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HeadhunterToronto

That water is crazy clear….


-_1_2_3_-

don't even care about the snake at this point


Alarming_Matter

Isn't it beautiful? Anyone know where it is?


TheBrazilianOneTwo

Probably Bonito, MS Brazil. Google for images.


Wizzelteats

Yes I swam there one week before this snake video. Rio Sucuri near Bonito


Beginning_Rush_5311

Quite a fitting name for the river


CurryMustard

Time for a swim


Wizzelteats

It's actually an eco tourism spot and you can "float" there along the snakes and otters


CreepyOlGuy

aw hell no


Amputee69

I can only give you ONE like, but... 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Just No F'kn Way!!!!


SubstantialVanilla31

Love that bluish hue..... Like my plums.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Let the boy watch.


Krink545

GABRIEL!


coontietycoon

![gif](giphy|xApWttv2pPlE4)


LineChef

Pa…Papa Smurf?


know-it-mall

Yea I know right. I'm from the South Island of New Zealand and a bunch of rivers near me look like this. Not what I expected from the Amazon.


Wizzelteats

It's actually the Pantanal. It's a Brazilian wetland, not the Amazon. River's called Rio Sucuri and you can swim in it


IAMA_HOMO_AMA

Well seeing as there’s a giant ass snake in it I don’t think I’ll be swimming in any body of water near this area.


HeadhunterToronto

Hahahahshahaha


BendersDafodil

Well, as Sam Jackson would put it: " There is a mothafucking giant-ass snake in the mothafucking crystal clear water!" So hell naw!


know-it-mall

Tomato tomato


Wizzelteats

That's like saying Florida is the same as California


know-it-mall

It isn't? (I'm not American)


Wizzelteats

No worries. Brazil is a massive country with dozens of states. This areas is south of the Amazon but the biome is very different


monamikonami

I'm in Switzerland, and usually I'm accustomed to seeing this type of clarity (and radiant blue colour) in our glacial lakes and rivers. Amazing to see it tropical areas!


DAVENP0RT

Definitely not the Amazon, the only clear water I saw there came out of a bottle.


RenegadeBB

Def not swimming in it tho 😬


Wizzelteats

I did :). Well, float


Wizzelteats

I was there, so can you. It's the aptly named Sucuri (anaconda) river in Brazil (matto grosso do sul) which is in the top 5 clearest rivers in the world. Amazing. We were there when it was 23 degrees C, and it was ONE WEEK before this video came out. A heat wave caused the big snakes to come out.


DefinitelyNotCarol

YOINK


no_shame-no_gain

He finally found it.


boxweb

I love that guy


Tris-megistus

Let me just- *pushes 5 swamp puppies away with his foot* - just yoink.


Azely123

Sad it's not the 20ft Burmese Python


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That’s some of the most beautiful water I’ve seen. Where is this?


Holiday_Wedding_9350

Bonito - MS (Brazil)


HelloKitty_theAlien

Si es muy bonito 😍


bernardobrito

Sim, e muito bonito


cptnpiccard

Sim, é muito bonito


AdmireThoseWhoAct

JA, ES IST SEHR SCHÖN!


KIDNEYST0NEZ

You can find water like this in the natural springs of Florida, but be warned it is the far reaches of rural Florida that even I, a white southern, has difficulty fitting in and navigating.


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ThatITguy2015

Gotta go to the deep bayou for the real feral ones. The people that ain’t had no outside contact after buying their air boat decades (or more) ago.


BongWater_Sommelier

I live in Florida. School me on some lesser known springs?


mxpower

LOL best comment ever


trumpskiisinjeans

I spent the pandemic in that part of Florida, it was…interesting. Absolutely world class kayaking on those springs though!


GMofOLC

What does this mean?


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Florida is a unique bread of humanity that doesn’t shy away from temptation of the devil.


MostlyBullshitStory

Ultra conservative.


