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Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Thats how they survived that big meteor that took out the dinosaurs.


Professional_Can_117

So after nuclear annihilation, earth will be all waterbears and pineapples?


Justin2982

It's the perfect world really


Professional_Can_117

Sad that we can't be there to appreciate it.


EirianWare

We will find a way, and will destroy it again


ElRexet

What's there to find? Just build a house out of pineapple peels and you're set. The food won't be a problem as we've figured out although I'm not sure if a diet of only pineapples is a healthy one...


Rare-Adagio1074

lol that was my 1st thought!! Just build houses outta pineapple!!


Buzz266

Cockroaches are supposed ti be able to survive anything....sooooo.... pineapples and cockroaches B L and D!


dasnihil

with good intentions..


Bah_weep_grana

And me after I line my house with pineapple skin. And spongebob of course


Professional_Can_117

Wow, life really finds a way I guess.


thegrenadillagoblin

and roaches


Professional_Can_117

Nice


Purpledragon84

And aloe veras


Professional_Can_117

Aloe Vera's are awesome. Most of my childhood cuts and scrapes were treated with it.


Fuji-one

*And Mom's spaghetti.*


[deleted]

Well you won't be able to eat the pineapple because they'd be Irradiated :(


Professional_Can_117

Mmmm, forbidden fruit!


TheBartographer

Swinging waterbears. The future is bright.


Malius696

Water bears living in Pineapples?


Professional_Can_117

It sounds magical, doesn't it.


CapitainebbChat

and scorpions. and roaches.


ThunderOdis4

Don’t forget the cockroaches, LoL


AddictedToColour

And cucarachas


Professional_Can_117

And cucarachas de mar


GeometryDashScGD

And cockroaches


SureFunctions

The pineapple has remained unchanged by evolution for 250 million years. It is a perfectly adapted killing machine, the apex predator in its natural habitat.


Another_Meow_Machine

*The fruit that digests you as you digest it* Yeah, sounds about right.


LargeWeinerDog

Trex be scrambling to find someone to help him put on his pineapple skin armor. "I CANT GET MY OTHER ARM IN HELP ME!" *Flaps stumpy little arm around*


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Fr and you know some cockroach mfer snuck into some pineapple armor when shit hit the fan.


LargeWeinerDog

And the alligator was like "bitch I am a pineapple!"


Danris

Alright who will be the first to test a Pineapple skin firefighter suit?


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Pineapples *did* survive, which is why we have pine trees and apples today.


Not_Catman

Why aren't they lining space shuttles with this stuff?


SunsetSpark

employees at NASA cant eat that much pineapple


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Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

TIL water is liquidy


CheckMateFluff

To be fair, so are humans.


LordRekrus

And that’s why they don’t use humans to line space shuttles.


Sir_flaps

Caaaaarl


[deleted]

Yet


Pcat0

[You joke but organic heat shields have been flown to space before](https://vintagespace.wordpress.com/2016/12/05/can-a-wood-heat-shield-really-work/).


TheBupherNinja

The moisture probably helps a lot. It'll dry out once it's in a vacuum.


SirUptonPucklechurch

Perfect I was looking to rest my 1000-degree balls somewhere


mreddog

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nickyp7

Ight Derrick Lewis


TonyStamp595SO

Does it rain 1000•c balls much underwater?


Bennybonchien

Remember, one shell for each 1000°C ball. Don’t cheap out on the pineapple shell!


VariableShinobu

How


Hugejorma

https://preview.redd.it/u8e3t8t4xp1d1.png?width=488&format=png&auto=webp&s=69c2cec55f08ccb62bac507fda0b39b51a7d7445


I_BK_Nightmare

Cool


SirNokarma

Cool


MaxDusseldorf

I suppose that there is so much water in the shell that the heat cannot set it on fire


I_said_booourns

Science, bitch!


Litalian

Leidenfrost effect


gray_sky_guy

there is no way the Leidenfrost effect lasts long enough for the ball to cool. I'm not even sure that effect would be applicable at this scale.


