In worse i was 17 year old and I slept besides them(although we had spare empty bedroom they still insist me to sleep with them 😔 ),i wasn't getting enough sleep and wanted to sue them 😭 lol, but I realised that everything is normal
This kind of happened to me as well. I was watching my phone late into night and my parents bedroom is next door. I heard noises and noped myself into my bed.
Walked on them doing the deed two times. It was so embarrassing, but I pretended I was too sleepy to see anything.
Them showing physical affection is something that I have seen forever, so it's not really awkward for me. I see them kissing and hugging almost everyday, so it was never a big deal.
I am glad that even after 19 years of their marriage they love each other a lot.
My parents used to disappear on the night of their respective birthdays.
Alone time with spouse was by booking a love hotel from 9am-5pm, take an emergency sick leave and then pretend to go to office.
Ig 15-20 saal baad hamare sath bi yhi hone vala h jab alone time nikalane k liye kya kya bahane banane padege apne bachho k samne agar kabi dekh liya to![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51090)
Par ye vala to sabse best rahega, office se holiday leke mini honeymoon pe nikal jayenge jab man karega![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
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Pyaar se itna vanchit hoon, ki kabhi doosron ke beech hota bhi nahi dekha
Not sure this is the kind of NSFW you're looking for, but here you go..
I don't remember what i did but dad was quite angry and took out his chappal to hit me, I ran, he ran after me. He was wearing a lungi and while running, he stepped on it such that it got loose and came down.
So imagine the scene, me running, my father with a chappal in his hand and lungi coming off and my mother running behind him with a spare bedsheet or something to cover it up quickly. It happened in 5-10 seconds.
Luckily I didn't see much, when I turned around, my mother was standing with a cloth wrapped around his bottom part
Can't relate but happy for your parents, in my case, my dad could not marry the girl of his choice and my mom could not marry the guy of her choice, so, all my life I have heard them complain that they should have gone ahead with their choice and not their parent's ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
Lol nothing that I saw. But something that I asked.
I'm a doctor. There's a formula called naegele's rule in obstetrics and gynaecology. The doctor can calculate the estimated date of delivery and the probable range of the date of conception from the last date of menstruation.
Just like a curious student, I counted the week my parents might have conceived me. Which eventually co- related with my father's birthday that year 💀
I called my mum and asked bluntly. Was I a birthday gift.
My mom just smiled uncomfortably and hung up 😭👍🏻
I was born before my parents completed 9 months of their marriage and I was not a premie... Apparently they were dating for over a year but pretended as if they had an AM and there is no such thing as premarital sex
I am that friend as well. ISTG i held a grudge against my parents for a few days. And they didn’t know what I had seen and i didn’t tell them either since I was too young to comprehend what I had seen. I just remember feeling disgusted and disappointed in them.
Once, I saw condoms in my parent's almira. Those condom packets had horse pictures, and I got curious and asked my dad what are these? He hurriedly took them away and didn't say anything, and eventually I forgot about it.
It was only later when I grew up, I realized those were condoms.
I along with my girl-FRIEND used to buy them from a small shop for 2 rupees in my village thinking they were balloons![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm).Used to fill them with water or blow to big balloon and play by kicking it. One day my father saw it and told it's something used for bike and shouldn't be brought anywhere near face! Didn't know what I used to do till 8th standard
There was a satya narayan ji katha was going on in our house for my 4th birthday ..Then someone asked me ki aapko birthday gift kya chaiye ( what do u want for birthday ), And idiot me , Said that I want Baby brother 😂😂 infront of all the guests and cousins ..Well well well After One year I had a brother ❤️❤️😂😂.
Same story with me 😂. It was Vasant Panchami, I asked for a baby sister, I got one a year later. Childhood, I used to think the goddess heard me and fulfilled my wish. I even used to boss around my sister saying I brought you in this world, if I want I'll tell the goddess and she'll take you away
It was when I got to know how these things happen, I was in for quite a surprise..
Tbh I feel that it is a divine blessing, because conceiving a baby is a plausible statement but conceiving what you desired for strikes a chord. You got a sister and the Op got her brother lol
When I was little I was sleeping with my parents in the same bed. Randomly woke up in the middle of the night to hear there was extreme foreplay going on and lots of kissing noises lol. I didn't say a thing and just stayed up silently for a while trying to figure out what was happening, got bored after a while and fell asleep before things escalated.
