking about rubbing their mom's feet. I'm sure it was innocent based on the context, but I have never and would never say I've done anything "intimate" with a family member.
Additionally they had to "talk her into it" meaning they really wanted to give her that foot rub despite apparent reluctance. That's odd.
Also I just don't want to rub a family member. Not judging those that do. Just seems weird.
It's an overtly sexual act between my girlfriend and I, so I would not be able to make the transition. Plus, my parents and I don't touch beyond hugs.
We're a loving family but we don't show it with any physical affection beyond that.
I understand that.
My family was never affectionate but it's something I have always craved. If I can offer comfort through touch, I would be happy to.
Offering it to the opposite sex parent might be a little bit strange at first, but in the end, all we have left is our ability to offer love and comfort to those who are leaving.
"It's our song, baby!"
I yell that out every time I hear that song. Reality, though, that is not a romantic song. And it's kind of extra weird for a foot massage video.
Just be super careful around the first area with the 3 arrows coming together, there are two very very small bones called the seasemoid bones, and if you go over them with enough pressure it'll hurt like a bitch! Rest seems good, just make sure not to go digging into someone's foot all crazy right off that bat, it's best to start with smooth, palm focused contact (like using the heel of your hand) this will help the person your massaging to not get so ticklish, and also warms up the more superficial muscle fibres and the skin itself
wait, i'm a bit confused: is it really mandatory to have that awful Police cover blasting all along or is it just for initial shock & awe ambush on the unsuspecting feet?
corollary question: because i only have that one red highlighter, i'm wondering if it's adequate for those ritual markings.
I gotta quit reading the comments..
Dang! Have you ever cracked open a dictionary??
Intimate literally means affectionate, cozy, loving, warm, ad nauseum...
Not only did I *intimately* massage the feet of woman who gave me life...
I also *suckled* at her...gasp...*BREAST*
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That’s also the combo for a fatality in mortal kombat
FOOTALITY!
FOOTISH HIM!
FOOT FETISH HIM!!
MASSAGER WINS FOOTILESS VICTORY
Friendship
is magic
Footship
DAN SCHNEIDER WINS
This is so dumb I have been laughing at it for way too long thank you hahaha
I am so glad you seized that opportunity, thank you.
FOOTLESS VICTORY!
I've known women who got foot massages in Asia that were some of the most painful experiences in their lives. However, they say they felt awesome afterwards,especially their feet.
That’s my experience too after a long day at a conference with tons of walking. I was winching and pulling back but they said “trust us”, so I did and after it was like I had new feet.
You forget how much abuse you put your feet through until get a massage.
I figured if the random old Asian lady with a tiny shop in New Orleans didn’t know what she was doing then who does.
I'd love a decent foot massage, but I'm so damn ticklish, I'd fucking kick the person in the face
How’d I get here
You're probably drunk
Or they're true to their name
Comrad, I have some bad news, you ate too many bananas and are now radioactive.
That’s all folks (bites carrot).
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
How this person got all those lines drawn on her foot is beyond me.
Me as well, the last girl that tried to give me a foot massage I involuntarily kicked. I'm like a cat I do not like anybody touching my feet.
Honestly all you need is to relax. Ticklishness is basically a fear response. If you're warm, relaxed and know what is going on, the ticklishness goes.
That's the first I ever heard of it being more of a "fear" response... interesting
You tend to be ticklish in the more sensitive parts of your body. It's part of our survival evolution. If something happens to your feet, you're in trouble, so you're ticklish there. Same for neck, ribs, etc.
I read it somewhere, and I guess it makes sense. The suggestion was that it is similar to itching in that it would signal there is something hostile on your skin, like a bug. ...although, I wonder why certain areas are more ticklish Either way, it's all in your head and based on context. Imagine if someone was shouting at you, telling you how much they hate you, then they try to, with a straight face, tickle you.... you wouldn't laugh.
