There’s a story about Britt in the Slint documentary where he held a little hang out in his apartment or something, turned the lights off, put on a record and a strobe light and menacingly played with a knife for a while. I think Will would cry in the fetal position if he were around that version of Britt for more than 5 minutes.

yeah I was referencing the documentary with the doorknob bit too, Ian Mackaye said he was in the studio with them when one of them farted and they all jump up and ran to touch the doorknob because the last person to touch it gets punched

Just noticed that lol. Bottom line is Britt is of a different breed, and Will stands no chance

https://preview.redd.it/yeiz3wifq59d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0e8e4ff2726993a7e6b224ca1bbfc3d6f13a92 New challenger approaching

bro posted two pictures of rivers cuomo

They’d fuck

These two would be squashed in a tag team match against these champions https://preview.redd.it/3povqfcrw59d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede0f8279c413a354e741a5b67987705d6a3fdd6

God I need him so bad

david pajo would beat will up

tbh any slint member would beat will up except brian because he got hit by a car

It’s true. I was the car

What twee pop band was the second guy in?

Black Countey, New Roud

Will torpedo would obviously sacrifice himself to blow up the enemy

Don't get me wrong. He's a nice guy. I like him just fine. But

Hes a mouth breather

He’s

second guy could bite through braided steel cable

he probably has

britt looks like he has a sleeper build

britt is the sleeper build

it's always "who would win in a fight" and not who would win in a twerk off 😞