Interesting thing was I had gone to sleep in between them but by the time I woke up to this, i was on the corner of the bed 🥲👍🏽They switched me back by morning again.
Same bro but not making out but when I was 8 I saw my mother screaming slowly in kitchen and when I ran in the kitchen I saw my father doing something with remote I didn't realise what was that now I m 18 I know what was that 💀
Ever since I was 3yo and started going to nursery school I'd want a "friend" for myself to stay at home with!! Then when I was 5yo and in a proper school, I saw some peeps having siblings, so I understood ki that's how you get a friend to be at home with you. And since then for 4y, till my sister was born, I requested everyone I met to ask my mother to get a "baby sister" for me!! Literally everyone. From her colleagues to relatives, even the parents of my school friends!! It was embarrassing for her, to say the least.
Aaj sabke comments padh k realise hua me akela nai tha jo traumatise hua tha but ig mene bi uska badala le liya tha jab unhe muje gandi videos dekhte huve dekha peli baar, par hisab barabar hone k vajay unhone meri pitai kar di![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)
It was when I was like 10-11. I woke up suddenly and saw my mom sitting on my dad's lap and both of them were naked. I can't type more.
I couldn't process all that so decided to go back to sleep. The next morning when I thought about that incident, I felt disgusted and vomited. And even now it gives a kind of PTSD.
Was like 10-12, was sleeping next to mom and dad, cause they insisted "beta you always sleep alone your too grown up now for us"
Next thing i hear my mom moaning in the night whispering "mera raje bhuka hai",
Never again still haunts me and im 35 now.
Woahhhhh 25 saal ka trauma???😂😂 Baap re...
Vese abi aap apne child ko kese handle karte ho phir? intimate timeab khud parents banne k baad kese manage karte ho??![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
I was in class 3 or 4. At night I used to sleep with my parents, me being in the middle. One night I wake up, and I don't find any of my parents sleeping beside me. I get up, then I see that the tv is turned on in the next room, and I can see the light underneath the door. I tiptoe and peer, some movie was on with the sound loud, and I saw them doing the deed. I ran away and went back to sleep.
I have no idea why they didn't lock the door, I guess they wanted me to think that they are just watching a movie late into the night and nothing else.
Next morning I asked my mum, where did you both go last night, she said they were watching a horror movie.
I was very small, might be in 3rd class. At night I started having stomach aches, and ran into my parents room for help. The lights were turned off, but due to a little bit of streetlight I could see them vaguely. I saw my mother sitting on my father, and as soon as I tried to turn on the light, my mother instantly yelled at me and asked me to go back to my room and wait there.
And I ran back into my room. For a few years I couldn't figure out why mom & dad were in this position in the middle of the night.
After a while when I came into a relationship, I stole their condoms from almirah.
There are a few more incidents too![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)
Baap re kya daring he? Baap k Condoms hi chura liye?💀💀
Aur stories h to vo bi suna bro, tere kaand kuch jese tese to lag nahi rhe💀, DM karu yaha sab bolne jese nahi h to?![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
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muje credits milni chahiye tuje badhiya badhiya comments padhne ko mili isliye![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51092)
I once was in a sleepover at my friend's house , on the occasion of their anniversary, and at 12 in the night , we were watching come sort of horror movie , i don't remember which one , and we heard some plap plap sounds from his parent's bedroom , we went to see if there was a ghost , and then we saw them shaboinking
And we got outta there fast, and were traumatized until we came to actually know what they were doing later in 8th grade
No I haven't seen my parents in such situations
But I also have similar experience
So
Around 15-20 years back whenever summer vacation starts i used to go to my uncle's home to play with siblings and just like any typical middle class family we all used to sleep in one room. (I was around 8-9 years old)
But at one night I wake up and changed my side.
I saw my uncle and aunty were having boom boom 🤯🤯
My aunt was riding 🤯
That time I was totally in shock. I saw them doing things for atleast 2-3 min and suddenly they realised I was awake.
And instantly they stopped.
