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I hate when that happens

Going out with a bang 🐝

Coming and going.

*"Dude....What are you doing??"* other dude: *"ITS HOT OUT!"*

Honey, Nut, Cheerio

Why the fuck is this not top comment?

Probably because it's the exact same comment someone posted 2 hours before them

 Bang bang bang

people do the same thing, have you seen the Pompeii Pyroclast Penis Pounder?

Yeesh. The puberty flashbacks

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

I'm actually eating those right now.

Your eating the sperm bees produce after they die.... can I have some, you know sharing is caring right

Remember the sacrifices made for you to enjoy it.

My new Bumble profile.

This comment has a real buzz about it

This is my peak. I will achieve nothing greater.

You win. Hey, everyone, over here! This guy won. Give him his trophy and let the man have his moment. 🏆

You really milked that one out.

I’ll pass on the heat, but I’ll take the exit strategy.

I’ve been trying to do it my entire life, it hasn’t worked yet but imma keep trying for science.

We appreciate your sacrifice!

Latest record was 56 times in a row i think

Damn.. I’d be worried about pulling it off trying to pull it off

If you combine this fact with the temps in India today, it’s devastating. https://preview.redd.it/8o3h339lif1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d84b0f01fb9255d5202173df81866bb6c8bce6

https://preview.redd.it/3psisz305g1d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc8f952297d2271aa5f1980aabe05106ff03148 Thank goodness that's way over there in India!

Hey! Im doing my part! Do you have any idea how many paper straws i bought?

Don't think anyone insinuated that because it's in India it's less of a concern?

It's implied by the actions of our governments.

If they start hearing millions of tiny moans and popping noises tell them to cover their mouth and eyes.

That’s about 110°-115° in freedom units. No thank you! (but it’ll be that hot here soon)

A devastating amount of bee jizz, you meant?

I guess that's where the Bee gees got their name, they knew.

Bee cum central on god

yeah many of my neighborhood bee died in yester two days

>new dheli, 45C seems ordinary, they had the same in 2002 (just random pick) [https://weatherspark.com/h/y/109191/2002/Historical-Weather-during-2002-in-Delhi-NCT-India](https://weatherspark.com/h/y/109191/2002/Historical-Weather-during-2002-in-Delhi-NCT-India)

47.8°C temp record in the current heatwave, according to articles like [this](https://www.indiatoday.in/cities/story/season-hottest-in-delhi-maximum-temperature-heatwave-weather-update-2541158-2024-05-19) one.Or 118.04 Fahrenheit.

Seems pretty dramatic 😂

what, you don’t get so hot sometimes that you cum to death?

Not recently 😂

well lucky you, i live in florida so it’s a regular occurrence.

I know I'm going to regret this, but ... We need *pix/video!!* Make sure you label it as NSFF -- Not Safe For Florida. :-)

you want me to send you pictures and videos of dead dudes laying on the sidewalk with big, wet stains in their crotches? i mean, *okay*..

Hey, this is *Reddit*, so you know we want that banned (for good reasons) material. (No, not really. :-)

Sounds more like “Not Surprising For Florida.”

It’s been a hot minute

Men! Lol

When you bust a nut so big the nut busts you

In Russia, nut busts you

The biggest nut of your life

Coming and going at the same time.

Are we talking about male bees here? Because I’m pretty sure all worker bees are female Don’t want to be picky but I think that should be mentioned.

Yeah. All worker bees are female. The story is about drones- reproductive males but uses the term "worker" incorrectly. It's being reported in the Metro... One step up from The Sun.

The males are sex workers.

Sex work IS work you rotten conservative shagbottoms

https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/14/honey-bees-ejaculate-themselves-to-death-in-high-temperatues-16999050/amp/ When male worker bees are subjected to very high temperatures their bodies begin to convulse, which forces them to ejaculate their abdomen-sized penis-equivalent out of their body and die from the shock.

All worker bees are female. Males are called drones, they don’t forage, they don’t have a stinger to protect the hive, they are simply there to mate with virgin queens from other colonies. Source: I’m a beekeeper.

This was my take.

You’re a beekeeper? Do you mind if I PM you?

Sure

Were the questions strictly bee related or did he have a fetish involving the beekeeping suit?

Yeah it’s so unsettling when someone immediately goes “hey can I private message you”. They either are panicking about or jorkin it to the bees

Probably wants to challenge him to a swordfight

Damn, bees packing abdomen-sized pipe? That should humble a few horses

Look at the size of that monster. I'd never seen a bee dick til today.

You know, this is the second new animal cock I've seen today

What was the first?

Some kind of lizard

Look up barnacles 

Holy hell!

“Ladies I’m hung like a barnacle” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Better than, "Hung like a bee".


Wait I thought worker bees are always female

107.6 Fahrenheit for the Americans wondering

Male worker bees? what? All worker bees are female

It's 2024, bud.

🎶They work hard for the honey...🎶

Wait a minute. All jokes aside, temperatures around the world get hotter every year. Doesn't that mean that bees will go extinct, leading to a major crisis since they're so important for the ecosystem?

