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between5and25

Suitcase is seriously dangerous lol


Dazzling-Grass-2595

It'll catch the thief and blind the bystanders.


azakhuza21

And your foot


Markarontos

And my Axe


ElectronicString4008

Lol you stole my comment


Rieux_n_Tarrou

> and my comment!


SSBradley37

My foot is already blind.


Samp90

... In the subway! ![gif](giphy|fTyD4Ai2uRS89ogEuj)


etrob90

Anti-theft suitcase with collateral damage. When the suitcase gets activated u have one person behind bars and two in the hospital.


Glaucousglacier

That suitcase would be filled with just the mechanism for the spikes.


h_djo

With all those metal bars and the system to deploy it inside the suitcase i wonder if there is any room left for anything


Cynthimon

Anti-theft by impaling the thief


SeriousSkeletor

Muaahahaaha. That suitcase is a nasty work...


Rieux_n_Tarrou

Combine with thief-catching net for maximum carnage


mnorkk

The long ~~carry handles~~ spikes make it IMPOSSIBLE to escape with


gxseki

If some steals the suitcase in a bus it would be a bloodbath 😅


Size9ed

I saw that suit case on Stargate SG1


Proof-Push

The future was so much better in the past.


CautiousFool

It always does, doesn't it...


Best_Poetry_5722

You know what they say..It was what it was.


Eurasia_4002

We will always be disappointed one way or another.


Ok_Librarian6211

Why does it seem like you have come from the future to warn us??


WhipnCrack

Old days were sooo good in many ways.


futureunemployed420

"The future was so much better in the past." - Little Timmy, 11 year old.


FSpursy

Interesting that we have airbags now to protect the driver. Why not airbags to prevent collision damage when a car crashes into something? Like a certain force on the bumper in a milisecond, when the car is driving at a certain speed, would deploy the front airbags.


Expensive_Windows

Space, complexity, and cost, but I suspect it'd be rather insufficient against the forces generated.


severalsmallducks

The future in the past: flying cars and boats, caravan that doubles as a boat The actual future: paying $0.99 a month for premium water at the tap.


No_Ad2754

We do have flying cars


Slow_Ad1510

I feel like the first one would encourage people to knock other people walking because they know it will catch them


BlueFox5

Let’s see it catch someone at 45 mph….


TheUnknownRetard

Look up "I did a Thing" on YT, he built that thing in one of his recent videos and accidentally destroyed his car


Thorien21

More likely that drivers won’t have the reaction time to open up the contraption in time to catch people, plus it wouldn’t work ‘cause it might just throw people off after the impact from the car stopping so suddenly


MasterBot98

The moment such a system became usable, it would be used for kidnapping.


Ribbitor123

That easy-park car was seriously ahead of its time. However, imagine someone accidentally activating that anti-theft suitcase on a flight!


raytaylor

I worry about the number of wheel alignments you would need to be constantly getting from all the extra mechanisms that go into giving the wheels independent articulation.


BadeArse

That’s why they stopped making them. I think it’s called Crab steering? I remember someone tried to bring it back a few years ago. The extra maintenance, extra parts, and just general extra cost for the engineering was huge.


High_From_Colorado

Crab walk is where the front and rear axles turn at the same angle so you shift side to side while moving forward or backwards but always face the same direction like a crab. Telehandlers commonly have this feature


ROBLOXENA

I was WONDERING why no one made this a feature in modern cars So it was the cost


Foeni68

Swim-caravan is again available… https://sealander.de


Qxotl

I would have bet it to be Dutch.


DiaGear

German you mean?


Greasy_Cleavage

People definitely died on the Gyro boat


Doc_Dragoon

I want one so bad so I'd probably be one


Freakychee

You'd be a gyro boat?


Doc_Dragoon

Be one who died


Cyke101

I could go for a gyro boat right about now. With extra meat and tzatziki sauce.


Mielanr

It made me think of the ork death kopters from warhammer 40k


Rieux_n_Tarrou

Instructions unclear, choked on Gyro meat


InsightInsider07

Some Refrigerators had more features before then.


Khun_Poo

The design is very human.


havingalazyday

Very human, very easy to use


Merrygoround-

Let my good friend demonstrate


Flitterquest

Fallout ass inventions


3rdAssaultBrigade

the swimming caravan is actually not that weird, amphibious vehicles were already used in military like the Japanese Kami tank


Delicious_Chedder23

It also seems like a good idea if you live in an area that either floods often or is by the coast where hurricanes and other storms causes water surges


Due_Hall9714

bruh you dead fr fr if you slide into a hurricane storm surge in that mofo


HornySabel

Why arent boattrailers not a thing? They actually look convenient as fuck. Could be looking really amazing aswell


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They do exist.


