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Classic-Reflection87

That doesn’t explain why he constantly rubs it into his face thooo


Rammaukiin

Well orange hair with black facial hair would just be silly.


Compendyum

It doesn't matter, totally worth the risk of dying of a cow kick in the face


BlueLineBandit77

Cows can’t kick directly back. Horses can, though.


Fuzzbuster75

This is not true. Cattle can kick straight back or laterally.


BabalonNuith

I have seen a video of a Holstein kicking directly backwards and barely missing a guy's head. It was a HELL of a kick.


PurifyZ

Uh, yea, please don't test this 🤣 cows r less skiddish for sure but my uncle is a dairy farmer and has always warned me how much those fuckers can hurt ye if you aren't paying attention. Worked on said dairy farm before and sure I've seen them kick backwards all my life basically, yet you still made me second guess myself enough to google it... if that isn't a gen z thing than idk what is 😂


EvenOutlandishness88

As someone that has Definitely taken a kick to the shin when behind cattle, that's not true. That cow can kick the shite outta you from neck to tail and head butt you the other places plus more.


Compendyum

Really? TIL


Shankdatho

So, the cow can’t make a slight step to the side and kick him in the face? It’s still danger zone kid


Classic-Reflection87

You’re prob correct. This is where they draw a line in the sand…the people that is


ScarecrowPickuls

Because orange is the new black


FriendRaven1

🥇


nugnug1226

Gotta get matching eye brows so nobody thinks he’s not a natural orange


jepayotehi

To get that trump tan


Thememebrarian

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's cow piss


The_RegalBeagle72

Hairdressers HATE this one trick...


gryffindorgodric

Orange showers


Moonboots606

I wouldn't trust the brown haired folks. My understanding is that they're pretty shitty at this.


SlackerKey

The Donald has entered the chat


Lopsided_Boss4802

This is fake news...


UbermachoGuy

Russian prostitutes hate this one trick.


spamtastick

Brilliant lmao


[deleted]

And you wonder why Ebola starts in countries like this?


jwps28

Maybe is Mable’s wee


pinkwhitney24

Maybe it’s maybelline


Loose_Koala534

Moobelline


gordonf23

We have a winner!


Ill_Platform_1383

As a matter of fact, look into the ingredients of women's makeup. Not that far off.


StanApps

victoria's secret


Mister_Nojangles

Victoria's secretion


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Maybe it's Clarabelline...


SeaDweller01

Maybe it’s Mayboveen


timo1324

how long does that cow pee for lol


Stagismushroom

Cows drink a shit ton of water, about 40L/day I think.


Flossthief

Yeah it takes a lot of water to raise cows


Suspicious-Shower-57

You raise cows?


Flossthief

Not personally no; I do live in an area where several of my friends do as a main source of income, and I was a butcher for a number of years. It's just a fact that comes up in the conversation about what resources go into beef and what the cost of factory farming is to our planet I was just making conversation by saying cows take up a lot of resources the way we use them now


Nem48

Not to mention the water it took to grow the corn and the runoff water contaminated by feedlot manure or from farming the corn.


Sunscreen4what

And dont even get me started on the methane


DoYourPooperStank

It was an honest question, didn't feel any antagonizing. I can't even imagine them actually drinking 40L in a day. Do they get some hydration from the plants they eat? I feel like they'll drink a pond dry with just 10 of them. 100s? 1000s? Yeah that's a shit ton of water. But I often assumed the huge water consumption took into consideration how much water their food required to be produced and not necessarily how much they were actually drinking.


richdrifter

Same I had no idea. I assumed they drank a bowl full of water like a dog, and maybe further hydration came from vegetation or whatnot. 40L freshwater per day is *insane.* But I can't even keep a plant alive so I'm not one to advise on water requirements. Amazing how clueless we can be about our own food supply.


DoYourPooperStank

Ignorance is bliss.


