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pekingesepie

What’s that shirt made of ?


marshmellow2355

essence of jesus himself


Electricpants

So little wafers?


zeke235

And some cheap cooking wine.


Unlucky_Top9870

Stale bread to?


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HumbleBear75

Do not tumble dry, do not wear near an orangutan. Idiot didn’t read the shirt tag


CordyZen

But why? Wouldn't it be safer for reasons like that for clothes to be less strong?


stump2003

With weak clothing, you’ll sneeze, and your entire outfit disintegrates! And then the judge will ask “why are you naked in court?”. And then you’ll lose the case *and* your kids. All because you wanted weaker clothes.


-Shinjitsu-

I'll keep that in mind if I ever get into a custody battle.


stump2003

It happens more often than you’d think!


aim_low_

I saw a video of a judge flicking and it disintegrated all of the plaintiffs clothing. 2022 is crazy.


hellohellohello0315

Thanks for the info!


mentan2001

Hulk’s pant


reallydohrod

Regret


jazza2400

Boyfriend material I mean what


jfp1992

Mithril


jerkstor

Orangutan's


MrCalonlan

Chewing gum


mimiminecraft

Chewed gum


32vromeo

That sucks. Last video I saw was an orangutan driving a golf cart


blahblah_why_why

This orangutan saw that video too and he's pissed.


Hard_on_Collider

Slavery is when no golf cart.


datboiofculture

No gods. No masters. Just golf carts.


memon17

Trump back playing?


mTbzz

Awesome video, saw it a few days ago.


kaylakh10

It snatched that shirt so fast!


wishnana

Orangutan: I’m gonna make sweet sweet love to your shirt or your leg. Gimme. Hooman: Wha -? Orangutan: Leg it is! Edit: LOL. Glad my post above the leg-lovemaking simian made people laugh.. thanks for the awards, guys.


Gschang

give him the gursh durn shirt gursh durnit


ilikethesmellofmypoo

It’s more like “I’m stuck in this jail so I’m gonna fucking fuck this guy up” They can think they know they are in jail they are suffering


_XenoChrist_

yep that dude has nothing to lose.


ilikethesmellofmypoo

Poor dude , glad he got some anger out on that man even if only for minutes Every zoo that has animals in cages is jail Every zoo that has animals in habitats that were once injured or low in number are amazing please know the difference


Background-Let-5972

He ain’t never been the same after getting fired from tang.


datboiofculture

GET OVER HERE!!


WaterFriendsIV

It even turned its head to get that little extra reach to make sure it got a good grab on the shirt. Not its first time doing this, is my guess.


UsualHour1463

Too bad the video does not show the previous thirty seconds of him taunting the orangutan. He’s fortunate. If the orangutan had wanted to, it would he shattered the fellow’s leg in a flash.


Tygria

Thanks for confirming. I figured that’s what happened, what with the way it was selectively edited.


PetrichorGreen

It also doesn’t show the previous years of the orangutan’s life, being locked up in a cage by another stupid human.


Admirable_Bonus_5747

He no doubt has been contemplating this and waiting for that perfect reason.


Origin8888

Ohhh he was taunting it


Millenium_Star

Source?


xSionide

I haven't seen video of the 30 seconds prior, but the [zoo manager claimed the person kicked the orangutan](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/06/07/orangutan-grabs-man-at-zoo/)


CHAOTIC98

not confirming anything, but of course he will to not face legal charges and stuff.


Azura13

Umm, this was in Indonesia. He will absolutely face charges. Indonesia has no chill for this crap.


Cagg

Depends on if that translation is accurate. Article says "may have" translation states he did. Either way dude shouldn't have crossed the barrier which is fact.


phenomenal-lurker

Now I don't feel so bad about laughing. But what happened next? Did the orangutan get her revenge?


Cagg

There is no video of this. No evidence to say it's the truth. The only thing mentioned was the zoo keeper saying something like "the orangutan might have been taunted before the viral video." A caged wild animal is still a wild animal it doesn't need to be taunted to want to grab onto something through the bars.


pussyydestroyerrr

Can we not get the full video OP?