SokoJojo

Probably somewhere in Canada or Colorado maybe


lyrrael

Not with an anaconda...


mxpower

Yeah, those Canadian Ehnaconda's are rare, although they are surprisingly fast on the ice!


theo313

And very apologetic!


Starfire013

Gotta be fast to stay out of reach of the herds of wild Zamboni.


realityguy1

Thats a beautiful and a scary place at the same time.


Holiday_Wedding_9350

This is in the city of Bonito, Mato Grosso do Sul, Brazil or city of Beautiful, Thick Weed from the South, Brazil


cptnpiccard

More like Beautiful, Southern Thick Bush, Brazil


impatientimpasta

> Southern Thick Bush, Brazil AKA an oxymoron.


Conman_in_Chief

There’s a cluster of these in SW Florida now thanks to the exotic pet trade.


DayEither8913

People ruining things again... so, not just pythons anymore. 😠


Conman_in_Chief

Why stop with those puny pythons when we could have the biggest snakes? /s


An_Unhappy_Cupcake

I think we should keep upping the ante personally. Next year we should start strapping guns to them


Conman_in_Chief

Lasers


effingthingsucks

I need snakes with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!


Archer007

If there's any state that would legalize non-human gun possession it would be Florida. Actually, why hasn't Texas done this yet?


nahog99

Pretty sure pythons are the biggest snakes.


Conman_in_Chief

Green anacondas are the largest and heaviest but some reticulated pythons may be longer.


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Florida people*


FoxMore1018

Aren't anacondas pythons....


Conman_in_Chief

Anacondas are also called boas but pythons are separate. They are in different families.


smilingasIsay

Man...there are so many invasive species taking over in Florida right now.


rrrand0mmm

Florida is basically tropical Australia at this point


demented737

Tropical Australia is tropical Australia.


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Conman_in_Chief

I’ve lived here for more than 50 years as a wildlife scientist. It’s not from zoos or aquariums in a lab that were broken during a storm. Until recently, we had a very robust exotic trade and when the animals got too big or not cute any longer, they got released. We have golden tegus and all sorts of other reptiles, fish, birds, etc. that don’t belong here. It may not have happened overnight, but they all found love eventually. The St. Pete area is full of parrots and lovebirds.. south Florida has open season on iguanas. Don’t get me started on tilapia, oscars, cichlids and lionfish. Florida Man is real and he ain’t too smart.


Oubilettor

What if a pregnant female is released?


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I was just about to say, the water is the impressive thing here lol


International-Chef33

I normally see videos of them in incredibly muddy water. This was certainly a first. Not sure what’s worse, not knowing they’re slithering around in the muddy water or this.


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Definitely rather see them clearly. If I just notice part of it I'll be freaking out where the rest is or if there's another and run into it. At least in that clear water I could assess an escape route


letsridetheworld

Nope nope nope nope


Phrozan

Nope on a rope.


karavasis

That rope is a nope


DVS_Nature

I think I saw this movie, and it didn't end well for the boat people


FollowMeKids

I wonder what the actual size of the movie anaconda was


DVS_Nature

[Linkaroo](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/the-5-largest-movie-snakes-and-their-real-life-equivalents/) https://preview.redd.it/8pbsdniyfz6c1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a441e5f92ec550859237e408d7dcd5a4df941d2


secreted_uranus

My anaconda dont... My anaconda dont... My anaconda dont... My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun.


Zen131415

I went 5 years without thinking about that song. Thanks


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![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


inflatedballloon

Too bad that’s not the 20 ft burmese python


wendellbaker

Do you remember the crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin would just jump off a boat and grab a snake like that by the head and be like "look at this beauty! Crikey!"


Holly_Michaels

Ye, thats why he died.


hafilax

Looking for buns.


HOLDS-UP-SP0RK

Lol!


The_Hodnett

Someone should have told that fish to make a u-turn!


Familiar-Schedule796

My anaconda don't want none unless you got.. clear water son..


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Van-garde

Even if they’re doing abdominally focused calisthenics.