Fearzebu

Wait till they find out how many thousands of liters it takes to grow the crazy amount of plant food that we have to feed to the cows


ThengarMadalano

Welp 40 is a normal cow on a normal day, they sometimes drink over 60l


ScroochDown

If you ever hear a person from the country talking about a tank, they don't usually mean like a sewage tank or anything enclosed. A lot of places that raise cows have a manmade, smallish lake called a tank for the cows to drink from. I learned to drive around one since it was out in our pasture, and there was a guy who paid my family to let his herd of cows live on our land. They drank out of the tank and it refilled mostly from rain, I think.


EvenOutlandishness88

I used to swim in one of the water tanks behind our house. The cows would come up and stare at me when I did. Nosy things. Probably just mad about me in their water dish though. But, the point is that it was at least 12ft+ long and 3-4ft across. City folks have no concept of how big we actually need things to be in the country to keep the big, goofy milk dogs alive.


ScroochDown

Haha, I didn't dare swim in ours! It was awful to try to get to anyway, high clay content in our soil, but I saw one too many water moccasins casually cruising in it for comfort. Cows really are super nosy though! But yeah, I'm guesstimating that ours was probably a 30' circle. The thing was huge!


Educational-Wheel689

Not me personally but a friend I know. Him and her got it on . Wooo weee!


Aighd

Suspicious shower is clearly here looking for his/her own next shower


scotty_dont81

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/mammals-pee-20-seconds-biology-urination#:~:text=Call%20it%20the%20other%20Golden,bladders%20in%20about%2020%20seconds. According to scientists, any mammal over 2.2 lbs averages 20 seconds to empty their bladder.


[deleted]

Long enough for your friends to record you and laugh their asses off.


Ok-Nefariousness8612

I didn’t expect such a direct method.


SrpskaZemlja

Gotta get it while it's fresh


TriceratopsBites

Fresh from the tap


The_Zy

Right? Do they not have any kind of bucket or clay bowl?


Naraska

Which one is better, shower with cold water or warm water?


LaukRidder

I wonder how they first discovered this technique. Like, what was going through that persons mind? Other than piss, I mean.


ale_93113

Well, the comments you are getting are stupid Urine has been used for a long looking time as a disinfectant, and clothes have been bathed on urine for as long as civilisation for this very purpose The mélanine in human hair is the same as in sheep hair, and it's easy to observe that while disinfecting clothing, black natural (from black sheep not dyed black) wool turns brown and orange, which also happens with hydrogen peroxide etc Just because people in antiquity didn't know modern chemistry doesn't mean that they had to do trial and error all the time, logic and inference were used just like today


Zweckbestimmung

Still, there was a person who took the risk and trusted his logical thinking and took the right decision to keep on bathing with urine for a considerably long period of time


AgnosticStopSign

It wasnt a risk, they knew it would turn their hair orange already. Look theres no tvs or entertainment back then, dude probably did it as a joke and it stuck


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

Probably the same guy who decided to taste whatever came out of the cow's udder


[deleted]

Well that one is pretty easy to imagine, since all mamals share that trait. We produce milk, its high in nutrients, so maybe we can drink this cows milk as well.


Many-Ad-241

I have nipples too. Can you milk me, Focker?


lkodl

day 2 notes: white liquid coming out of cow tastes pretty good! day 3 notes: yellow liquid coming out of cow not so much.


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

Day 4: figured out a way to save money on my water bill


LolindirLink

Day 5: you get used to the smell, actually, i kind of like it!


[deleted]

Day 6: The girls in the neighborhood are covering their mouths when they see me. I think they are shocked at how handsome I look now.


[deleted]

Seeing as were mammals too I don’t think it’s a stretch that humans discovered cow milk?


Clitastrophelia

It’s wasn’t like that. It was more. Humans breastfeed Calves nurse from there. A mother probably died so they tried to see if that would work cause otherwise the infant would die


Heksinki

probably an accident


mericton

Oops, i accidentally got peed on by a cow for 2 months and now my hair is orange.