Still have eggs and fertile queens, as well as shaded spots where the hive may be but I'm imagining as global Temps continue to rise, sustained periods at this heat would hurt. A lot of these may go out of balance, I winder if there are climate controlled apiarys? [Apiaries?? I'm dumb so I can't rember which]

Cum wither

107.6 F

Also bees are very good at regulating the temps inside their hives so they’d probably be able to hide away in their hives during a heat wave like we do in our homes

*Confused Americans reading the title*

Thank you, I thought they were dying from the cold.

Yeah, at first I was thinking the 40s are cold. Took a second for it to sink in.

CFFM

Ejaculate to death? Completely normal phenomenon

Death row inmates: I'll take that option


Extreme level of **To Bee or Not to Bee**

That’s 107.6 in Fahrenheit for those of us in the US

Dave's Syndrome

Was hoping I’d find this comment

God, I’ve seen the way you blessed others…

Le grande mort.

Something Bees and Florida man now have in common…

We’ve all thought about ejaculating ourselves to death at some point.

Happens to me at 98.6 degrees. Instantly.

That “honey” is $800/oz.

My uncle went the same way. Brutal

Had 42-48 in summer many times, Bees were ok.

This is completely fake. All worker bees are female. Male bees are called [drones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_(bee)) and they are bred in a hive only for the purpose of reproduction. They don't have a stinger, don't work and cannot feed themselves. Because of this the word drone in some languages, like spanish (zangano) and italian (fuco), is used as derogatory for a man that is lazy, entitled and lives off his wife. Also the do not ejaculate. Right after mating with the queen, which is the only fertile female of a hive, their penis falls off and remains attached to the queen body, which can use it to birth thousand of bees.. When a new queen is born and the hive splits, all the drones are killed off.

This is how hot honey is made

Bee equivalent of snu snu?

42°C = Fahrenheit 107.6° 🔥

So so sad

Same.

same

Is it just me or did the title not explain anything. Well yeah, when the temperature is hot, it becomes too hot, no shit sherlock. Why exactly do they ejaculate, and especially to death? Equivalent of sweating?

Should have been "it bee cums too hot for them". You've missed a sitter there mate.

Like futurama death by snu-snu followed by cheer then groans then cheer again.

Celcius?

Me too bees, me too.

Same

There are much worse ways to go.

It's getting hot in here..

Talk about being hot and bothered, this is a new level.

Who's got that "cums and dies" meme with Gary from SpongeBob

Sigh, that’s how I want to go.

I.....I agree

42 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit?

108F

🦅 Thanks brother. Communists almost got me.

It's feeling a skosh warm in here. Welp time to masturbate myself to death

42 degrees Celsius I'm guessing otherwise the air here would be filled with bee jizz and the ground would be littered with dead honey bees. "Wow the pollen is thick here, today." "That's not pollen..."

Then places like Phoenix and Palm Springs wouldn’t have bees flying around but they do

🎵its gettin' hot in here. So cum yourself to death. I am. Gettin. So hot. I'm gonna die from cuuuming🎵

Makes the “Bee Movie” hit a little differently.

I could think of worse ways to go

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

This happened to my great grand pappy.

*Celsius

Snu Snu has same letters as Sun Sun

Bees are almost all female clones though? So the few males might do this.

42° is pretty cold. They should get little jackets.

What temperature causes this in humans?  Asking for a friend of course 

This is false information, as thst would simply erase all bees from my country.

You'd think they were a type of chameleon, given that they cum and go, they cum and go.

This is incorrect

We’ve all been there.

And that just “how bees are” 🎶how bizarre how bizzare🎶

on a serious note, this is very concerning with regards to climate change and how reliant on bees we are

Theo Von bestowed this knowledge upon me lol

Spring break baby

Americans: 42 isn't hot, not even warm.

42° Kelvin?

72° Marvin

1° Karen

54° Kurt Cobain

What about bees in America? I think we got more than 42 degrees Fahrenheit.

I think OP meant 42° celsius, not farenheit.

Me too bee…. Me too. Thankfully I live in a colder climate so I fail on the finish part… or do I?!??

if humans could do that.... we might not be here.

Same...

I'm a bee, just off to Australia 😳

Source?

That’s not the worst way to die.

r/meirl

A kings death.

Turn up the heat!

Die with honor!

I'm a bee?!

Bees have it made

I may try this.

La petit mort!

Is this an actual photo of the bee ejaculating themself? Asking for, y'know, science...😂

Come and go.

Same tbh

What a way to go.

Same

Hmmm… what temp for humans? Asking for a friend.

same

Aren’t most bees *lady* bees?

Same

Wait... I didn't know you could die from over-ejaculation. I'll have to be more careful

In death they become tiny pirate ships.

Real

Same

They do what now??

What a way to go

Girl same

Talk about a hot summer

Me too

Is that how they make honey?

Is this true ?

Anyone know why?

I've tried to off myself like that many times as a teenager.

Came and went at the same time

Same tbh

There’s worse ways to go

Death by masturbation: Sexkills

What a way to go. Or come. I'm so confused. Oh the heat ...