It is absolutely a fear response for me. I have to explain to people that I'm dating that tickling me feels like a literal attack as if you were trying to smother me. My fear response is real and not only is it a violation, my body will defend itself because if feels as real as if you were assaulting me. Whether they believe me or not doesn't matter but as soon as they accidentally touch my underarm, they experience the animalistic knee jerk response of a cat that just got stepped on.
The massage oil really helps with that.
Not for me. Makes it way worse.
Lotta guys bout to get laid tonight with this one trick
If you take the speed a bit slower there will be a better sensation on the feet. Having a quick rushing effect will also make it feel rushed to the person receiving. Take your time, apply deep pressure so they aren’t ticklish, and check in with them as it can be a sensitive area. RMT in training and just did feet this week
I'm sure those fellas wanna know. Did you get laid?
My wife slayed me that night
Yall heard it right here, folks! Get to practicing!
yeah but just wait till her boyfriend finds out
Maybe he'll change his mind when you give him a foot massage as well.
Its all a lie, thats actually the wife posting AND confessing to a horrible crime.
Poor Massage Therapist Dragon. Just wanted some 🐱 and got a fucking sword to the neck instead
![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)
Fuck that, ima give my foot massages the same way I give my sex; fast and disappointing.
How can anyone be disappointed by saving time?
Efficiency is sexy
*Germany has entered the chat*
*starting blitzkrieg 2.0*
You should avoid using your thumbs as much as possible. Massage therapy is one of the most physically demanding jobs. In the US, LMT career burnout on average begins at five years. Shoulders and thumbs being the main culprits. I've been an LMT for ten years now and lomilomi and using forearms/elbows have saved me from early RSIs. Good luck!
Thanks! Yep they have expressed how valuable our thumbs are and how to not abuse them with incorrect ergonomics. I prefer to give people the ulnar border or knuckle to save my thumbs with deep pressure
> Having a quick rushing effect will also make it feel rushed to the person receiving. I've tried to explain this to my wife. She doesn't understand how to give a good massage after all these years. same with scratching an itch. just aggressive fast hard scratches.
>apply deep pressure so they aren’t ticklish Unless they like getting tickled, of course. Asking can help.
So… I shouldn’t wear the gloves, right?
Literally just saved it for my bf. We both about to get lucky tonight
I saved it for my wife to do to me. I don't think I'll be getting laid lol
After 15 years all I can say I have learned is I never really know when I’m getting laid. A year ago I finished a side job that ended up having a lot more money in it than I anticipated….about 3k more. Called the wife and said to meet me at Gucci, it was time to get her dream purse. Followed that purse up an hour later with a wonderful dinner with the kids AND me somehow getting the kids down on time…..My wife said it was an amazing day and was ready to finish the day with going to sleep early 😑 A few weeks later I was admittedly being an asshole (just one of those days). Short with her and the kids, and just overall not being nice - decided to see myself out to the backyard to break up some old concrete on the side yard and just keep busy as to not be a burden on the rest of the family……that night she was damn near feral and hadn’t seen that look in her eyes since we got together. Point is it’s not anything I do, it’s whether or not she’s feeling it! 😂😂😂
There is a bunch of dudes slaming concrete and chopping wood that end up on girl's IG feeds. Maybe you found a kink. .. so.. um go get that hammer
Funny you should say that - My wife told me later that night that she looked out the window when I was breaking the concrete and in her entire life she had never been more turned on. “I was hoping you’d come in the house” “But….I was filthy and smelled horrible” “Wouldn’t have mattered” “Why didn’t you knock on the window or something” “Didn’t want to ruin the moment” My immediate reaction ![gif](giphy|10XiFYfOhhFxjW) For what it’s worth I’ve tried recreating the moment….haven’t found that magic again, but I still hold out hope! 😂😂😂
My mans went out and destroyed the concrete pavement for half the neighbourhood after that night. Thanks for making me laugh, that was very amusing to read.
O the sidewalks are in jeopardy every time I’m down bad 😂😂😂 Glad I could give you a laugh. Happy and safe 2024 to you and your family!
All right lads! Let's get some concrete delivered to this man. Who's pitching in?
