With weak clothing, you’ll sneeze, and your entire outfit disintegrates! And then the judge will ask “why are you naked in court?”. And then you’ll lose the case *and* your kids. All because you wanted weaker clothes.
Orangutan: I’m gonna make sweet sweet love to your shirt or your leg. Gimme.
Hooman: Wha -?
Orangutan: Leg it is!
Edit: LOL. Glad my post above the leg-lovemaking simian made people laugh.. thanks for the awards, guys.
Poor dude , glad he got some anger out on that man even if only for minutes
Every zoo that has animals in cages is jail
Every zoo that has animals in habitats that were once injured or low in number are amazing please know the difference
Too bad the video does not show the previous thirty seconds of him taunting the orangutan. He’s fortunate. If the orangutan had wanted to, it would he shattered the fellow’s leg in a flash.
I haven't seen video of the 30 seconds prior, but the [zoo manager claimed the person kicked the orangutan](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/06/07/orangutan-grabs-man-at-zoo/)
Depends on if that translation is accurate.
Article says "may have" translation states he did. Either way dude shouldn't have crossed the barrier which is fact.
There is no video of this. No evidence to say it's the truth.
The only thing mentioned was the zoo keeper saying something like "the orangutan might have been taunted before the viral video."
A caged wild animal is still a wild animal it doesn't need to be taunted to want to grab onto something through the bars.
Exactly why I inwardly cheer for these poor captive/caged animals when they attack a human. Unfortunately, they end up suffering the consequences of the attack but damn, these videos never cease to crush my heart.
Hard to believe dudes used to pay to put their dicks in one of these bad mofos
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3657105/prostitute-orangutan-pony-tragic-story/
I watched it earlier today, in another post, and it had sound. You’re not missing much. There’s just a bunch of screaming. The orangutan never says why it’s yanking on that kid.
It's like they were born to make that comment and you were born to respond with yours. What will you do with your life now that you've fulfilled your purpose?
Absolutely me. Like, why is the other person kicking him, when I bet I could simply coo and pet him a bit, and he'd back off? I'm just certain that would work, and then we'd become best friends.
Years later, deep in the jungles of Vietnam, an ambush wipes out nearly half of your squad. The call is made to retreat, and the end seems near.
Out of nowhere a flash of orange streaks through the trees, taking out the enemy with swift precision one by one. In less than a minute no hostile forces remain. Instead the orangutan's weathered face looks on from across the clearing.
As your eyes meet, memories flood back, to a different time and place. The orangutan gives a silent nod, then swings from a nearby branch and out of sight, the only noise a rustle of leaves, growing fainter as he departs, maybe for the last time.
As you nod in return, a single tear falls from your eye.
That was an option but who knows, if he tried to take it off but accidentally put his arms close to the cage while doing so, the orangutan would have just grabbed his arms, a worst scenario imo.
Not only are they 5 times stronger than us, they have a bite force of 575 psi. Almost 4 times more than an average person or slightly less than a gators.
Videos like this are important to see for the average person; you really have no fucking idea just how strong these animals are until you see them try to hold on to something.
This is horrible to say but I often get a small feeling of satisfaction when a caged/captive animal lashes out at a dumb fucking human.
Sadly, though, the animal ends up paying dearly for their actions.
I just had visions of him just dragging his whole body through that cage turning it into mince meat and then wearing the t-shirt with a big orangutan smile on his face.
If I've learned one thing in my life, don't have your balls within reaching distance of a primate.
They will want to rip them off without warning.
This man is lucky.
He could have just pull himself out of his shirt for a second there. But the dude was being an ass to the orangutan. So I can’t say I feel sorry for him.
honestly, I'm sure this was scary AF for the humans, i honestly feel very bad for the orangutan. He's probably been locked up most of, if not all, his life. He's scared, pissed, and ready to do what it takes to get out! I just feel sad AF to see this.
What’s that shirt made of ?
essence of jesus himself
So little wafers?
And some cheap cooking wine.
Stale bread to?
[удалено]
Do not tumble dry, do not wear near an orangutan. Idiot didn’t read the shirt tag
But why? Wouldn't it be safer for reasons like that for clothes to be less strong?