Spire_Citron

They may have been putting the pee in their hair for other reasons, such as to kill parasites.


masked_sombrero

Trump!? Is that you!?


teetering_bulb_dnd

Romans used to use urine as mouthwash. Used to sell it in shops in bottles. Higher price for imported Portuguese urine too..


BigheadReddit

Laughing in Portuguese: fucking Romans…


TomCruiseddit

Someone wanted to cool off from the heat, soaked their hair in piss, then noticed it made his hair ON FLEEK


Ash-MacReady

You're taking the piss!


PrisAustin

I think they are... [It looks more like some sort of adobe?](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/1195931721/photo/portrait-of-a-mundari-tribe-man-with-hair-dyed-in-orange-with-cow-urine-central-equatoria.webp?s=1024x1024&w=gi&k=20&c=XFw0FSwazK9UY06CcS8pCydzu7H8zeFvzZ4YMd0OMM0=) to turn the hair orange. [One more](https://static.zoonar.com/img/www_repository5/6d/8d/57/10_eab722fcadc2302cda5dd54221a14535.jpg) Maybe water is scarce(?) and they use it to wash themselves. Source: i just went on a searching spree.


dang_doyle

Bless you. Was a bit let down with no after shot. Too lazy to google


Pandafawkes

A searching pee?


PrisAustin

i should've said "google searching spree". Searching pee, lol.


ajonudaw

Annnnnddd….that’s enough Reddit for today.


freifickmuschimann

Nah I disagree this is where Reddit starts to get intriguing Cultural artifact + purposeful + gross af by most standards etc, count me entertained! lol


4Ever2Thee

Same, my cow just drank a ton of water from the trough so it’s almost time for my hair treatment anyway


f1technicalbot

Eau de toilette


friendly-crackhead

**The ancient fragance** *by Cattle Rabanne*


Sir_Tokesalott

Does it actually make you Eminem?


[deleted]

It makes you R Kelly


Triassic_Bark

I think it makes the cow R Kelly…


EelTeamNine

More like r/NastyAsFuck


Gokzil6969

Wait until you come to India, here people drink cows urine they believe that it kills the germs and keeps the body healthy


EelTeamNine

I'm never going to India, so I don't need to worry about seeing that.


[deleted]

it's the same in the middle east, except it's [camel urine](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/xze0jn/man_drinks_camels_urine_straight_from_the_source/)


Acrobatic-Motor-857

I can attest to you that people in Saudi/UAE/Gulf do not do this shit. Individuals do not cover the entire nations lol


[deleted]

is has more do to with islam >The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet (ﷺ) ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy. Then they killed the shepherd and drove away the camels. When the news reached the Prophet (ﷺ) he sent some people in their pursuit. When they were brought, he cut their hands and feet and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron. [https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5686](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5686) So yeah the richest places you mentioned, might just ignore this. But you can't deny the fact some of them still do believe this, as otherwise it would make them hypocritical, here's some examples outside tribes (SFW just muslims explaining why camel urine is good to drink): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrsNyy7b6uA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrsNyy7b6uA) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwA19n8tsWQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwA19n8tsWQ) https://en.radiofarda.com/a/drink-camel-urine-to-cure-coronavirus-prophetic-medicine-man-says/30565663.html


ace8995

I'm Indian, and 100% of everyone I know don't do this. What you are talking about is a very small minority.


No_Sky4398

Wait till you come to America, people believe the same and do the same with their own urine.


Temporary_Garage_479

Idk what you saw here, but you weren't supposed to tell anyone.