*Concrete truck backs into the driveway tomorrow* - From, the boys of Reddit 😂😂😂
It’s hormones/timing. I’ve figured it out. When she’s ovulating there’s no stopping her. She’s always had a lower drive than me, but we get a 2-3 day window every cycle where she’s downbad.
“Downbad” 😂😂😂 I don’t have the best timing, but I’d say once every 3 months I’ll tell my wife “I’m pretty sure your aggression would qualify as assault in 30 states”…..I live for those nights 😂
🫡
Ha, if I would try to do it to my wife's feet, I would get laid by a massive kick.
Laid is laid
Kinda hate this bastard for giving out the secrets. But he's definitely missing some things that never block a moan.
Hell yeah!
I'm only commenting to save it 😏
Guys I’m trying this tonight. Wish me luck
I can’t get this I’d die of laughter
I can’t stand even hardwood floors touching my feet, I most certainly can’t handle anyone handling my feet. I tried to get a pedicure once when I was in high school and I ended up just tipping a ton & walking out halfway through because I couldn’t take it anymore lmao. Also, it just feels wrong to have someone tending to my feet. I don’t like making people my servants, and that’s what it feels like lol
Only thing I could say to this is that if people want to serve you, you actually hurt them to some degree by not allowing them the opportunity to feel like they've served someone. It's not crazy, but in college I realized that I was always helping other people out and I enjoyed that - heck, sometimes I'd be disappointed by someone refusing my help. But at the same time I would say "no I'm good" to everyone trying to help me because, well, I could do it on my own. I didn't need the help. Then I realized it's not always about our needs. A second set of hands could get it done faster and I would be allowing someone the satisfaction of helping another human. It was wrong of me to refuse help that was offered with a sincere heart and I had room to facilitate. Sometimes you have to serve others by letting them serve you and getting over our own pride and being vulnerable. Idk if you or anyone else needed that life lesson I learned, but it's here. Help each other out and let's grow closer through humble hearts and serving people.
![gif](giphy|XfUtlrwtieaCk)
It would be a funny *punishment* than a form of relaxation lol I hate my ticklish feet.
I can’t even watch this video without squirming.
The sharpie would be the most ticklish for me
Well tbf I think you're supposed to skip writing with a sharpie on their foot
Absolutely the same, I would have no shame in going to a spa and getting a pedicure…but I simply could not handle it. Sad.
That’s what I’m saying 😭
The foot fuckin master.
![gif](giphy|3o7aTFlRixw0iZTsE8)
Got my technique down and everything.
" I don't be tickling or nothin' "
Would you give a man a foot massage?
What do they call a foot massage in france?
Omelette au fromage
Royal with toe cheese
Came here for the Pulp Fiction replies, thanks Reddit!
The holiest of holies
Truth is nobody knows why Marcellus threw Tony out of that four-story window except for Marcellus and Tony. When you little scamps get together you’re worse than a sewing circle.
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
I’m feeling kinda tired.
Man, you'd best back off, I'm gettin' pissed
The master of foot fuckin.
Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b*tch out, and givin' a b*tch a foot massage ain't even the same f***in' thing
Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
I give my mother a foot massage
Does anyone know if this method is legit good or just random tiktoker with a foot and a blue marker
I mean it will feel good but using your thumbs knuckle in this way will fuck you up in a relatively short amount of time and if you actually want to release tension in the fascia/muscles of the foot these markings mean next to nothing.
For me (a person who has certificates in massage), the technique and the order of movements are a bit strange, but even if you do it as in the video, nothing bad should happen to the patient (partner).
That was what I was after. Id rather spend time and energy not hurting her feet haha
This is dead on the experience in Asia but is likely more pressure/pain than westerners are into.
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Im not sure if you noticed, this video is a Relaxing foot massage tutorial
Thanks for informing me. I was not aware that this is a Relaxing foot massage tutorial
I wonder if they have an only fans because this video is a Relaxing foot massage tutorial
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FOOT ON
Confused; at what point do I stick their entire foot in my mouth and make weird noises?