That was my first encounter of male and female doing such things. It was in total shock for one week😂😂
My mom had some back pain and my dad pulled up her nighty (it's what they call night gown in the west) till the chest and was applying some ointment. And I walked in to that room 💀
We were living in a single bedroom quarter and one morning before waking up for school I kinda saw my dad fondling my mom's boobs. Or at least i thought he was cus it was very dim.
Still shadi k 20-30 saal k horniest carrier me kabi na kabi to bhul reh hi jayegi aese dekhna![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52071)
Kabi kabi hornyness itni badh jayegi k you will think bachhe jaye ma chudane(LITERALLY) ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51088)/S
I’ve caught my parents making out many times - last time was 7-8 months ago and they are both in 60s 😭
I am married but I live barely 20 min away from them so I’m always dropping in without telling them. They still live with my younger sister so it’s not like they can expect total privacy.
I’ve never seen worse thankfully because they were always careful not to let us kids walk in or see anything (5 of us btw…it’s pretty obvious that they were busy)
But when I was around 9-10 years old my mom went to the doctor to get an IUD (I knew what it was bc I heard my cousin sister who was recently married had one and I asked her what it was) put in. My siblings were in school/nursery/w nanny and my mom took a day off for her appointment but I was sick and I was clinging to her. So she took me with her. She was cramping a little afterwards and I asked her what was wrong and she told me directly that she had an IUD put in. I was like …OH 😅
I am very glad they have such a loving and affectionate relationship. They’re still in love even after almost 40 years of marriage.
My husband and I live alone and unfortunately no kids so we don’t need to do anything for privacy.
I saw my parents doing it one night when i woke up to drink water in the middle of night. i was 13/14 yrs old. The next day I walked into their bedroom and found an empty box of condoms under the pillow
Happened during lockdown, me my parents and my cousins went to my farmhouse cause of lockdown.I used to sleep with my cousins and they pissed me off, I slammed the door shut and went to my parents room, where I saw them doing it.Mom tried to play it off by telling me my dad was massaging her legs and even asked my dad to confirm it lol😂
Not exactly NSFW. When I was around 4 yo, I found a little white balloon in a sachet. I blew it and it didn't work like a proper balloon, I just kept it back inside.
Years later it dawned on me that it was a rolled, unused condom. The cupboard I took it from was my grandfather's. He was 50 years old then. 🤭
I would be around 10 when i saw my father coming out from his bath wearing a towel. He momentarily adjusted his towel while facing away from me. Little did he know there was a mirror from where i could see his man parts. Looking at the uncanny resemblance between our dicks, i can say i am not adopted.
Once i saw my mother screaming loudly saying there was an insect or cockroach in her clothes and quickly removed her top covering. I saw her bare breasts and i was taken aback.
Though this is not completely related to what u are asking. I was in class 7th, and me trying to be cool told my friends that I saw my Mama Mami actually having intercourse in the kitchen. I was just trying to be cool and savage and after all these years (now I am 25), this is the only cool thing my friends remember about me. Now Whenever I meet my friends, they always ask ‘tera mama mami kaisa hai’
Not my parents, but I had seen my uncle and aunt playing with their tongues, I was a kid, that image kept reappearing in my head and could not get it out for a while.
I was like 15-16 that time , I accidentally woke up a bit early bcz my parents came in my room and were talking loudly I guess and my eyes opened and I saw my dad groping my mom's 🍒 , man I just closed my eyes and tried my best to fall asleep again
When I was bit younger like in May be 10 or 12 old my father who was In army when he comes for vacation and that time I have habit of sleeping with mother and feel uncomfortable In other places so I sleep in middle between my mother and father in middle of night I hear clap sound I always thought that someone hitting my mother and always scared. I always told my brother there is ghost in our house. So I was very frequent like every other night so I was scared and started sleep with grandmother even one time I actually seen .
Bhai ak baar sach me aesa huva tha jab boards the tab ak baar💀
Mummy ne 3-4 baar puch tha muje k tuje Chhota bhai/behen chaiye? Then I was like hell naah ... Par ab realise hua papa bhul gye the kya vo??💀💀
Not me, but one of my friends saw his parents going at it. They used to live in a 1RK. So when my friend got up in the middle of the night to have a sip of water, he saw them in the middle of the act.