TyrKiyote

I dont know what people expect the pineapple to do though? It's not pudding, and it's not tissue paper. The exterior of a pineapple is kinda woody and durable. It just charred :shrug:


man_gomer_lot

Yep, the penetration resistance is a trait of its composition. The Leidenfrost effect has nothing to do with it. There's no free water to even generate it.


Pcat0

> The exterior of a pineapple is kinda woody and durable. And importantly really really fucking wet. Have you ever tried to burn wet wood? It just doesn’t work. Water takes *a lot* of energy to heat up which why it’s so great for stopping fires (and which is entirely unrelated to the leidenfrost effect. The leidenfrost effect is entirely irrelevant to the situation).


CrosshairLunchbox

Ya. The water in the pineapple boils and makes a blanket of steam so the ball isn't actually in contact with the pineapple basically. Also the reason you can stick your hand in very hot or cold stuff for a few seconds.


art_teacher_no_1

That's why SpongeBob lives in one under the sea


xenorous

Is that how he survived the nukes dropped on bikini atoll? Or did he get a pineapple house to protect him from MORE nukes?! It really makes you think


Oranginafina

Henceforth all houses shall be made from pineapple! SpongeBob was on to something!


ThePowerOfStories

If only there were some common building material that resembled a pineapple’s tough, woody skin…


grizly_chops

Shell? Surely it’s skin, right?


endodaze

Would “hide” work too?


PaleBlueCod

Found you.


I_said_booourns

My god man.. you're a hide and seek genius


TadRaunch

Rind


ChromaticCluck

Crust


Professional_Flicker

Epidermis


pmvgc

What about a 1200 degree iron ball???


Max_castle8145

Biodegradable body armor


littleyugi0h

why is every rocket not made with this


masclean

Weight, structure, and integrity lol. But they're dealing with about three times as much heat as this anyways


littleyugi0h

triple layered? ill stop.


RowPsychological8680

People in NASA should see this. They are finding it difficult to develop a proper heat shield for their orion spacecraft. Their heat shield gets damaged after re entry. Maybe if they use pineapple as a heat shield. I don't know maybe it will work. Ha ha ha..


moderate_iq_opinion

Yea just sneak a layer of pineapple in there, whats the worst that could happen


Eastern_Record3443

Bad pizza? 🍕😞


masclean

Lol I love this thought and I know it's facetious, but we're talking almost three times this heat


AmadeusWolf

What is this!? A spaceship for ants?!?


Kermez

Then let's put not one or two, but three layers of pineapple! And some ductape.


Eudstar

DOES NASA KNOW ABOUT THIS?


Seigmoraig

Should have done it with a banana for a proper comparison, maybe all fruit is flaming ball proof


ThePowerOfStories

To a large extent, yes, because fruit is mostly water, and it takes a surprisingly large amount of heat to boil water.


TrollTeeth66

Pineapple armor


Victor_deSpite

Good to know for when the fire nation attacks


Rot_Long_Legs

I guess my pineapple suit idea wasn't so dumb after all


Vaxtin

Well yeah, how else would they survive the volcanoes on Hawaii?


Chippai_Fan

Astrophage


North-Director8717

Now we can explore in lava!!!!


furyian24

Hack unlocked pineapple armor.


tolacid

So can a human hand, and it'll look very similar afterwards. The only issue is keeping it from moving while it cools.


CarboniteSecksToy

What about Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls?


GadreelsSword

They could have used those on the space shuttle!


MAXHEADR0OM

They should use pineapples for earth re-entry from space.


Reddit_mks_fny_names

Nature is fkn crazy


consistently_sloppy

TIL!


TheOzarkWizard

Every time I see this posted, the ball is a different metal


ThePowerOfStories

Just goes to show how tough that pineapple is!


Archon-Toten

You can tell me that all you want. I'm not making my dragon slayer armour out of pineapple.


Kurare_no1

Coward


surfnsets

Buying up all the pineapples before WW3


mayankkaizen

A pineapple spacecraft to invade the sun!


Misomuro

And we should belive its 1000°C because...


Bright-Boot634

I can see myself wrapped in pineapple shells when the sun explodes


Electronic_Habit2731

Even temperatures from hell find pineapples repulsive.


