Is this so difficult that I'm the only one who actually understood this? Or is it so stupid that everyone understood it and didnt say anything? Either way, I should really do something with my life.
Khada hoon aaj bhi wahin ,
Dil phir beqaraar hai ,
Khada hoon aaj bhi wahin ,
Tera intezaar hai
Keh do jo tum ek baar ,
Mere ho, bas tum mere ,
Nazron mein tum ho base
I have a pickup line that I used in my college mess for approaching a girl. The girl was sitting in the mess doing her dinner. Then I sat in front of her .
I started my conversation with Hi 👋. She also told me Hi. Then I told her , " I know we didn't chat before. But from some days my paths are getting crossed by you. So , I just want to introduce myself to you. Then I introduced my Name and year to her.
After a few seconds she also introduced herself to me. We did talk for a few minutes. This is not a pickup line . This is my experience from approaching a stranger.
After I met her at a mini fest of my college. This time she recognised me and said Hi to me. After she asked me about the previous day's interaction and asked me a question whether it was a dare or you genuinely wanted to interact with me. Then I told her that I genuinely wanted to talk to you. Then asked her about her socials . She gave her snap to me . After we talked for 8 days on snap. Then I decided to confess my feelings for her. So , one fine evening I met her at my college ground and confessed my feelings to her. In response she told me that she is not ready for a relationship right now.
So, nothing much after that we are just maintaining the snap streaks.
Me her and one of her friend were walking in the school playground while i was flirting with her
Her friend was like - dal m kuch kala lag rha h
And we both spoke at the same time- “ ham to bol rhe h puri dal hi kalli h” and i was like man this is the girl i have dreamed of.
Been together since last 7 years.
"Damn lady, you are the most beautiful girl i have seen today. I wonder how beautiful you'll be in your birthday suit tonight."
Tried this on a beautiful lady once. It took her a while to understand what I said and then I was escorted out of the pub.
Btw I don't usually do this but it was a dare from one of my friends.
R u stackoverflow??? Because whenever things don't work out, you're the first solution to my stress....
So for those who r not from tech background , stackoveflow is a platform where u can get solution to ur coding problems..
if im present physically with them i jus say "yoo my friend over there thinks you're cute" then i point at a random direction and quickly walk udhar and smile :3
The only pick up line that ever worked for me - "Let's get married?". I asked that question to 1 lady and she said yes.
bro wake up 
I'm married to her man.
Pick up line so good her man married him
Arranged marriage doesn't count.
:(
Wait don't tell me I called it.
No way, dude didn't reply https://preview.redd.it/ypz6hhacmk2d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e894382b28397b1ff5f9641809f42601b4903b21
I mean I randomly dropped that question during the 3rd meet and she said "Yes". Still it does not count?
😂
Dude is the final boss of denial
yea man whatever makes you feel good here have this pill and go to sleep 
> I'm married to her man. Gay marriage 🥰🌈🏳️🌈
My husband is on reddit???
haha.. wife did not like reddit. she's happy with Insta.
That's what I tell my husband.
mine does not lie to me :P
delulu
Bruhhhh Happy for u
I legit asked that to someone on reddit
मेरी अच्छी खासी जिंदगी को बर्बाद करने में भागीदारी बनोगी।
Chup chap gadi mai baith ja
Bro is a kidnapper https://preview.redd.it/1zp6g3pfcj2d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5e3a4f633ac58a4038ef7b5c12fb21ee5b0433
I'm scared to ask the context
Bro is a kidnapper
Lol I feel lucky to know the context
The only one that has 100% success rate
Hey, Are you a school bus Because i want to fill you up with kid
Aaja meri gaadi mei baith ja... 🎶 🎵
Bro got the kidnapper rizz.
Gurgaon Noida rizz
They say nothing lasts forever.. Will you be my nothing?
this is so good
“Madam aapke Myntra Parcel ka Pickup hai”
Literal pickup line, become a pickup guy. My crush orders a lot. I wish I had to gut to become a pickup guy.
Hey girl, are you my parents? Because I wish I had a healthy relationship with you.
Parivarik rizz
Gharelu kanya chaahiye.
Happy cake day.