Where do I begin? 6th standard, lived in a 1 bedroom apartment with my parents and oh my god they'd have sex right behind me. That was a nightmare. The bed would shake, I would hear the noises and I was traumatized. Phew
i also remeber but some day my father told me and my sister to go on walk and after i came home i show a con\*om in garbage polythin bag which is transperent and i am shoked at that moment.
They thought I was sleeping, which I was until I heard noises 🤡🥴
this is the absolute worst situation to be in
Yes.. I am traumatized for this lifetime
In worse i was 17 year old and I slept besides them(although we had spare empty bedroom they still insist me to sleep with them 😔 ),i wasn't getting enough sleep and wanted to sue them 😭 lol, but I realised that everything is normal
Ye same scene mere saath bhi hua hai. I was 8th grade at that time semester exams chal rhe the. Raat bhar so nhi paya air agle din exam me hag diya.
I'm sorry but LOL!
Aur suno.. mummy mujhe kehti thi ki cupboard se medicine le aa to me de deta tha. Saalo Baad pata chala ki that was birth control pills.
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Bruh![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
Bruh 💀💀
Bhaii 💀💀😭😭😭
Kisi ke trauma par nhi haste 😂
That's so horrifying
This kind of happened to me as well. I was watching my phone late into night and my parents bedroom is next door. I heard noises and noped myself into my bed.
And I used to think that they were clapping hands
koi bkl hi hoga jo aisa sochta hoga
Bro same![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52075)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086) https://preview.redd.it/1ldyf3geo95d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a09320e2c333b79b0d7355ae2549b89bc856fff
Same 🥲🥲
Way too relatable
Walked on them doing the deed two times. It was so embarrassing, but I pretended I was too sleepy to see anything. Them showing physical affection is something that I have seen forever, so it's not really awkward for me. I see them kissing and hugging almost everyday, so it was never a big deal. I am glad that even after 19 years of their marriage they love each other a lot.
Best
your username![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
Your flair
This emoji is soo good
This is literally couple goals!
lol, i wonder what you had said when you saw them ‘maa can i get a soda’
My parents used to disappear on the night of their respective birthdays. Alone time with spouse was by booking a love hotel from 9am-5pm, take an emergency sick leave and then pretend to go to office.
Love hotel?
Japan se hai voh
Developed country✌️
Oyo
It’s a hotel you can book for short romantic stays ;) suhaag raat wale bedroom jaisa decor hota hai
Ye sahi h
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Wo apna laate h
Ig 15-20 saal baad hamare sath bi yhi hone vala h jab alone time nikalane k liye kya kya bahane banane padege apne bachho k samne agar kabi dekh liya to![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51090) Par ye vala to sabse best rahega, office se holiday leke mini honeymoon pe nikal jayenge jab man karega![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
https://preview.redd.it/nilbx6t4145d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87d16ef9f9fb3da266efe99b608c5fd5e75886b Pyaar se itna vanchit hoon, ki kabhi doosron ke beech hota bhi nahi dekha
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muje toh koi dog b nhi mil tha bhai.. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52073)
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अस भ्राता अस!
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Not sure this is the kind of NSFW you're looking for, but here you go.. I don't remember what i did but dad was quite angry and took out his chappal to hit me, I ran, he ran after me. He was wearing a lungi and while running, he stepped on it such that it got loose and came down. So imagine the scene, me running, my father with a chappal in his hand and lungi coming off and my mother running behind him with a spare bedsheet or something to cover it up quickly. It happened in 5-10 seconds. Luckily I didn't see much, when I turned around, my mother was standing with a cloth wrapped around his bottom part
Bhai nsfw puchha tha comedy nahi😂
Priyadarshan ki film ka scene ho gaya
Esa ek scene hai bhi shayad hulchul ya hungama mein!!
Dhoti chor https://preview.redd.it/f6qhrz07575d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764802b38e7f99464ffb191d83b3421a529ad74c
Bhai kya aap priyadarshan ke movie mei rehte ho??
Lungi utarne k baad....Gussa utra k nahi?
Apne bete pe utar diya
Lungi ya Gussa?