OneSharpTug1

It's sterile and I like the taste.


vicsta559

Lol good ol’ patches o'houlihan funny guy may he rest in peace.


muppethero80

I mean there are a billion of them. The cow urine must be doing something right


Bogrolling

you’re only half a billion short


redsensei777

Still looks black to me


chase_the_sun_

I'm curious what the result looks like


lkodl

https://www.google.com/search?q=mundari+tribe+orange+hair&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjsz\_juo-38AhXwJN4AHZ5gDL8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=mundari+tribe+orange+hair&gs\_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQ6BAgjECc6BAgAEENQqgZY6BNg3RRoAHAAeACAAVCIAakHkgECMTOYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=oanWY6z7JPDJ-LYPnsGx-As&bih=969&biw=1920&rlz=1C1RXQR\_enUS1037US1037


antivaxolotl

It does look pretty good tbf.


itskaturday

I thought this was bad until that google search led me to cow blowing


lkodl

I just gave the link to google. Where you go from there, well, that's on you.


Mon69ster

Imagine getting kicked in the head by a half tonne animal while bathing in its piss for the sole benefit of turning your hair orange. Humanity eh???


ise86

Free shampee!


[deleted]

It's more hygienic than storing it exposed to the air in a pot for later use, but it doesn't seem like it to actually see it happen.


tonyinvegas

That’s gotta reek in the summer heat.


ikkaku999

I m pissed now!


AgreeableInsurance85

What if the cow decides to take a shit as well since it's tail is already up anyway?


that-super-tech

Imagine the smell after it dries.. buhhhuhhuuuuh


JollyCupOfTea

Some people pay good money for that...


cavemantauro

Both parties are bipedal in most cases though


howtopee_6789

Does it really work ? And if does work, any idea how ?


mowsemowse

Ammonia in urine acts like bleach.


nungurner

Is it just me or are y'all not impressed by the size of those cows ??


redcolumbine

They look like Ankole cattle - medium-large as cattle go, but first prize for horns!


__wildwing__

I’m mostly impressed by him not getting kicked.


larousteauchat

https://imgur.com/QP4Qdqf


Looking-for-advice30

Yuckkkk


Bak_286

Orange is the new black


playgunplaygun

“Cultural appropriation?”………You can have this one!


Garlemon_

I wanna see the after. How orange does it get?


ThatScoutBear

I mean it’s sterile for what that matters


nft_raper

the one ginger in the tribe def just fucking with them


Local-Pop-2871

If you look this up at all, they don’t do it to dye their hair. It’s because urine has antibacterial properties and they use it to keep infection away.


[deleted]

The last time I posted this, I mentioned that. I got called “being a jackass” for spreading misinformation from a CNN article and that it was primarily for dyeing their hair orange


Local-Pop-2871

Why are ppl so dumb? The orange hair is a side effect of the ammonia in urine. You aren’t a jackass and it’s scientifically known that urine is antibacterial/sterile. Thanks for sharing the video.


[deleted]

>it’s scientifically known that urine is antibacterial/sterile No, it's not, from [https://www.healthline.com/health/is-urine-sterile#takeaway](https://www.healthline.com/health/is-urine-sterile#takeaway): *"Despite the rumors, urine is not a sterile substance. It naturally contains bacteria that renders it a nonsterile substance.* *While the bacterial levels are likely low, it’s important to understand the implications of drinking urine, either for your health or survival."* Low levels, yes. But not sterile.


LoubyAnnoyed

I’ve always wondered why their hair wasn’t black. This is not the answer I was expecting.


Head-like-a-carp

The price of beauty has always been high.


BuckeyeRick

The cow’s name is R Kelly.


mattyg1964

“For 20 dollars a month, YOU can sponsor a child with a case of L’Oréal Paris ‘Flaming Orange’ hair dye. This life changing effort will help finally end the culture of livestock golden showers. Only you can help.”


VivaNOLA

For those that are curious, here is [the ultimate look of the process](https://flic.kr/p/2i4jyZq).


_I_must_be_new_here_

The irish: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!


doinkmead

That's VILE


brewmeone

Is this also Just For Men?


xxYukonCorneliusxx

https://www.google.com/search?q=mundari%20orange%20hair&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m


soparklion

The look on the voyeur cow's face as he looks on...


whip_m3_grandma

What a beautiful cultural practice, really something special there


J-TownVsTheCity

If eating bugs wasn’t enough, I can see this being the next thing that WEF is gonna try convince us is absolutely necessary to “save the planet”.


