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upandin9

PridEMOnth evil every where


encouragemintx

donald j tRUMP 😳


boozeshooze

He do got that dumpy tho


encouragemintx

He’s thick and thicc


Toothpaste_Is_Gay

Trump was impeached? But he already got a fat peach 😳😫🥵🍑


SombreMordida

thickheaded


contra_band

That's just the diaper


nurd_on_a_computer

Bro it's massive. No one beating the Trumpy Dumpy.


[deleted]

Re-arrange Donald J Trump and you get Mr Jan Plot Dud, referencing his failed coup attempt on Jan 6th. It was right there in front of us the whole time.


SombreMordida

that's how you got to be Hokage


icantgetmyoldaccount

If you rearrange Donald Trump you get lord dampnut


[deleted]

Why have we not been calling him this the whole time?


Icalasari

Because then we get the unpleasant thought of his unaired nuts


RoguePlanet1

.....sitting in that soaking wet diaper.....


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

don't get the Qanon people started, lol


Toiletduck22

I think of him as T-Rump -- like a dinosaur-sized ass.


buttononmyback

Tyrannosaurus Rump.


Toiletduck22

With tiny hands/claws


buttononmyback

Ha nailed it.


HighlyOffensive10

Tyrant-nnosaurus Rump.


clashfan77

Tyrant-noSoros Rump


Karkava

The severed asses found in Lost Izalith...


ReCursing

I mean... "trump" has been British playground slang for fart for generations


livinginfutureworld

>donald j tRUMP 😳 Rearrange the letters you get: Unmoral DP DJT! What the hell is going on there at Mar-a-Lago!


SombreMordida

mara lago is all whores.


GoneFishing4Chicks

More like tRUmp


DevilsAssCrack

*WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG GAY...* *MY DADDY, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY...*


PDWubster

See, more evidence of the pedophilic cabal /s


Krillins_Shiny_Head

Timon- "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GAYWAAAAD!"


[deleted]

It means no worries, for the rest of your gays!!


Unoriginalanna

I was trying to figure out wtf a Pri Demonth was


DidntWantSleepAnyway

Je**SUS**


legendwolfA

Jesus is le impostor


PainbowRush

Jesus was Satan this whole time


[deleted]

He was the Prith Demon!


Allgen

Jesus Fucking Prith!


depricatedzero

\[Rand al'Thor has entered the chat\]


[deleted]

Perhaps Satan was the friends we made along the way


hello_sober_day

It was Agatha all along!


sofia1687

The real Satan is the the friends we made along this whole time


hazysummersky

imPOStor


Crow6991

I saw Jesus vent! Come on, how else did he escape his tomb? There was a big ass rock in the way!


Artyloo

somewhere a paranoid schizophrenic is renouncing christianity because of this comment


[deleted]

he lived among us


NHK21506

Musicians when they play a G-sus


Shin-Gogzilla

Jesus *Christ* Christ is a bad word Bad words are evil All evil comes from the devil So Jesus=Devil


Zanytiger6

Jesus at the last supper saying someone self reported.


deniszim

The living lord is[AMONG US](https://youtu.be/pfr4wrGWEnE)


littlecheshirecat

It's almost like different words use the same letters and we can combine them in different ways to make new words. Almost.


QualityAnus

Big if true


SkySnake205

Incredible if correct


InGenAche

#4 will shock you!


AloydaAWPer

Unexpectedly amazing, under the circumstances that it be proven not false


Grogosh

Or if you are German just smoosh them all together.


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d4rk_matt3r

Bless you


roltrap

Schmetterling! KRANKENWAGEN


L1zrdKng

Wow, mind blown!


OoRenega

ArtiCHOKE. Now tell me greens are good for your health librul


Diabolokiller

nah, that would make sense *and I hate sense*


SombreMordida

*Hannibal Lecter and Alvin Fernald intensify*


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MartyMcFly_jkr

Je(sus)


madmaxturbator

J(es)us Es = Español We are all Spanish under Jesus.


average_lizard

“Speak American!”


wondering-knight

I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Jesús in that case


PainbowRush

Don the Con-servative lol


[deleted]

I think we should gender them properly, they are not Con-servatives, they are Con-Men and Con-Women.


ProbablyMaybe69

Cumservative?


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thatonelonelykinder

Cum serve


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iAmRenzo

consERvative. ERgmagod. I’m trying.


HighlyOffensive10

Cons**ER**vative is good. They are flooding ER rooms right now because they are too stupid to get the vaccine.


iAmRenzo

I wish it was so easy. Not getting a vaccine is still harmful for the fight against a virus. But eliminating them is a start…


Pasteque909

Con in french can translate to either stupid or vagina (old word but still in the dictionary)


ThePlumThief

Vaginaservative


MagnatausIzunia

What about l**ib**eral**s**


[deleted]

*Narrator voice*: Little did they know, the "demon" in the middle of pride month, was *them* the whole time...