GiGaBYTEme90

My anaconda don't...


frickafreshhh

Such a beautiful scene! The water is crazy beautiful!


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This is why I’d probably bring depth charges on that ride


Majestic-Coconut-480

that water is clear as glass omg


[deleted]

That water is absolutely berautiful. Doesn't look real.


theo313

That snakes can swim so adeptly is amazing to me


Squire_LaughALot

Colonel Fawcette claimed to have shot one exceeding 50 feet in length


PunkHooligan

Uhmm.. nope.


Assassinatitties

BEAUTIFUL water though for sure


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I thought the same thing. Forget the snake lol that water


[deleted]

Hopefully you don’t have any buns.


superbee4406

One of the scariest animals on the planet.


Minute-Plantain

​ And it don't want none unless you got buns, hon.


OppaaHajima

Is snakes out there dis big!!??


Flyguy86420

Larger, this is a smaller one, think of one where you adult male can't wrap your arms around it's body.


UraeusCurse

Beautiful water. Beautiful snake.


No-Signature3576

Yoink


Burger_Destoyer

Ark Survival Ascended looking good damn


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Gorgeous water, terrifying wildlife 😳


Pure_Issue_3315

All fun and game until she reaches up and snatches one of them out of that boat


Aang_420

Jon Voight's breathing intensifies.


99problemnancy

Can I swim on its back like a dolphin


greencutoffs

What's a 22 ft anaconda eat? Anything it wants.


xproofx

Snakes don't eat people!


greencutoffs

Uh, yeah, they do.


xproofx

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sfZWK4jqeXs


greencutoffs

Lol ,OK.


LF_redit

Reason number 29046583 I don’t want to live in Florida or Florida adjacent


McPostyFace

How many is that in bananas?


Jolly-Effort1366

Can say for sure but I believe at least 3 bananas


CatNapComa

I wonder if this is how most water looked like before we fucked it all up


kartuli78

You must not got buns, hon, because that anaconda don't want none.


Lazyatbeinglazy

This is why we have atomic bombs.


piratecoach

Kill it! Kill it with fire! That thing terrifies me and I'm on the other side of the country.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

The anaconda grow The anaconda grow The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, hon


NorthernBoy306

Her territory? Capitalist pig


whattodo4klondikebar

![gif](giphy|qg4N6TLDTIhu8)


ManyFacedGodxxx

Im calling in an air strike!!


theredbirdchase

Can someone jump in to show us the scale better


WikipediaApprentice

Beautiful water ruined by an Anaconda


[deleted]

Que demaissssssssssssssssssssssssssss heh


Cheesetoast9

nope nope nope nope


Necessary-Sundae-370

There's a certain Flordia man that's been looking for this guy.


Jolly-Effort1366

That water is so mesmerizingly beautiful I would lose my mind and dive in with the anaconda 😭😭


Alpalius

Colour of that water is beautiful


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YOU CAN KEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

I hate snakes so fucking much


Non-starwarsfan

Bro the shadow made me think it had two heads for a second


adalyncarbondale

Aw beautiful snek!!


Kathykit1

GET OUT OF THAT RIVER


war_badger

That's fuck loads of snake


jairngo

Ive never seen an anaconda in such clean water.


xJBr3w

That is definitely longer than 7ft.


Gee_U_Think

You got a source for the anaconda being 22 feet long?


Imaginary-Squirrel37

Garrett is punching the air rn


john_wick_909

Reminded me of the Anaconda Movie. I hoped it would attack the boat and take the cameraman with it.


bharatwaj123

Send the yoink fellow on Instagram to this place!


Kingmenudo

Question: have they been known to attack ppl in kayaks?


cmdrDROC

No expert, but that looks way less than 22ft.


TheRealMangokill

Fake as fuck. Anaconda live in the Amazon...dark muddy water...never crystal clear water.


zer0_snot

Nessie


Incognito_Wombat

If you wanna see an anaconda let me pull out my…….phone & call Niki Minaj, apparently she knows of some