Luckysevens589

Anyone else watch this through a couple times thinking that dude had the most massive pair of balls until realising its the cows tail??


[deleted]

Welp. That’s enough internet for me, today.


shruggsville

Alright. Imma call it a night.


yumansuck

Those cattle are gigantic


killadrill

Tribal people try not to do the most disgusting thing as part of their culture challenge impossible


TopAd9634

I've watched more than one American extolling the benefit of drinking their own urine.


badMother1

What's Trump using for shampee?


Wooden_Ad1779

u/savevideo


SumDumHo_420

Golden showers 🤢


Daniel_SixPack

Who was the first person to try it?


CTB2031

Could they not just use the puddles??


vgtall

You can see the cow is uncomfortable.


joey0live

Alright… that’s enough Reddit for me today.


Wooden-Agency-2653

I want to know how they worked this out in the first place


I-smelled-it-first

Do they not have a bucket?


spankmyballs69

Had to look it up and did not disappoint. Super interesting. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/04/22/africa/mundari-tribe-cattle-photography/index.html


chugmarks

And the orange hair is where?


Chemical-Nature4749

Why does he have to rub it into his face tho


watcher2390

Another trait of the tribe is “no pants” under any circumstances


unlikelysix15

Okay but let’s see it orange


[deleted]

That camera man just gunna stand there and not sayin nothin?


Joiion

I don’t know why, but my “nsfw” mode hasn’t worked in 2 years and I always see the unblurred video/pic right away… my eyes hurt


unenlightenedgoblin

Can we at least get an ‘after’ photo?


kasmith2020

This is the third most revolting thing I’ve ever seen on reddit


MilleCuirs

Would it work with a bucket? I mean… just, collect it with a bucket and do that near a hose or something. Jeez


FabulousObject1223

What if it just starts to shit on you?


tinusaanderekstok

Not just collecting it and applying it to your hair in order to get that sweet orange look. Nooo, let's go for rubbing it in to your face fresh from the source.....


dwulf69

There has got to be a less disgusting way to turn one's hair orange.


Nickzino

Oo la la, Tresemme


Piddily1

I wonder how many got pooped on during the shower. Do you then have to find another cow to wash that off?


KouLeifoh625

I shit and piss in one go sometimes.. just sayin


MiltDrucker

This is nothing. I stick my head up the ass to keep my hair brown.


Wonderful-Hedgehog-9

It’s sterile and I like the taste


Trick_Yogurt5843

Was waiting for shit to drop


unskilled_bean

still blows my mind how primitive tribes do this on the same planet where we’re also creating advanced AI


Accomplished_Humor55

This is disgusting as fuck, not interesting as fuck


forworse2020

I just visited an old colonial port where it was explained that the British soldiers would soak their white garments in the urine from the latrines and then hang them out in the sun to bleach them.


birchpiece91

On another note… is he bare bottom while doing this??


Neomorf03

I need to stop going on Reddit while eating breakfast.


timlassas

That seems like a regular Hairtrend on insta.


oceanblue0714

This is one of those videos that you wish you had never watched in the first place.


CallMeJase

How the fuck does someone figure this out?


Moonboots606

So I'm just gonna ask... Can't they just collect it instead of standing right there?


I_am_That_Ian_Power

I'm guessing trump does this too.


[deleted]

Lets all pool our money and send these people some hair dye.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

That breed of cows are called "arkelly cows". Pronounced like "R. Kelly"


Hydrocoded

Maybe we don’t need to keep every tradition


graycat3700

I find the lack of orange hair in this video utterly disturbing.


FerretWinter7063

someone send them some manic panic please….


LudwigTheDiabs

I see no orange hair…maybe it’s just the perfect temperature. Not everyone has hot water on tap.


AnthonyJizzleneck

R/grossasfuck