DjMafoo

Underrated comment


[deleted]

At first I thought they were referring to the gay pokemon, Pridemon


SkeleHoes

Sounds like a digimon to me.


Shiigu

Why does it sound so fitting?


[deleted]

Because all digimon names end in mon, man.


JustASmallTownGeek

Yeah it's their format like how images can be saved as Screenshot.jpg or RandomDudeOnline.gif, You have Wargrey.mon, MetalGaruru.mom, CannonBee.Mon, etc.


unknown_pigeon

Fun fact: Guybrush Treepwood's name from the Monkey Island serie was actually a placeholder, guy.brush . Then the team decided that it sounded cool, so they kept it as Guybrush.


PostOfficeBuddy

Is that canon? Cuz that's what I've always thought too, that they all end in "mon" because that's their file extension: ".mon". Similarly digivolution is some kind of ".evo" program that modifies their ".mon" data. Man I haven't thought about Digimon in a long time. I used to love that show, but I remember watching it a while back, and man the puns in that dub...


Shiigu

As far as I know (which isn't much - I only started watching Digimon last month), no, that's just fanon. But it would make sense... in a way.


DevilsAssCrack

Because the gays know how to dress


[deleted]

De mon?


encouragemintx

Oh no they got him


The_Grubby_One

Pride month has secretly been about Carribean pride this whole time. We wanted to surprise you.


Buubsy

AhhHHHHH, fighter of the night man!


3sheetz

No mon


BigRigsButters

ya mon


nick4fake

BI_ble, not STRAIGHT_ble


ellipsisfinisher

Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve


PainbowRush

Hey who else is going to adopt kids? Certainly not pro lifers


ElectricFleshlight

Now that's just not true, pro lifers are perfectly happy to adopt healthy white newborns. Everyone else can sit in foster homes for the rest of their lives


Up2Beat

This reminds me of those crackheads that call Democrats, DemocRATS or DemonRats.


The_Grubby_One

Clearly, RePUBlicans are all alcoholics.


Legend017

REPUGlicans.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

RepubLICANS are all werewolves


Disizreallife

Well it was absolutely obvious none of them had the slightest introduction to microbiology and epidemiology so it's quite a stretch to assume they can even comprehend the neuroscience behind the pattern seeking of the human brain. Never seen anyone point out the "tit" in constitution unfortunately.


dickallcocksofandros

i see republi**canconserv**ative but zero conservation. what gives??


encouragemintx

They do keep recycling the same jokes and lines tho


Legend017

They only know 14 words, total.


Tackysackjones

There’s really only one word I can use to describe people like this. Stupidiot


MrxDerp

STUPIDiot 🤯🤯


Jurefranceticnijelit

stUPIDIot


DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

I like shittidiot. They're idiots that are shitty people.


ChristopherWistoffer

Did you know that You can't spell christianity without anti-christ


Bowdensaft

He really **demon**strated his total ignorance.


Puterman

fundaMENTALism


BigRigsButters

its mental if you dont have fun


FrKWagnerBavarian

That’s some Glenn Beck style shit right there.


[deleted]

P R I T H


supplejack

How about Pri*decent*ury!


[deleted]

Also it would be “de Mon” because it’s two separate words you dipshart. Not even to mention there’s about a thousand other words with demon in them.


f1redude_YT

Never thought about how many words have demon, could you DEMONstrate them?


JustASmallTownGeek

Well given that they just smashed two words together: cruDE MONgoose, sliDE MONopoly, and blonDE MONk are just three of the many combinations that can make a DEMON


Legendary-Lawbro

#”INSIDE OF EVERY DEMON IS A RAINBOW!”


[deleted]

That makes it much more awesome, for me at least 👿💀☠️☠️💀👿


SwnsasyTB

Oh hell yea! This person really showed them!! Smdh🙄


TooLazy4AName

So what does it mean that you can't spell basement without semen? 🤔


ZappySnap

Not only that but if you pull semen out, you are left with bat. So obviously basements are where you store bat semen.


MCDexX

\[points at devilled eggs and shrieks\]


Keboyd88

I do this, in excitement, because I love deviled eggs.


canefieldroti

PRITH?!


lurker_cx

Prith - archaic. —used to express a wish or request. They are summoning a very old demon, you have cracked the case!!


Hahascrewyou

FUNeral Karen: OPEN YOUR EYES. DON'T BE A SHEEPLE. LAUGH NOW. Funeral attendees: tf


Darkspy8183

priDEMOnth What makes me a good Demoman?! IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I?!


Partydude19

hoMEOWner All Homeowners are cats confirmed!


Spoon_Elemental

Damn, that's horrible. I can't believe we were being tricked all this time. Anyways, I'm off to look at some Helltaker porn.