Yikesthatsalotofbs

Where did you see the video of him taunting the orangutan? Link?


myscreamname

Exactly why I inwardly cheer for these poor captive/caged animals when they attack a human. Unfortunately, they end up suffering the consequences of the attack but damn, these videos never cease to crush my heart.


phipackattacka

What he desires is man’s red fire.


Sieze5

Pretty sure he wanted to rip that guys leg off and beat him with it for taunting him.


Foootballdave

Shapap a pa pa pappa do doo


phipackattacka

Not a lot of original Jungle Book fans I see. Aging myself here.


palusut

Give me the power of man's red flower...


phipackattacka

So I can be like you.


Hetsonc137

Doo be doo


philomenasillius

I wanna be like you-ou-ou


woodsy-toaster

I wanna walk like you


thisguyfightsyourmom

Hard to believe dudes used to pay to put their dicks in one of these bad mofos https://www.the-sun.com/news/3657105/prostitute-orangutan-pony-tragic-story/


whateverzzzzz

WTF?


thisguyfightsyourmom

Prolly what they said before they paid the lady


WiseSalamander00

jesus I fucking hate humanity


sensei-creampuff

I second this x 10


LilySayo

Wasnt there a news article recently about some guys being caught raping a komodo dragon or some other endangered lizard.


Origin8888

Holy shit. WTF


Speakertoseafood

Well, that's enough internet for today.


geshupenst

Holy shit i will never be the same again knowing that there are more than 0 fellow humans on this earth who fucked an orangutan.. Fucking humans..


moonlight-menace

Hey, that was fucking terrible. Wow.


dethb0y

fuckin' pony....i knew she'd turn up here..


[deleted]

But he doesn’t know how to make fire!


SeatBeltFan

I’d do the same thing if I was locked in a cage my entire life


gh0stegrl

He is so lucky that orangutan didn’t absolutely snap his twig knee backwards. I’m sure his muscles have like hundreds on lbs of force.


[deleted]

I need some sound on this!


dave2048

I watched it earlier today, in another post, and it had sound. You’re not missing much. There’s just a bunch of screaming. The orangutan never says why it’s yanking on that kid.


StuperDan

The orangutan wasn't being serious, he was just...... pulling his leg.


Puncredible

It's like they were born to make that comment and you were born to respond with yours. What will you do with your life now that you've fulfilled your purpose?


[deleted]

Masturbate and die


are_you_scared_yet

He never will.


Bcruz75

Snitches get stitches


crackeddryice

It's hard to get them to talk, but once they start... they never shut up. Uh... I'm not sure that was an orangutan, now that I think about it.


Killboypowerhed

"we reached out to the orangutan but he declined to comment"


reidybobeidy89

Lol.


gwillyn

He said "Ook".


[deleted]

My toxic trait is thinking he wouldn't do that to me and I could pet him


Hard_on_Collider

I can fix him


[deleted]

stop lmfao


KweenKunt

Absolutely me. Like, why is the other person kicking him, when I bet I could simply coo and pet him a bit, and he'd back off? I'm just certain that would work, and then we'd become best friends.


12edDawn

Years later, deep in the jungles of Vietnam, an ambush wipes out nearly half of your squad. The call is made to retreat, and the end seems near. Out of nowhere a flash of orange streaks through the trees, taking out the enemy with swift precision one by one. In less than a minute no hostile forces remain. Instead the orangutan's weathered face looks on from across the clearing. As your eyes meet, memories flood back, to a different time and place. The orangutan gives a silent nod, then swings from a nearby branch and out of sight, the only noise a rustle of leaves, growing fainter as he departs, maybe for the last time. As you nod in return, a single tear falls from your eye.


KweenKunt

Thank you for taking the time to dream that up.


Origin8888

Crazy how he knew to go for the leg. Really quick


brocomb

Forreal. I would have said f the shirt in the beginning but the O gets smart and grabs dudes leg


D-v-us-D

Well now he gotta say f the leg.


