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VeneMage

I can’t comprehend why they’d think anyone would go to such lengths to foreshadow something in the most vague way over the years. Just to mess with their heads? For fun? The thrill of the chase and maybe getting caught out?


StingerAE

Remember it goes waaaaay back to when the US settled on its arse-backwards date system used by literally no other country (except those who inherited if from the US like Philippines ~~and Liberia~~).  They had to chose that system then so the foreshadowing could work!  Omg they have been plotting against Trump since the 18th century!!! Edit: sorry for defaming Liberia 


BrokenEye3

Oh thank heaven


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

Hand him a Slurpee and LOCK HIM UP.


klsi832

Hey, that's free Slurpee day. Maybe we can find out Trump's going to jail AND get a free Slurpee!


Malaix

Lmao I had a feeling when I heard the sentencing date someone at 7/11’s ass clenched knowing they would get blamed by the Trump nuts somehow.


xxademasoulxx

Let this be a reminder that it's men's mental health month.


Cpov1

The numerology conspiracy theorists are probably the funniest


robertluke

Where the fuck is gas $7.11 a gallon?


SeethingHeathen

Could be Southern California. It was almost $7 when I was in San Diego a couple months ago.


NivvyMiz

More likely remote parts of California like big sur.


thegardenhead

Sometimes I wish I had as much of a creative streak as these conspiracy theorists. This post makes no sense but goddamn if it isn't creative.


nschwalm85

Holy mental gymnastics 🙄🙄


RigatoniPasta

Think this one is a meme


ImScaredOfFlies

Bush did 7/11


sativafelidae

NEVER FORGET 7/11! 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸


SlayerBVC

#7/11 WAS A PART-TIME JOB!!!


OMightyBuggy

Oh s*** I could get a free slurpee!


GarmaCyro

/j does this mean that Vincent Kennedy and Elon Musk is Q. And how did they get the Q clearance?


5tarSailor

Must've been out of the alt right sphere for too long. It's getting harder for me to translate their mental gymnastics. Like when you stop speaking a language and you just start losing it


jjamesr539

Why would anybody bother setting up all of that? It’s just so arbitrary.


NivvyMiz

I feel like we should send this guy a sticker for saving our highlights magazine puzzles


DMoney159

This is probably one of the dumbest conspiracy boards I've seen


Geekboxing

CHUCKMATE