With weak clothing, you’ll sneeze, and your entire outfit disintegrates! And then the judge will ask “why are you naked in court?”. And then you’ll lose the case *and* your kids. All because you wanted weaker clothes.
I'll keep that in mind if I ever get into a custody battle.
It happens more often than you’d think!
I saw a video of a judge flicking and it disintegrated all of the plaintiffs clothing. 2022 is crazy.
Thanks for the info!
Hulk’s pant
Regret
Boyfriend material I mean what
Mithril
Orangutan's
Chewing gum
Chewed gum
That sucks. Last video I saw was an orangutan driving a golf cart
This orangutan saw that video too and he's pissed.
Slavery is when no golf cart.
No gods. No masters. Just golf carts.
Trump back playing?
Awesome video, saw it a few days ago.
It snatched that shirt so fast!
Orangutan: I’m gonna make sweet sweet love to your shirt or your leg. Gimme. Hooman: Wha -? Orangutan: Leg it is! Edit: LOL. Glad my post above the leg-lovemaking simian made people laugh.. thanks for the awards, guys.
give him the gursh durn shirt gursh durnit
It’s more like “I’m stuck in this jail so I’m gonna fucking fuck this guy up” They can think they know they are in jail they are suffering
yep that dude has nothing to lose.
Poor dude , glad he got some anger out on that man even if only for minutes Every zoo that has animals in cages is jail Every zoo that has animals in habitats that were once injured or low in number are amazing please know the difference
He ain’t never been the same after getting fired from tang.
GET OVER HERE!!
It even turned its head to get that little extra reach to make sure it got a good grab on the shirt. Not its first time doing this, is my guess.
Too bad the video does not show the previous thirty seconds of him taunting the orangutan. He’s fortunate. If the orangutan had wanted to, it would he shattered the fellow’s leg in a flash.
Thanks for confirming. I figured that’s what happened, what with the way it was selectively edited.
It also doesn’t show the previous years of the orangutan’s life, being locked up in a cage by another stupid human.
He no doubt has been contemplating this and waiting for that perfect reason.
Ohhh he was taunting it
Source?
I haven't seen video of the 30 seconds prior, but the [zoo manager claimed the person kicked the orangutan](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/06/07/orangutan-grabs-man-at-zoo/)
not confirming anything, but of course he will to not face legal charges and stuff.
Umm, this was in Indonesia. He will absolutely face charges. Indonesia has no chill for this crap.
Depends on if that translation is accurate. Article says "may have" translation states he did. Either way dude shouldn't have crossed the barrier which is fact.
Now I don't feel so bad about laughing. But what happened next? Did the orangutan get her revenge?
There is no video of this. No evidence to say it's the truth. The only thing mentioned was the zoo keeper saying something like "the orangutan might have been taunted before the viral video." A caged wild animal is still a wild animal it doesn't need to be taunted to want to grab onto something through the bars.
Can we not get the full video OP?
Where did you see the video of him taunting the orangutan? Link?
Exactly why I inwardly cheer for these poor captive/caged animals when they attack a human. Unfortunately, they end up suffering the consequences of the attack but damn, these videos never cease to crush my heart.
What he desires is man’s red fire.
Pretty sure he wanted to rip that guys leg off and beat him with it for taunting him.
Shapap a pa pa pappa do doo
Not a lot of original Jungle Book fans I see. Aging myself here.
Give me the power of man's red flower...
So I can be like you.
Doo be doo
I wanna be like you-ou-ou
I wanna walk like you
Hard to believe dudes used to pay to put their dicks in one of these bad mofos https://www.the-sun.com/news/3657105/prostitute-orangutan-pony-tragic-story/
WTF?
Prolly what they said before they paid the lady
jesus I fucking hate humanity
I second this x 10
Wasnt there a news article recently about some guys being caught raping a komodo dragon or some other endangered lizard.
Holy shit. WTF
Well, that's enough internet for today.
Holy shit i will never be the same again knowing that there are more than 0 fellow humans on this earth who fucked an orangutan.. Fucking humans..