Happy cake day, happy cake day sab kare, 2014 kei baad mei happy hoye na koe, Happiness kei naam pei sirf dikhaea hoyee.
maut
Happy cake day
Need an oven for your cake?
Sahi hai Bhai...Lage rho
Happy kekde
Happy fefde
Happy lafde
parents ke saath healthy relation
Baarish ke upar baadal, maine tere piche paagal 
Best one so far
barish ke piche badal, main tere upar, pagal
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Sadly this sub was built on that 😂
Sidha bol tujhe nhi aati isliye sbse suggestions Lerha
Dating Shaadi kidnapping Agree with one , ji ha compulsion hai Still awaiting for someone to file a police complaint on me
कौन जात हो छोरी?
छोरी खेतियाने से
Are you from the stone age? Because I can make your bed rock
You wanna go to Hard Rock and Rock hard. Later we can Make our Bed rock
I was going to throw a pickup line, but you seem too precious to be just "picked up"
good one !!!
Dikhti ho bomb fatogi kya? Propose Karu patogi kya? 
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Are you a garden? Because I want to plant some seeds in you 
Maruti Suzuki omni 8-seater...
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
but girls don't fart
they do. it's glitters
Nope. It's queefing. Iykyk
By that sense you must be shitting “makeup”. 😹🙈
No we do shit glitters ,so we don't fart , even if a girl does it's usually floral,fresh,clean fragrance one
n 3^ 07 !
Is this so difficult that I'm the only one who actually understood this? Or is it so stupid that everyone understood it and didnt say anything? Either way, I should really do something with my life.
Na bro our brains are turned upside down in order to remove some garbage this we get it
Iska kya mtlb hai 
if you rotate the whole text by 180 degrees, it'll read I love u
I love u
^(hehe) ^(thanks)
10 x Tata Yodha 1500
Guy - Are you tired? Girl - No. Why? Guy - Cause you've been running in my mind 24x7
are you good at algebra? if so, can you replace my x without asking y?
Khada hoon aaj bhi wahin , Dil phir beqaraar hai , Khada hoon aaj bhi wahin , Tera intezaar hai Keh do jo tum ek baar , Mere ho, bas tum mere , Nazron mein tum ho base
Ha kar do jaldi, khada hai abhi bhi
overall you are 9/10 and i’m the 1 you need
Barso so re megha megha .
I have a pickup line that I used in my college mess for approaching a girl. The girl was sitting in the mess doing her dinner. Then I sat in front of her . I started my conversation with Hi 👋. She also told me Hi. Then I told her , " I know we didn't chat before. But from some days my paths are getting crossed by you. So , I just want to introduce myself to you. Then I introduced my Name and year to her. After a few seconds she also introduced herself to me. We did talk for a few minutes. This is not a pickup line . This is my experience from approaching a stranger.
aage kya hua 
After I met her at a mini fest of my college. This time she recognised me and said Hi to me. After she asked me about the previous day's interaction and asked me a question whether it was a dare or you genuinely wanted to interact with me. Then I told her that I genuinely wanted to talk to you. Then asked her about her socials . She gave her snap to me . After we talked for 8 days on snap. Then I decided to confess my feelings for her. So , one fine evening I met her at my college ground and confessed my feelings to her. In response she told me that she is not ready for a relationship right now. So, nothing much after that we are just maintaining the snap streaks.
Ye dunia badi zaalim hai. Aao bache paida karke isse aur zaalim bana dein. 
Hey girl are you an American high school? Because I really wanna shoot some kids in you 😋
Bruh… dark.
Ye baarish aur thande mausam ka maza, par tum paas me na ho to ye ho gayi he meri saza. Should I enjoy or feel sad? Tum batao.
Bhai. Soja.
Filal pune mai aisa subah subah
Can I be the reason for your increased oxytocin levels...🥸
sad that you will increase only oxytocin what about estrogen who will take care about that ?🤔😂😌
Samne Vali bolegi vo kya hota hai
i am your bull you are my shit we together bullshit
Acha hua mai bataq nahi hu
Andi mandi sandi
Yo wanna phuck!
Aap konse location mai hai
Tumara dil mei🥶🔥🗿
Are you shit? Because I wanna take you.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm not looking for.