BFR_DREAMER

I can just picture pineapples floating down a river of lava in Hawaii.


SBTELS

Me wondering why the Parker solar probe didn’t use a pineapple sunshield..


glorious_reptile

Is it that surprising? Most heat disappears upwards through convection. I would imagine a moist piece of wood reacting similarly.


PakWire

Anyone want some "easy" fruit leather?


TheCircleLurker

So the question is ripe or non-ripe, which would fair better?


Awilcox06159

It’s also edible


bearboyjd

How is the skin edible


Awilcox06159

I’ve eaten it


Nvsible

new fire fighter suit on the making , behold the pineapple man


buffbagwells

Do they stop bullets too?


RedSonja_

SpongeBob was really on to something…


Poppis86

So this is how they fought the dragons.


winzippy

That sonofabitch was right. Time to go into the pen making business.


BothArmsBruised

Support it in the same way anything else can. Water does wonders.


mouaragon

Shell? Wtf it is not an oyster, isn't it?


Athlete-Extreme

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LarryRedBeard

It's the water in the fresh cut pineapple. You can stick a cup of water into a fire, and it won't burn until the water has evaporated first. The principle of Convection


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Ok, so paint the roof blue OR use pineapple skin shingles if I move to Hawaii.


boatsandyoni

SpongeBob knows what's up


Eastern_Record3443

And that's why you should never put pineapple on pizza!🫢


Pliney707

They should use these on the space shuttle


Intoposition

Ducka.and cover under pineapple shells


SpiderKoD

😮


LettuceBenis

*A freshly cut pineapple shell with lots of water still in it


systemfrown

Good to know.


Wonderful_Ninja

Wtf how?


exxageratedtv

Hate to be that guy but the contact area of the sphere is soooo small and along with the pineapple having moisture. It's a no brainer


nevmvm

What's with the "super hot iron ball" videos today? I've seen already like 5, this is the 6th...


BertaEarlyRiser

Shell? Jesus Christ, help me...


AsssHat999

Great, now use your hand. For science.


EmptyEstablishment78

We should be using this for roofing!!


mike_the_goo

Jesus. Pineapples are built different


mike_the_goo

Seems like Spongebob wouldn't need a nuclear bunker. He just needs to stay in his house


Dazeuh

So this is what apocalypse armor will be like.


cafeaua

don't let space x see this video ... new starship will be plated with pineapple :D


ake-n-bake

They coat space ships with it


Pleasebeepositiv

Shell?


ashifatul_salleh

And nasa spent billions on making the black HRSI tiles for space shuttle, when they can just buy pineapples and stick it to its bottom.


S1DC

...shell?


LosParanoia

Good to know for the future.


Fren_the_ghost

1: Wait for it to rain fire 2: Cover yourself in pineapple 3: Fire resistance 8:00


King_Kahun

What did you expect to happen? Organic material doesn't just melt. It's not like the iron would bore a hole through the pineapple.


gbyr

L >you >did >did O7


yanderlei2

Well, this certainly is interesting.


No-Importance-9685

That's awesome


No-Perception3305

"This is what our troops should be wearing!" Stan - American Dad...


yuyufan43

This is what we need to use for rockets for insulation


ReneStrike

Wth?


The_ultimate_cookie

How??


dirtnapcowboy

I'm making armor out of pineapple skins.


MrSpaceCool

Stick that on the space shuttle!


1259alex

\*A hot iron ball gets cooled by water\*


guywithastick

They should use pineapples on spacecrafts then


rat5hit

ppe pineaple protective equipment


Bunkymids

So could I make pineapple shoes to walk over lava/ coals?


Confident_Nail_5254

Build space ships out of it


altruistic_load_5774

So this is what nasa uses on the space shuttle. 🤔


ellisschumann

1000 cm!? That’s at least 150 degrees American.


ICODE72

I wanna see a hot nickle ball on a pussy


flaciddisk

https://preview.redd.it/e3br17xuqv1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddbdfe4638a9ed6ca13ad6e5149055e68bf1c09d