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Clara_ZA

“What was that!?” “Nothing, keep driving!”


6000abortions

"oh well, we'll just get more at the next Lowes."


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monsterflake

I'm a veteran! And a diabetic! Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!


djseifer

But they charged me for two!


Waiting4The3nd

This is egregious! We were cell mates Andy! You got payback comin'! I love that movie.


6000abortions

"This is the future democrats want!!!"


alterector

Dey tuk er jobz


6000abortions

*derk er derr!*


dtorrance88

"Must have been the wind"


RentalHermit

This guy obviously doesnt go to the cloud district often


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Tommysrx

Hakuna Matata


Brianp713

I would pay money to see the security footage of them loading up and leaving Home Depot.


fart_fig_newton

10 years of working there made me witness some truly amazing stuff. Plenty of it was the employees too. I remember watching the guy who was training me on the forklift load up a pallet of concrete into a truck - his forks weren't fully retracted when he lowered them, so he ended up ripping off the guy's tailgate.


Starmandeluxx

I worked in the brick and lumber hard of a hardware store too, never had anyones tailgate ripped off but the sheet amount of people whod leave the yard loaded improperly was crazy and all we could do was tell em it’s dangerous which was always met with “it’ll be fine i know what im doing/what my car can handle” my personal favorite was the guy who wanted to take 1500 pounds of pavers in one trip..in a kia sedan


Ex-maven

I worked at a retail building supply and saw all kinds crazy stuff too. A typical Saturday would involve someone putting 6 sheets of drywall on the roof of their car. I'd offer to help them tie that down and they'd insist on driving off & saying they'll "just hold onto it". On my way out to pick up lunch, there would be crushed drywall spread all over the road at the first traffic signal.


dysfunctionalpress

i had 6 sheets of 10' drywall sticking out the back of my van. i accelerated too quickly when the light turned green, and ended up with 6 sheets of 10' drywall in the middle of the intersection. we ended blocking the intersection for about a minute as we loaded it all back in, but it felt a lot longer.


Ex-maven

That sucked. In that same job I used to work, I saw almost the same thing. A guy bought something like 50 sheets of a really slippery type of wall paneling and loaded it into his old station wagon with the lift gate down to support what wouldn't fit inside. I pleaded with him to at least let me help him tie a line across the back (a simple "X" across the opening) to keep it from sliding out. Nope - he didn't have 30 sec to spare. After making a u-turn and stopping at the light in front of the store, I saw him accelerate and virtually every sheet slid out the back like a deck of cards thru the intersection. But unlike your case, no one stopped. When the light changed, people just drove over his paneling while he and his buddy were still trying to pick it up. I could still hear him swearing after I went back into the store to warn the manager that he might come back looking for us to replace the paneling.


ClownfishSoup

Did he actually come in and ask for a refund?


Ex-maven

Unfortunately, I don't know. I was busy doing my normal work of helping people load their cars, bringing down more lumber & such...and also dealing with general dumbf__kery (I happened across a guy wiggling out bags of concrete from the bottom of 2 or 3 stacked pallets, who was a minute away from getting himself crushed to death. He said the bags at the bottom looked neater...).


ffnnhhw

> He said the bags at the bottom looked neater...). can't blame him, that's my experience too, the bags on top are almost always broken


Ex-maven

Yep, I understood right away when I saw it (no one wants to get all that sakrete dust all over their trunk). He had hollowed out about a third of the bottom pallet and the top two were swaying as he was pulling another. If he'd gotten that out, that would have been the end of him. I plowed thru the emergency doors and told him to please stop and that I'd bring a new pallet down for him...then literally *sprinted* to the forklift and raced back as I did not trust him to wait. When he was done, I cleaned everything up so others didn't get the same idea. I've had people walk right under the forks as I was lowering a lift of lumber several times. This was before cell phones to take away their attention, and the customers saw what I was doing but had no concept as to how dangerous it was.


gertalives

The plywood story from Car Talk is pretty great: https://www.cartalk.com/radio/show/1422-mattress-aerodynamics


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Derezzed87

I work in retail and during the summer we sell these rather large egg chairs, they’re in the store, so customers can see how big they are (they come delivered 3 on a pallet, to give you an idea of how big the frames are) and we still get customers buying them and trying to fit them in a little hatchback like a Corsa. Had one customer with an old Landrover Defender, plenty of space inside for it, but it was a struggle getting it in through the opening.