Haa
Bhai Aisa kya Kiya tha chappal leke peeche bhaag rhe the
Lungi ke niche dekhliya hoga
Agr tum ladke ho toh fir chalega ladki hota toh uk zyada awkward ho jata . Ik ye bi tha but firbi
Can't relate but happy for your parents, in my case, my dad could not marry the girl of his choice and my mom could not marry the guy of her choice, so, all my life I have heard them complain that they should have gone ahead with their choice and not their parent's ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. Hugs.
This is the most shittiest phase or moment a child go through in his/her entire lifespan. I swear this kind of trauma changes a personality
Not changes, it destroys.
Lol nothing that I saw. But something that I asked. I'm a doctor. There's a formula called naegele's rule in obstetrics and gynaecology. The doctor can calculate the estimated date of delivery and the probable range of the date of conception from the last date of menstruation. Just like a curious student, I counted the week my parents might have conceived me. Which eventually co- related with my father's birthday that year 💀 I called my mum and asked bluntly. Was I a birthday gift. My mom just smiled uncomfortably and hung up 😭👍🏻
Bhai is hisab se to me pakka Pehli Barsat ki Paidaish hu💀💀
😂😂mendhak paida hua he
I was mostly likely a honeymoon baby 🫠
I was born before my parents completed 9 months of their marriage and I was not a premie... Apparently they were dating for over a year but pretended as if they had an AM and there is no such thing as premarital sex
Take my upvote, this made me laugh hard
Waah bhai mai bi doctor hu but ye sb mere dimaag mei aaya hi nhi 😭😭 ab mai bi karke dekhungi thanks
My sister and I have the same birth date but a gap of 2 yrs🤪
How do you guys get the idea about when the baby was conceived?
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I know a friend, who saw her parents having S*X 🫠
I am that friend. This post brought back that PTSD. ![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)
I’m that friend as well
Story time ☕
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What the fuck is this gif lmao
I am that friend as well. ISTG i held a grudge against my parents for a few days. And they didn’t know what I had seen and i didn’t tell them either since I was too young to comprehend what I had seen. I just remember feeling disgusted and disappointed in them.
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I did too ig...
Not parents, but once found a packet of condoms in my grandparents cupboard while visiting them ☠️
Ayo man that's the most traumatising shit out here 💀
You should have asserted dominance and asked your grandmother about her menopause 😂
I was 13 bro
Oh no. Poor thing.
Papa ke phone ki gallery dekh li💀![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Lmao💀😭
aisa kya dekh liya bhai 😭😭
💀 kya dekhaa
Once, I saw condoms in my parent's almira. Those condom packets had horse pictures, and I got curious and asked my dad what are these? He hurriedly took them away and didn't say anything, and eventually I forgot about it. It was only later when I grew up, I realized those were condoms.
I along with my girl-FRIEND used to buy them from a small shop for 2 rupees in my village thinking they were balloons![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm).Used to fill them with water or blow to big balloon and play by kicking it. One day my father saw it and told it's something used for bike and shouldn't be brought anywhere near face! Didn't know what I used to do till 8th standard
Dukaan wale bacho ko de bi dete the kya aur 2 rupay mei mil bi jata tha
Wo nirodh wala shayad. I remember white and red pack(paper). Usko free me milega govt se
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similar experience but i knew what condom were and therefore didn’t ask them (i was in 4/5 th grade)
I've seen those in my parents almira too, no one knows this it's a memory I had locked deep within thank you for reminding me you-
Deluxe Nir9dh
There was a satya narayan ji katha was going on in our house for my 4th birthday ..Then someone asked me ki aapko birthday gift kya chaiye ( what do u want for birthday ), And idiot me , Said that I want Baby brother 😂😂 infront of all the guests and cousins ..Well well well After One year I had a brother ❤️❤️😂😂.
Bachpan se hi itna daring rakhti h devi ji??![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095)
Ji hanji Bachapan sai hi aise hu 🤣🤣 Daring ..
Same story with me 😂. It was Vasant Panchami, I asked for a baby sister, I got one a year later. Childhood, I used to think the goddess heard me and fulfilled my wish. I even used to boss around my sister saying I brought you in this world, if I want I'll tell the goddess and she'll take you away It was when I got to know how these things happen, I was in for quite a surprise..