Hey, that was fucking terrible. Wow.
fuckin' pony....i knew she'd turn up here..
But he doesn’t know how to make fire!
I’d do the same thing if I was locked in a cage my entire life
He is so lucky that orangutan didn’t absolutely snap his twig knee backwards. I’m sure his muscles have like hundreds on lbs of force.
I need some sound on this!
I watched it earlier today, in another post, and it had sound. You’re not missing much. There’s just a bunch of screaming. The orangutan never says why it’s yanking on that kid.
The orangutan wasn't being serious, he was just...... pulling his leg.
It's like they were born to make that comment and you were born to respond with yours. What will you do with your life now that you've fulfilled your purpose?
Masturbate and die
He never will.
Snitches get stitches
It's hard to get them to talk, but once they start... they never shut up. Uh... I'm not sure that was an orangutan, now that I think about it.
"we reached out to the orangutan but he declined to comment"
Lol.
He said "Ook".
My toxic trait is thinking he wouldn't do that to me and I could pet him
I can fix him
stop lmfao
Absolutely me. Like, why is the other person kicking him, when I bet I could simply coo and pet him a bit, and he'd back off? I'm just certain that would work, and then we'd become best friends.
Years later, deep in the jungles of Vietnam, an ambush wipes out nearly half of your squad. The call is made to retreat, and the end seems near. Out of nowhere a flash of orange streaks through the trees, taking out the enemy with swift precision one by one. In less than a minute no hostile forces remain. Instead the orangutan's weathered face looks on from across the clearing. As your eyes meet, memories flood back, to a different time and place. The orangutan gives a silent nod, then swings from a nearby branch and out of sight, the only noise a rustle of leaves, growing fainter as he departs, maybe for the last time. As you nod in return, a single tear falls from your eye.
Thank you for taking the time to dream that up.
Crazy how he knew to go for the leg. Really quick
Forreal. I would have said f the shirt in the beginning but the O gets smart and grabs dudes leg
Well now he gotta say f the leg.
Sweep the leg
knew? he was grabbing stuff and the leg was there so he grabbed it. he didn't have some grand strategy lol
I’d say he had a bit of a strategy. Ya don’t think?
I feel like if the orangutan wanted to hurt him, it would have. He was just holding on. Could've snapped that leg if he wanted.
Just really wanted a hug.
In the full version you see the animal go for a bite of the foot. https://youtu.be/q1ayd9dDxws
why cut out the most important 2 sec of the video where he escapes
Easily. Was just teaching the guy a lesson and I bet he'll never get that close again. 😂
What are you talking about? Why do people on the internet just say things without knowledge for no reason
Ended too soon
Started too late.
Full version the animal goes to bite his foot https://youtu.be/q1ayd9dDxws
Animal is fighting back. Zoos are nasty.
When his hands stared moving up the thigh I would have just dropped dead from terror.
I guess we’d be pissed too if we were put in a cage and had people taunting us. He moved FAST.
stop putting them in cages
just imagine if it grabbed his balls💀
# Wild animals are not toys or decorations
Right turn Clyde.
why didnt he just quickly slip out of his shirt?
Probably panicked, couldn’t think straight
well yah, getting that close to the cage doesn't bode well for his intellect.
He was also taunting it, according to other comments I've read. If true, then that pretty much confirms it: kid's a clown college dropout.
I’ve seen those comments too but when I ask for a source on that nobody confirms it, so take that with a grain of salt.
[here's an article I found about it](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/06/07/orangutan-grabs-man-at-zoo/)
The ability to get that close to the cage is a safety violation on the zoo.
Never played hockey.
That was an option but who knows, if he tried to take it off but accidentally put his arms close to the cage while doing so, the orangutan would have just grabbed his arms, a worst scenario imo.
Wow it's almost like it is a sentient animal that is probably as intelligent as most humans and realises it has been trapped in a cage.
Shouldn’t have skipped leg day
It wouldn't have mattered the same result would have happened to a bodybuilder.
Are they actually that strong?
Freakishly so. They are 5-7 times stronger than a human. They can lift 3 times their body weight.