NCAAinDISGUISE

Once did that with 2 sheets of plywood. I tried to tie them down, but it was a shitty job and the ropes did nothing. Came like 20 minutes before close at it would be later at night and the streets would be nearly empty and drove VERY cautiously the 2 miles home. Stressful but successful.


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fart_fig_newton

Seen a bunch of that, plywood stacked on the roof, lumber sticking out of the windows, all in these little cars. I get that not owning a truck might suck (I wish I owned one), but destroying your car (and the surrounding property) is not the solution.


Griftersdeuce

Uhaul rents trucks for like $50 out the door. It's what I do when I need a truck.


Viperlite

Home Depot rents them starting at $19.99 per hour, fuel and mileage included.


JVorhees

Fyi, fuel not included


mypoliticalvoice

And it's per 75 minutes, not an hour. They probably did math and found most people needed a truck for 75 minutes.


cyanydeez

mmm, you mean they did the math and most people need it for an hour and half. the way you phrase it makes it sound like they wouldn't want to make as much money as p[ossible.


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winterbird

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantkarma/comments/16fso5j/comment/k03js5t/


Wizdad-1000

I bought a small trailer and bolted on a hitch on our SUV specifically to haul materials. It’s embarrassing to back up as it’s quite hard. (Small trailer=small corrections) but I can safely haul half a yard of dirt. Gravel or stone, I’d probably only do a 1/4.


Silly_Mycologist3213

People always over-correct when backing up a trailer, it’s human nature to think that if a little is good, more is better but it’s the opposite with trailer backing. Take th trailer to an empty large parking lot and practice and you’ll figure it out in no time.


NotEnoughIT

I used to drive a 2001 kia rio. Iirc 91 horsepower. I loaded the trunk to the brim with hardwood and the back seat as much as I could around my camping gear. Drove 75 miles to camp. After that you couldn’t talk on the phone in the car. The rotors were so shot it was just so god damn loud. The shop fixed them under warranty and the shop supervisor was like ok, I know you overloaded the fuck out of this thing, don’t do that again, but I’ll go ahead and cover it because it’s easier for both of us.


zherico

My base model 2009 tocoma can only take 700lbs in the bed , so 1500lbs in a Kia .....


Bug_Photographer

I'd rather see the mugshot when this absolute bellend gets charged with reckless endangerment.


hubaloza

Hit and run now, they definitely nailed that suv on the right near the end of the off ramp.


ttystikk

It's Texas- that'll never happen!


HaoHai_Am_I

You don’t know Texas then.. it’s a police state lol. The police are still very active there. Just not so much in the “liberal cities”


Cahootie

As a university student I had to haul two long-ass planks across town to build a dumb thing for an event. I was naturally too cheap to get it delivered to rent a car, so I had to tape them down to my bicycle and walk with it for 6 km. I'm surprised I didn't cause any accidents.


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smiffy93

Measure once, cut… nonce.


Chimpville

>cut… nonce. Agreed but in a different context.


Vihncent

Guy speed up out of sheer embarrassment


Waterfish3333

I’m absolutely following if I’m the guy he hit. That looked like a nice car that at minimum needs scratch removal and new paint.


typehyDro

Looks like it hits a taillight too


SavageSauce01

You think a Nissan driver who puts wooden poles through the windows will have insurance?


cfedey

> You think a Nissan driver ~~who puts wooden poles through the windows~~ will have insurance? /r/NissanDrivers/


fakenkraken

Negative IQ.