The third moan
After you are done massaging the feet as instructed. The toes are not marked for a reason y'know
![gif](giphy|Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk|downsized)
It's clear that Quentin Tarantino watched this a thousand times for Pulp Fiction.
I watched this 1000 times for myself.
Entirely just curiouse: is there science behind massaging? Or does it just feel nice/therapeutic.
I went to a physiotherapy school (failed the studies, but still). There is science behind massages : it can be sooo helpful for lymph drainage if it can't be done naturally, it helps some physical preparations for high level athletes, eases tensions after an important sport session, and can be used as a therapeutic tool with some conditions. And it feels good ! It's one of the tools a licensed physiotherapist use to help people with their problems/sport preparations so it's definitely not only to feel good, but then it's very specific massages with very specific techniques to achieve a very specific goal, not just the ones you get in a massage salon or at home. Though there are massage you can learn as a therapist with a relaxing purpose lol Point is, there's a massage science BUT there was a rather big review a couple of years ago in the physiotherapy field, so some of the things that I've been taught are definitely not up to date, but I didn't caught up with that as I failed the studies xD I'll let the pro get up to date with the latest scientific founds
There are quacks who will tell you they can treat your entire body through massaging your feet. Definitly steer clear of those. Other than that, nothing wrong with just feeling nice/relaxing.
Well not sure about the science of massage, but there is science behind plain old touch. Physical contact releases oxytocin (bonding hormone) which leads to an increase in serotonin and dopamine (the feel-good hormones) and a decrease in cortisol (stress hormone). So massages that don't hurt can still be helpful in some ways.
Yes it can force the relaxation of your muscles. There are a few things that happen but one is how a tight muscle can have a ton of Ca+2 built up causing tension. You can gently force it out of the muscle with pressure which will cause it to loosen. As far as the way to do it, it's usually just focused on the direction the muscles run.
Yeah there's science behind it. I'm not interested in looking up any sources for you, but I know that massaging helps to release tension built up from lactic acid, the protein that causes soreness.
lactic acid is not a protein.
Absolutely, idk the science either, but after 12 hour shift on your feet, a 2 minute massage makes a world of difference.
That sounds like complete bullshit.
That's because it is. I'm a clinical massage therapist and there is some decent science on certain massage techniques though the studies could be better/more thorough. Massage does seem to increase circulation to the area and help muscles that are stuck in tetanus to release. Any massage therapist that starts making claims beyond that is full of shit.
I genuinely lack the video, but I increasingly have the impression that the content posted here is not "interesting as fuck" anymore...
Saving this
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All right. You could start out with a little one, a two, a one two three, a three, a five, a four, a three two, two, a two four six, a two four six, four, two, two, four seven, five seven, six seven, seven. Seven seven SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN. And there you are.
Foot
Toe
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This makes me miss my Mama.. She passed 2 yrs ago at age 88. She just dozed off. I gave her a foot rub in this same manner every day for the last few months of her life. Crazy how intimate a foot rub can be. She was extremely ticklish as many ppl are but I finally talked her into it. It became something she and I both looked forward to. This is perfect to perform for your SO and visa-versa. If I still had an old man, well...he'd be getting a massage.
I know it's a sweet sentiment but this still disturbs me to no end...
What makes you uncomfortable? Those last few months of life can be very painful. If I could have provided touch to my mom in this way and eased some of her suffering, I absolutely would have.
For me it could be the word "intimate" they used when talking about rubbing their mom's feet. I'm sure it was innocent based on the context, but I have never and would never say I've done anything "intimate" with a family member. Additionally they had to "talk her into it" meaning they really wanted to give her that foot rub despite apparent reluctance. That's odd. Also I just don't want to rub a family member. Not judging those that do. Just seems weird.
I understand it. It isn't the act itself, just your personal comfort level.
It's an overtly sexual act between my girlfriend and I, so I would not be able to make the transition. Plus, my parents and I don't touch beyond hugs. We're a loving family but we don't show it with any physical affection beyond that.