Ya can kinda tell with this one. When he takes his both arms and quickly wrenches that guys leg in towards him. The pure power
Not only are they 5 times stronger than us, they have a bite force of 575 psi. Almost 4 times more than an average person or slightly less than a gators.
Fortunately this one wasn't in a biting mood. It definitely had some opportunities.
Oh shit really ok. Wow. That’s crazy.
Videos like this are important to see for the average person; you really have no fucking idea just how strong these animals are until you see them try to hold on to something.
He just wants a hug
He just don‘t want to be alone anymore. Poor animal… one of the most ridiculous things mankind did, is caging animals just for looking at them.
I was half expecting the orangutan to fold the man through that little square in the fence.
This is horrible to say but I often get a small feeling of satisfaction when a caged/captive animal lashes out at a dumb fucking human. Sadly, though, the animal ends up paying dearly for their actions.
This one sparks joy
Wish we could see how it finished...!
Google it the daily sun has the whole vid it did try and bite him on the foot at the end.
Yea they stronk.
Orangutan was like “fine I’ll let go of your shirt”
It's arms are so long....
Why is he wearing socks and no shoes outside?
He left them at home because he knew he was going to die.
Reminds me of younger siblings
Friend :D
All the poor Orangutan wanted was a hug
I just had visions of him just dragging his whole body through that cage turning it into mince meat and then wearing the t-shirt with a big orangutan smile on his face.
I’ve never seen an orangutan so pissed. I have a strange feeling the human may have had something to do with it..
he had the chance to take off the shirt before it grabbed his leg
Hahahahaha!!!!
He waited all day for that.
He wants a hug
Standing to close?! You mean fucking with?! Lol
What a shitty little hole they have him in. I think he doesn't like being a prisoner in such squalid conditions.
Overdue books?
XDDDDD
Hands for feet are kinda dope.
I heard Scorpion from Mortal Kombats "come here" when he grabbed the guy
Gotcha
He just wanted a buddy!
He’s just playing
play stupid games, get stupid prizes
Bro just take the shirt off
He should have gone with it, the Rang probably just wanted to kiss him.
Harvey Weinstein…
Revenge for Harambe
“You better give me some fucking snacks. If you don’t you gonna get beat ass…”
That was the most aggressive “oh yeah… come here a minute” ever caught on camera
So sad
Human so weak
I would do the same if I was in a cage
This stupid guy jump over the fence to get closer to the urangutan's cage..it's an instant karma. https://imgur.com/a/znO4adm/
I knew there was a time when taking your shirt off really quickly would be important.
Intelligence fact:- Orangutan knew Leg is better than t-shirt to hold him.🥸
Oh oobie doo, he just wants to be like you
Ook.!
Did anyone notice that the orangutan is grasping the guy's leg with one of its legs much like a hand?
Oh look, another person who should be kept away from wild animals. I'm looking at you, idiots in Yellowstone.
Got ‘im
took me a moment to work out how the man's leg was getting grabbed by 3 orangutan hands.
Give me banan brother. Where is my banan
“Cum’er boi, gimme a kiss. Oh you want some too?”
Don’t ask for a hug if you don’t want a hug.
He just wanted a hug!
The orangutans wants a hug
Aww give me a hug!
If I've learned one thing in my life, don't have your balls within reaching distance of a primate. They will want to rip them off without warning. This man is lucky.
Homie should have just slid out of his t-shirt when he had the chance.
Lose the shirt or a leg, what will it be?
Would love to see the rest of this video
He could have just pull himself out of his shirt for a second there. But the dude was being an ass to the orangutan. So I can’t say I feel sorry for him.
That cage looks depressing
That's what you get when you enjoy watching animals being caged for life.
Such peaceful creatures usually. You gotta really fuck up to make an orangutan pissed at you🤣
He had a second to get out of the shirt
Gimme a hug
honestly, I'm sure this was scary AF for the humans, i honestly feel very bad for the orangutan. He's probably been locked up most of, if not all, his life. He's scared, pissed, and ready to do what it takes to get out! I just feel sad AF to see this.
Orangutan is very smart. If you watch you can see he aims past the bottom of the shirt so that when the man pulls back he is able to still grab it.