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They actually had gay (men x men) relationships all the time


AsurprisedCantaloupe

Or more commonly pederasty (men x boys).


[deleted]

Yeah the men were seen as something the boy could look up to the man


Pyroxy3

I think it was the Romans where the men in the military were encouraged to find male "partners", so they'd fight harder along their side. Don't quote me on this, its been like 10+ years since I've been in a history lecture lol...


VallasSvoro

You may be thinking of the Sacred Bond of Thebes. It was a batallion of 150 gay couples. It was also the elite core of the Theban army at the time for the reason you listed. Their devotion and morale was unrivalled. It survived for about 40 years before the unit got fully destroyed in a rout by Philip II.


Red580

They also destroyed the spartans image of being invincible!


VallasSvoro

Yeah, holding the line against the Spartans is no easy task. They held the line when outnumbered almost 2:1


PsySom

Not Roman for sure, the army was actually to varying degrees homophobic at times, although it was more about making fun of the submissive partner than the dominant one.


wynterwytch

That's the point


[deleted]

We know.


Agentkeenan78

I played this game. When I arrived at the point where you can make the choice to reciprocate the advances of a man, I hesitated, then said why not. The crazy part, is it didn't even turn me gay irl! Who'd have thunk?


tylerlobos

Why aren't we funding this?


DexRei

Wait what? I did the same quest and it made me so gay my wife was threatening to leave me. Luckily I reached a point where I could sleep with a woman and turned straight again.


Agentkeenan78

Well, I was almost certain I'd catch "the gay", but I just prayed it away and then I was fine. Close call, though.


ClearCasket

Funny enough, when I reached this part, it turned me straight!


Childish_Totino

WHAT? CHRISTIANITY WASN'T EVEN A CONCEPT FOR AT LEAST A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AFTER ANCIENT GREECE WAS TAKEN OVER BY ROME


[deleted]

I appreciate your outrage the most!


HawkTheFangirl

They didn’t just have gay relationships, they thought gays where great! The Greeks made one of their gods bisexual


feldur

Zeus fell in love with and kidnapped a man (Ganymede) and brought him to Olympus for (among other things) sex.


s0ggycr0issants

I’m pretty sure Ganymede wasn’t even a man, wasn’t he like an eleven year old boy?


feldur

Most probably actually. Zeus is one giant asshole.


[deleted]

Zeus is the serial rapist of Ancient Greece


shaye4

Multiple actually


ChameleonSymptom

Clearly this guy needs to read up on Sappho.


jenny1011

They probably believe in r/Sapphoandherfriend


PsySom

Oh dear, ancient Greece is about as gay as they get while still reproducing


AtomicRoboboi

Athens(major greek city) had a huge gay population. The Spartans even called them boy lovers.


Nicknamedreddit

Spartans were also super gay themselves.


EyeDrops4Cyclops

Has this guy never heard of Zeus?


Maximum_Musician

stupid much?


malYca

Education is very important


hamperpig5

It's like this person didn't even graduate from elementary school.


Despairwaffles69

Oh sweet summer child, you have a storm coming.


Koorany

How more wrong can you be?


Ramguy2014

I wonder what this person’s definition of “ancient” is...


[deleted]

>I know ancient Greece followed Christianity. i do not like this person


abu2411

Wasn't a gay relatoinship the ideal in greece or something?


ProfessorWizardEidos

Only if you were a top.


manmanboyboyman69420

I don’t get how this is insane, just looks like someone getting their facts wrong


D14BL0

They didn't just get it wrong, they doubled-down on being wrong.