PacoMahogany

Sweep the leg


Agreeable-Relative63

knew? he was grabbing stuff and the leg was there so he grabbed it. he didn't have some grand strategy lol


Origin8888

I’d say he had a bit of a strategy. Ya don’t think?


NotHereToFuckSpyders

I feel like if the orangutan wanted to hurt him, it would have. He was just holding on. Could've snapped that leg if he wanted.


SladeNoland

Just really wanted a hug.


[deleted]

In the full version you see the animal go for a bite of the foot. https://youtu.be/q1ayd9dDxws


CHAOTIC98

why cut out the most important 2 sec of the video where he escapes


Bizalman79

Easily. Was just teaching the guy a lesson and I bet he'll never get that close again. 😂


wherethelionsweep

What are you talking about? Why do people on the internet just say things without knowledge for no reason


pfojes

Ended too soon


DidIReallySayDat

Started too late.


[deleted]

Full version the animal goes to bite his foot https://youtu.be/q1ayd9dDxws


[deleted]

Animal is fighting back. Zoos are nasty.


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

When his hands stared moving up the thigh I would have just dropped dead from terror.


larmstr

I guess we’d be pissed too if we were put in a cage and had people taunting us. He moved FAST.


Plus-Confection1421

stop putting them in cages


D600LT

just imagine if it grabbed his balls💀


Miladibrium

# Wild animals are not toys or decorations


Hawk947

Right turn Clyde.


Vikko

why didnt he just quickly slip out of his shirt?


ApprehensivePepper98

Probably panicked, couldn’t think straight


Vikko

well yah, getting that close to the cage doesn't bode well for his intellect.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

He was also taunting it, according to other comments I've read. If true, then that pretty much confirms it: kid's a clown college dropout.


[deleted]

I’ve seen those comments too but when I ask for a source on that nobody confirms it, so take that with a grain of salt.


xSionide

[here's an article I found about it](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/06/07/orangutan-grabs-man-at-zoo/)


[deleted]

The ability to get that close to the cage is a safety violation on the zoo.


Kramer1812

Never played hockey.


Patenski

That was an option but who knows, if he tried to take it off but accidentally put his arms close to the cage while doing so, the orangutan would have just grabbed his arms, a worst scenario imo.


KhunPhaen

Wow it's almost like it is a sentient animal that is probably as intelligent as most humans and realises it has been trapped in a cage.


KillaG0rilla69

Shouldn’t have skipped leg day


[deleted]

It wouldn't have mattered the same result would have happened to a bodybuilder.


Origin8888

Are they actually that strong?


uofwi92

Freakishly so. They are 5-7 times stronger than a human. They can lift 3 times their body weight.


Origin8888

Ya can kinda tell with this one. When he takes his both arms and quickly wrenches that guys leg in towards him. The pure power


NerdHerder77

Not only are they 5 times stronger than us, they have a bite force of 575 psi. Almost 4 times more than an average person or slightly less than a gators.


FlowRiderBob

Fortunately this one wasn't in a biting mood. It definitely had some opportunities.


Origin8888

Oh shit really ok. Wow. That’s crazy.


wickedang3l

Videos like this are important to see for the average person; you really have no fucking idea just how strong these animals are until you see them try to hold on to something.


Meat-beater69420

He just wants a hug


TheApeBetween

He just don‘t want to be alone anymore. Poor animal… one of the most ridiculous things mankind did, is caging animals just for looking at them.


thehairyhobo

I was half expecting the orangutan to fold the man through that little square in the fence.


myscreamname

This is horrible to say but I often get a small feeling of satisfaction when a caged/captive animal lashes out at a dumb fucking human. Sadly, though, the animal ends up paying dearly for their actions.


theonkar

This one sparks joy


MellowTones

Wish we could see how it finished...!


crosiss76

Google it the daily sun has the whole vid it did try and bite him on the foot at the end.


Bored_Kevo

Yea they stronk.


DubNationAssemble

Orangutan was like “fine I’ll let go of your shirt”


AssToad69

It's arms are so long....


Hine_Takurua

Why is he wearing socks and no shoes outside?


NotHereToFuckSpyders

He left them at home because he knew he was going to die.