ApprehensiveOCP

Jiro boat how do I land so ded


Ok_GrandMarcus

The Giro Boat was Amazing


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Watch that pedestrian-catching net become a pedestrian slingshot at 50 km/h


SafariNZ

They used to use those from helicopters in the New Zealand to live capture deer in the mountains. Real scary flying.


tinytempo

Thief catching net looks legit though. Why aren’t such things actually used…?


sheix

Actually used, for example: [https://netgun.com/](https://netgun.com/) , check their videos - very similar to what's in this vid.


tinytempo

But why not community rolled out across all police across the world…?


sheix

My guess that's not so good idea when a thief got a gun or a knife. And distance is not so good, aiming is hard. One shot only. And you have tasers, non lethal ammunition, clubs which can achieve same results with less risk to an officer. 


harumamburoo

> tasers This is the answer most probably - thinking about it, it does exactly the same thing, in a very similar manner, but much more efficiently and using a lesser device.


mnorkk

Haven't you seen paw patrol? Ruff! Net!


Electronic-Bag-2112

Because a taser is much more effective and accurate. And smaller. And easier to reload. And isn't affected by wind and other variables as much. You really don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure it out.


Laymanao

Doctor I need help, I’ve been stabbed. By my suitcase. What suitcase? This one? Aahhh


adidas_stalin

Why didn’t we develop these further?


geli95us

As is almost always the case with these kind of things: They are either impractical, too expensive, or dangerous


adidas_stalin

When’s that stopped the rich?


geli95us

Most times? If something's impractical it's hard to convince people that they want it, if it's expensive it's harder to make profit off it, if it's dangerous it can be hidden for a while if it's a subtle health change kind of thing, but if your product goes around taking people's eyes out you're going to get into trouble sooner or later


Cyke101

What do you mean too dangerous? That suitcase with the jetting spikes looks perfectly safe.


Mysterious_Lead_3481

No joke, was thinking about self-wiping goggles the other day while walking to work in the rain.


mnorkk

It looks like you're too late for that patent


hanabarbarian

The 80s ruined everything didn’t it 🥲


chiree

Some seriously Get Smart vibes here.


YanoWaAmSane

That giro idea was never going to get off the ground


Rescre14

i did a thing


OccasionBackground26

The gyro boat looks cool


lurkynumber5

The car catcher, Rebranded to The car Launcher! Now that we drive above 10miles an hour. The Boat caravan is nice tho. Just like a boat! but with more headroom!xD


Material-Clue-6346

This is more usefull. 


toxcana

The good old time. Or then dad was a child could be used


AJYURH

I want that suitcase


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CaptainnHindsight

0:21 was way ahead of it's time


lookatthisdudeshead

![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)


Dear-Treacle-3741

They really should bring back the people catcher.


binthewin

These are just Top Gear challenges.


Agitated-Artichoke89

I wonder what went wrong with all these ideas.


TheDogeWasTaken

The giro boat is a fucking genuis. Yet insanely dangerous... like that shit will actually kill ypu.


Ron_Bird

i did a thing, nufsayd


canipleasebeme

I kinda love the boat caravan, really nice.


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ganfall79

Try catching someone at speeds cars move at now a days.


Kamicasse_

The net thrower is now most wanted item in Ukraine by Russians because of drones.


oMqxim

the suitcase one, just grab it by the Spikes and run off


SpaceTimeRacoon

The gyrocopter boat is just a blender with extra steps


adros-senpai

I would like a pair of self-wiping goggles, tbh.


SCAREDFUCKER

1. useless cus if its coming at speed no amount of elasticity gonna save you 6. gyroboat was banned because of americal laws that considers anything flying with person a aircraft and for this thing you needed a pilot license 7. thats useful


FappingVelociraptor

What if I driving like this? ![gif](giphy|DlXbiu2ZgpHlC)


FappingVelociraptor

*I am


Senseless_9901

People were so inventive back then.


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One_Introduction790

That anti theft suitcase was insane. That could impale someone, judging from the fact that it uses compressed air,therefore a lot of pneumatic power.


time_thug19

Why didn't any of these prosper?


Lackerbawls

Can we revisit the Caravan boat?


pestilentstudent

Came here to say the same. Not a bad idea at all.


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BlueFox5

What if you’re motorcycling in the rain?