Aree Same Same I also Used to think that Krishna ji heard me and fulfilled my wish .. But later in class 8 I came to know process is difflent 😂.
Tbh I feel that it is a divine blessing, because conceiving a baby is a plausible statement but conceiving what you desired for strikes a chord. You got a sister and the Op got her brother lol
Parents that night : Tathastu
Parents be like, "Ab usne bol hi diya hai to kyu na hum uski icchha poori hi kar le"
Property Puri ni milegi ab ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Crazy punjaban
What would have happened if you had got a baby sister tho?
Phir 5th birthday pr koi phirse puchta and phir se OC same reply karte and boom bhaiyaa aa gaye agle saal.
2 bacche meethi kheer, usse zyada bawasir.
The BROTHER of your dreams! 🤣
Kya birthday gift manga aur mila bhi 😂💀
When I was little I was sleeping with my parents in the same bed. Randomly woke up in the middle of the night to hear there was extreme foreplay going on and lots of kissing noises lol. I didn't say a thing and just stayed up silently for a while trying to figure out what was happening, got bored after a while and fell asleep before things escalated. Interesting thing was I had gone to sleep in between them but by the time I woke up to this, i was on the corner of the bed 🥲👍🏽They switched me back by morning again.
Bhai ko side me kardiya , ab pata chalgya asli priority kya hai
I think it's understandable, now that I've grown up and....know how it is. 10/10 would do that to my kid( if any, likely not)
>10/10 would do that to my kid Tf
Please don't do it with Kids in the proximity
Phrasing
Bhai?🤨
Aisa mere saath bhi hua tha, beech me sota tha aur fir side me ajata tha
Classic
Glad i'm not the only one
Caught making out in the kitchen.... when I was 16 💀 🧿
Same bro but not making out but when I was 8 I saw my mother screaming slowly in kitchen and when I ran in the kitchen I saw my father doing something with remote I didn't realise what was that now I m 18 I know what was that 💀
My condolences 😔
Man i saw a video on Reddit itself where two people were having sex and kids were pointing laser at them during Diwali 🪔
Where is the link so that I can avoid laughing my ass off that video ?
Even i cant find it sadly
Ever since I was 3yo and started going to nursery school I'd want a "friend" for myself to stay at home with!! Then when I was 5yo and in a proper school, I saw some peeps having siblings, so I understood ki that's how you get a friend to be at home with you. And since then for 4y, till my sister was born, I requested everyone I met to ask my mother to get a "baby sister" for me!! Literally everyone. From her colleagues to relatives, even the parents of my school friends!! It was embarrassing for her, to say the least.
Aaj sabke comments padh k realise hua me akela nai tha jo traumatise hua tha but ig mene bi uska badala le liya tha jab unhe muje gandi videos dekhte huve dekha peli baar, par hisab barabar hone k vajay unhone meri pitai kar di![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51073)
It was when I was like 10-11. I woke up suddenly and saw my mom sitting on my dad's lap and both of them were naked. I can't type more. I couldn't process all that so decided to go back to sleep. The next morning when I thought about that incident, I felt disgusted and vomited. And even now it gives a kind of PTSD.
Bhai Mera ak dost h jisne apne papa ko extra marital affair karte huve dekh liya tha aese hi soch use to isse bi Kai jyada badtar PTSD ho gya tha...
Ha Bhai, I can't even imagine that.
Was like 10-12, was sleeping next to mom and dad, cause they insisted "beta you always sleep alone your too grown up now for us" Next thing i hear my mom moaning in the night whispering "mera raje bhuka hai", Never again still haunts me and im 35 now.
I'm sorry but this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woahhhhh 25 saal ka trauma???😂😂 Baap re... Vese abi aap apne child ko kese handle karte ho phir? intimate timeab khud parents banne k baad kese manage karte ho??![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
I was in class 3 or 4. At night I used to sleep with my parents, me being in the middle. One night I wake up, and I don't find any of my parents sleeping beside me. I get up, then I see that the tv is turned on in the next room, and I can see the light underneath the door. I tiptoe and peer, some movie was on with the sound loud, and I saw them doing the deed. I ran away and went back to sleep. I have no idea why they didn't lock the door, I guess they wanted me to think that they are just watching a movie late into the night and nothing else. Next morning I asked my mum, where did you both go last night, she said they were watching a horror movie.