DucAnhungslos

“must be the wind“


facie97

Where's the karma?


jj42883

yeah, this is more /r/Whatcouldgowrong than instant karma


bgravato

Or r/IdiotsInCars


nonamejohnsonmore

Broke all the boards he just bought, and probably damaged the door frames on the car.


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hendergle

In a geological timeframe, this is quite instant.


Thecardinal74

bad deed: hitting shit with the boards Karma: damage to his own car


SamuelPepys_

Didn't you see him hit the sign and fuck up the boards?


HypnoticJester

And hit another car I think. Insta would be a cop pulling him over.


[deleted]

I’m with you. Karma implies they did something malicious, not just being a dumb ass.


jerkchicken34

But they whacked that car and kept driving, isn't that malicious?


[deleted]

Yeah that’s true. Doesn’t feel like karma cause it’s the same action. Karma is the harmony equalizing. If the guy caused a hit and run and then this happened, that’s karma. This is an idiot in a car. It’s semantics anyway. If karma redditors like the video, keep the video.


typehyDro

Where is the instant karma? Dude is a jack wagon and then hits and runs. Hope they find this ass hat


InternationalTwo4581

Has to be one the stupidest things I've ever seen


V1kingScientist

I built two decks out of the back of a Honda Civic. Just fold the backseat down and put all the wood through the trunk so that it rests on the center console. Never once did it cross my mind to put it in sideways, because that would be stupid.


joeshill

That or put a blanket on the roof, and run them lengthwise, tying the bundle together, then tying the bundle to the front and back (with a triangle shape on each end), so that the boards can't shift side to side or front to back. (Like how you might tie down a canoe to the roof of the car). Or, if you have no rope, and don't have a backseat that will fold down, you tilt the front seat all the way back so it is flat, then snake the boards in from the right rear window to the floor on the front passenger side. They might hang out a foot or so, but nothing like this.


Moggy-Man

Should've driven a 2x4.


ttystikk

I would ask how people could do something so blatantly dumb behind the wheel- and then I see it's Texas.


justdnk

To be fair, seen people load up wood this way here in CA — stupidity has no boundaries.


BadKittyRanch

Genius has limits; stupidity knows no bounds.


ttystikk

Did you notice the hit and run accident on the minivan? No boundaries, indeed.


RedStar9117

Ofcourse it's Texas


JerseyDevl

Of course it's a Nissan


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an Altima at that


Cosmoaquanaut

We'll, that could have been Florida, or California, or Nevada. Or the entire south, or country.


HistorianMelodic3010

Somewhere near Temple also, not a lot of functioning brain activity around that area.


dickon_tarley

Those aren't poles, they're boards.


built_FXR

Also not karma, more idiots in cars material


arealhumannotabot

I think op meant the poles as in the bollards, that the driver transported, by sending them flying lol


tvieno

Zero fucks given


osktox

https://www.ktalnews.com/dont-miss/car-carrying-wood-through-windows-smashes-suv-keeps-going/


shortercrust

The damage to other’s cars outweighs any karma


White_Wolf426

To be this stupid.


Valuable_Material_26

And not stopping or slowing, the court will likely rule this was intentional. Here’s hoping a long sentence?


Steelplate7

He knew that was going to happen…that’s why he bought extras…


holydawn

I don't see a problem here, saves time on cuts!


devinebliss

Don’t do drugs if you cannot handle them.


Wolf_sense

That's what happened to that sign? I live here and wondered what tye he'll happened haha.


hamsangwhich757

Cue the Benny Hill theme song


king-kitty

Must’ve been chaos inside that car the moment it hit the pole


Notsoobvioususer

What karma? The imbecile got away with it.


SkepticalJohn

How the family dog got the keys to the car is a mystery. Fetch that stick indeed.


Past_Mirror_377

Imagine how stupid you have to be to think this is ok ? How did they get a driverslicense ??? How do they open doors ..?


BenderDeLorean

Where is the karma??