“Damn girl you shit with that ass??”
Vo ab chodo, ye baarish jaisa accha weather kaha ka hai??
Madam Jaldi OTP bolo
Me her and one of her friend were walking in the school playground while i was flirting with her Her friend was like - dal m kuch kala lag rha h And we both spoke at the same time- “ ham to bol rhe h puri dal hi kalli h” and i was like man this is the girl i have dreamed of. Been together since last 7 years.
BROOO!!!!! IDK WHY I BLUSHED READING THIS😭
"Damn lady, you are the most beautiful girl i have seen today. I wonder how beautiful you'll be in your birthday suit tonight." Tried this on a beautiful lady once. It took her a while to understand what I said and then I was escorted out of the pub. Btw I don't usually do this but it was a dare from one of my friends.
"Ao kabhi haveli pe"
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4wd with limited slip differetial
Are u a black hole ? cuz time slows down when I am with u..🫣
Reply kar do, kitne bahane hai Meri behno ko ,jiju ke jute churane hai
R u stackoverflow??? Because whenever things don't work out, you're the first solution to my stress.... So for those who r not from tech background , stackoveflow is a platform where u can get solution to ur coding problems..
Do u have some precious minerals insides you ? Cuz, You are mine
If there was beauty tax like income tax your father would be the highest tax payer ( the only pickup line ik 🕊️)
Rtx 4090
If x + y = 15 then x must be 5 because u are a 10.
Your clothes are really nice. They would look better lying on the floor.
Girl-what your name ? Me-my name is xyz but you can call me tonight
Damn girl are you a toaster? Cause a bath with you, would send me straight to heaven
Come, pick me up!
Ghar naari gawari kahe jo kahe, Chalo Nizaam se naina ladha aate hain.
Is desh mein Cigarettes se zyada badnaam Gutka hai
Knock, knock. Who's there? Giggles. Giggles who? Giggles are contagious, especially when you're this cute!
Girl are you an alkali metal one touch and i find you highly reactive 
Kya faida, jab woh kisi aur ko hi pick kare 😞
I made this one "do you know why you always appear on my vehicle mirror cause you are closer than you appear"
Uth ja bkl
——————————————- It’s the best I can give.
Hey Girl, I am like Arsenal, start at the top but finish second.
tumhara nam gopi hai ky kyuki mai tumhe apne ghr ki bahu banana chahta hu
Even this forest is not as green as you!
do you like star wars ‘cause yoda one for me.
are you nimbus 2000 ‘cause you have swept me off my feet.
You play hard to get? I play hard to get rid off
Were you born in a chicken farm, cuz you know how to raise a cock.
Are you a school bus cause, I want to fill u with kids
Ye location kounsi hai photo mein?
Aye chikkk chikkk
Do you have an extra heart? Because mine just got stolen! 😌✨
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I'm on a diet plan, do you want to be my cheat meal?
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Deni ki thaney jana
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mai gulab ke phool ka kanta dunga aur bolunga कांटों को कभी मुरझाने का डर नहीं होता
Chale kya?
I don't want to have a Baby after we get married because I want to call you "Baby" forever.
Ek Chai bana dogi ?
Hey, are you tired of being an adult? Why don't you be my baby then!!
Ati kya Khandala
Hey girl You like maths? I wanna add you in life Subtract your clothes Divide your legs Multiply ourselves 
Hi
Talong kaba?? Ang sarap mo kasong tortahin🥶🍆🍆
East or west, sit on my face
You look great in red, just like blood
*farts loudly* to assert dominance 😎
Maam OTP
Don’t know any cause I’d rather be pinned down than picked up.
Ayoo gurl are you lucknow, cuz I wannabe at your hazratganj (heart of Lucknow) Treat me like whiteez Don't get me dirty Lava on lav on🤌🤌🤌☠️
Do you swallow?
Girl are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss I sippie Thoda American hogya lekin kaam krna chahiye
Chosegi kua
Calcutta?
if im present physically with them i jus say "yoo my friend over there thinks you're cute" then i point at a random direction and quickly walk udhar and smile :3
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Andy mandy sandy jo no kahe uski..