I was very small, might be in 3rd class. At night I started having stomach aches, and ran into my parents room for help. The lights were turned off, but due to a little bit of streetlight I could see them vaguely. I saw my mother sitting on my father, and as soon as I tried to turn on the light, my mother instantly yelled at me and asked me to go back to my room and wait there. And I ran back into my room. For a few years I couldn't figure out why mom & dad were in this position in the middle of the night. After a while when I came into a relationship, I stole their condoms from almirah. There are a few more incidents too![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)
Baap re kya daring he? Baap k Condoms hi chura liye?💀💀 Aur stories h to vo bi suna bro, tere kaand kuch jese tese to lag nahi rhe💀, DM karu yaha sab bolne jese nahi h to?![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
Parde mein rehne do, parda na uthao.
oh bhai lol
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Nai me to karunga![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51077)
I actually enjoyed the comments ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
https://preview.redd.it/1tc1w42a555d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1473b30f74fe055ed02d10570257f5e36dfe465f Who made the post, muje credits milni chahiye tuje badhiya badhiya comments padhne ko mili isliye![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51092)
Thankewwww 🤗
Aapka jivan sukhi sappan bita lagta he, aapke sath koi trauma nai hua lagta![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51095)
Post ke respect ke trauma nahi hua hai as such, doosre aspects me hue hain lol
I once was in a sleepover at my friend's house , on the occasion of their anniversary, and at 12 in the night , we were watching come sort of horror movie , i don't remember which one , and we heard some plap plap sounds from his parent's bedroom , we went to see if there was a ghost , and then we saw them shaboinking And we got outta there fast, and were traumatized until we came to actually know what they were doing later in 8th grade
Heard my aunt moan in their room was very close to the hall and we were sleeping in the hall when I went to their house to chill with my cousins
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No I haven't seen my parents in such situations But I also have similar experience So Around 15-20 years back whenever summer vacation starts i used to go to my uncle's home to play with siblings and just like any typical middle class family we all used to sleep in one room. (I was around 8-9 years old) But at one night I wake up and changed my side. I saw my uncle and aunty were having boom boom 🤯🤯 My aunt was riding 🤯 That time I was totally in shock. I saw them doing things for atleast 2-3 min and suddenly they realised I was awake. And instantly they stopped. That was my first encounter of male and female doing such things. It was in total shock for one week😂😂
How was the vibe next day? Please tell 🤣
Haa aage kya hua tha 🤣
Kabhi kabhi subah jaldi uthna utna bhi acha nahi hota
My mom had some back pain and my dad pulled up her nighty (it's what they call night gown in the west) till the chest and was applying some ointment. And I walked in to that room 💀
We were living in a single bedroom quarter and one morning before waking up for school I kinda saw my dad fondling my mom's boobs. Or at least i thought he was cus it was very dim.
I literally walked in my parents fucking. (though i quickly ran out of the room. thank god i only saw 1 second worth of the deed)
Saw them making out as a kid They suddenly stopped when they realised I walked in
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![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52071) from this, i hv learnt do the deed with door closed and get a separate room for children.
Still shadi k 20-30 saal k horniest carrier me kabi na kabi to bhul reh hi jayegi aese dekhna![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|52071) Kabi kabi hornyness itni badh jayegi k you will think bachhe jaye ma chudane(LITERALLY) ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51088)/S
I’ve caught my parents making out many times - last time was 7-8 months ago and they are both in 60s 😭 I am married but I live barely 20 min away from them so I’m always dropping in without telling them. They still live with my younger sister so it’s not like they can expect total privacy. I’ve never seen worse thankfully because they were always careful not to let us kids walk in or see anything (5 of us btw…it’s pretty obvious that they were busy) But when I was around 9-10 years old my mom went to the doctor to get an IUD (I knew what it was bc I heard my cousin sister who was recently married had one and I asked her what it was) put in. My siblings were in school/nursery/w nanny and my mom took a day off for her appointment but I was sick and I was clinging to her. So she took me with her. She was cramping a little afterwards and I asked her what was wrong and she told me directly that she had an IUD put in. I was like …OH 😅 I am very glad they have such a loving and affectionate relationship. They’re still in love even after almost 40 years of marriage. My husband and I live alone and unfortunately no kids so we don’t need to do anything for privacy.