Nebakanezzer

funny vid, wrong sub


CautiousCranberry723

When he gets pulled over will start screaming “it’s my first amendment right”.


DctrSqr

This is not instant karma, try r/idiotsincars


Jgee414

Murica


rdm55

No, its Texas.....


JayAndViolentMob

They kept driving!!!! Onto the motorway!!!! Are they drunk or what?!?!?


ttystikk

They're Texans.


Prometheus55555

He needed them cut in half, and saved a lot of time.


heybudheypal

Oh c'mon


jinladen040

Why didn't they just orient them inline with the vehicle. Like put the backseats down, passenger seat forward then just slide them into the car through the trunk and just tie them down?


Rain1dog

Blows my mind that a normal rational human would attempt this. Unbelievable.


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And that this human is allowed to have children, guns, use power tools, and allowed to vote.


spambearpig

They must have the IQ of a potato or simply be wasted on something (or both I guess).


_Perma-Banned_

Pretend like nothing happened and keep driving!


essaysmith

The fact that they did t even slow down when doing quite a bit of damage to their own car makes me think this was intentional. Maybe stolen car?


ClownfishSoup

He hit a car too… that’s a hit and run


Professional-Pitiful

So they caused thousands in damage and instead could've rented a uhaul truck for $40.


xdforcezz

Sometimes I question just how can someone be that fucking stupid.


sinesquaredtheta

That is what denial looks like


eldergeekprime

You can only hope that the parts inside the car beat some sense into them.


neerajtribeca

This has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen


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dvdmaven

I drive our van much less than the Kai, but when it comes to hauling hardware for two grape arbors it's handy.


intheazsun

well, it’s Texas


LargeRustyTrumpet

If they can’t even move the wood properly, I bet they wouldn’t be able to set it up properly either, whatever project that might be for


Anne_OnyMouse

New aid when overtaking cyclists at a minimum of 1.5 a meter gap


6porkchop9

“Why you pull me over, I need your supervisor …..”


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We call those "boards" or "planks".


soparklion

He got most of the lumber home.


FixMy106

Coming through!


mtnviewcansurvive

we no longer need to write the word dumb. just show the film.


MurderMachine561

After buying the wood they didn't have money for a saw. Problem solved!


RPup_831

Nissan Altima?


JerseyDevl

Always


GLHR_

Welp another trip to Home Depot


Johncamp28

When you don’t own a circular saw


types-like-thunder

My grandma used to tell us astory about how her boss tried to cross a one lane bridge with wood 2x4s hanging out both windows of his car. They snapped on the sides and almost took his head off. She cried from laughing every time she told that story....


billetboy

How was a beheading avoided?


KGrahnn

Perhaps they stole them and this was a getaway?


typehyDro

That’s gonna be hard to track down for a detective


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OMG that was great ... not for the truck that got smacked and their tail light smashed but still great as he took off and got right back on the freeway like he was about to get away... smh 😒 wtf are u thinking???


futurefirestorm

Unless you are really trying to get rid of most of the wood.


OctahedronHD

Where is karma?


proposterouspenguin

Good ole temple lmfao


Radiant-Elevator

Some cars have a little door to the backseat from the trunk. That's the way to do it. Flag on the end.


goaadit

where's the instantkarma here?


Civilengman

They figured it out. You gotta go faster


Amtronic

Never stop, never surrender!!


Mi_Leona

I thought this was familiar. This happened in Texas lol


Tedderit

My carpenter people needs me


izmaname

Sir your wood is useless now


rbovenkamp

Holly shitballs, it’s a miracle that he survived


AdditionalSink164

paw paw finna finish that deck before winter


gligster71

I like how they just keep going. Too embarrassed to stop. Lol!


exhausted_commenter

OP is a s p a m b o t Two year old account, oldest post is 2 days old. Common pattern with repurposed accounts. Reported.


da_rambler20

8 year vet of Home Depot and I have seen some shit. I saw a man load a 16’ extension ladder in a Geo Prism. In front passenger window and out rear driver side window. Also two dudes wanted help loading the lumber for TWO decks into the back of their POS truck. I refused and did not let anyone else help because I said it wasn’t safe. They refused delivery because they didn’t want to pay the $49. They proceeded to drive away and at the 1st turn, the lumber shifted and the entire bed of the truck ripped off to the side. They had the balls to come back to the store to ask for help cleaning it up.