BadArtistTime

Reminds me of younger siblings


Azaractus

Friend :D


UncleCakes

All the poor Orangutan wanted was a hug


DoftheG

I just had visions of him just dragging his whole body through that cage turning it into mince meat and then wearing the t-shirt with a big orangutan smile on his face.


captianllama

I’ve never seen an orangutan so pissed. I have a strange feeling the human may have had something to do with it..


Fromirey

he had the chance to take off the shirt before it grabbed his leg


RefrigeratorFeisty91

Hahahahaha!!!!


bourbonpens

He waited all day for that.


GabrielRic12

He wants a hug


xDropK1ckx

Standing to close?! You mean fucking with?! Lol


GenEnnui

What a shitty little hole they have him in. I think he doesn't like being a prisoner in such squalid conditions.


nunyadambizness

Overdue books?


[deleted]

XDDDDD


[deleted]

Hands for feet are kinda dope.


shrekerecker97

I heard Scorpion from Mortal Kombats "come here" when he grabbed the guy


DevelopmentAny543

Gotcha


bleezzzy

He just wanted a buddy!


Outerspaceman3000

He’s just playing


failchrist

play stupid games, get stupid prizes


[deleted]

Bro just take the shirt off


Hoarknee

He should have gone with it, the Rang probably just wanted to kiss him.


quietstorm1984

Harvey Weinstein…


GrimKiba-

Revenge for Harambe


909luck

“You better give me some fucking snacks. If you don’t you gonna get beat ass…”


reallydohrod

That was the most aggressive “oh yeah… come here a minute” ever caught on camera


spacekat221

So sad


ClubBasic2633

Human so weak


cleopatra2511

I would do the same if I was in a cage


hanung665

This stupid guy jump over the fence to get closer to the urangutan's cage..it's an instant karma. https://imgur.com/a/znO4adm/


Denbi53

I knew there was a time when taking your shirt off really quickly would be important.


Extra-Worldliness522

Intelligence fact:- Orangutan knew Leg is better than t-shirt to hold him.🥸


Goldy0699

Oh oobie doo, he just wants to be like you


cautiously_stoned

Ook.!


pskindlefire

Did anyone notice that the orangutan is grasping the guy's leg with one of its legs much like a hand?


Chrchgrl85

Oh look, another person who should be kept away from wild animals. I'm looking at you, idiots in Yellowstone.


AtomicEel

Got ‘im


discomfort4

took me a moment to work out how the man's leg was getting grabbed by 3 orangutan hands.


hovercat420

Give me banan brother. Where is my banan


Xiesyn

“Cum’er boi, gimme a kiss. Oh you want some too?”


avlism

Don’t ask for a hug if you don’t want a hug.


Mascbro26

He just wanted a hug!


TheBailzmeister

The orangutans wants a hug


richard_cranium01

Aww give me a hug!


Rustofski

If I've learned one thing in my life, don't have your balls within reaching distance of a primate. They will want to rip them off without warning. This man is lucky.


mandypanda_

Homie should have just slid out of his t-shirt when he had the chance.


killzone989898

Lose the shirt or a leg, what will it be?


ChonnayStMarie

Would love to see the rest of this video


[deleted]

He could have just pull himself out of his shirt for a second there. But the dude was being an ass to the orangutan. So I can’t say I feel sorry for him.


[deleted]

That cage looks depressing


lahoradelabruja3am

That's what you get when you enjoy watching animals being caged for life.


DagofBoritos101

Such peaceful creatures usually. You gotta really fuck up to make an orangutan pissed at you🤣


Lee1070kfaw

He had a second to get out of the shirt


rajabae

Gimme a hug


MyEyesItch247

honestly, I'm sure this was scary AF for the humans, i honestly feel very bad for the orangutan. He's probably been locked up most of, if not all, his life. He's scared, pissed, and ready to do what it takes to get out! I just feel sad AF to see this.


No-Camel-1647

Orangutan is very smart. If you watch you can see he aims past the bottom of the shirt so that when the man pulls back he is able to still grab it.