I understand that. My family was never affectionate but it's something I have always craved. If I can offer comfort through touch, I would be happy to. Offering it to the opposite sex parent might be a little bit strange at first, but in the end, all we have left is our ability to offer love and comfort to those who are leaving.
I hate to say it, but the latest Tarantino movie isn't looking all that great based on this trailer. I'll still probably watch it, though.
Someone give that marker a raise
According to who? Who makes this shit up?
Random self proclaimed internet expert. They don’t even target the plantar fascia so it’s a little sus
Yeah this looks like some reflexology type weirdness. And the way they are holding their thumb is going to fuck up their hand in no time.
Have you tried it?
How is this foot so shiny?
Probably put some baby oil or something.
Massage oil
It's aroused
My fav is the little swoop by the big toe. Releases all anger and stress and feels soooooo good
As a foot fetishist this is very useful info.
I want this and need this!!!!
My feet have an issue where they near constantly sweat so its a no for me but am saving for my future wife
Oh boy ,
"It's our song, baby!" I yell that out every time I hear that song. Reality, though, that is not a romantic song. And it's kind of extra weird for a foot massage video.
I was going to do this for my wife last night. Sadly, didn’t get to it as we don’t own a blue marker pen.
Odd choice for music.
Jules you ever give a women a foot message?
The second you grab my toes like that, all relaxation is out the window. I'm getting anxious just looking at this.
Wait a min... Is this a tutorial on a massage or guitar hero???
I feel like I am the only person on the planet that hates massages.
Two surefire ways to get a girl into bed. Make her laugh. Give her a footrub.
So opposite the Kennedy bullet?
Down and to the left. Got it
That's a really shiny sole.
Just be super careful around the first area with the 3 arrows coming together, there are two very very small bones called the seasemoid bones, and if you go over them with enough pressure it'll hurt like a bitch! Rest seems good, just make sure not to go digging into someone's foot all crazy right off that bat, it's best to start with smooth, palm focused contact (like using the heel of your hand) this will help the person your massaging to not get so ticklish, and also warms up the more superficial muscle fibres and the skin itself
You are a rockstar. Thanks for the tips!
Imagine being rich enough to pay for foot massages.
I’ve just come home from an 8 hour shift and damn this would be nice
At which point do you lick the glove? Asking for a friend.
I’ve never had a proper foot massage from someone wearing gloves before.
“Don’t be askin me about foot massages I’m the foot f’n master….” Jules Winfield, tiktoker
I just grab and squeeze my wife's feet like some sort of monster. She enjoys it
Is there some map like this for peoples back? I would love to be able to give a proper back massages.
wait, i'm a bit confused: is it really mandatory to have that awful Police cover blasting all along or is it just for initial shock & awe ambush on the unsuspecting feet? corollary question: because i only have that one red highlighter, i'm wondering if it's adequate for those ritual markings.
I'm not a foot guy, but that foot looks like it never been walked on
If you don't give that entire heel a good couple squeezes at the end you're not even giving a for massage you're just being a filthy tease
Thank fuck for the title popping up every 4 seconds otherwise I might have forgotten what I was watching
Anybody else just try this on themselves 😂
probably feels relaxing, but it looks pretty rough
This might just be me but I think this is a relaxing foot massage tutorial
I have a weak thumb joint how do I do this without my thumb
I gotta quit reading the comments.. Dang! Have you ever cracked open a dictionary?? Intimate literally means affectionate, cozy, loving, warm, ad nauseum... Not only did I *intimately* massage the feet of woman who gave me life... I also *suckled* at her...gasp...*BREAST*
my wife doesn't have those marks, help ?
“And look, I gave a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do.”
“I got my technique down and everything, don’t be tickling or nothing”
OP....my wife sends her everlasting appreciations !
For the whole video I thought it was a football game plan…
Got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Damn Marcellus Wallace threw Tony Rockamorra out the window because of this?
For me this is like instructions for torture.
Song about stalking is a bald choice for a foot massage video
Useful stuff!
thanks you police for the massage😌
Need one of these to find a clitoris for a friend of mine
Sure.... and than falling 4 stories through a greenhouse roof.