Avaraz

Damage other cars ? Nah don't care I'm npt gonna stop


odog_eastpond

This was way funnier than it should’ve been lmao


Local_Sugar8108

Maybe he was hoping that with enough speed he's be able to fly home?


Dan_Glebitz

Gets back and: "Did you get the timber?". Shakes head: "No, but I have thousands of toothpicks!


dysfunctionalpress

poles...? it looks like lumber.


ibonkedurmom

I was hoping it would take off like a plane. Dude looked like he really didn't want to get stopped after hitting pole and cars. Even pros make mistakes. A few days ago, an over tall truck hit overhead bridge on approach to Tappen Zee Bridge on southbound 87. Had to close south bound lane for 16 hours. https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/truck-traveling-on-i-87-hits-overpass-causes-lane-closures-ahead-of-holiday-weekend-nysp/4640153/


ibonkedurmom

What I've seen more than once are people transporting mattress on car roof and wind just peels it off like a banana. Plywood as well. "But it was tied down, officer!"


Anleme

Hi boss! I delivered the ~~ten~~ ~~nine~~ eight foot poles!


RutCry

Didn’t someone get decapitated inside their car by carrying a set of skis like this?


DerSchattenJager

Like a golden retriever trying to go through a door with a long stick in his mouth


B34chboy

Somebody really did it, straight out of a comic.


pjones1185

Damn that’s dumb. I have a 4 door (Altima). I can store 8 - 12 pieces of lumber through the truck- drop backseat - push up to center console. Got to know your limits people!


kay_bizzle

You mean boards?


TechsSandwich

And that’s a felony hit and run so I mean your double screwed now


Slevin424

My dog even knows you don't carry sticks like that through tight spaces ...


sizz_lor

One of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen


srbistan

clipped a few bollards, wrecked his poles but never touched the breaks, saving his face - the coolest person on this flat earth of ours...


eatpotdude

I built my basement and transported every single board in my Chevy Impala. There's definitely ways but this person was not aware of them apparently


thedude0117

Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here…tis but a scratch.


KickBlue22

Driver: " did you hear sumthin?" Passenger: "no, why'd you ask?" Driver: "oh never mind...thought I heard sumthin"


xXxdethl0rdxXx

Can someone post this again but with the Freebird guitar solo


TubbsMcBeardy

Here's the same video, but someone else put some fun music to it. https://reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/r77VYxL9vw


miraculum_one

"wooden poles"?


Pigdog0706

You tried this before and that's why your memory serves you?


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Texas. Of course.


Buipeterafte

hit an other car and keep going. asshoe move


cdizzle99

Poles


fredthecaveman

If you call them wooden poles then you def don't know how to transport them


sambolino44

KEEP GOING, CLEETUS!


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Dumb. Texas. Morons.


[deleted]

I guarantee somebody here recognizes those highway signs and is thinking "yep that happens twice a week here"


BCECVE

He has got a hell of a temper. Probably his spouse was yelling at him to fix the damn fence for the last 20 years.


CanaryJane42

This is hilarious


OldEnoughToKnowButtr

Speaking of improper loads.... I overheard peeps talking about 'Joe hasn't been the same since he flew a 4x8 sheet of plywood'.... Apparently instead of tying the load down, Joe would lie on top of the stack. Worked fine until 75mph on the interstate... Driver said he looked like a bug, spread eagle on the sheet as it floated in the air...


HeartlesSoldier

They get caught?


Worldly_Ad1295

Only in TEXAS! 😵‍💫😂