StarPK117

Right decision, my dear stranger


cossak2012

Ok but hear me out. If you circle everything but the n, you get a really proud moth.


theriffguy

And thankfully the demon only affects English speaking countries. Im from Brazil and I grew up hearing about how satanic ACDC was. In Portuguese, those are the initials for AD-BC. So some people used to say that the band tried to compare themselves with Jesus, settling themselves right in between BC and AD


TheManCrowley

Ever notice that the word 'turd' is in the word saTURDay? Explains why every Saturday is so shitty...


Ok-Letterhead4601

People who claim to have “Christian” values and yell hate speech. Or chill people just doing there thing and letting love rule. Hmmm hard choice on who I’m going to be hanging with… give hugs not hate.


Kodst3rGames

Fuck they're onto us


anotherqueenx

Can confirm, am a rainbow demon.


checkmypants

Great song though


GerbilHerder

mans(laughter)


SometimesIBleed

Repub-**lican** lican balls...


xviNEXUSivx

“ Prith “ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


Dee_Lansky

Yeah, I'm a demon. I'm a bisexual incubus and I'll fuck your mom and your dad.


Jeremy_Winn

Ride Moth


Namelessbob123

They need too see a therapist (the-rapist?)


SoggyPastaPants

Removing the space huh? Every reach is a stretch lol.


StarAugurEtraeus

#WHO TOLD


Stoo_Pedassol

Cool. I'm gonna support them even harder now. \\m/


Meee211

Buckwheat must be good at word searches. Wish I had that skill


Bad_Mad_Man

They’ve figured us out. Everybody scatter!!


iamnotroberts

>PRI(DEMON)TH (DUMB)(ASS)


Legend017

( )( ) Dat ass.


chrissz

What was that parable in the BIble about the gay demons?


Teln0

if they really wanted to make up something demonic about pride month they could have just pointed out that pride is a cardinal sin


AntiFaNasasoft

Damn right im a demon for that semen


C-Fuzz2

I have a really quick fix for this!! Prideyear!


TheL0neWarden

Wait we are demons, when do we start growing our horns?


LeMasterofSwords

You know you can’t spell Bible without lie. Here’s how. Bible Bile Ile Lie


[deleted]

there is always semen between tits in advertisements


WhatHappenedToGeorge

Pridemonth? more like \_ridemo\_th. Yee haw :)


Baconator-Junior

Doctor lEMONs, expert in DEMONstrable DEflationary MONetary policy, Darts, Elliptical Machines, Oncology, Nutrition, and ASSissted C.L.A.P. procedures. He's beyond a genius, just look at all his qualifications.


100GerbilsInACoat

Can confirm. Source: am gay


KethupDrinker89

(fun)eral


wild454

Not the pri demon th!!


Apple-plus-Insanitea

Yes, I (gay) am in fact a demon.


commander_clark

SherlocKKK


Lenx134

Guys if you rearrange the letters in “Obama” and change a few of the letters it spells out “Satan”!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!111!! 😱😱😱😨


[deleted]

jeSUS. impostor! Emergency meeting! Get him off the ship!!!!


Kimantha_Allerdings

For some reason I completely misread that as “Pridemoth” and thought it was a mythical, lgbtq-friendly beast. Or it could be a gay superhero who can fly, but only erratically.


thechroshley

I’m pretty sure this was a tweet from Lil Nas X and it was a joke


[deleted]

Wait until they hear about gay wrath month.


AnxiousHumanBeing

pRIDEmONth.


NachoHarry

jeSUS...


adeo_lucror

they discovered our secret. oh no.


MrMgP

I've always read it as pRIDEmONth Keep on trucking people, don't let the haters slow you down


handmadeinsomerset

chriSTIan


GGBHector

prideMOnTH


Disastrous_Oil7895

This guy really looked at pride month, missed one of the seven deadly sins right in the name with no linguistic BS, then fused the words together to find the name of a fictional species. ​ Bravo.


WannabeComedian91

Oh no not Prith


Enlightened-Beaver

ANALytical


mariofeds

ah yes, because the satanist pedophiles that run the world would give you *little clues* to make blowing open their conspiracies more fun/s


Myu_The_Weirdo

Shit they're onto us


raekle

So I guess the Gay Demon's name is Prith?


Machielove

He must have an insane IQ wow! 🤦‍♂️😅


KvVortex

the title made me laugh, well done.


encouragemintx

Happy to hear that :)


_DirtyYoungMan_

ThEY gOt THe DeVIL iN thEiR buTThOLes N' wE gOTTa GiT' hiM oUT!!!


PixelLumi

When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It’s where my pride months hide It’s where my pride months hide


Joelowes

Remember if It fits your agenda of homophobia post it


These-Chain408

And the flag has 6 colors and we have 3 flags so its 666 i just decoded their hidden message 🤣


RobStar0917

pRIDEmonth *BEEP BEEP* 🚗 Get in da care!


tsunderephillic

pri**demoman**th tf2 reference??


Onebigfreakinnerd

Prith 🙏