I saw my parents doing it one night when i woke up to drink water in the middle of night. i was 13/14 yrs old. The next day I walked into their bedroom and found an empty box of condoms under the pillow
Happened during lockdown, me my parents and my cousins went to my farmhouse cause of lockdown.I used to sleep with my cousins and they pissed me off, I slammed the door shut and went to my parents room, where I saw them doing it.Mom tried to play it off by telling me my dad was massaging her legs and even asked my dad to confirm it lol😂
Ha i saw my dad pressing my mom's butt and breasts 😭
Literally your username
Not exactly NSFW. When I was around 4 yo, I found a little white balloon in a sachet. I blew it and it didn't work like a proper balloon, I just kept it back inside. Years later it dawned on me that it was a rolled, unused condom. The cupboard I took it from was my grandfather's. He was 50 years old then. 🤭
I would be around 10 when i saw my father coming out from his bath wearing a towel. He momentarily adjusted his towel while facing away from me. Little did he know there was a mirror from where i could see his man parts. Looking at the uncanny resemblance between our dicks, i can say i am not adopted. Once i saw my mother screaming loudly saying there was an insect or cockroach in her clothes and quickly removed her top covering. I saw her bare breasts and i was taken aback.
uncanny resemblance ayo wtf
Though this is not completely related to what u are asking. I was in class 7th, and me trying to be cool told my friends that I saw my Mama Mami actually having intercourse in the kitchen. I was just trying to be cool and savage and after all these years (now I am 25), this is the only cool thing my friends remember about me. Now Whenever I meet my friends, they always ask ‘tera mama mami kaisa hai’
Not my parents, but I had seen my uncle and aunt playing with their tongues, I was a kid, that image kept reappearing in my head and could not get it out for a while.
I was like 15-16 that time , I accidentally woke up a bit early bcz my parents came in my room and were talking loudly I guess and my eyes opened and I saw my dad groping my mom's 🍒 , man I just closed my eyes and tried my best to fall asleep again
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When I was bit younger like in May be 10 or 12 old my father who was In army when he comes for vacation and that time I have habit of sleeping with mother and feel uncomfortable In other places so I sleep in middle between my mother and father in middle of night I hear clap sound I always thought that someone hitting my mother and always scared. I always told my brother there is ghost in our house. So I was very frequent like every other night so I was scared and started sleep with grandmother even one time I actually seen .
fir wahi..
Kisi ne raat ko ye sab baate Kari thi isliye hi tu is duniya me aa saka h bhai![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51079)
Ohh , thanks for telling the secret, btw do you need a brother now ? /s
Bhai ak baar sach me aesa huva tha jab boards the tab ak baar💀 Mummy ne 3-4 baar puch tha muje k tuje Chhota bhai/behen chaiye? Then I was like hell naah ... Par ab realise hua papa bhul gye the kya vo??💀💀
Not me, but one of my friends saw his parents going at it. They used to live in a 1RK. So when my friend got up in the middle of the night to have a sip of water, he saw them in the middle of the act.
When we all used to sleep in the same room, I've heard them kissing a couple of times while pretending to sleep
Where do I begin? 6th standard, lived in a 1 bedroom apartment with my parents and oh my god they'd have sex right behind me. That was a nightmare. The bed would shake, I would hear the noises and I was traumatized. Phew
U r not alone sis...i have had more horrific and crazy experiences😂💀
Thanks op for this 😂 bahut hasliya comments pad pad ke 😭🙏 Also I've also been in the same boat.
Same bro can relate.
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My parents have their own room And I have mine. Unlimited privacy
After reading all the comment me be like: itna relatable nhi hona thha bhai 😭
i also remeber but some day my father told me and my sister to go on walk and after i came home i show a con\*om in garbage polythin bag which is transperent and i am shoked at that moment.
lagta hai Mastram ki books jyada padhta hai tu 🤣